Black Devil Doll From Hell
Seems this one has gone on to be quite a fan favorite of all the review I've done. That is thanks largely in part to Chester Novell Turner making one of the absolute worst films ever made. In this review I made the mistake of shooting a couple outside sequences in the dark. I know it's a little hard to tell what's going on, but in case you're wondering, the second time I go outside, I'm firing a BB gun in the air out of anger.
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Wow Snob is this a horror movie or a porno movie
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Wow.....this is clearly the worst movie that you've reviewed so far.
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I Secound that emotin dude
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Agreed
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This is my FAVORITE review of yours. I love you stuff. Keep watching shitty movies for our amusement! =)
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I went and bought this because of this review.So awful its excellent
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Possessed by Fat Albert! Hey Hey Hey, bitch!
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This movie is definitely the "Manos" to your "MST3K". A true piece of shit!
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what's wrong with this drector.
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he's a dumbass
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This clip from Freakazoid probably provides a clue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9er_c0yGpCw
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I know it's a little hard to tell what's going on, but in case you're wondering, the second time I go outside, I'm firing a BB gun in the air out of anger.
I figured it was SOMETHING with a gun.
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Jesus. When the doll started talking, I about spit Dew all over my laptop. That was freakin' hilarious.
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I totally watched this movie. My favorite line is "now that you have smelt the foulness of my breath, you may taste the sweetness of my tongue."
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http://www.amazon.com/Black-Devil-Doll-Jonathan-Lewis/dp/B002JTHWXS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1249759025&sr=1-2
Anyone going to see this?
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I am Chester Novell Turner's ruined childhood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VPCj9OAQSg
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the woman in this has got to be one of the uglist women i have ever seen ever im guessing she is supposes to be around 35-40 but she looks like shes 60 years old they do nothing to make her look attractive in the least. and as for the film it self well im going the cinema snob's route and am going to fire off my .357 magnam and god help any living creature i see or ill just grab a shot of jack daniels its less of a hassle
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you want to know the ebst thing is, a remake of it just got release couple of days ago and by the looks it looks as bad or even worser then it but the remake has WAY better shots as its clear and looks more like what would happen if its real
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Sure dude... But come on!!! The girls in the remake are hot as hell. But it's pretty fucking bad, when you see that Jamaican-looking doll humping those bitches
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Sure dude... But come on!!! The girls in the remake are hot as hell. But it's pretty bad, when you see that Jamaican-looking doll humping those women. But honestly, the UNRATED trailer from their offical site is really funny
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I think atheists now have definitive proof that there is no God because how could any loving benevolent creator allow this...THING...to exist.
I think I'm going to go watch Manos sans MST3K commentary so I can begin to try and erase the black stain that this has left on my soul. Thanks Cinema Snob!
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Great review Snob but I have 2 thing to add about it: 1. at 4:20 I think it was intentional that we/the main character didn't hear the sales woman explanation about the doll so we get the sequence at 7:20 that reveals what she said about the doll. I think the director wanted an effect that expressed the recklessness of the woman of buying the doll
2. At 6:16 I think it would of been a better joke: You know now that she had the pleasure of "wood".
Still it's a great episode and it's great to see your reaction in realizing that there is a more horrible movie than 96% of the movies you had reviewed.
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Where can I find tom and jerry dolls (especially jerry)?
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Man I've seen bad films but that sucked.
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I was really very keen to learn about the mistakes but was never mentioned but the book covers a lot if we carry the experiments ourselves.
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How do I establish a connection between my dash and computer? I connected my dash to the computer with a USB cable. I installed the getting started cd. It just says "connecting" forever. Can you break it down so that a novice like me can understand what to do? Thanks.
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This is the review that got me into the Cinema Snob! This is full of the hilarity that keeps me coming back and checking out the other reviews! There are so many highlights in this review, but my favorite is when you fire your air rifle into the air! Happy New Year, Cinema Snob!
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What is the difference between a wireless LAN and a wireless G card?
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Can you still play old sports games online (PS3/360)?
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A lady purchases a doll at a magic store. Unbeknownst to her, the doll is overcome by an evil spirit, and it proceeds to take her over.
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Impressive Post. Thanks for this.
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There are 2 versions of the film one featuring strictly casio music and a heavy metal re-edit which changes some of the music and cuts. The one which opens with the heavy metal music is a shorter version which trims the never ending pans and long bits of dialogue to improve the pacing of the movie.
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Very useful info. Hope to see more posts soon!
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Useful info. Hope to see more good posts in the future.
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I hope the DVD sells enough copies to your brother can invest in a lighting installation, or perhaps some kinds of film production.
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Looks like someone is releasing this FINALLY!
http://blackdevildollfromhell.com/
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Hi,
You really know your stuff... Keep up the good work!
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I went and bought this because of this review.So awful its excellent
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Awesome tips. I’ll be passing this post on for sure
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I’m impressed, you know what you’re talking about
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Cheers for the info. It was a good read.
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Great blog post. It’s useful information.
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Starting to understand a bit more now... Thanks for keeping it simple!
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Really weary of watching such movies. Not the best one you have reviewed till date, please keep such movies out of your review.
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Top post. I look forward to reading more. Cheers
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I am really not particularly interested in dark movies.
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