Nail Gun Massacre
Ah yes. The movie that got me booted off of YouTube. Here's how I look at it. If I'm going to be kicked off YouTube because of a movie, it might as well be because of the absolute worst slasher film ever made. From what I understand, it was the DVD company and not the actual makers of the film that complained about the review. I might be wrong about that, but that's how I understood it. I actually have them to thank. If it weren't for them, I wouldn't have gone on to make this website, which so far has generated more hits than my YouTube page did in its entire 2+ years of existence.
A very penetrating story? a lot of these movies have such blatantly freudian titles/subtitles, it would be a compliment to call it that, They might have gotten a drunken sex offender with tourrettes to write them, along with the gang rape opening.
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...Wow, I feel for you with a movie that freakin' terrible. Keep up the good work and glad that the new site is working out well for ya!
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This isn't the worst slasher film ever made. You obviously haven't seen "Blood Cult."
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Seriously? They got your account banned for giving their piece of crap movie some extra free exposure? If anything, your videos introduce me to movies I've never even heard of or cared for in the first place. And even worse, they make me curious enough to want to watch those movies.
Morons..Altho it was a blessing afterall.
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Nail gun haha, I thought that was only done in Lethal Weapon 2. Never thought somebody would make a horror movie outa it.
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A nail gun was also used in Casino Royale.
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I can't believe the dvd company got butt-hurt over a review of a movie this terrible....it's hardly going to hurt sales is it?
Anyway, worked out great for you and you're free from youtube's bizarre tyranny.
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Oh shi... So it was Synapse that got you booted?
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Cheper then a chansaw HA! That's realy Shity line of my life...
and if not reply me
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...I like Dippin Dots :/
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It's to to see that your website is getting more hits. Keep the videos coming.
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wow....isn't it illegal to make films this bad?
and, the old lady also looked at the camera *facepalm*
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lol i got to get this movie
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At least you can also thank Spoony for helping you get some extra exposure. Maybe you can return him the favor by asking him to appear in one of your future videos!
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YOU GIRLS WILL WANNA BE PRETTY....IN HELL! LOL I saw this when I was 6.
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well you can thank the Spoony One for my hit.
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Call me a sadist, but I laughed so hard at the mere mention of baby AIDS I had to pause the video and play minesweeper in order to return to sanity.
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that was funny with the piss pun but that all funny about the movie but awesome review
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Of all your great reviews, this has to be my favorite. The Russ Meyer-line and the conversation between the music guy and the director always kill me.
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How sad the crap people who made that shitty movie got your 1st Amendment rights taken away on Youtube because they didn't like your review. Also, I am sorry to see that you have so many rip-off amateur movie reviewers copying what you do.
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Lol, Binford Tools, nice one! Keep it up CS!
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wow,really you got booted because of that,is that legal its your opinion,but this was one of your best lol,doctor hahaha great stuff man
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I first heard about this movie when it was on SomethingAwful.com! I lol'd so much just by reading it. Now watching your review of it, I was giggling like crazy!
My goodness, this movie is bad!
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What happened to the video? Dont tell me nail gun people go to blip.tv too !?!!?
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Dippin Dots. This is the best review I have seen. I'm serious, this was awesome
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I have a signed copy of this from Diabolik.
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whoa cinemasnob, forgot a censor or 2 there? i saw a tit there(or what i could make out as a tit)for like 4 seconds.
Anyways, great review as usual.
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Believe it or not, Jerry Nelson, who does various muppets on The Muppet Show and Sesame Street, appears in this movie as a victim!
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I'm a Huge fan of your reviews & your voice (for some odd reason). This is like the best Cinema Snob review I have ever seen. Also, it kinds sucks to think that this movie/review was the killer to your YouTube channel back then. Oh..Well! This movie was so bad that I really want to remake it in the future, if I become a famous film director. Keep up with the reviews, dude!
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I HAVE A SIGNED COPY OF NAIL GUN MASSACRE IT IS WORTH WELL OVER $500
THIS WAS SIGNED BY TERRY LOFTON
contact me a nailgunmassacredvd@gmail.com
only 500 copies were ever made of this self release that came from the writer/director terry lofton
this is a CLASSIC HORROR DVD COLLECTOR MASTERPIECE
the music in this movie is AMAZING
there is even a scene were woman who is topless gets shot in the breast with a nail gun (she also gets shot in the face)
email me make an offer
i might be selling this on ebay soon so contact me if your interested
thanks
-BJ
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You sure it's worth $500? Is that US dollars or Zimbabwean dollars?
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Love your stuff, Brad. That bit about the odd boxes in the local video store sticking out in your memory is beyond the truth as far as I'm concerned. There are two from my childhood I think you should take a look at: The Cars That Ate Paris and Peter Jackson's magnum opus Meet the Feebles. Keep it up, sir! Very well done.
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Great, now I want some Dippin Dots......
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Love this movie for it's so bad it's good qualities
Guys shooting nail guns at each other are terrorized by the Nailgun Massacrist, as if the thought that getting killed by a nail flying from a nailgun had never entered their thoughts when they were shooting at each other.
Police officer has a 10 min. one-sided phone conversation.
car chases are about 20 mph.
Terry Lofton plays the truck driver.
Nailgun massacrist surprises people by jumping into frame.
You can see the foot of the massacrist as he tumbles off the hill after "jumping to his death"
Finally: "Where the Hell's County Line road?"
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According to IMDB, the old woman is the director's grandmother:
"When the actress that was originally suppose to play the store clerk didn't show up to shoot director Terry Lofton got his grandmother, the real clerk at the store they were shooting at, to fill in for the role. His grandmother ended up reading her lines straight from the script which can be seen on the counter in front of her. Later Lofton said his grandmother was embarrassed for appearing in the movie when she found out how much sex was in it."
Way to keep it in the family, Terry.....she should be embarrassed not because of how much sex is in it, but because of how shitty it is
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I've actually noticed the sound is off for a lot of the movies. Your shots come through both speakers while the movie shots go through one speaker.
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I find myself coming to your blog more and more often to the point where my visits are almost daily now!
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Pretty sure the "sheriff" is wearing the holster backwards and inside out.
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Some of the distances shown are weird, since nails aren't that aerodynamic. They'd still pierce, if they were pointing the right way, but nails will tumble after five or ten feet usually...
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i have nailgun massacre dvd signed by lofton too. it aint worth 500 dollars. since his death the price went up to about 150 - 200 dollars.
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