Woodchipper Massacre
This is one of my favorite episodes. Jon McBride, director of "Woodchipper Massacre," is one of the nicest guys I've talked to online. "Woodchipper Massacre" is a great movie to watch with friends, as is one of Jon's other movies "Cannibal Campout." Very funny stuff. Shortly after I did this review, I got YouTube Comment Bombed by a couple of rabid die-hard "Woodchipper Massacre" fans. I had to write to them and explain in great detail how I am not now nor have I ever been playing myself in any of these videos. Anyone who knows me knows I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those glasses in the real world.
Awesome review Brad! This one had me on the floor laughing in hysterics. I thought that I've seen it all when it came to shitty movies. Damn I was dead wrong! Woodchipper Massacre makes Troll 2 look like Oscar worthy material!
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Man, this is my favorite one so far. Great job bread !!! you funny motherfucker
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I knew the older brother looked familiar! Jon Mcbride! He was in the Feeder movies.
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/feeders/
Those movies are pretty bad, though kinda charming in a way.
Not sure if you've done those movies already, but I think they'd make for a good review.
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wait, let me get this straight:
There are FANS of this movie??? 0_0
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The infomercial part sort of reminded me of that show on Adult Swim... Tim and Eric. HA!
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WTF im i wacthing is this a promo video
or a merrder movie dear god this movie look beter then shilint hill & THAT'S A TERIBALE MOVIE!!!!
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i nut can udernstand wut ur sayen.
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Well I give it to the movie because they ACTUALLY kill people with the wood chipper, unlike Microwave Massacre. Personally I think Microwave Massacre is the worst Massacre film, mainly because the Microwave is never used to kill anyone!
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Only 2 people in the film but wtf i microwave massicer?
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Well Microwave Massacre is a film where a construction worker named Donald, who's tired of his wifes cooking kills her, and cooks her in his microwave. He then gets a taste for humans. Its incredibly low budget, has the voice of Frosty The Snowman playing Donald. No one is killed with the Microwave.
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Ask the snob to do the review of that movie
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Great video, the funniest one yet. I too am shocked this movie actually has fans - plural - and that they actually tried to defend this garbage.
The acting in Sega CD games is far better than this tripe, the acting in the Resident Evil PS1 game is better.
Hell, Transformers 2.....nope, can't even finish that sentence.
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I know it might sound stupid to say this, but I would love to remake that movie. Maybe get some real good actors and crew together and make it a bloodier picture. At least most "classics" are getting remade nowadays!
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4:07-4:10 is easily one of, if not the, best simile ever.
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I realize the silliness of this question, but unless there's an error on the Wikipedia page for this movie, was the director, Jon McBride, really a retired naval officer/astronaut? Or did he just happen to share the same name as him?
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I'm I the only one that thinks the girl and the nerdy kid look like two of the cast from You Can't Do That On Television? It would make sense; for as Mike Nelson said in response to The Final Sacrifice, "This movie has the Bacon-y stink of Canada on it."
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Canada is also the home of the late great John Candy. The only bacon-y stink here is the stink of a citizen of a nation too ashamed to claim a stink-burger like this film as their own, and trying to palm it off on their unsuspecting neighbours...lol (eh)
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Also William Shatner and Dan Akroyd!
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The acting in the movie reminds of one of those TV series made for little kids, even the characters act like unfazed and normal and joyful after killing 2 people.
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Ha! I KNEW you'd compare it to "Don;t Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead!"
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That kid's face pisses me off.
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what the hell was that?! XD
Oh my dad wears those glasses that you use xD
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I just watched WOODCHIPPER MASSACRE this afternoon with my brother, and this came off as a Jeff Franklin-type sitcom pilot gone awry. One of the funniest things about this movie is that there are four Murphy's Law occurrences (to wit, a character asks a "What's the worst that could happen?"-type question, usually followed by something bad). And when I saw the climax, I immediately shouted "Auto Insurance & You" and "The Lawn Of Tomorrow." For the record, Denice Edeal is a college student and Tom Casiello is a Daytime Emmy-winning soap opera writer.
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According to imdb, there are two different Tom Casiellos. So it's probably not him. Probably.
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In my honest opinion, I think the Camp Video Logo from this video is more scarier than this Pile of Donkey Manure "Your Ticket to the Future"?, more like "Your Ticket to a awful B-Movie"
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"Stripper, alcoholic, dead..." lol
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So you have to put up with shitty acting and then you dont even get to see tasteless gore?thats like watching a porn without fucking...who was it made for then?
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lol love how this movie looks like it was shot on magnavox home-shiteo
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That nerd there...lol... writes for soap operas now (O.O). lol. but great review.
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i think if there was blood in this, it would lose most of the charm to it, i love this movie more then alot of other, blooder sov horror movies.
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Two people does not a massacre make.
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There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality. ~Pablo Picasso
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The red haired spazzy kid is Tom Casiello. He's one of 2 names on the wikipedia page who has a link. He went on to become a succesful soap opera writer, and even won a Daytime Emmy. Well most soap operas are only slightly better acted than what's in this movie.
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I wonder if the female lead actually became a stripper or not? :?
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You know, it speaks to the quality of a person if he can roll with the punches about a video that totally eviscerates his work.
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The only diffrence between the shot-on-shiteo film reviewed on this show and the Brad's own shiteo films is that Brad's film are actually GOOD; my favorite being Game Boys.
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