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10/7/2009 8:01 AM
diggerjohn111 wrote:
I am going to be late for class because the Snob reviewed my favourite bad movie of all time. IT WAS WORTH IT! Anyway, you could have googled this movie and watched it subtitled online, which I often do to torture my friends. They made a sequel a few years ago, but it was intentionally campy ala "Airplane!", So I haven't even bothered with it. Reply to this
10/7/2009 8:13 AM
AbbyNormal wrote:
Great review as always! What was the music you used at around the 6 50 mark? It sounded like Cannibal Holocaust.
Oh! and whats in the box? Im dying to see your next vid! Reply to this
10/7/2009 8:23 AM
Eric wrote:
Sweet review...Ive finally found a movie worse than Crazy Fat Ethel II...a drunk with palsy thinks the movie editing sucks!!!! Reply to this
10/7/2009 8:25 AM
PF wrote:
I'm hoping you can obtain a copy of 3 Dev Adam (aka "Turkish Spiderman VS Turkish Captain America"), in which Spiderman is a hoodlum who can magically regenerate his body a la Doctor Who... and who kills people with boat engines! O.o Reply to this
10/7/2009 10:45 AMChrisRV wrote:
Haha great review. Been looking forward to this one...I love these Turkish rip offs. And as someone else said, '3 Dev Adam' is well worth reviewing.
Another "Remakesploitation" fave is The Intruder (aka RAMBU) from Indonesia...Im sure I dont have to explain what it's ripping off.
Oh by the way, the Carter cameo at the end was genius. Nice to see a Game Boys and Cinema Snob crossover. Reply to this
10/8/2009 9:04 PM715 wrote:
You forgot about Turkish Santo teaming up with Turkish Captain America to fight Turkish Spiderman Reply to this
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10/7/2009 9:44 AM
Doperwtje wrote:
Yes! Finally Turkish Star Wars! I watched this one a while ago & almost didn't remember the seizure-inducing editing. Still this movie is kinda awesome when the heroes kick a lot of monster ass while jumping on off-screen trampolines. Oh, and has anyone here seen Turkish Rambo? That one is even funnier! Reply to this
10/7/2009 3:49 PM
Jinxrr wrote:
Turkish Rambo had the best RPG effects ever. That little 'thoomp' sound? Brilliant. Reply to this
10/7/2009 10:42 AM
Georgia Eastman wrote:
Oh my god, this is THE funniest snob video ever made. It took two+ years to get here, but Brad finally did. Bravo Reply to this
10/7/2009 11:44 AM
Dr. Silberman wrote:
Classic "movie", indeed. The turkish Rambo is even more weird. Good video, Brad, as usual. Reply to this
12/9/2012 2:37 AM
Andre R. wrote:
The Nostalgia Critic did that one as a bonus feature on one of his DVDs. It's now up at TGWTG. Check it out! Reply to this
10/7/2009 12:23 PM
Digital wrote:
I was extremely happy to see Children of Men mentioned since in all honesty it is still my personal number one favorite film. Seeing as it truly is a great film even just a reference is really fun to see for a fanatic like me!
You gotta give the "thanks dude" pilot credit, he was still able to kill Tie Fighters even though he was flying in reverse without even a rear view mirror. I was actually surprised Brad didn't mention that, but if he touched on every single little detail in all these ridiculous films he wouldn't have time to watch more shit for new material. I think that helps clarify whether they used green screen or just a TV playing Star Wars in a dark room. Why they decided to have the guy have his back to the TV baffles me. Then again just thinking about it is probably putting more thought into this fucking silliness then the entire production team.
