I can also be emailed at my site email address thecinemasnob@yahoo.com
Welcome to the new home of The Cinema Snob. Previously featured on YouTube before ultimately being ousted by the powers that be (those powers being the people behind "Nail Gun Massacre") thecinemasnob.com will feature all of the Snob's videos, old and new, and also brand new shows and full length original movies for those of us who already can't get enough of Z-Grade Cinema.
12/8/2009 5:18 PM
MOON MAN MIGUEL wrote:
This is your most epic review yet. I love it !Thanks for doing your service Snob! Reply to this
12/8/2009 5:43 PMJake Seaborn wrote:
You know, I've never really understood the hype behind this film or why it's one of the lowest ranked film on IMDb. I first saw it when I was 13 on The Movie Channel, having not yet seen the original Troll with Michael Moriarty. I'm 29 now, and all these years later, I can't believe the cult following this movie has attained. Why this one over films, such as The Alien Dead, Curse of the Cannibal Confederates, Toxic Zombies, Screamers,etc. I guess Claudio Fragasso is why this film receives so much attention. It's bad, but not bad enough to receive such distinction. Reply to this
12/8/2009 7:10 PM
Dr.Klahn wrote:
Agreed. When I hear people call this the Worst Movie Ever, I can't help but think "Awww, that's adorable." The production values are positively *lavish* compared to most of the MST3K library, let alone the horrors that Brad manages to dig up.
12/9/2009 7:30 PMelectronsexparty wrote:
Too right, though I try to to let production values get in the way of my enjoyment of a movie. Troll II may have had better production, but it also had an idiotic story and honestly some of the worst acting I've seen.
I wish we could find another "best worst" movie. I think The Room is a legitimate contender. I'd like to nominate The Bride of Frank though. It's truly a movie worthy of a "best worst" sort of distinction. I love it. It's the sort of movie I think Brad would enjoy. Reply to this
12/9/2009 8:15 PM
Strelnikov wrote:
Nobody loves "Curse of the Cannibal Confederates" because absolutly NOTHING goes on in that movie; this stinker has Goblin trolls, grossout scenes, and camp value. Reply to this
1/12/2010 9:24 AM
Chris wrote:
Well while there are worse films, this one has been seen by more people then most of the other films the snob has reviewed. So really, its like saying Halo 3 is the best game ever, when there are a ton of other games that are far better. Its not that its the worst, its just the most popular worst movie. Reply to this
12/8/2009 5:50 PM
Mitch Douglas wrote:
This movie was so horrible, even your kitty felt the need to join in to say how much it sucked! Reply to this
12/8/2009 6:06 PM
WilhelmofCoal wrote:
Wow, that movie looked terrible. I want to see it in a sick way though to experience it myself. Anyway, excellent review man.
I don't know if I'm the only one that feels this way but that Credence Lenore Gielgud character is slightly hot in that librarian sort of way. Reply to this
12/8/2009 6:10 PMManiac wrote:
YES! YES I AGREE! IF YOU WANT POPCORN IN YOUR FILM IT MUST HAVE WILLIAM ATHERTON AND "EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD"!
Brilliant brilliant brilliant reference! I was thinking the same thing when I watched the scene before you even said it. Reply to this
12/8/2009 6:23 PM
Graham wrote:
An excellent review of one of the greatest comedies of the past 50 years. What has always gotten me about Troll 2 is not the goblin make-up (the masks are cheap and stiff but actually fairly well-designed) but the sheer wretchedness of the dialogue, the most baffling and absurd ever written. And the creepy, sweaty kid with the contorted mouth is just... horrifying. Reply to this
12/8/2009 6:23 PM
unknownmoviefan wrote:
That may be the funniest "Dawn of the Dead" reference I've ever seen. Reply to this
12/8/2009 6:30 PM
CrimsonDusk wrote:
Oh Carp Laura Gemser did the Costumes to bad she didn't play a role as Goblenuelle O_O. Also nice reference to Joker's catchphrase in Batman. OH MY GOOOOODD. Great episode and you did a great job in stretching the review to 20 minutes. Reply to this
12/8/2009 6:44 PM
jokermatt999 wrote:
I completely lost it on the "You know who else threw parties? GACY!" Beautiful delivery on that one. Reply to this
12/8/2009 7:26 PM
Nevin wrote:
The best thing is that there is a fly on the "Oh My God!" guys forehead.
