JILLIAN and brad Review "Twilight: New Moon"

Jillian, the "Twilight" girl, and Brad, the sucker, review "New Moon."  Guess who does most of the talking?

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  • 11/21/2009 7:29 PM Charlie wrote:
    Brad, your facial expressions in this made my day.
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  • 11/21/2009 7:44 PM Earthbound_X wrote:
    That ending was just 100% perfect!

    I have a feeling what you did in the review, is what you did during the movie itself.

    I still haven't seen the first one, I'm waiting for the DVD to go down in price, before I buy it and the rifftrax.

    Twilight is not a movie I'd watch without the rifftrax.
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  • 11/21/2009 7:50 PM Flo wrote:
    That was brilliant.
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  • 11/21/2009 7:55 PM jessica wrote:
    ouch Brad >< my mom almost dragged me to the midnight showing of that. i absolutely megaloathe that whole series. books, movies. bleck. and i'm a chick too! i know! >.o
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  • 11/21/2009 7:57 PM Ashley wrote:
    The use of 'Together Forever' made this video for me.
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  • 11/21/2009 8:06 PM AnimeAdam wrote:
    Nice one, Brad. P.S. Trying to read through the books.
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  • 11/21/2009 8:16 PM Video Hero wrote:
    Oh my God. Brad you have elevated yourself with this one. Great set up and punchline. The bar raised yet again.
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  • 11/21/2009 8:20 PM Shit Head wrote:
    I'm just gonna write a preemptive UGH before viewing. Hope to be happily surprised in th' coming.
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  • 11/21/2009 8:25 PM coolninjatv wrote:
    Brad you look pissed
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  • 11/21/2009 8:26 PM Camaron wrote:
    LOL! Probably one your funniest videos yet!!!
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  • 11/21/2009 8:31 PM Leanne wrote:
    This completely made my night, haha! Brilliant.
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  • 11/21/2009 8:41 PM Evilonions wrote:
    Hey brad just saw the review hehe your a strong man i would've shot myself if i had to sit through gay sparkly vampires and slightly hairy werewolves bahhh they should make Brain Lumley's necroscop series into movies those are vampires ! and a great series of books to read as well well hope you had a good sleep and oh yeah your gf is hott
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  • 11/21/2009 9:16 PM Enemycoke wrote:
    I was expecting something but that came out of left field, Awesome

    And I liked actually hearing Jillian speak (Besides the vlog where she walked in and argued a bit with ya)
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  • 11/21/2009 10:00 PM phantomcreeps wrote:
    Brad, Just sincerely wanted you to know that your website is great. I'm 33 with a video production degree, and work in "Master Control" at a TV station. My job is important, since I'm the last link before shows hit the air, but at certain times, I have time to surf the net and I truly enjoy your hard work. Hope you and Jillian have a great time, you compliment each other. Anyways, I had a bad night and had to go to work, and honestly, you brightened up my day. Thanks, Brian.
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  • 11/21/2009 10:18 PM Aronsson wrote:
    Just wanted to say that this video is nothing short of pure fucking genious. I had a huge smile on my face all the way through, culminating in a big "HA!" at the end.

    This is by the way the first time I comment on anything I´ve seen on the web. Ever! I thought this was that good. Anyway, keep it up. Cheers!
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  • 11/21/2009 10:29 PM thorben wrote:
    awesome just awesome
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  • 11/21/2009 10:37 PM A O wrote:
    I PITY YOU BRAD
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  • 11/21/2009 10:42 PM Chaoto wrote:
    You two played your respective parts perfectly. Great to see Jillian in a video too!

    Very funny
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  • 11/21/2009 11:00 PM JBRBBT wrote:
    I was driving by my local theater earlier around 8pm and holy shit I never seen the parking lot so full in my life and I didn't have to take a minute to figure out what movie it was for.
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  • 11/21/2009 11:35 PM Master Seijin wrote:
    pfft Twilight. You know, you could go to Fanfiction.net and read "FREDDY'S GIRL" written by 'michaellover' and you'd get the same fuckin' thing without paying the price for 2 tickets!

    lolz I hope her kicking you out was only a joke.
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  • 11/22/2009 12:19 AM Rae wrote:
    Brilliant! My face hurts from the rictus grin that is still on my face.