I know this is strictly for humor and not to be taking seriously, but I just wanted to mention something in regards to the prequels. Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith could be considered a truly great film if it wasn't for the extremely awkward, and painful scenes involving Anakin and Padme.Lets face it, Lucas would have needed the help from God to meet the hype created by fans, but with Ep 3 he really did deliver an almost perfect film. Reply to this
10/8/2009 5:46 AM
Eric wrote:
I have to agree with that. The Anakin/Padame scenes were about as appealing as a test pattern. Reply to this
12/9/2012 2:36 AM
Andre R. wrote:
Well, WE just remade it! And we didnt even need to! There really are only so many ideas in the universe! There ya have it! Reply to this
10/7/2009 1:04 PMskrag2112 wrote:
I'm elated that you've put up 'The Turkish Star Wars' but theres one problem. I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR IT! My computers audio program is out and has been for a week! I need to get my brother over to fix it. I've missed too much snob! Reply to this
10/7/2009 1:58 PM
Giovanni wrote:
Looks like brazillian Star Wars is next... i have actually watched that. Its probably WORST than the Turkish one, but you got to keep in mind that the brazillian rip-off was intended for children, so the standards are low righ off the bat. Plus, that particular kind of "humor" barely translated to brazillian adults at the time it was made, so i can imagine how Brad's review is going to turn out.There are some HILARIOUS scenes there, like the disco-fighting, with ABUSIVE use of slow-motion and the likes.
Anyways, can't wait for the next review! Cheers from Brazil (and excuse my bad english). Reply to this
10/7/2009 3:19 PM
Jason wrote:
I think the theme from Cannibal Holocaust should be in every movie, along with the Flash Gordon theme. Reply to this
10/7/2009 4:59 PM
Graham Laur wrote:
The Cannibal Holocaust theme could save virtually any movie.
Turkish Star Wars looks amazing. I will now be taking steps to get my hands on it. Reply to this
10/7/2009 5:11 PMIrony wrote:
The scene where the Wizard makes the two guys immortal as a punishment, where he shows the swirly thing and they suddenly have no hair and horrible radiation burns, is stolen from Bert I. Gordon's 'St. George and the Dragon'. Reply to this
10/7/2009 5:17 PM
Zac wrote:
I'm shooting for Turkish Spiderman, one of the few things I remembered about that film is the killer hamsters/rats. Reply to this
10/7/2009 5:33 PM
unknownmoviefan wrote:
Can't wait for the follow up to this vid!
Was that really Carter from GAME BOYS?...... Reply to this
10/7/2009 5:44 PMscatterbrain wrote:
This is the first Snob review of a film I have actually watched--and I gotta say, watching Turkish Star Wars is like being on a bad acid trip you can't escape from, it being recorded on a shitty home video recorder, then the video being dragged through the dirt, then a gravel path, then edited by a spastic chimp, before being shrunk into a 9mm bullet-sized projectile and shot into your head with a Colt .45.
In other words, the worst film I've ever seen... Reply to this
10/7/2009 6:18 PM
Moon Man wrote:
I have been waiting for this one for the longest time. thank you sooo much brad. i really appreciate it. Reply to this
10/7/2009 7:12 PMCarter wrote:
Yes, that was me in all my "ending of Bionic Commando" glory. Brad of course wanted me to make an appearance and what the boss says goes. Reply to this
10/7/2009 7:33 PM
Quantum Joker wrote:
This was an amusing and highly informative review, as always. It's always fun to see the Snob vent his rage on another shoddy movie, though I must say that Turkish Star Wars does look as if it could hold its own as a competent B-movie.
I haven't seen any Turkish movies, thankfully, but two of my favorite bands happen to be from Turkey. Have any of you heard of Mor ve Otesi and Sebnem Ferah? If you enjoy distinctive alternative rock, then check these performers out. Reply to this
10/7/2009 9:03 PM
Nesfan1111 wrote:
Turkish Star Wars makes Starcrash look like the real Star Wars and I actually like Starcrash. Even then, that's probably a stretch. You wouldn't call Starcrash Italian Star Wars either. Great review as always Snob! Reply to this
10/7/2009 9:56 PMB-Movie Holocaust wrote:
Have you seen the Turkish film, Deathless Devil? Theres a scene in it where the hero, Copperhead is on a plane, but when the villain Dr. Seytan is watching him on a screen you clearly see stock footage of old world war 1 biplanes fighting. The movie is pretty amazing. Reply to this
10/8/2009 1:41 AM
Lhurgoyf wrote:
Since Cannibal Holocaust is mentioned quite a bunch, have you seen it's Indonesian remake/ripoff called "Primitives"? HILARIOUS movie! It's without gore and even without cannibals. And it has Kraftwerk's "We Are The Robots" themesong! Reply to this
10/8/2009 3:10 AM
Graham wrote:
If you can believe it, this movie actually has a sequel, "The Son of the Man Who Saves the World."
