Demented Death Farm Massacre
Well, if you have a Demented Death Farm, then the Massacre should come natural!
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Brought back the theme song!
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Horrible just Horrible and really appropriate for a Halloween special.
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AWESOME! And a Futurama joke, even better!
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Fucking classic. Great job.
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Good God, she's dead.
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I actually got a good chuckle out of this, up until I realized I could drive 10 minutes in any direction and find myself on the set for this movie...complete with the people.
God, I hate living in the South.
"Trayump!"
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You Whoowa!
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Your best review yet! Well edited and hilarious.
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Lol that last shot was great
As for the movie.. hmmm I watch some shitty movies but this has even me doubting if I'll like it. The religious guy looks funny though.
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The Halloween 3 reference was the best!!
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That was one of your best. Bravo!
Those chick are actually pretty hot, and those boobs are real... so they got that going for 'em
Joke of the Year:
"how hard is it to start your own moonshine business? I got paint thinner and windex in the cupboard; there you got a moonshine business"
Happy Halloween Cinema Snob
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One of your best reviews so far. Sadly, I actually own Trick or Treat. Got it for $1.20 at Walmart about 3 years ago.
And yeah that dumb chick was hot.
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Yep, this looks like one of those movies that if you're forced to watch it, you ponder on whether you want to drink yourself into a coma with alcohol, or just end it quickly by drinking a bottle of Clorox.
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Aww, no roaches, scorpions, and snakes from the mask?
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This movie has been a guilty pleasure of mine for years now since I bought it in a triple toxie troma pack, so it put a huge grin on my face this morning when I seen the trailer for it on youtube, and came here to watch the review, Snob. thanks! Never stop making videos, ever.
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Iffin yew need a costume idear, yew should go as 1993 Bill Hicks.
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In your review of “Frankenstein Island” you indicated that the footage that John Carradine filmed was the easiest role he ever played. How does his role in this compare to that?
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Hard to say. Given his health issues when this movie was made, I'd probably say "Frankenstein Island." Plus, in "Frankenstein Island," it was a transparent superimposed appearance. I'm only assuming that makes a performance easier =)
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I got this one out of a Troma box-set.
man the part where the guy slaps the girl in the movie, when they are standing by that truck. makes me laugh so hard everytime.
me and my friend re-wound it and watched in over and over, that scene is so funny.
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Nice FLCL poster over the computer Brad ^_^
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It's Jillian's, she's big into that show.
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Ahh. Well it's still awesome. She gets props for that ^_^ Also, did you notice the incredibly frightening boobs on of those robbers? They seemed to come out of the middle of her torso o.O
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Indeed I did! That tall one looked like she was on her way to a Cher-a-thon at a drag show.
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"I can't even get Zombies to fight over me." "...e le Cinema Snob" This review is the kind of special that doesn't need it's own Olympics.
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The fact that that man with the black beard and the glasses looks too much like the priest who baptized me makes this little movie all the more disturbing. Anyway, you made another amusing review.
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You would have been "Il Cinema Snob" (Italian) not "Le Cinema Snob" (French).
Awesome review!
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Merde!
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1:10 Hilarious!! My friends hate "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch", but I think that it is one of the most underrated horror films of all time. Great review as always!
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FLCL poster in the background
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Excellent video! Was it just me, or did the theme sound like a different mix?
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It's the same track, I just used the end of the song instead of the beginning.
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Ah ok, thanks!
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Yea verily, I doth hold "Ye King James speak" in the realm of high humor. Brad hath bestowed much laughter upon mine countenance this day. May he walketh in green pastures evermore.
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Those girls are hot but I don't think I could stand listening to them for long.
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I think that original title was a sort of spoonerism. so pretty smart actually.
honey britches = horny bitches.
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"I'd call him a douche, but it would make your vag smell worse!"
And a new insult enters my lexicon.
Love your 'Halloween III' bit, though it would have been even funnier if you started vomiting roaches.