    Jillian is an awesome fan girl (and girl friend) for having a sense of humor about the Twilight series and doing the video.


    Brad's expression throughout the video is priceless.
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  • 11/22/2009 12:22 AM DesertEagle wrote:
    Great video! Will you do more reviews together?
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  • 11/22/2009 1:22 AM noyer wrote:
    Great, great video. Should have more of these with Jillian in the future!
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  • 11/22/2009 1:37 AM Cornbred-X wrote:
    Brad, that was hilarious.
    That was good, I havent laughed that much in a while. You may not have said much in that but your expressions said everything, it was brilliant.
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  • 11/22/2009 1:51 AM WilhelmofCoal wrote:
    Great review. It's a good example of how less can be more, hysterical.

    A couple of my friends went to go see it at the mall today for some reason (the one had a date who wanted to see it). I bummed a ride so I could get some Christmas shopping done. I had to wait an hour in the theater lobby but it was totally worth it. Trashed it all the way home and had many a laugh.
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  • 11/22/2009 2:25 AM CrimsonDusk wrote:
    Great review and hope to see more reviews with you and Jillian, you interact great in reviews. Oh and the ending was GOLD.
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  • 11/22/2009 2:37 AM BoyPrincess wrote:
    Ha!-Jerrid is always there to help out his buddy!

    Brilliant video.
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  • 11/22/2009 3:13 AM diggerjohn111 wrote:
    I was Rick-Rolling with ya Brad! Jillian was fine, but like any 40 year old man, I hear; "Twilight..blah,blah,blah,blah,blah. John? Blah,blah,blah, New Moon, blah, blah...etc.", That was really funny. Summed up the whole demographics war this has spawned.
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  • 11/22/2009 3:24 AM 404 Fatal Error wrote:
    Nice and subtle until the end. Perfect.
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  • 11/22/2009 3:36 AM Fiendly wrote:
    this video got me to laugh even through the frustration of accidentally deleting what i've spent all day downloading. even the prescribed percocet i'm on couldn't take the edge off that.

    great video, and great timing.
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  • 11/22/2009 5:24 AM GeekFury wrote:
    Damn, Brad does'nt even need to talk his facial expresions say it all, pain, hate, rage, the sense of loss and the slight undertone of 'Are we done yet I need a sandwich, what should I have? Hmm.. The question of life. What type of sandwich should I have. I must pond this!' also a slight hint of constipation.
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  • 11/22/2009 6:14 AM matsugawa wrote:
    This is almost exactly how my roommate and I are after we've seen one of the Harry Potter movies, only I actually do try to keep up if only for the sake of having ammunition when I criticize the series (and, by extension, nearly all fantasy) later.
    I am a little curious to hear Jillian elaborate on the notion of CGI being "necessary" in films these days. I'm not trying to be mean or elitist or anything, I'd just like a little broader view on that topic (since it is overused yet no one's critical of it), especially given your recent criticism of CGI in 2012.
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  • 11/22/2009 6:45 AM Mr Wuffington wrote:
    Oh god, I laughed all the way though. Brad man, your freaking awesome.
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  • 11/22/2009 6:49 AM VendavalEste wrote:
    That was honestly cute.
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  • 11/22/2009 7:38 AM poor dumbass wrote:
    hey what were the song titles can anyone tell me please?
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  • 11/22/2009 9:27 AM doombarse wrote:
    Big sappy Awwwwwww. Cute video.
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  • 11/22/2009 11:06 AM Nesfan1111 wrote:
    I was too busy listening to Rick Astley to pay attention to the review!

