JILLIAN and brad Review "Twilight: New Moon"
Jillian, the "Twilight" girl, and Brad, the sucker, review "New Moon." Guess who does most of the talking?
The Cinema Snob: JILLIAN and brad Review "Twilight: New Moon"
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Brad, your facial expressions in this made my day.
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That ending was just 100% perfect!
I have a feeling what you did in the review, is what you did during the movie itself.
I still haven't seen the first one, I'm waiting for the DVD to go down in price, before I buy it and the rifftrax.
Twilight is not a movie I'd watch without the rifftrax.
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That was brilliant.
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ouch Brad >< my mom almost dragged me to the midnight showing of that. i absolutely megaloathe that whole series. books, movies. bleck. and i'm a chick too! i know! >.o
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The use of 'Together Forever' made this video for me.
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Nice one, Brad. P.S. Trying to read through the books.
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Oh my God. Brad you have elevated yourself with this one. Great set up and punchline. The bar raised yet again.
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I'm just gonna write a preemptive UGH before viewing. Hope to be happily surprised in th' coming.
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Brad you look pissed
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LOL! Probably one your funniest videos yet!!!
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This completely made my night, haha! Brilliant.
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Hey brad just saw the review hehe your a strong man i would've shot myself if i had to sit through gay sparkly vampires and slightly hairy werewolves bahhh they should make Brain Lumley's necroscop series into movies those are vampires ! and a great series of books to read as well well hope you had a good sleep and oh yeah your gf is hott
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I was expecting something but that came out of left field, Awesome
And I liked actually hearing Jillian speak (Besides the vlog where she walked in and argued a bit with ya)
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Brad, Just sincerely wanted you to know that your website is great. I'm 33 with a video production degree, and work in "Master Control" at a TV station. My job is important, since I'm the last link before shows hit the air, but at certain times, I have time to surf the net and I truly enjoy your hard work. Hope you and Jillian have a great time, you compliment each other. Anyways, I had a bad night and had to go to work, and honestly, you brightened up my day. Thanks, Brian.
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Just wanted to say that this video is nothing short of pure fucking genious. I had a huge smile on my face all the way through, culminating in a big "HA!" at the end.
This is by the way the first time I comment on anything I´ve seen on the web. Ever! I thought this was that good. Anyway, keep it up. Cheers!
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awesome just awesome
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I PITY YOU BRAD
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You two played your respective parts perfectly. Great to see Jillian in a video too!
Very funny
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I was driving by my local theater earlier around 8pm and holy shit I never seen the parking lot so full in my life and I didn't have to take a minute to figure out what movie it was for.
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pfft Twilight. You know, you could go to Fanfiction.net and read "FREDDY'S GIRL" written by 'michaellover' and you'd get the same fuckin' thing without paying the price for 2 tickets!
lolz I hope her kicking you out was only a joke.
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Brilliant! My face hurts from the rictus grin that is still on my face.
Jillian is an awesome fan girl (and girl friend) for having a sense of humor about the Twilight series and doing the video.
Brad's expression throughout the video is priceless.
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Great video! Will you do more reviews together?
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Great, great video. Should have more of these with Jillian in the future!
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Brad, that was hilarious.
That was good, I havent laughed that much in a while. You may not have said much in that but your expressions said everything, it was brilliant.
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Great review. It's a good example of how less can be more, hysterical.
A couple of my friends went to go see it at the mall today for some reason (the one had a date who wanted to see it). I bummed a ride so I could get some Christmas shopping done. I had to wait an hour in the theater lobby but it was totally worth it. Trashed it all the way home and had many a laugh.
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Great review and hope to see more reviews with you and Jillian, you interact great in reviews. Oh and the ending was GOLD.
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Ha!-Jerrid is always there to help out his buddy!
Brilliant video.
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I was Rick-Rolling with ya Brad! Jillian was fine, but like any 40 year old man, I hear; "Twilight..blah,blah,blah,blah,blah. John? Blah,blah,blah, New Moon, blah, blah...etc.", That was really funny. Summed up the whole demographics war this has spawned.
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Nice and subtle until the end. Perfect.
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this video got me to laugh even through the frustration of accidentally deleting what i've spent all day downloading. even the prescribed percocet i'm on couldn't take the edge off that.
great video, and great timing.
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Damn, Brad does'nt even need to talk his facial expresions say it all, pain, hate, rage, the sense of loss and the slight undertone of 'Are we done yet I need a sandwich, what should I have? Hmm.. The question of life. What type of sandwich should I have. I must pond this!' also a slight hint of constipation.
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This is almost exactly how my roommate and I are after we've seen one of the Harry Potter movies, only I actually do try to keep up if only for the sake of having ammunition when I criticize the series (and, by extension, nearly all fantasy) later.
I am a little curious to hear Jillian elaborate on the notion of CGI being "necessary" in films these days. I'm not trying to be mean or elitist or anything, I'd just like a little broader view on that topic (since it is overused yet no one's critical of it), especially given your recent criticism of CGI in 2012.
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Oh god, I laughed all the way though. Brad man, your freaking awesome.
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That was honestly cute.
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hey what were the song titles can anyone tell me please?
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Big sappy Awwwwwww. Cute video.
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I was too busy listening to Rick Astley to pay attention to the review!
Brad's reaction is priceless!