I wonder if the Snob will get to that one soon... Maybe that's what's in the box? *shrug* Reply to this
10/8/2009 8:11 AM
Jacob Seaborn wrote:
This video couldn't have ended better if he had delivered a copy of "Custer's Revenge." Reply to this
10/8/2009 1:06 PM
ralle wrote:
If you hate movies that has alot of flashing you should never so irreversible. It's a nightmare for people with epilepsy. Keep up the good work. Reply to this
10/8/2009 4:05 PMJohnnyHorror92182 wrote:
The blue & red uniforms the "Space Cadets" are wearing look just like the uniforms that the heroes in Marvel's "Guardians of the Galaxy" wear. Reply to this
10/8/2009 5:46 PM
BruleAllison wrote:
Fave review so far. While you're at this tangent, how about you review "PHILIPPINE/FILIPINO Batman", aka "Batman Fights Dracula". It's just one of a whole lot of shitty movies from that country! Reply to this
10/8/2009 5:49 PM
Brule wrote:
Fave review so far. While you're at this tangent, how about you review "PHILIPPINE/FILIPINO Batman", aka "Batman Fights Dracula". It's just one of a whole pantheon of shitty cash-in movies from that country! Reply to this
10/9/2009 12:43 AM
monstersmack wrote:
DOOD! Finally! Havenot seen your review yet, because I wanted to say! Awesome shit man! Reply to this
10/9/2009 9:09 AMjkgatling wrote:
Ii you are gonna do Turkish remakes then do Seytan! also known as turkish exorcist its pretty much remade scene to scene but with the low budget it looks awful Reply to this
10/9/2009 9:38 AM
matrixman124 wrote:
Pretty dang funny. Can't wait till you get around to the other Turkish remakes! And do you really have epilepsy or is that the Snob? If the latter's the case, very hilarious.
Looking forward to whatever it is you're reviewing from Brazil. Reply to this
10/9/2009 10:10 AM
Torero wrote:
Is the song of Cannibal Holocaust in the movie or was it added by our friend for the review?
I couldn't understand what he says before playing that song. Reply to this
10/9/2009 12:39 PM
Finnswatchyou wrote:
Well, I saw this movie few years ago, and it's still one of the most hilarious crap movies I've ever seen.
Though I don't think that the Turkish of 1982's had even heard of greenscreen.
You should also be delighted to know that you are watched in so far away as in Finland.
10/11/2009 12:37 PM
Cornbred-X wrote:
You guys know you can see Turkish Star Wars for Free on the Internet, right? I saw it for the first time on youtube- With subtitles. I would link but dont know if I can, just google search Turkish Star Wars, its the first thing in the list. =) Anyway, Great Review. Love this show! Reply to this
10/15/2009 10:10 PMskrag2112 wrote:
Finally saw this with sound. What a great fucking review of a truly shitty film. I actually tried watching it on an on-line movie site. Its like one of those fever dreams you have at 2 a.m. where you wake up screaming and covered in sweat. I couldn't sit through it all at once. What with the dialouge, the engrish subtitles, the whiplash inducing editing and the overall crazy as a shit fight in a monkey cage insanity of it, my brain felt like it was melting down.
But still, great review and...HEY! GET CARTER! Reply to this
10/16/2009 8:03 PM
Wereturkey wrote:
Just when you think it can't get worse, oh brotha', can it ever get worse.
I've seen Turkish Star Wars and I must admit, it has action. Completely insane action, perhaps, action that makes no sense, but it's still action.