12/8/2009 7:39 PM
Nesfan1111 wrote:
The funniest special effect for me is the lightning. The VHS cover art makes no sense with a werewolf with an axe, with the tagline, "The original boogeyman is back". Were they trying to cash in on A Nightmare on Elm Street too? It's Manos of the '90s! Columbia/Tri-Star put this out on VHS in 1992. Reply to this
12/8/2009 8:10 PM
Sean Wright wrote:
I finally have a sense of closure as of now. The Cinema Snob reviewing "Troll 2" puts an end into trying to find a review that I can whole-heartidly agree with as far as a breakdown of everything that is "Troll 2"; bad acting, terrible sequalization, and anything and everything that has to do with making the movie such an epic pile of shit. But fellow poster Jake Seaborn brought up a good point of other terrible movies that do nothing but fuck all; Death Bed, Zombie 5: Killing Birds, The House On The Edge Of The Park, or Class Reunion Massacre.
Major kudos for supplementing that actual Goblin music from the "Dawn of The Dead". Reply to this
12/8/2009 8:54 PM
Cornbred-X wrote:
This is the best snob review youve done in awhile. Very funny, and completely true. Its amazing the movies that get cult followings. I never knew before Troll 2 was not actually related to Troll before... learn something new everyday. Your explanation of how the director forced them to recite the lines word for word explains alot, but that sisters horrible acting is just... horrible acting. It really doesnt get worse then that haha =) Reply to this
12/8/2009 9:10 PM
Nephilim wrote:
Again a movie that I wanna see now because it looks so ridiculous it's funny. *thinks... tomorrow is bad movie night...*
12/8/2009 10:05 PM
Cody wrote:
Loved the Freddy's Revenge reference. Please review Phantasm, that would be awesome! I love the movie, but it would be a great review! Reply to this
12/8/2009 10:07 PM
noyer wrote:
Excellent review as always! Also, I should have the CHEAP review done for tomorrow night. It has been a bit tougher to write than originally anticipated, and the day job has managed to get in the way, but should be done by then Reply to this
12/8/2009 10:45 PM
smb1916 wrote:
I still can not believe you actually reviewed this blood soaked shit but i'm still thouing out demonic dolls vs puppet masters for a Christmas review all i have to say is corry Feldman Reply to this
12/8/2009 11:29 PM
th wrote:
Never saw the movie, but I have seen the "Oh my god" scene dozens of times.
Interesting timing but Conon O'Brien mentioned this movie the day before this was posted. The skit was he is trying to be the new Oprah and is making recommendations that are campy to say the least. Reply to this
12/9/2009 12:40 AM
Shadowdancer21b wrote:
Wasn't "Ghost Orson Welles" voiced by Maurice LeMarche? Sounds like him. Also, I see what you did there, using music by the Goblins. Credence and the Goblins would probably be a kickass show. Prog rock and folk rock together? NICE. Porterville has really embraced the "Fame" from the film, too. It's sad in a way. Reply to this
12/9/2009 9:54 AM
Jason wrote:
About a year ago there was a film contest here in Austin in which we were supposed to make a short film inspired by Troll 2. I thought it would be fun to do, but I felt I needed to actually see Troll 2 first. It took me 3 fucking tries to get through that piece of diseased slug shit and by the time I actually did finish it, I had lost all desire to make a film. If I ever meet Claudio Fragasso I'm going to kick him in the dick until he passes out. Reply to this
12/9/2009 11:01 AM
Greg wrote:
Well, at least there wasn't a Troll 3... there were TWO Troll 3s!
Troll 3 was the alternate title to two films made in 1990, one offically called "Contamination .7" (but more commonly known as "Crawlers") and a film offically called "Quest for the Mighty Sword".