    Brad's reaction is priceless!
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  • 11/22/2009 12:17 PM Nephilim wrote:
    Lol funny stuff. Great ending
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  • 11/22/2009 12:25 PM Derek wrote:
    If it makes you feel any better, Brad, my girlfriend wants me to go see The Blindside with her.
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  • 11/22/2009 12:54 PM Anonymous wrote:
    Jillian and Brad review .... needs to become it's own series. That was awesome.
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  • 11/22/2009 3:02 PM Odinn wrote:
    All caps on JILLIAN and not even a capital B on brad?...oh oh XD
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  • 11/22/2009 4:42 PM KrautRemo wrote:
    Funniest video ever!!


    (though first I was close to being traumatized because I thought those were tattoos on your fiancée's arms...)
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  • 11/22/2009 4:44 PM The Cheap-Arse Film Critic. wrote:
    I'm comvinced it's movies like this that create psychotic women...
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  • 11/22/2009 7:18 PM Just some bloke wrote:
    I was going to write something here about how good this video was, but I can't come up with something fitting.

    Oh well, it was great.
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  • 11/22/2009 8:58 PM Axel B. wrote:
    Being a fan of 80´s music(even though it´s incredibly cheesy) i´m kicking myself for not knowing the first song Brad listens to in the review.

    Fantastic ending by the way, the smile you gave holding your stuff was priceless.
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  • 11/22/2009 9:15 PM JBRBBT wrote:
    Brad, I love how you said Jillian totally agreed with you when it came to "The Fourth Kind" but you two are definately on different sides on this movie, of course I'm on your side.
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  • 11/22/2009 10:00 PM Jeremy wrote:
    It's not your fault
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  • 11/22/2009 10:33 PM jnywest wrote:
    You do realize there is an add for a casting call for Twilight on your webpage...don't you?

    Anyways, that was so fucking funny. Really, a lot of "hollywood" writers could learn from this review. Without saying a word, Brad was funnier and more communicative than half the shit in theatres these days.
    I like your GF, she seems really nice. Good Catch.
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  • 11/23/2009 8:05 AM fredzilla wrote:
    The first song is Break My Stride with Matthew Wilder.

    I join the choir here. Very, very funny. I'm not just saying, this was brilliant in the very definition of the word.
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  • 11/23/2009 9:00 AM CrimsonDusk wrote:
    Say whatever you want about this movie but what I think the biggest flaw of New Moon is the fact that it presumes you read the book. As Jillian stated you have to have read the book to know what is going on in some scenes. So it's not enough you saw the first movie you have to be a fan of the books or buy the books to really understand some parts of the flick.

    For me that's a major flaw in this or any movie if it excuses itself for you not getting the movie because you just didn't read the book. If the movie can't stay on it's own 2 feet without the book than it deserves the bashing it receives.
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  • 11/23/2009 11:44 AM Ethan wrote:
    The timing was perfect on this, and none of it came across as forced or unnatural. Great work as usual.
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  • 11/23/2009 11:49 AM JBRBBT wrote:
    I think in the end the "Twilight" franchise will be pretty much forgotten. Just like another series based off books (Harry Potter), things start off great but then the farther you get into the series, the hype dies down and no one cares anymore.
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    1. 11/23/2009 9:13 PM Bob Bobbson wrote:
      I agree. I think that's why they're pumping these movies out so fast. The third one is coming out in June of next year, and the Fourth probably that winter or spring of 2011.
      So yeah, they are trying to get the movies out before people's hype/obession with the series dies down.
      I'll just be happy when the whole thing finally goes away.
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    2. 11/24/2009 12:40 AM jnywest wrote:
      I agree to a point. I think the Harry Potter films have held there own within the realm of cinema. Even those who have not read the books could enjoy them and have a sound grasp of Potter lore and story. Not only that, but atleast Potter was not some form of softcore porn of tween girls.
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      1. 11/24/2009 7:35 AM JBRBBT wrote:
        I agree with you to a point as well. I'm not trying to down the HP series but its become pretty clear that the love for the books hasn't taken effect upon the movies as much. The first few films up to probably "Goblet of Fire" got everyone excited to see them but now that interest has died down.
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  • 11/23/2009 8:00 PM matty wrote:
    Thanks, Brad & Jill! You guys just saved me 9.50

