Inglorious Bastards 2: Hell's Heroes
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The Cinema Snob: Inglorious Bastards 2: Hell's Heroes
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Hahaha wow, and I thought I'd seen every Fred Williamson movie. Great review as always!
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Glad to see a new Snob vid already. Hope your feeling better.
Great review.
It's nuts how quick they spew out the knock-off flicks on dvd. Snakes on a Train is a personal fave.
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I've written several angry letters to the Asylum. Those guys are assholes, seriously.
....GAH! THEY PISS ME OFF!
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the hospital arm band on your wrist still being there was a nice touch
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I came across this dvd in a store and thought "what the hell is this?". But then I realized it said Video Asia on it. That means crap quality, and sometimes even completely misleading info on the box. So ya, even the recent dvd release is actually a bootleg, and is probably the same copy you watched here.
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Crap, looks like I'm out ten bucks. All well, nice review.
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Great one!
Also a nice little tie in.
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Haha. Nice find in the dutch subtitles. It actually means 'Ubtill you can go on transport, you will go to the Van Ti prison' Is that the same as they say in the movie ?
They often screw it up with the Ducth subtitles even with DVDs to this day.
But again a superb review, awesome!
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I love the MST3K Cave Dwellers reference. Fantastic review as always snobby.
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Okay I really need to ask this as this is something I've wondered since I first started watching The Cinema Snob...what was with the Italians making these rip offs/unofficial sequels, knock offs I can kinda understand to make a cheap buck off the popularity off a more popular well known movie, but unofficial sequels...that I don't get
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Well you answered your own question there.
They make unofficial sequels for the same reason official sequels are made...money.
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my dutch friend tells me kunt means "can", still made me laugh though.
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"Tot je op transport kunt" means "Till you can get on transport" lulz
You made me wondering when will they rename "Combat shock" into a sequel of a vietnam movie.
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Hmm Dutch subtitles.. I wonder if I can find this in a bargain bin somewhere.
Anyway, fun review
Probably also thanks to the soundtracks. They all have this porno music feel to them.
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just been to cinemasnob, not thecinemasnob... euurgh! don't go there
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Ok, I really don't like people which molestate you to review another shitty movie but fuck it, now I'm going to be that person. You really should try shittiest(and first in history) polish horror movie "Pora mroku"("Time of darkness", yes, it sounds that awful). And yes, this movie includes a nazis. If you were intersted and have problems with getting this movie(yes, I'm from Poland), please contact me
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"Transport Kunt"! hehehe!
Loved the suicide scene at the end...so deep!
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Gotta give Ator the Avenger there credit for doing such a great Clint Eastwood!
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Good to see a new snob review Brad. You sound like your old self again.
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There are places and times where it actually looks like that in night time, Finland in the summer for example... But yeah I think Vietnam isn't one of them, considering its location.
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but i'll never sell my yellow submarine lunch box
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transport cunt where?
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Hilarious work as usual, Brad. I'm glad to see the ferocious MST3K reviewing spirit still lives on in certain gifted individuals.
Your lavish mannerisms remind me of a crazed Jack Nicholson. Tell me, have you ever resided at the Overlook Hotel?
Anyways, looking forward to the next video. To your health, sir!
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Dear CS- Hi. I've been watching you ever since Spooky turned me on to you. I'm glad to say you are looking much better now then you were in your last Vlog. I know what it's like to be REALLY sick. It can really alter your outside and pretty much screw up your spirit as well. But in the end, I think, you come out a bit stronger. I"ve never smoked but I did drink, but not anymore. Had to give it up too. I take meds and alcohol screws them pills up. I miss drinking. I particularly liked drinking while writing. That was fun. I never thought it made me a better writer. But I liked drinking a bottle of red while taping out on the computer. I really like your show. You remind me of a young Jeffery Combs. Love the snarky-ness. I think you might consider a show that shows us how you get ahold of these vids. Do you buy them from guys on street corners? Or do you dig through bargain bins at super-warehouse stores? But I just wanted to write and say I'm glad you're feeling and looking better. I was a bit worried about you. Like allot of internet nerds, I only have my computer, my dusty books and movies for company. Perish the thought that I would ever talk to people out on the street - let alone one of those demonic Women creatures. Yikes.
Must admit that I've never heard of 90% of these "grade-Z" movies. I have heard of "I Spit On Your Grave." But have never seen it or have any idea where I could ever find it. Usually the half-price movie stores know to jack up the prices on these weird movies. I just had to pay $25 for a two-DVD box set of Cronenberg's "Naked Lunch." I was unable to find it on NetFlix or in any of the Libraries or Blockbuster (the cool skateboard kid that works behind the counter at my Hollywood Video Store told me that it was of a class of movies that usually get's stolen out of the store. I was thinking I'd ask him to compile a list of what those films are and then I'd make it my hobby to find them. Sometimes I think that weird movies will change me for the better. I used to think the same way about Zines and gothy punk chicks. But I was wrong in both cases.). Best to you and hope to see more of your stuff.
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nice and interesting info thanks.
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amazing post lol....