I highly look forward to reviews of both. Not because Brad said he'd do them, but because you just know us fans are going to pester him forever until he does. Reply to this
12/9/2009 3:12 PM
BlackBobby wrote:
Please get rid of the socks again. It looks awful. I really liked the bare-footed snob Reply to this
12/9/2009 5:05 PM
Protoman wrote:
haha brad i loved how pissed off you get it really makes me bust a side laughing sadly i had watched this movie and now that you feel the very same pain i do i hope you can recover from it lol cuz i have not good job though keep it up man Reply to this
12/9/2009 8:12 PM
Strelnikov wrote:
Wow. . .I'd heard of this movie, seen the "OH MY GOD!!!!!!" line on YouTube but realization of how rock-bottom awful it is came through until The Cinema Snob reviewed it. If anything this movie is proof that if the cast and crew don't speak the same language they DAMN well get a translator. . . the director would have been better off shooting with an Italian cast and dubbing it for English audiences; the acting is "Manos"- level! Reply to this
12/9/2009 8:54 PMnoyer wrote:
As promised, I have posted the review of CHEAP on the site. Once again, I tried to be fair and balanced, and hope you enjoy reading it!
12/9/2009 9:52 PM
BigB01 wrote:
Brad, you should do a review of Pocket Ninjas. I barely made it through Troll 2 but couldn't even get through 10 minutes of Pocket Ninjas. Reply to this
12/9/2009 10:05 PM
PALMER ELDRITCH wrote:
GREAT REVIEW, YOU FORGOT THIS ORSON WELLES QUOTE: "What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries and GOBLINS!"
I have seen the documentary. It's actually quite good. George Hardy was there, as we happen to see it at Sidewalk 2009. Lots of fun and good to see that 90% of the crew has a good sense of humor about it. Some of them, kind of sad. But overall a great doc.
Snob, keep up the amazing work. I break my face from laughing and grinning every time you post such amazing things. Reply to this
12/10/2009 9:45 AM
Lowkey wrote:
There is a Troll 3 you know. It's not got any of Troll 2's fancy effects, acting, plot, troll-like creatures, etc. Just saying...
Actually there are two Troll 3s. The one also called Crawlers or Contamination 7 is the one I'm talking about. The other one is called The Sword of Power, and was directed by Joe D'Amato. Joe did at least bring the goblins back, because apparently someone forgot to burn the costumes when Troll 2 wrapped up. Reply to this
12/10/2009 11:19 AM
stukas wrote:
Nice review, a little too long but still a lot of fun. Yeah, Troll 2 is very bad indeed, but it's also campy and fun. "I spit on your grave", now that's a movie with close to zero entertainment value. The character of Matthew in that film is one of the worst performances ever. Anyways, keep up the good work. Reply to this
12/10/2009 1:45 PM
Afbee wrote:
I didn't know you had a cat! (you see it from 2:02-2:16 of the vid)
great review! saves me from having to watch it. you do a great community service, sir! Reply to this
12/10/2009 2:31 PMAlex wrote:
Green food, green drool, green blood, green slime.. I wonder if this was really directed by Slimer from Ghostbusters considering the obsessive amount of green goo that is featured in it. Reply to this
12/10/2009 8:26 PM
Artimus wrote:
Excellent review. Although, I had thought that it ended with the kid saying, "Yeah, okay." when asked if he wants to..eat his..mom. Creepy. Love the Critic reference, by the way.
Okay, I give up, how the hell does a drunk college girl act at Rocky Horror? About what I'd expect? Reply to this
12/19/2009 3:59 PM
Lynos wrote:
Hey Brad, You just closed a circle. I first discovered the Cinema Snob while searching for Troll 2 clips on YouTube. YouTune suggested other clips from other movies by Mr. Fragasso and that led me to the Cinema Snob review for Zombie 4, and I was hooked. Most definitely a great review for this stupendous and almost legendary cinematic miscalculation. The doc Best Worst Movie justifies in spades the existence of Troll 2. It's an excellent and hilarious film, that contrary to the movie which spawned it, actually is about something. Reply to this
I remember watching in during the early 90's and thinking there was something awkward with the movie. Now, years later, I can understand what's wrong: it's so stiff! I remember Creedence Leonore Gilgaud (whatever) and thinking she looked hot cause she looked like a friend of mine. Too bad it all turned out to be bologna. Reply to this
1/7/2010 7:22 PMMezurya wrote:
"Holy shit it's Dracula spelled backwards!" You made me spit my drink on my computer... I'm in the mood to play some Castlevania SOTN now Reply to this
1/13/2010 5:13 PM
Chris Schachern wrote:
dude, you need to review the "ATOR" series by Joe D'Amto. In Germany there's an entry in it called "TROLL 3: THE SWORD OF POWER" Reply to this