For an unbearably bad Star Wars wannabe cash in try La Guerra dei Robot/War of The Robots/Reactor. It's the sort of movie that clamps on to your skull and sucks out your life force. It's not as spastically directed as Turkish Star Wars but that's because it never misses a chance to slow things down a notch. There are 6 instances of countdowns from 10 and entire minutes wasted on relaying and confirming technical jargon and military commands.
The final dog fight effects do not blatantly steal Star Wars footage but they're so bad that you'll with they did. Reply to this
10/19/2009 9:49 PM
Travis wrote:
So, instead of a Turkish Darth Vader we get a Turkish knock off of Ming from Flash Gordon. lol Reply to this
10/25/2009 4:43 PM
CrimsonDusk wrote:
Great review and yeah the Indiana Jones and Star Wars main theme are the most used in these exploitation movies also the Cannibal Holocaust main theme inclusion was genius as also Jerrid Foiles cameo was exquisite. Hope I hear you 2 in a Radiodrome episode. Reply to this
11/9/2009 8:16 PM
Melbrooksjew wrote:
Got to love that cheesy stock music with some creppy narrator voice speaking turkish!!! Reply to this
12/4/2009 10:09 PM
Ogron wrote:
Those look like the same subtitles on my copy, which came from a Turkish guy on a cult movie forum I used to go on. As soon as everyone found out he was Turkish, we started pestering him to translate this movie and type it up as an .srt file we could burn into a DVD - which he did. Only problem was, his English wasn't so hot. Just adds to the effect, though, I think.
That must be where these are from. I can't believe TWO Turkish guys typed up English .srt files of Turkish Star Wars, neither of whom could speak English properly. If so, I'm glad to have been a small part of your enjoyment of this fine piece of work... Reply to this
1/21/2010 4:36 PM
black_fadora wrote:
Did the exact same thing to our version of Super Mario Brothers 2 over in Japan. They called it "Super Mario USA" Reply to this
2/9/2010 1:12 AM
M.MC wrote:
Awesome review of one of the funniest movies I've seen! There's nothing more hilarious than Turkish guys in space-suits/70's dance outfits Karate chopping guys in monster suits to death and the villain sucking brains through a labyrinth of crazy straws. I wish they used songs from Cannibal Holocaust! Reply to this
2/10/2010 6:33 AMtop des casinos wrote:
The story behind this breathtaking masterpiece is the stuff of cinema legend. Back in 1982, Turkish cinema was struggling. They loved the Hollywood blockbusters, but did not have the budgets to create their own, homegrown films of this type. So they just filmed their own story and stole action scenes and effects shots directly out of Star Wars and other films and inserted them into their own film. And their film was pretty ludicrous to begin with! Reply to this
2/16/2010 8:24 AM
fuxter wrote:
sogolum dostum thanks dude! i just happened to know turkish, and the movie is just hilariously awefull Reply to this
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5/5/2010 12:24 AMDanielle wrote:
I like the rippoff Rampage. His missile literally brings tears to my eyes when it shoots out of the launcher. Reply to this
5/23/2010 6:28 PMKalinka wrote:
I actually took a class in Turkey last summer, and one lecture the professor had a guy come in who was a Ph D. in Film. He gave us a long lecture about Turkish Cinema during this time period.
In Turkey, they call this type of film "Yeshilchame Cinema" (I think), which is actually the name of a street in Istanbul where all the studios that made these movies used to be located. I had the fortune of being able to walk up this street, though it's all cafes now. AT any rate, this street used to be Turkish Hollywood.
So yeah. Others here told the story. Western movies were highly controlled by the government at the time, so studios began ripping them off to sell tickets. This is the most infamous, but there are a lot more from the sixties and seventies.
The professor also said that Turkey presently has the fourth or fifth largest domestic film market in the world.
