Death Nurse
The Cinema Snob returns, struck down with a disease known only as Shot on Shitteo entertainment.
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The Cinema Snob: Death Nurse
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Here kitty...
Welcome back, Snob!
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Yes! Welcome back Snob! Seeing the Snob back in his chair is making me feel like watching some of the old episodes again.
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Great episode
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Wow, you can really tell you hated this movie. Well what can we expect, with the 80 year boobs, and eating ice cream for 15 minutes.
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good snob review its good to see the snob back with that attitude towards shitty movies everyone loves so much.
p.s. i cannot wait for the next snob vid
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Damn I didn't know that a movie that has no connections plot wise to another movie can have so many stock footage from that movie. Do the sequel because I want to see if they do the same thing there.
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You really don't have to review the sequel if you don't want to. I wouldn't want you to suffer through another hour of....that.
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This is one BAD movie (is it even a movie or a video hobby)! This is FAR worse than Troll 2 - the supposed "worst movie ever".
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Yeah, Troll 2 is vastly overrated in that regard. It's not even in the same league as The Castle of Fu Manchu, the Coleman Francis filmography, or most of the films reviewed here.
Your 'hobby' comment is interesting as I've been wondering if it really counts as a bad *movie* when it's just a couple of guys fucking around with a camcorder over the weekend (e.g. "Feeders").
Oh, and I think the sight of that octogenarian side-boob has left me impotent.
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A bittersweet return. The snob is back, but with more horrendous "movies".
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god dame brad were in the hell do you find these movies. i thought i had seen every bad horror film but every episode of the snob i'm proving wrong i need to now you're source. ps dame you for making me want to see these pieces of shit love the video
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You'll be on the edge of your seat during the riveting OPENING THE ICE CREAM CONTAINER scene!!
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HOT ICE CREAM EATING ACTION!!!
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W-what the fuck was that "movie"? W-wha?
*Sits in the corner of his shower and tries to make sense of it all.*
Seriously though, that was a great review! I almost had a spit-take on my monitor at the spawn of Gary Glitter and Bobbet bit.
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Funny how people say "worst movie ever" to any movie. They should watch nightmares like this Death Nurse and talk later.
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God bless Nick Phillips.
I've been after his movie '357 Magnum' for a few years now (directed under one of his many alias's) it's his attempt at an action movie and by all accounts is a huge turd (obviously hah). It seems to be impossible to find though.
Here's a clip - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLYlEyXZak
Hilarious review Brad, it might be my new favourite. I'd say a Nick Phillips week is in order
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Chester Nathan Turner thinks THIS movie idea is messed up...lol...
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Sorry I meant Chester Novel Turner.
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It's great you're still using the Greatest American Hero theme song as your opening theme. Maybe someday you can make a montage-style music video of some of your favorite Snob moments with the song.
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It's like this movie is so fucking bad that it's not even possible for it to exist properly. So most of it it's stock footage.
Either way - Great to see The Snob back, telling the truth!
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Awesome video!
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Ha, the dude making himself a bowl of ice cream, filmed in "real time." Even the clips show that watching this film is a miserable endeavor.
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Here kitty. Here kitty. Here kitty. Here kitty.
Jebuz H. Cookies! I can't believe that grown human beings made this film. There are 2nd grade stage productions about dental hygiene better than this. The ice cream scene was bad enough, but then the guy eats from the box and double dips! Eww! Thanks for your saliva all over my Edy's rocky road you pig!
Still...WELCOME BACK SNOB!! (Your dreams were your ticket out...)
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Great Review once again, but am I the only one wishing the reviews were longer?
It would be nice to see maybe some 15 minutes maybe even a bit longer when it comes to reviews. Considering Brad is on Blip now and not youtube it's not like he has to worry about a time limit.
Just my thoughts anyway keep up the great work
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With that little effort and actual use of film, this movie is liquid profit! If it sells at all...
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I often laugh my ass off during the episodes. But my god this movie is just so bad I found myself in complete awe. Even wathcing that guy eat icecream, which should have been funny, just wasn't...lol.
Still great review, glad to see you up and back into action, Brad!
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Heh...even the Angry Nerd's videos look more professional than this. I know that you're pretending to be a cinema snob, but most of these movies do look genuinely terrible. That's why this is still helpful for learning what NOT to do as an author.
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"...but most of these movies do look genuinely terrible."
You're kidding, right?
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What do you mean?
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I think he means the movies he's reviewing.
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Viva La Snob!
Great review.
LOL @ "And by the way, none of those are scalpels"
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Hahaha, awesome work Brad. I too am a follower of this bizarre series. It usually takes me a good year or so to tackle each additional entry in the series as well. Just have to sit through Death Nurse II and see just how awful that one gets.
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That was a great review! And the movie somehow reminded me of those 80s Pink Panther movies...