2/10/2010 5:55 AM
Glenn wrote:
Is Troll 2 really a bad movie? It's so entertaining, it may even be better than some great movies. Great review. Reply to this
2/27/2010 1:29 AMOnline Casino Training wrote:
Useful information like this one must be kept and maintained so I will put this one on my bookmark list! Thanks for this wonderful post and hoping to post more of this!Admiring the time and effort you put into your blog and detailed information you offer! I didn't know that! Reply to this
2/27/2010 9:22 AMFaceBook Farmville Cheats wrote:
A very important topic was discussed in your blog. I like to read posts that can not leave me indifferent to what happens. Thank you for your participation in informing us via your wonderful blogs! Reply to this
2/27/2010 9:24 AMfaceBook farmville cheats wrote:
A very important topic was discussed in your blog. I like to read posts that can not leave me indifferent to what happens. Thank you for your participation in informing us via your wonderful blogs! Reply to this
3/1/2010 6:21 AMorange county wrote:
I have never seen the blog so exclusive and with such a great content. I think it will earn thousands for you in the future. Reply to this
3/2/2010 4:04 AMchat server wrote:
Simply wanted to express my gratitude to everybody who has anything to do with the creation of this resource. I wish I could find such informative sites more often. I regularly spend much time on lust looking for some worthy sites when I can find something to read. Your site is surely one of them. I wish you further success. Reply to this
3/5/2010 4:34 PM
M.MC wrote:
I finally saw this one all the way through. DAMN funny movie: bad acting, bad continuity and all in the right ways! I love that ending and especially the cheesy video game style soundtrack! It's too bad Laura Gemser didn't actually appear in it, though. Reply to this
3/9/2010 3:28 PMSEO Results wrote:
Thanks for sharing this post. This is a very helpful and informative material. Good post and keep it up. Websites are always helpful in one way or the other, that’s cool stuff, anyways, a good way to get started to renovate your dreams into the world of reality. Reply to this
>
This is your most epic review yet. I love it !Thanks for doing your service Snob!
Reply to this
You know, I've never really understood the hype behind this film or why it's one of the lowest ranked film on IMDb. I first saw it when I was 13 on The Movie Channel, having not yet seen the original Troll with Michael Moriarty. I'm 29 now, and all these years later, I can't believe the cult following this movie has attained. Why this one over films, such as The Alien Dead, Curse of the Cannibal Confederates, Toxic Zombies, Screamers,etc. I guess Claudio Fragasso
is why this film receives so much attention. It's bad, but not bad enough to receive such distinction.
Reply to this
Agreed. When I hear people call this the Worst Movie Ever, I can't help but think "Awww, that's adorable." The production values are positively *lavish* compared to most of the MST3K library, let alone the horrors that Brad manages to dig up.
(Not that I didn't love this review.)
Reply to this
Too right, though I try to to let production values get in the way of my enjoyment of a movie. Troll II may have had better production, but it also had an idiotic story and honestly some of the worst acting I've seen.
I wish we could find another "best worst" movie. I think The Room is a legitimate contender. I'd like to nominate The Bride of Frank though. It's truly a movie worthy of a "best worst" sort of distinction. I love it. It's the sort of movie I think Brad would enjoy.
Reply to this
Nobody loves "Curse of the Cannibal Confederates" because absolutly NOTHING goes on in that movie; this stinker has Goblin trolls, grossout scenes, and camp value.
Reply to this
Well while there are worse films, this one has been seen by more people then most of the other films the snob has reviewed. So really, its like saying Halo 3 is the best game ever, when there are a ton of other games that are far better. Its not that its the worst, its just the most popular worst movie.
Reply to this
This movie was so horrible, even your kitty felt the need to join in to say how much it sucked!
Reply to this
Wow, that movie looked terrible. I want to see it in a sick way though to experience it myself. Anyway, excellent review man.
I don't know if I'm the only one that feels this way but that Credence Lenore Gielgud character is slightly hot in that librarian sort of way.
Reply to this
She gives me wood.
Reply to this
YES! YES I AGREE! IF YOU WANT POPCORN IN YOUR FILM IT MUST HAVE WILLIAM ATHERTON AND "EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD"!
Brilliant brilliant brilliant reference! I was thinking the same thing when I watched the scene before you even said it.