Here's an article about the era from Wikipedia, in case you want to learn more, or want to look for extremely obscure Turkish Z-movies
6/23/2010 10:49 AM
Daniel Kepley wrote:
I downloaded this movie from Karagarga.net (minus subtitles) and watched it last night. All I could think about was, "if only Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot were watching TURKISH STAR WARS with me." Well, I'm gonna go all Godfrey Ho on this one and throw in random Richard Harrison and Pierre Kirby footage from Ho's films, add my own dub track, and call it GALAXY NINJA. Or, I can submit this movie to RiffTrax and see what they can make of it. Reply to this
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12/29/2011 2:22 AM
Anonymous wrote:
hey brad. i've been rewatching all these vids just for the hell of it. & i forgot that ya were also epileptic. well actually i am as well. but i've been since birth actually. i take tegertol as well. or however the hell that's spelled? plus another drug called "Nuerotin" or however the hell that's also spelled? it's a bitch isn't it?
thankfully i haven't had any seizure since 7th fucking grade! but unlike you who can drive. i get fucked & can't drive my doctor won't let me. & i'm fucking 33 years old! so it's a mother fucking bitch man. Reply to this
12/29/2011 2:35 AMBrad wrote:
I was diagnosed in 4th grade and the last I had one was the summer right before my Freshman year. It was when my Dr. took me off the medication, and when I had another I decided to never go off the meds. Tegretol is the one I've always been on. That's really bizarre that your Dr won't let you drive. The way it is here, if you go so long without having a seizure, the doctor can sign a note saying it's ok to get a license. Reply to this
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I am going to be late for class because the Snob reviewed my favourite bad movie of all time. IT WAS WORTH IT! Anyway, you could have googled this movie and watched it subtitled online, which I often do to torture my friends. They made a sequel a few years ago, but it was intentionally campy ala "Airplane!", So I haven't even bothered with it.
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I think the theme from Cannibal Holocaust should be in every movie
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Great review as always! What was the music you used at around the 6 50 mark? It sounded like Cannibal Holocaust.
Oh! and whats in the box? Im dying to see your next vid!
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Sweet review...Ive finally found a movie worse than Crazy Fat Ethel II...a drunk with palsy thinks the movie editing sucks!!!!
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I'm hoping you can obtain a copy of 3 Dev Adam (aka "Turkish Spiderman VS Turkish Captain America"), in which Spiderman is a hoodlum who can magically regenerate his body a la Doctor Who... and who kills people with boat engines! O.o
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Haha great review. Been looking forward to this one...I love these Turkish rip offs. And as someone else said, '3 Dev Adam' is well worth reviewing.
Another "Remakesploitation" fave is The Intruder (aka RAMBU) from Indonesia...Im sure I dont have to explain what it's ripping off.
Oh by the way, the Carter cameo at the end was genius. Nice to see a Game Boys and Cinema Snob crossover.
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You forgot about Turkish Santo teaming up with Turkish Captain America to fight Turkish Spiderman
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It's almost like Turkey invented hipster irony two or three decades early.
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Hilarious review, and the end of it between you and your friend was absolute brilliance.
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Yes! Finally Turkish Star Wars! I watched this one a while ago & almost didn't remember the seizure-inducing editing. Still this movie is kinda awesome when the heroes kick a lot of monster ass while jumping on off-screen trampolines.
Oh, and has anyone here seen Turkish Rambo? That one is even funnier!
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Turkish Rambo had the best RPG effects ever. That little 'thoomp' sound? Brilliant.
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Man, I love Turkish Rambo. The end fight scene is epic.
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Hilarious episode.
The bit with the horses riding to the Indy theme where it keeps briefly cutting to the monster reminds me way too much of Monty Python.
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Awsome as always!
thanks to you im addicted to find and buy realy shitty movies, and for that i hate you.
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You have to watch the Turkish ninja movies made by some of the same people...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzaWJTOlca4&feature=related
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Oh my god, this is THE funniest snob video ever made. It took two+ years to get here, but Brad finally did. Bravo
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Classic "movie", indeed. The turkish Rambo is even more weird. Good video, Brad, as usual.
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The Nostalgia Critic did that one as a bonus feature on one of his DVDs. It's now up at TGWTG. Check it out!
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I was extremely happy to see Children of Men mentioned since in all honesty it is still my personal number one favorite film. Seeing as it truly is a great film even just a reference is really fun to see for a fanatic like me!
