KUNG TAI TED: "Ninja Death II"
Kung Tai Ted takes a look at the more romantic side of "Ninja Death" series. Meanwhile, Master Kempo Dojo (Ed Glaser) lurks in the shadows, waiting for attack!
The Cinema Snob: KUNG TAI TED: "Ninja Death II"
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Yes woman rape is OK if the woman doing the raping is a hot Japanese Geisha that wants to give you a bath under a steaming waterfall.
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That was hilarious.
And for Master Kempo Dojo... watch out because Kung Tai Ted will eff you up, son!
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Now you even had me laughing at the credits!
Can you believe there´s a "Meesa Horny" at MySpace? Because there IS! oO"
Can´t wait for the showdown with Master Kempo Dojo.
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LMAO at "Tiger." LMAO x 2 at Jillian's cameo!
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She looks like an asian Joan Cusack.
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Was anyone else thinking 'Benny Hill Theme' when Jillian was chasing Brad?
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Damn those anal eels.
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Turns out that all the Ninja Death movies are in public domain... so how about a Public Domain Theater triple feature?
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Superb!
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Lol greate stuff, anybody know what the theme tune to Kung Tai Ted is??
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Oh gah, that was extremely funny!
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that montage song reminded me of Wonderful Wonderful by Johnny Mathis, which gave me daymares...
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I can't hear that song without thinking of Snoop Dogg.
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I have never heard of that version of "Takeoishi" before. I've only heard the solo version. Also, I'm so excited about the showdown. I too, never get away with the "I'm Chinese" excuse.
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Hey, I was curious. That sound clip of some yelling japanese girl when you're being chased. What is that from? It sounds familiar, but I can't place it.
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Sounds like Misa from Death Note to me.Only anime i love.
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Jillian got it from her Anime collection. It's from something called .hack Legend of the Twilight.
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Ah, I see. Thanks, man!
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does being wrong about that make me ignorant or just racist?
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Racist. Even if Japan isn't your first language, your second language, or any other language, you should still be able to pick up on all the accents and idiosyncrasies of every single anime performer. Thinking that people who use a language you do not fully understand sound similar... that's just sickening.
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Cool. U know that was a joke,right?
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I think he was joking as well.
That, or he is a hardcore fan of japanese voice actors.
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Ha ha ha. Kung Tie Ted will need to come up with some new moves to defend himself from horny japanese ladies in the future.
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Brilliant. It's just the deadpan way Ted says lines like:
"He may try to rip your heart out to please Kali-Ma"
That has me laughing hysterically.
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funny how the ed glaser part contrasts in quality. I'd still prefer brads camera any day, though.
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Ok, I may be wrong here or it might have been a joke but you said "japanese ninja" ninjas are chinese. The more you know. (makes a rainbow)
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Ninja are Japanese. Always have been, always will be.
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this is what I found. Ninja were Japanese. BUT the art of Ninjutsu goes way back in history and much of the technique came from China. Many people seem to think that the Ninja sword techniques are the same as those used by the samurai. That is not true. The sword techniques done by the ninja are much different having come from Chinese sword techniques rather than Japanese. All that one handed "figure eight" spinning of the sword is not from Samurai sword styles.
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Considering how much of Japanese culture is influenced/derived from China, you're starting down a road with no end here.
But there's no need to prove that ninjas are Japanese in order to vindicate Ted because, in Ninja Death, the ninjas are Japanese, fresh from Japan. In fact the entire action of the movie is driven by the Ninjas being freaked out at having Chinese orphans trained as ninjas. They hate it because it should be Japan exclusive. Tiger even refuses at first to be trained as a ninja *because* he is Chinese. So Ted is correct to refer to ninjas as Japanese, because in the movie that's exactly true.
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