    And Brad, you can sleep over my place anytime! We can watch Pee-wee's Big Adventure.
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  • 11/23/2009 8:49 PM Rhiannon wrote:
    God love ya Jillian, I woulda kicked his ass out too! Damn you Brad!!
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  • 11/24/2009 12:45 AM Shadowdancer21b wrote:
    Jillian's droning on almost made her lose points in my book. Then I realized. I bet she's talking like that on purpose. I'm sure she actually DOES like those terrible, terrible books and films, but...I hope she can be redeemed from the Dark Side. I was amused at the same time I was pained.
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  • 11/24/2009 8:32 AM Darkslide wrote:
    I lol'd. Hard.
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  • 11/24/2009 12:08 PM Turmio wrote:
    Great video and the ending was pure gold!

    I don't really understand what people like so much in the Twilight movies and/or books. They are definetly not made for me!
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  • 11/24/2009 1:52 PM Spike715 wrote:
    Incredible! You and Jillian totally outdid yourselves. Busted my ribs laughing at your facial expressions!
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  • 11/26/2009 4:13 AM solidturd666 wrote:
    JILLIAN!
    Hi... my name is Wesley.
    I watched these films too so i could have something to talk to my neice about over thanksgiving/christmas.
    I also think your ink is lovely. You wanna look at each others tat's? You are really pretty Jillian.
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  • 11/26/2009 4:15 AM solidturd666 wrote:
    that was a joke at best!
    cheers!
    i was trying to make fun of your shirt....
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  • 11/27/2009 10:31 PM Ershiin wrote:
    You know someone has talent when they can make you laugh without as much as speaking a word.

    You sir, made me laugh through the entire thing.
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  • 11/28/2009 9:31 PM unknownmoviefan wrote:
    To everyone who's asking: the first song is "Break My Stride" by Matthew Wilder.
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  • 11/30/2009 6:43 PM Ogma wrote:
    That... Was... Fucking... AWESOME!!! And oh, so true (sadly)!
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  • 11/30/2009 7:28 PM Acobjum wrote:
    Poor Brad! Forced to watch a cruddy movie based on a cruddy book. Maybe this website I found will cheer you up! http://theantitwilightmovement.webs.com/home.htm
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  • 1/9/2010 11:40 AM quickbooks pos wrote:
    I want to express my admiration of your writing skill and ability to make reader to read the while thing to the end. I would like to read more of your blogs and to share my thoughts with you. I will be your frequent visitor, that’s for sure.
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  • 1/9/2010 5:31 PM Alan wrote:
    Heh. Awesome.

    Stupid question: do a lot of people have experiences like poor Brad in this video? (Yes, I realize this video is fiction. I'm just curious about whether this art seems to be imitating life for anyone out there.)
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  • 1/11/2010 12:19 AM S-3 wrote:
    It's a good thing you did see Daybreakers, Brad. Now I want to see it. If only to remind myself of what real vampires are, what they do, and how much they are a threat to beings pumped w/ what they crave...

    I'm sorry you had to sit through such a shit fest just to keep your girlfriend happy. Then again, if it's a good relationship, and I know/am confident it is, you'll make such heroic sacrifices for the team... Again, I don't blame you...

    As long as she's an honest and not a Twitard, then I definitely understand. Otherwise, as a movie, especially one about vampires and werewolves, it's a total failure- I don't need to repeat what half of everyone who knows that much is saying.

    Sorry this post is so late, but good job surviving this insult to intelligence, cinema, literature, vampires, werewolves, and teenagerdom everywhere!!
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  • 3/3/2010 11:11 AM RollinsLesa wrote:
    Buildings are expensive and not everybody is able to buy it. But, personal loans was invented to help people in such hard situations.
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