Anyway, keep up the good work.
- Jyri
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I'm watching this, and enjoying it, but half of my mind is just stuck on "why is there a box of rice krispies behind his chair" and its making such a buzz I had to comment just to eliviate it.
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Brad, you should check out movies made by the Polonia Brothers -- Bad Magic, Peter Rottentail, etc. Those films are the epitome of Shot on Shitteo.
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Wow! That chase scene is almost as epic as the one in CFE2
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Not to mention that "Criminally Insane" music still plays during the rat clips, whereas the rest of the scene has no music... and the cameraman's reflection is in the bowl... and when he sticks the "scalpels" in the body, only the tips are in the body... and the credits are filmed off a TV screen....
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Ahhh... The Snob is back. Excellent.
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Terrific review. So great to hear the GREATEST AMERICAN HERO (Snob) theme over those crappy clips. Jack Horner was so right about shot on shitteo. DEATH NURSE doesn't look like it would be entertaining in any way. Just a snoozefest.
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OK, I know it`s offtop, but I didn`t know where to put it on your site. Have you seen Satan`s cheerleaders from 1977? It`s really painfull.. here`s the trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcKVf6rsYts&feature=related
That guy, sideshowcarny, put a lot more shitty horror trailers from 70`s on youtube, such as "The night that Evelyn came out from the grave" or "The Giant Spider invasion". It`s worth to watch !!!!!!
BTW, thx for your rewievs, I have seen nearly all of them!!
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Great review Brad!!! Always telling it like it is.
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yes, it's here, we... we have to deal with it somehow...
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This movie looks amazing! Crappy shot on shitteo quality! Tons of stock footage! Long intervals of ice cream eating and cat chasing! Most original and action-packed movie ever! (Note my sarcasm)
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Yes!!! Finally a REALLY bad movie for totally perverted sado-maniacs (nobody else could watch THAT thing)! I have a strong feeling, that along with Crazy Fat Ethel II, they showed it in Guantanamo in the place of worst tortures; I would confess them that I was shooting Kennedy after ten minutes of watching that thing!!!
Good job Snob!
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Is it just me or does the doctor look like the bastard love child of Ron Jeremy and Peter Sellers?
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Priscilla Alden strikes again! Does she not have a life? Does this question even need to be answered? or ASKED??? Of course, if she had a life it would create such a grand disturbance in the force that the universe would implode (on purpose).
Here kitty... here kitty... Here kitty... here kitty... Here kitty... here kitty... Here kitty... here kitty... Here kitty... here kitty... Other people have songs in their heads, I get this. At least it distracts from the images of Gradma running around in her nighty. My preferences lean towards older women, but how old was she? Eighty? Ninety? A million?
People sit around and think these "movies" up. maybe it looks better in their minds; it sure loses something in the translation to viewable media!
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Those where girls running around in their nineties, not nighties.
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Haha, that ice cream-eating scene looks EXACTLY like something Michael Haneke would film, only with Michael Haneke everyone would be jizzing their pants over the cinematic genius of it and how it probes into the detached, mundane everyday existence of our bourgeois society blah blah blah...
Seriously, watch his "Glacialization Trilogy" or whatever they call it, you have extended close-up shots of McDonald's meals (CONSUMERISM!!1), people eating dinner while not speaking to each other, watching TV, reading Donald Duck comic books (PERPETUATION OF FALSE IMAGES!1!!) and playing table tennis. The sheer fucking genius and subtlety blows my mind away, even though, judging by all the movies I've seen reviewed by Brad here, extended shots of nothing fucking happening is a technique employed by every shitty no-budget shot-on-a-camcorder horror movie ever made (extended driving scenes anyone?).
Btw, would like to see a Salo-like "positive" review of one of his movies, perhaps Funny Games would be the best choice.
And as if you couldn't tell, no, I don't like Michael Haneke very much at all, but his admirers are perhaps the most inane of all.
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i kind of hate you sometimes for showing that old lady in her nighty.
i would ask you to never review another nick philips/millard movie but looking ahead at the reviews, i see death nurse 2.
O Priscilla Alden, thy beauty is like a rose... [sounds of vomiting]
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I actually checked out this movie and it's really not the worst film ever, but it's insanely BORING. No story, no plot, no character development, NO REDEEMING QUALITIES.
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That cat is the best actor in that entire movie.
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Nick Millard only had one film, didn't he? And he just kept making it ad nauseam.
That old lady could almost be Edith Massey's mom...if she were a better actress.
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Funny thing, the TB paitent is Nick Phillips/Millard himself. The woman walking him to the "clinic" is his mother and the woman who Dr.Gordan falls for is Nick's wife. I'm surprised Nick didn't have his father involved with any of his damn movies because he uses all the same characters with his other movies!!
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