You gotta give the "thanks dude" pilot credit, he was still able to kill Tie Fighters even though he was flying in reverse without even a rear view mirror. I was actually surprised Brad didn't mention that, but if he touched on every single little detail in all these ridiculous films he wouldn't have time to watch more shit for new material. I think that helps clarify whether they used green screen or just a TV playing Star Wars in a dark room. Why they decided to have the guy have his back to the TV baffles me. Then again just thinking about it is probably putting more thought into this fucking silliness then the entire production team.
I know this is strictly for humor and not to be taking seriously, but I just wanted to mention something in regards to the prequels. Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith could be considered a truly great film if it wasn't for the extremely awkward, and painful scenes involving Anakin and Padme.Lets face it, Lucas would have needed the help from God to meet the hype created by fans, but with Ep 3 he really did deliver an almost perfect film.
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I have to agree with that. The Anakin/Padame scenes were about as appealing as a test pattern.
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We need a Turkish remake of Red Dawn
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Well, WE just remade it! And we didnt even need to! There really are only so many ideas in the universe! There ya have it!
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I'm elated that you've put up 'The Turkish Star Wars' but theres one problem. I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR IT! My computers audio program is out and has been for a week! I need to get my brother over to fix it. I've missed too much snob!
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Looks like brazillian Star Wars is next... i have actually watched that.
Its probably WORST than the Turkish one, but you got to keep in mind that the brazillian rip-off was intended for children, so the standards are low righ off the bat. Plus, that particular kind of "humor" barely translated to brazillian adults at the time it was made, so i can imagine how Brad's review is going to turn out.There are some HILARIOUS scenes there, like the disco-fighting, with ABUSIVE use of slow-motion and the likes.
Anyways, can't wait for the next review!
Cheers from Brazil (and excuse my bad english).
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Carter!!!!! Awesome.
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I think the theme from Cannibal Holocaust should be in every movie, along with the Flash Gordon theme.
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The Cannibal Holocaust theme could save virtually any movie.
Turkish Star Wars looks amazing. I will now be taking steps to get my hands on it.
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The scene where the Wizard makes the two guys immortal as a punishment, where he shows the swirly thing and they suddenly have no hair and horrible radiation burns, is stolen from Bert I. Gordon's 'St. George and the Dragon'.
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I'm shooting for Turkish Spiderman, one of the few things I remembered about that film is the killer hamsters/rats.
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Can't wait for the follow up to this vid!
Was that really Carter from GAME BOYS?......
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This is the first Snob review of a film I have actually watched--and I gotta say, watching Turkish Star Wars is like being on a bad acid trip you can't escape from, it being recorded on a shitty home video recorder, then the video being dragged through the dirt, then a gravel path, then edited by a spastic chimp, before being shrunk into a 9mm bullet-sized projectile and shot into your head with a Colt .45.
In other words, the worst film I've ever seen...
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It's always fun to see the Snob vent his rage on another shoddy movie, though I must say that Turkish Star Wars does look as if it could hold its own as a competent B-movie.
I haven't seen any Turkish movies, thankfully, but two of my favorite bands happen to be from Turkey.
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Turkish Star Wars makes Starcrash look like the real Star Wars and I actually like Starcrash. Even then, that's probably a stretch. You wouldn't call Starcrash Italian Star Wars either. Great review as always Snob!
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Have you seen the Turkish film, Deathless Devil? Theres a scene in it where the hero, Copperhead is on a plane, but when the villain Dr. Seytan is watching him on a screen you clearly see stock footage of old world war 1 biplanes fighting. The movie is pretty amazing.
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grate video cant wait to see the follow up whats next Turkish rambo
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They did a Turkish I spit on your grave movie its fucking stupid
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Turkish Rambo next? thats my guess for what the tape is.
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Since Cannibal Holocaust is mentioned quite a bunch, have you seen it's Indonesian remake/ripoff called "Primitives"? HILARIOUS movie! It's without gore and even without cannibals. And it has Kraftwerk's "We Are The Robots" themesong!
