Porno Holocaust
I did this video the same day as I did the "Burial Ground" video. Notice how I'm a little signifcantly angrier in this video? That's because I genuinely hate "Porno Holocaust." It's one of the worst films I've ever seen in my life. Also, this video taught me that it's relatively tricky to write and edit a review for a movie that's 70% porn.
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Eewww. After reading some reviews for this film, I'd rather the humping remains censored. The guy with the 'tache apparently has warts on his nuts, and they're shot in close-ups. I feel sick.
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Yes, becaus sex is icky to you, even though it's a natural human process. Grow up.
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See its not so much that sex is icky that the sex Brad talks about is icky, I really dont want to see someone fuck a corpse or any of the other sex in these movies.
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Yes, becaus sex is icky to you, even though it's a natural human process. Grow up.
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Are we going to get the "greatest American Hero" theme song that used to accompany (and act as your theme) these videos?
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I'm happy that you finally have your own website. I really like your reviews.
It's no surprise that this piece of shit of a movie is from the dreaded Aristide "Joe D'amato" Massaccesi, and if you are into this kind of movies his entire cinematography should be like a golmine to you.
It's already a shame being italian, but the sheer fact that Uncle Aristide is one of us just makes things much, MUCH worse!
Sorry for my awful english...
Keep up the good work, mate!
Gweedo
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I say today first any of your videos and seems good...
p.s: your talking sounds like Bill Hicks.
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I'd say the worst movie I've ever seen would be The Room, by Tommy Wiseau(Oh hi Danny).
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Seems like D'Amato took his earlier Erotic Nights Of The Living Dead, chucked out most of the zombies and replaced it with more porn for this one..
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Actually this was one of the first "bad movies" I watched and I feel kinda nostalgic to it. It was entertaining when it comes to ridicules killing scenes and Zombie raping a girl to death. But I also watched it in italian and i immiedietly skipped to the island part. I never forget this ridicules scene when camera zoomed at the zombie ASS. I mean come on, you're making a porn flick and your camera focuses on a zombie-mutants ass? But as for the pluses there's this really nice black chick but she only does some lesbians scenes if I remember correctly
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Okay, two thing:
1) Add a search bar. I mean I've watched all your videos from oldest, but I sometimes re-watch them and it's frustrating doing that "click 'older reviews', scroll down, repeat" thing... Also some of the more casual readers might appresiate it, 'cos you refer to your older videos from time to time. And these casual people must be thinking to themselves like "what the hell is this Savage Vengeance this funny looking man is referring to", you know?
2) When you're "out of character" you've said that Bruno Mattei is your favorite director, but "in character" you've said that Porno Holocaust is the worst movie ever made. So are you saying that Porno Holocaust is actually THE BEST movie ever? Or is my sarcasm detector broken again or something...?
All in all I love the site and sorry if my first point sounded like... I don't know what, but I was trying to be constuctive.
- Jyri
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Bruno Mattei didn't direct "Porno Holocaust," Joe D'Amato did. I like some of Joe D'Amato's movies like "Emanuelle in America" and "Caligula: The Untold Story," but this one really is one of the worst movies ever made.
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"Bruno Mattei didn't direct "Porno Holocaust," Joe D'Amato did."
Wikipedia said that they both directed it. Damn Wikipedia...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porno_Holocaust
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He might have done some uncredited assistant work on it, which he did for a handful of movies.
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Okay. But I'm glad we cleared that out, 'cos the whole thing has been bothering me for some reason...
Keep up the good work!
- Jyri
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Well whichever one made it, I am a little less proud my family came from Italy now.
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Yes, it's tricky to write a porno review but you were up for it and did it pretty well. I haven't watched "Porno holocaust" yet but judging after your recommendation I don't think I'll ever watch it.
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The camera doesn't make a bit of difference. All of them can record what you are seeing. But, you have to SEE.
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Yeah, when it's 70% porn, there isn't a whole lot of intellectual interest to talk about, is there? LOL
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It's too bad that at the end someone didn't shout out:
"Shoot it in the head!"
BANG
"Not that head, the other head!"
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What an unfortunate title.
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I enjoyed the video.... keep posting more videos....
Thanks in advance
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Hmm. . . see you have been quiet lately. Guess the Porn Holocaust didn't go over too well? LOL The comments on this page are hilarious.
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