Reply to this
An excellent review of one of the greatest comedies of the past 50 years. What has always gotten me about Troll 2 is not the goblin make-up (the masks are cheap and stiff but actually fairly well-designed) but the sheer wretchedness of the dialogue, the most baffling and absurd ever written. And the creepy, sweaty kid with the contorted mouth is just... horrifying.
Reply to this
That may be the funniest "Dawn of the Dead" reference I've ever seen.
Reply to this
I haven't seen this movie. And God willing I never will.
Reply to this
Oh Carp Laura Gemser did the Costumes to bad she didn't play a role as Goblenuelle O_O. Also nice reference to Joker's catchphrase in Batman. OH MY GOOOOODD. Great episode and you did a great job in stretching the review to 20 minutes.
Reply to this
I completely lost it on the "You know who else threw parties? GACY!" Beautiful delivery on that one.
Reply to this
The best thing is that there is a fly on the "Oh My God!" guys forehead.
Epic.
Reply to this
The funniest special effect for me is the lightning. The VHS cover art makes no sense with a werewolf with an axe, with the tagline, "The original boogeyman is back". Were they trying to cash in on A Nightmare on Elm Street too? It's Manos of the '90s! Columbia/Tri-Star put this out on VHS in 1992.
Reply to this
holy shit it's dracula spelled backwards, i nearly shitted.
Reply to this
Bravo sir, bravo.
Reply to this
I finally have a sense of closure as of now. The Cinema Snob reviewing "Troll 2" puts an end into trying to find a review that I can whole-heartidly agree with as far as a breakdown of everything that is "Troll 2"; bad acting, terrible sequalization, and anything and everything that has to do with making the movie such an epic pile of shit. But fellow poster Jake Seaborn brought up a good point of other terrible movies that do nothing but fuck all; Death Bed, Zombie 5: Killing Birds, The House On The Edge Of The Park, or Class Reunion Massacre.
Major kudos for supplementing that actual Goblin music from the "Dawn of The Dead".
Reply to this
This is the best snob review youve done in awhile. Very funny, and completely true. Its amazing the movies that get cult followings.
I never knew before Troll 2 was not actually related to Troll before... learn something new everyday. Your explanation of how the director forced them to recite the lines word for word explains alot, but that sisters horrible acting is just... horrible acting. It really doesnt get worse then that haha =)
Reply to this
Will you ever review a movie called "Crawlers" (a.k.a. "Troll 3")?
Reply to this
Again a movie that I wanna see now because it looks so ridiculous it's funny. *thinks... tomorrow is bad movie night...*
Great review.
Reply to this
Loved the Freddy's Revenge reference. Please review Phantasm, that would be awesome! I love the movie, but it would be a great review!
Reply to this
he only reviews bad movies. phantasm kicks ass
Reply to this
I think Brad and I have something planned for "Phantasm"
Reply to this
Excellent review as always! Also, I should have the CHEAP review done for tomorrow night. It has been a bit tougher to write than originally anticipated, and the day job has managed to get in the way, but should be done by then
Reply to this
I still can not believe you actually reviewed this blood soaked shit but i'm still thouing out demonic dolls vs puppet masters for a Christmas review all i have to say is corry Feldman
Reply to this
I'm going to hell for saying it, but I want to punch that kid in the face.
Reply to this
Never saw the movie, but I have seen the "Oh my god" scene dozens of times.
Interesting timing but Conon O'Brien mentioned this movie the day before this was posted. The skit was he is trying to be the new Oprah and is making recommendations that are campy to say the least.
Reply to this
I loved the Dawn Of The Dead audio dub overs.
Reply to this
Wasn't "Ghost Orson Welles" voiced by Maurice LeMarche? Sounds like him. Also, I see what you did there, using music by the Goblins. Credence and the Goblins would probably be a kickass show. Prog rock and folk rock together? NICE. Porterville has really embraced the "Fame" from the film, too. It's sad in a way.
Reply to this
Yes he was. Find a video of Pinky and The Brain and you'll hear the similarity.
Reply to this
Great review CinemaSnob.
Reply to this
OHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD! Awesome work Brad and you survived!
Reply to this
What is the "Jesse and Grady close" reference about at 10:33? I want to see THAT movie.