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If you can believe it, this movie actually has a sequel, "The Son of the Man Who Saves the World."
I wonder if the Snob will get to that one soon... Maybe that's what's in the box? *shrug*
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This video couldn't have ended better if he had delivered a copy of "Custer's Revenge."
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If you hate movies that has alot of flashing you should never so irreversible. It's a nightmare for people with epilepsy. Keep up the good work.
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The blue & red uniforms the "Space Cadets" are wearing look just like the uniforms that the heroes in Marvel's "Guardians of the Galaxy" wear.
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Fave review so far. While you're at this tangent, how about you review "PHILIPPINE/FILIPINO Batman", aka "Batman Fights Dracula". It's just one of a whole lot of shitty movies from that country!
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Fave review so far. While you're at this tangent, how about you review "PHILIPPINE/FILIPINO Batman", aka "Batman Fights Dracula". It's just one of a whole pantheon of shitty cash-in movies from that country!
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DOOD! Finally! Havenot seen your review yet, because I wanted to say! Awesome shit man!
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Ii you are gonna do Turkish remakes then do Seytan! also known as turkish exorcist its pretty much remade scene to scene but with the low budget it looks awful
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Pretty dang funny. Can't wait till you get around to the other Turkish remakes!
Looking forward to whatever it is you're reviewing from Brazil.
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Is the song of Cannibal Holocaust in the movie or was it added by our friend for the review?
I couldn't understand what he says before playing that song.
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Well, I saw this movie few years ago, and it's still one of the most hilarious crap movies I've ever seen.
Though I don't think that the Turkish of 1982's had even heard of greenscreen.
You should also be delighted to know that you are watched in so far away as in Finland.
I've watched pretty much every review you've got.
Keep up the good work my man.
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I know what is IN THE BOX. Hint it is not Turkish Star Wars 2.
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You guys know you can see Turkish Star Wars for Free on the Internet, right? I saw it for the first time on youtube- With subtitles. I would link but dont know if I can, just google search Turkish Star Wars, its the first thing in the list. =)
Anyway, Great Review. Love this show!
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Finally saw this with sound. What a great fucking review of a truly shitty film. I actually tried watching it on an on-line movie site. Its like one of those fever dreams you have at 2 a.m. where you wake up screaming and covered in sweat. I couldn't sit through it all at once. What with the dialouge, the engrish subtitles, the whiplash inducing editing and the overall crazy as a shit fight in a monkey cage insanity of it, my brain felt like it was melting down.
But still, great review and...HEY! GET CARTER!
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loved the Cannibal Holocaust theme!
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Just when you think it can't get worse, oh brotha', can it ever get worse.
I've seen Turkish Star Wars and I must admit, it has action. Completely insane action, perhaps, action that makes no sense, but it's still action.
For an unbearably bad Star Wars wannabe cash in try La Guerra dei Robot/War of The Robots/Reactor. It's the sort of movie that clamps on to your skull and sucks out your life force. It's not as spastically directed as Turkish Star Wars but that's because it never misses a chance to slow things down a notch. There are 6 instances of countdowns from 10 and entire minutes wasted on relaying and confirming technical jargon and military commands.
The final dog fight effects do not blatantly steal Star Wars footage but they're so bad that you'll with they did.
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So, instead of a Turkish Darth Vader we get a Turkish knock off of Ming from Flash Gordon. lol
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Great review and yeah the Indiana Jones and Star Wars main theme are the most used in these exploitation movies also the Cannibal Holocaust main theme inclusion was genius as also Jerrid Foiles cameo was exquisite. Hope I hear you 2 in a Radiodrome episode.
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Got to love that cheesy stock music with some creppy narrator voice speaking turkish!!!
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Those look like the same subtitles on my copy, which came from a Turkish guy on a cult movie forum I used to go on. As soon as everyone found out he was Turkish, we started pestering him to translate this movie and type it up as an .srt file we could burn into a DVD - which he did. Only problem was, his English wasn't so hot. Just adds to the effect, though, I think.
