KUNG TAI TED: "Ninja Death I"
In this epic, 3 Part episode, Kung Tai Ted breaks down signature moves
from the Ninja Death Trilogy, all while fending off the on going
threats of his arch nemesis Master Kempo Dojo (Ed Glaser).
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Un Chee! Indeed! What is Kung Tai Ted going to do now? If Master Dojo tries to sneak up on you, remember the "hand as a mirror trick"! Awesome video as always Brad. Anything that Ed Glaser is in is equally hilarious.
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This could be the most epic thing ever!
I only hope we get a true 80's-style training montage as Kung Tai Ted prepares to battle his evil nemesis.
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Finally, the stage is set for a battle of epic proportions!
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The video quality isn't so great, but has Brad shaved?
And you gotta love the random profanity that these crummy dubbed kung fu movies have.
"Who did this, motherfuckers!?!"
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Excellent work! The nemesis idea is a good one, as it fleshes out Ted and his "universe" a bit. Can't wait to see how this plays out!
Perhaps a Kung Tai Ted/Snob crossover?
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And I was kind of hoping Chester A. Bum would end up being Ted's nemesis, ah well. Funny as always and very nice to see Mr. Glaser in action.
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Great episode as always, I love this bit!
Ed Glaser, hurray, he always brings his A game to these projects, can't wait to see more.
Good to see you working with some of the other talent from TGWTG. Would love to see you in a video with Spoony or NC.
And learn how to tie your Karata Belt thing, whatever it is called...lol, it looks like you have it stapled together or something?
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Master Kempo Dojo returns! This heralds a dark age where Boy Bands roam the earth once more and passing ruffians claim to be Pierre Kirby at will! Seriously though, this was great, and I always like seeing Dark Maze make an appearance. Now if only we could combine the awesome of Stoned Gremlin and X-Strike Studios we would be barely able to contain it!
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Master Kempo Dojo returns! This heralds a dark age where Boy Bands roam the earth once more and passing ruffians claim to be Pierre Kirby at will! Seriously though, this was great, and I always like seeing Dark Maze make an appearance. Now if only we could combine the awesome of Stoned Gremlin and X-Strike Studios we would be barely able to contain it! This is Shadowdancer21b by the way.
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Angel Fist footage on the opening! The Snob or Kung Tai Ted should do something from that movie! Or the Chinese Popeye one for that matter.
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KILL HIM KUNG TAI TED!!! KILL HIM!!!
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"Enough of your Bible quotes!"
CS, I always preferred your non-beard look. It makes you look very creepy and much more snobish.
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The bed kinda works like a fungus; It dissolves and then absorbs it's food.
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Death Ted: The Ted That Eats...?
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Epic fight waiting to happen
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Where is the title song from?
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I wonder how Kung Tai Ted and Kempo Joe can see each other? If this question is not resovled I refuse to find subsequent videos entertaining.
Really good bit with the CNorris quotes and the video itself.
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I keep meaning to ask this...
What is the opening and closing music o the Kung Tai Ted videos?
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It's the theme to the short lived but awesome 80s TV series "The Master," starring Lee Van Cleef and Timothy Van Patten.
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I don't know. But it IS awesome.
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"The Matt Foley Method" I finally got that joke upon my second viewing...while living in a van down by the river.
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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
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I hope Kung TT (sounds like an Asian rap name) can make it to Brad and Jillian's wedding!
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Thanks for sharing video looks good steps are fine footworks are good all make it perfect to share.
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Oh no! How will Judo Ed get out of this one!?
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heeeey a crossover, neato!
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Brad Jones reviewing a trilogy of Z-grade martial arts movies while doing kung fu in his background with fucking Ed Glaser?
Pure. Epic. WIN.
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i will vist time to time...
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the Ninja Death movies because there is basically no conclusion at all to the first one. I knew there were three movies in the series and but I thought the second and third ones would be sequels and not continuations. Thus having watched Ninja Death without recourse to Ninja Death 2 and 3 I feel just a little bit silly. The final scene of this movie just makes things more confusing than they already were.
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