Reply to this
It's a reference to the pervasive homoeroticism in A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2.
Reply to this
Well that was fun. A bit obvious, but still fun.
So what's next? Troll 3 or some obvious Christmas movie like one of the Silent Night, Deadly Night sequels?
Reply to this
Nice use of Dawn of the Dead's music
Reply to this
About a year ago there was a film contest here in Austin in which we were supposed to make a short film inspired by Troll 2. I thought it would be fun to do, but I felt I needed to actually see Troll 2 first. It took me 3 fucking tries to get through that piece of diseased slug shit and by the time I actually did finish it, I had lost all desire to make a film. If I ever meet Claudio Fragasso I'm going to kick him in the dick until he passes out.
Reply to this
Well, at least there wasn't a Troll 3... there were TWO Troll 3s!
Troll 3 was the alternate title to two films made in 1990, one offically called "Contamination .7" (but more commonly known as "Crawlers") and a film offically called "Quest for the Mighty Sword".
I highly look forward to reviews of both. Not because Brad said he'd do them, but because you just know us fans are going to pester him forever until he does.
Reply to this
pssst Somebody put troll 3: contanimation .7 on youtube.
Reply to this
Please get rid of the socks again. It looks awful. I really liked the bare-footed snob
Reply to this
haha brad i loved how pissed off you get it really makes me bust a side laughing sadly i had watched this movie and now that you feel the very same pain i do i hope you can recover from it lol cuz i have not good job though keep it up man
Reply to this
Wow. . .I'd heard of this movie, seen the "OH MY GOD!!!!!!" line on YouTube but realization of how rock-bottom awful it is came through until The Cinema Snob reviewed it. If anything this movie is proof that if the cast and crew don't speak the same language they DAMN well get a translator. . . the director would have been better off shooting with an Italian cast and dubbing it for English audiences; the acting is "Manos"- level!
Reply to this
As promised, I have posted the review of CHEAP on the site. Once again, I tried to be fair and balanced, and hope you enjoy reading it!
http://experiencecinematic.blogspot.com/2009/12/cheap-jones-2004.html
Reply to this
Brad, you should do a review of Pocket Ninjas. I barely made it through Troll 2 but couldn't even get through 10 minutes of Pocket Ninjas.
Reply to this
GREAT REVIEW, YOU FORGOT THIS ORSON WELLES QUOTE: "What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries and GOBLINS!"
KEEP IT UP
Reply to this
Great as always Snob. btw, you look mysteriously like Jeffrey Combs...
Reply to this
You can't piss on "Troll 2". I won't allow it!
Reply to this
This is so much fun.
Excellent Real Genius ref.
I have seen the documentary. It's actually quite good. George Hardy was there, as we happen to see it at Sidewalk 2009. Lots of fun and good to see that 90% of the crew has a good sense of humor about it. Some of them, kind of sad. But overall a great doc.
Snob, keep up the amazing work. I break my face from laughing and grinning every time you post such amazing things.
Reply to this
There is a Troll 3 you know. It's not got any of Troll 2's fancy effects, acting, plot, troll-like creatures, etc. Just saying...
Actually there are two Troll 3s. The one also called Crawlers or Contamination 7 is the one I'm talking about. The other one is called The Sword of Power, and was directed by Joe D'Amato. Joe did at least bring the goblins back, because apparently someone forgot to burn the costumes when Troll 2 wrapped up.
Reply to this
Nice review, a little too long but still a lot of fun. Yeah, Troll 2 is very bad indeed, but it's also campy and fun. "I spit on your grave", now that's a movie with close to zero entertainment value. The character of Matthew in that film is one of the worst performances ever. Anyways, keep up the good work.
Reply to this
So are you going to review the third one?
Reply to this
I didn't know you had a cat! (you see it from 2:02-2:16 of the vid)
great review! saves me from having to watch it. you do a great community service, sir!
Reply to this
Green food, green drool, green blood, green slime.. I wonder if this was really directed by Slimer from Ghostbusters considering the obsessive amount of green goo that is featured in it.
Reply to this
Excellent review. Although, I had thought that it ended with the kid saying, "Yeah, okay." when asked if he wants to..eat his..mom. Creepy. Love the Critic reference, by the way.
Okay, I give up, how the hell does a drunk college girl act at Rocky Horror? About what I'd expect?