That must be where these are from. I can't believe TWO Turkish guys typed up English .srt files of Turkish Star Wars, neither of whom could speak English properly. If so, I'm glad to have been a small part of your enjoyment of this fine piece of work...
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Have some Turkish Star Wars to go with your turkish prison...
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Did the exact same thing to our version of Super Mario Brothers 2 over in Japan. They called it "Super Mario USA"
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Whats the music played at 6:31?
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Riz Ortolani's theme from "Cannibal Holocaust."
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Awesome review of one of the funniest movies I've seen! There's nothing more hilarious than Turkish guys in space-suits/70's dance outfits Karate chopping guys in monster suits to death and the villain sucking brains through a labyrinth of crazy straws. I wish they used songs from Cannibal Holocaust!
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The story behind this breathtaking masterpiece is the stuff of cinema legend. Back in 1982, Turkish cinema was struggling. They loved the Hollywood blockbusters, but did not have the budgets to create their own, homegrown films of this type. So they just filmed their own story and stole action scenes and effects shots directly out of Star Wars and other films and inserted them into their own film. And their film was pretty ludicrous to begin with!
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thanks dude!
i just happened to know turkish, and the movie is just hilariously awefull
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does this qualify as a remakesploitation? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvNLlwkwP64
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The story behind this breathtaking masterpiece is the stuff of cinema legend. Back in 1982 and Turkish cinema was struggling. They loved the Hollywood blockbusters but did not have the budgets to create their own..................
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I actually took a class in Turkey last summer, and one lecture the professor had a guy come in who was a Ph D. in Film. He gave us a long lecture about Turkish Cinema during this time period.
In Turkey, they call this type of film "Yeshilchame Cinema" (I think), which is actually the name of a street in Istanbul where all the studios that made these movies used to be located. I had the fortune of being able to walk up this street, though it's all cafes now. AT any rate, this street used to be Turkish Hollywood.
So yeah. Others here told the story. Western movies were highly controlled by the government at the time, so studios began ripping them off to sell tickets. This is the most infamous, but there are a lot more from the sixties and seventies.
The professor also said that Turkey presently has the fourth or fifth largest domestic film market in the world.
Here's an article about the era from Wikipedia, in case you want to learn more, or want to look for extremely obscure Turkish Z-movies
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinema_of_Turkey#The_Ye.C5.9Fil.C3.A7am_Era
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I downloaded this movie from Karagarga.net (minus subtitles) and watched it last night. All I could think about was, "if only Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot were watching TURKISH STAR WARS with me." Well, I'm gonna go all Godfrey Ho on this one and throw in random Richard Harrison and Pierre Kirby footage from Ho's films, add my own dub track, and call it GALAXY NINJA. Or, I can submit this movie to RiffTrax and see what they can make of it.
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Dear CS,
There is a sequal. I promise on everything that's holy I'm not naking this up.
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I actually tried watching it on an on-line movie site. Its like one of those fever dreams you have at 2 a.m. where you wake up screaming and covered in sweat. I couldn't sit through it all at once. What with the dialouge, the engrish subtitles, the whiplash inducing editing and the overall crazy as a shit fight in a monkey cage insanity of it, my brain felt like it was melting down.
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I understand. I'll guess I'll have to review it myself.
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thankfully i haven't had any seizure since 7th fucking grade! but unlike you who can drive. i get fucked & can't drive my doctor won't let me. & i'm fucking 33 years old! so it's a mother fucking bitch man.
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I was diagnosed in 4th grade and the last I had one was the summer right before my Freshman year. It was when my Dr. took me off the medication, and when I had another I decided to never go off the meds. Tegretol is the one I've always been on. That's really bizarre that your Dr won't let you drive. The way it is here, if you go so long without having a seizure, the doctor can sign a note saying it's ok to get a license.
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Two hours well spent, Snob. I loved the title crawl.
The Cannibal Holocaust theme is strangely endearing when it's taken out of context.
Man, that dude loves his jagged cardboard sword...
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