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kind of interesting blog..thank you...
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Never heard of this before, but Stelvio Massi did a handful of good films; Magnum Cop and Destruction Force, for example. Anyway, thanks for the review...I think I might give the film a miss though
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Fred Willamson looks like Freddy Mercury on the DVD cover...With the subtitles it could be worse; the only time I saw "El Topo" it was an English dub with Japanese subs; good thing there isn't a lot of dialogue in that film.
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Isn't the internet great, you complain about subtitles and you get like 8 people who speak the language *dutch like me* to tell you what it means.
Won't have to give my translation then, but I did notice that all subtitles on your bootleg material I've seen so far seems dutch.
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I loved the skeletal hands behind you, as if death was about to get hold of you. Very poetic. Are you planing anything related for the Snob? Maybe he dies at the end of the season just to be revived or tortured in hell (of course by shitty movies ^^)?
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Sounds likes this flick could've used a hot Brian Blade injection. Congrats on the new page. Looks friggin' cool.
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NICE REVIEW
AHA!! you mentioned them, the Mattei 80's action exploitation movies!!!
Come on!! I know he's your favorite director and all, but it would rule so much, if at least there were a ROBOWAR, or a DOUBLE TARGET review...
You even have the STrike Commando movies, with the immortal "Americanski" lines...
Nice to see the snob is still at it, and that you're ok, mr. jones.
Saludos
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IN faCT, watching the film,strike commando, i forgot about the Disneyland scene,,, that would be snob magic!!!
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Love the Tourist Trap reference!!!
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I'm Dutch and it actually took me a second to realize why the word 'kunt' would be filthy... As already said by a few other guys, it means 'can'.
Since you already think the Dutch language is filthy, allow me the pleasure of really ruining it for you by informing that one of the top detective series in the Netherlands is about a detective named 'de cock' and that he actually spells his name out when he introduces himself.
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transport kunt LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh come on, as if I laugh every time an English speaking person says "pick" or "kool" or something like that.
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I noticed allot of the videos you did contain Dutch subtitles. Funny.
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How much keefe? Miles O'Keefe! Ha, i knew you got high, motherfucker
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Another great review..I rented this one last night(along with NIGHT OF THE DRIBBLER starring Fred Travalena--it sucked big time!),but couldn't get into it after 20 minutes,so I gave up and put something else in.The version I had had Japanese subtitles and had 2 movies on each side of the disc..You should review NIGHT OF THE DRIBBLER.
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You said Rere...You're a Freak, aren't you? Jigoo, if you are!
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Even JAWS used quite a bit of day-for-night photography, and that's the greatest movie ever made.
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'Rar', says the great redish blue hingelkraskledaskmoarbz. Everyone knows that, except everyone but me and everyone else but me. Right?
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The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
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The funny part is you CAN'T be arrested for going MIA. MIA means Missing In Action, you'd be CELEBRATED if you were found after being MIA. You CAN get arrested for going AWOL, Absent Without Leave, but how the fuck can you get arrested for going AWOL in the middle of a mission? THAT is called desertion!
FUCK, this movie just knocked, like, 15 points out of my IQ! I can't do polynomials anymore!
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Miles O'Keefe, the unofficial love child of Clint Eastwood and Bruce Campbell.
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The subtitles on your film are dutch, where did you get this tape/DVD? I'm curious cause I'm dutch so should be able to find a dutch DVD of it.
Grtz.
Dennis
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Hi Dennis,
I'm Dutch too. I tried finding a Dutch version but couldn't. I ended up buying an American import online for only a few bucks. That version also has 3 other movies on it(it's one of those double sided DVDs).
I also saw the same version in Utrecht at the Boudisque a few weeks ago.
Hope it helps.
Grtz,
Richard
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Thanks!
I check it the Boudisque on a regular base, I'll gonna pay it another visit soon.
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This version is a vhs bootleg uploaded on cinnemageddon. This makes sense cause the cinnemasnob is a member their and their vhs rips are often very good.
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Since the version used in this review probably was some sort of bootleg version it is possible that the most available bootleg version of this originated form a Dutch VHS.
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I think the whole Hell is for Heroes thing derives from the old saying "War is Hell." War is also a place for heroes. Therefore Hell is for Heroes. Also, it sounds cool (or is supposed to)
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Hey,
Just wanted to mention that the subtitles are dutch and "kunt" means can. But funny touch
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I haven't got the US DVD, but from what I hear, it has some sort of hardcoded subtitles too, so it's no better than what you already have.
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Funny thing, I actually know a guy named Steve Rock.
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its a "kunt" is a regular Dutch word it means "can"
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I didn't know that there was an old movie called Inglorious Bastards?
thanks for that information.
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So this movie is the original one from where quentin tarantino got the idea to make the new version? I didn't know of this at all.
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nice review but there is one thing i don't understand most of the movies you watch have dutch subtitles and you call it german makes me kinda sad as a dutch person and also the thing you sead was a dirty subtitle were 2 normal dutch words true there isnt any online translator that can hardly dutch normally but still dude makes me kinda sad
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