Reply to this
"Nilbog is goblin spelled backwards!!!!"
Reply to this
I was wondering if you were going to do part 2!
Ator: Quest for the The Mighty Sword used the goblin/troll costumes from this film.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoePlPvMYpU
I think i shed a tear from laughing at the Goblin overdub.
Reply to this
LOL.. "Credance & The Goblins"
very clever mr snob.
Reply to this
Hey Brad,
You just closed a circle. I first discovered the Cinema Snob while searching for Troll 2 clips on YouTube. YouTune suggested other clips from other movies by Mr. Fragasso and that led me to the Cinema Snob review for Zombie 4, and I was hooked.
Most definitely a great review for this stupendous and almost legendary cinematic miscalculation. The doc Best Worst Movie justifies in spades the existence of Troll 2. It's an excellent and hilarious film, that contrary to the movie which spawned it, actually is about something.
Reply to this
creme de la creme...
I remember watching in during the early 90's and thinking there was something awkward with the movie. Now, years later, I can understand what's wrong: it's so stiff! I remember Creedence Leonore Gilgaud (whatever) and thinking she looked hot cause she looked like a friend of mine. Too bad it all turned out to be bologna.
Reply to this
"Holy shit it's Dracula spelled backwards!" You made me spit my drink on my computer... I'm in the mood to play some Castlevania SOTN now
Reply to this
That gag was done much cooler in THE MONSTER SQUAD.
Reply to this
dude, you need to review the "ATOR" series by Joe D'Amto. In Germany there's an entry in it called "TROLL 3: THE SWORD OF POWER"
Reply to this
Thanks heaps to the author!
Reply to this
Awesome post! Interesting info to know.
Reply to this
Thanks for the post. Keep the great work.
Reply to this
Top post. I look forward to reading more. Cheers
Reply to this
Really appreciate this post. It’s hard to sort the good from the bad sometimes, but I think you’ve nailed it!
Reply to this
Hi,
Top post. I look forward to reading more. Cheers
Reply to this
Appreciate the info, it’s good to know.
Reply to this
Appreciate the info, it’s good to know
Reply to this
Is Troll 2 really a bad movie? It's so entertaining, it may even be better than some great movies.
Great review.
Reply to this
Great blog post. It’s useful information.
Reply to this
Great post, I look forward to reading more.
Reply to this
Hi,
Thanks heaps to the author!
Reply to this
Great post
Reply to this
Very interesting idea
Reply to this
I feel a lot more people need to read this, very good info!
Reply to this
Great post, I look forward to reading more.
Reply to this
Useful information like this one must be kept and maintained so I will put this one on my bookmark list! Thanks for this wonderful post and hoping to post more of this!Admiring the time and effort you put into your blog and detailed information you offer! I didn't know that!
Reply to this
A very important topic was discussed in your blog. I like to read posts that can not leave me indifferent to what happens. Thank you for your participation in informing us via your wonderful blogs!
Reply to this
A very important topic was discussed in your blog. I like to read posts that can not leave me indifferent to what happens. Thank you for your participation in informing us via your wonderful blogs!
Reply to this
I have never seen the blog so exclusive and with such a great content. I think it will earn thousands for you in the future.
Reply to this
Simply wanted to express my gratitude to everybody who has anything to do with the creation of this resource. I wish I could find such informative sites more often. I regularly spend much time on lust looking for some worthy sites when I can find something to read. Your site is surely one of them. I wish you further success.
Reply to this
Great work buddy, keep it u
Reply to this
Top post. I look forward to reading more. Cheers
Reply to this
Hope you’ll get more post when I visit your blog next time.
Reply to this
Very nice looking post, great job!
Reply to this
Thanks for your review, Lucky. I am happy to work with you. Chaps, pms sent.
Reply to this
I finally saw this one all the way through. DAMN funny movie: bad acting, bad continuity and all in the right ways! I love that ending and especially the cheesy video game style soundtrack! It's too bad Laura Gemser didn't actually appear in it, though.
Reply to this
What an amazing list! I'm trying out the finetune right now
Reply to this
Thanks for sharing this post. This is a very helpful and informative material. Good post and keep it up. Websites are always helpful in one way or the other, that’s cool stuff, anyways, a good way to get started to renovate your dreams into the world of reality.
Reply to this