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Who thought up this movie, and...how!?! Reply to this
11/25/2009 7:58 PM
marcolino wrote:
That's a very legitimate question and the most logical answer is rather ironic (I think I don't need to say it, *cough*drugs*cough*) Reply to this
8/9/2009 1:28 PM
Willem138 wrote:
I keep thinking this Tarzan guy is gonna act like Kevin Nealon's impression off SNL. Is the whole movie like that?? Props to Hartman's Frankenstein Monster. Reply to this
8/9/2009 2:23 PM
TOYBOXX wrote:
I agree Blood Freaks is more entertaining than football. Love the website. Keep it up! Reply to this
8/15/2009 3:55 PM
silver wrote:
great review, i'm finally glad i got to see what this movie was about after seeing it in ashens top 5 worst monsters Reply to this
11/25/2009 2:28 PMBluecho wrote:
Technically, the target audience would be non-Christian drug users, since if someone is already Christian, there would be no point in trying to convert them. The fact that the movie is just plain weird, however, definately hurts the film in that regard.
And why would a Bible-thumping woman even go to a drug party in the first place? Unless she was there to get the drug users to stop their drug abuse, the Bible explicitely tells people not to hang around with sinful people, lest their sin rub off on them.
I just don't now what to say about this film, other than what the crap? Reply to this
12/2/2009 3:28 PM
Queenie Z wrote:
I hate it when my religion gets caught up in completely random and paradoxical crap like this. It's like Fred Phelps tried to make a movie but couldn't put in the slaughter of gay people so he chose druggies instead.
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5/30/2010 12:16 AM
theSnark wrote:
I think I remember reading somewhere that the turkey monster was killing the druggies so he could get high off their drug-filled blood, and that's why in that one scene you see him cupping his hands and bringing the blood to his face. Though this movie still makes no sence. Reply to this
8/31/2010 4:41 PM
Xander wrote:
Well, I guess I'm glad I'm a vegetarian then. These sorts of outburst of religion are freaking weird, you get the impression that christians want everything deviating from their norm destroyed(except pedophiles, apperently.) No offense meant to the more relaxed religious types out there. Reply to this
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Awesome review again, keep up the good work.
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Awesome review, I agree, it would be more entertaining than football.
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Hey, at the very least it didn't have an animal sex! Good job with the review too.
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Great Review, it reminded me of when I first heard about this movie on another website.
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article36.htm
It's interesting to see two different views of the movie, though they both agree that it sucks haha.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Who thought up this movie, and...how!?!
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That's a very legitimate question and the most logical answer is rather ironic (I think I don't need to say it, *cough*drugs*cough*)
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I keep thinking this Tarzan guy is gonna act like Kevin Nealon's impression off SNL. Is the whole movie like that?? Props to Hartman's Frankenstein Monster.
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I agree Blood Freaks is more entertaining than football. Love the website. Keep it up!
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Dude your reviw is the bomb
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One of the few movies you've reviewed that I've heard about.
Heard about this movie here.
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/bloodfreak/
The site have tons of B movies reviews.
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Is it just me or is this just like "Passion of the Christ"
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This must have inspired the former WWE wrestler Gobledygooker.
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great review, i'm finally glad i got to see what this movie was about after seeing it in ashens top 5 worst monsters
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Technically, the target audience would be non-Christian drug users, since if someone is already Christian, there would be no point in trying to convert them. The fact that the movie is just plain weird, however, definately hurts the film in that regard.
And why would a Bible-thumping woman even go to a drug party in the first place? Unless she was there to get the drug users to stop their drug abuse, the Bible explicitely tells people not to hang around with sinful people, lest their sin rub off on them.
I just don't now what to say about this film, other than what the crap?
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I hate it when my religion gets caught up in completely random and paradoxical crap like this. It's like Fred Phelps tried to make a movie but couldn't put in the slaughter of gay people so he chose druggies instead.
JESUS DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR SHENANIGANS, MOVIE. 8|
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most illogical captain... thats ****ing funny
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No-one expects the Turkish Inquisition!
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I actually own this movie on VHS
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I think I remember reading somewhere that the turkey monster was killing the druggies so he could get high off their drug-filled blood, and that's why in that one scene you see him cupping his hands and bringing the blood to his face. Though this movie still makes no sence.
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Blood Freak is one of the best grind bands ever!
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Well, I guess I'm glad I'm a vegetarian then. These sorts of outburst of religion are freaking weird, you get the impression that christians want everything deviating from their norm destroyed(except pedophiles, apperently.) No offense meant to the more relaxed religious types out there.
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