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Lol
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If it makes you feel any better, Brad, my girlfriend wants me to go see The Blindside with her.
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Jillian and Brad review .... needs to become it's own series. That was awesome.
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All caps on JILLIAN and not even a capital B on brad?...oh oh XD
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Funniest video ever!!
(though first I was close to being traumatized because I thought those were tattoos on your fiancée's arms...)
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I'm comvinced it's movies like this that create psychotic women...
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I was going to write something here about how good this video was, but I can't come up with something fitting.
Oh well, it was great.
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Being a fan of 80´s music(even though it´s incredibly cheesy) i´m kicking myself for not knowing the first song Brad listens to in the review.
Fantastic ending by the way, the smile you gave holding your stuff was priceless.
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Brad, I love how you said Jillian totally agreed with you when it came to "The Fourth Kind" but you two are definately on different sides on this movie, of course I'm on your side.
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It's not your fault
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You do realize there is an add for a casting call for Twilight on your webpage...don't you?
Anyways, that was so fucking funny. Really, a lot of "hollywood" writers could learn from this review. Without saying a word, Brad was funnier and more communicative than half the shit in theatres these days.
I like your GF, she seems really nice. Good Catch.
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The first song is Break My Stride with Matthew Wilder.
I join the choir here. Very, very funny. I'm not just saying, this was brilliant in the very definition of the word.
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Say whatever you want about this movie but what I think the biggest flaw of New Moon is the fact that it presumes you read the book. As Jillian stated you have to have read the book to know what is going on in some scenes. So it's not enough you saw the first movie you have to be a fan of the books or buy the books to really understand some parts of the flick.
For me that's a major flaw in this or any movie if it excuses itself for you not getting the movie because you just didn't read the book. If the movie can't stay on it's own 2 feet without the book than it deserves the bashing it receives.
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The timing was perfect on this, and none of it came across as forced or unnatural. Great work as usual.
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I think in the end the "Twilight" franchise will be pretty much forgotten. Just like another series based off books (Harry Potter), things start off great but then the farther you get into the series, the hype dies down and no one cares anymore.
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I agree. I think that's why they're pumping these movies out so fast. The third one is coming out in June of next year, and the Fourth probably that winter or spring of 2011.
So yeah, they are trying to get the movies out before people's hype/obession with the series dies down.
I'll just be happy when the whole thing finally goes away.
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I agree to a point. I think the Harry Potter films have held there own within the realm of cinema. Even those who have not read the books could enjoy them and have a sound grasp of Potter lore and story. Not only that, but atleast Potter was not some form of softcore porn of tween girls.
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I agree with you to a point as well. I'm not trying to down the HP series but its become pretty clear that the love for the books hasn't taken effect upon the movies as much. The first few films up to probably "Goblet of Fire" got everyone excited to see them but now that interest has died down.
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Thanks, Brad & Jill! You guys just saved me 9.50
And Brad, you can sleep over my place anytime! We can watch Pee-wee's Big Adventure.
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God love ya Jillian, I woulda kicked his ass out too! Damn you Brad!!
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Jillian's droning on almost made her lose points in my book. Then I realized. I bet she's talking like that on purpose. I'm sure she actually DOES like those terrible, terrible books and films, but...I hope she can be redeemed from the Dark Side. I was amused at the same time I was pained.
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I lol'd. Hard.
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Great video and the ending was pure gold!
I don't really understand what people like so much in the Twilight movies and/or books. They are definetly not made for me!
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Incredible! You and Jillian totally outdid yourselves. Busted my ribs laughing at your facial expressions!
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JILLIAN!
Hi... my name is Wesley.
I watched these films too so i could have something to talk to my neice about over thanksgiving/christmas.
I also think your ink is lovely. You wanna look at each others tat's? You are really pretty Jillian.
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that was a joke at best!
cheers!
i was trying to make fun of your shirt....
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You know someone has talent when they can make you laugh without as much as speaking a word.
You sir, made me laugh through the entire thing.
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To everyone who's asking: the first song is "Break My Stride" by Matthew Wilder.
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That... Was... Fucking... AWESOME!!! And oh, so true (sadly)!
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Poor Brad! Forced to watch a cruddy movie based on a cruddy book. Maybe this website I found will cheer you up! http://theantitwilightmovement.webs.com/home.htm
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I want to express my admiration of your writing skill and ability to make reader to read the while thing to the end. I would like to read more of your blogs and to share my thoughts with you. I will be your frequent visitor, that’s for sure.
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Heh. Awesome.
Stupid question: do a lot of people have experiences like poor Brad in this video? (Yes, I realize this video is fiction. I'm just curious about whether this art seems to be imitating life for anyone out there.)
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It's a good thing you did see Daybreakers, Brad. Now I want to see it. If only to remind myself of what real vampires are, what they do, and how much they are a threat to beings pumped w/ what they crave...
I'm sorry you had to sit through such a shit fest just to keep your girlfriend happy. Then again, if it's a good relationship, and I know/am confident it is, you'll make such heroic sacrifices for the team... Again, I don't blame you...
As long as she's an honest and not a Twitard, then I definitely understand. Otherwise, as a movie, especially one about vampires and werewolves, it's a total failure- I don't need to repeat what half of everyone who knows that much is saying.
Sorry this post is so late, but good job surviving this insult to intelligence, cinema, literature, vampires, werewolves, and teenagerdom everywhere!!
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