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Oh my God! The Donald Pleasence character looks like a balding psychopathic Cinema Snob! Hilarious!
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I love the lone cameraman's shadow on the jeep driving by.
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yeahh just 3 weeks ago I bought Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. With Olen Rays Audio Commentary as a bonus feature. Well at all he's aware of the fact that his movies are fuckin shit. Wonder what he would say to this masterpiece though
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Is there a single John Carradine movie appearance after "The Howling" that is NOT five minutes of random nonsensical footage that has nothing to do with the movie it appears in?
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im pretty sure the viewers had the same reaction you did over the Honey Britches title. i just lost it seeing that
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yay the theme is back,.. greez from germany
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Every time I watch this review and see Harland yell, "TRAMP!" I lose it. It's so loud, forceful and out of nowhere. It's like in the movie "The 'Burbs" when Brother Theodore's character blurts out, "NO!" Funny, shit.
Good review, Brad! Keep 'em coming!
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The Sue chick reminds me a little of Shawnee Smith. Also so was the Pumpkin Head mask your costume to Halloween, Brad?
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women in the 70's looked so much hotter
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Are you sure this wans't Chester Novell Turner in hiding? Yon title card ventured into "Food for ?" from the Quadead Zone, where we were treated with title cars describing the fates of the members of the Inbred Bunch. And lok at the film quality, it's Shot on Shiteo before the invention of Shiteo. Also the actors here are only of slightly higher caliber than those from QDZ, but that's only becuase the film qulity is of a slightly higher caliber, too. Admit it, Don Davison is really Turner in hiding, and this is him refining his craft of bringing to life that which falls from the back end of a sick dog.
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The opening scene shows her getting out of bed and then doing some naked stretches as that song plays and the credits show beside her. It's a great opening scene, but the rest is just awful.
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God I hate that song from Halloween 3.
That last scream was um....sure good acting. Yeah. She even appears to be breaking the 4th wall by looking straight into the camera, you know, like there was a camera there.
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Yeah. She was like, "Wait... why am I screaming again?"
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you know i kinda liked this movie i mean its good at all but its defintely not the worst movie i've ever seen
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The Stinger scene had me in hysterics. It's like the actress wasn't sure when she was allowed to stop screaming, and was desperately looking to the director for some sort of cue.
And I actually used to live near a guy who talked just like the redneck dude, right down to calling women "Tramp" and "Whore".
Oh, I'm sorry, I mean "Tray-ump" and "Ho-wuh". The South is a twisted place.
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That Halloween III reference did make me smile a little bit.
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Halloween III is great. it's got Dean Cundy, the great theme tune, Dan O'Herlihy and Tom Atkins! The only people who knock it are title pedants.
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Damn right.
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Hah! awesome. Also, nice FLCL wall scroll!
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I laughed my ass off when you showed the alternative title.....Honey Britches!! I love it. Brad, you find the shittiest movies. Keep up the good work!
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I think I would have called this movie "Harland's Farm"
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I think Harland would have to be my favorite character, with Reba Sue being a very close second. I love the Halloween III reference by the way, Brad.
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I think we can blame the success of movies like "Bonnie and Clyde" and "Paper Moon" for the creation of this drive-in staple. It seemed that for 5 or 6 years in the late 1960s - early 1970s studios were making Depression-era or rural moonshiner movies. So you had films like "Emperor of the North Pole" (boxcar hobos vs. railroad cops) or "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" (Depression-era dance competitions), or even a film about barnstorming pilots (The Great Waldow Pepper.) Demented Death Farm Massacre is set in the modern period, but it just feels like a skeezier cousin to the Depression movies, or a combination of the car movies of the 1970s and the 1930s-based films the major studios were making.
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Haha, love the Halloween 3 reference!
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I feel your pain, Cinema Snob.
I, too, hate licorice jelly beans.
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At 7:33
Kudos on the FLCL poster
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