KUNG TAI TED: "Ninja Death II"
Kung Tai Ted takes a look at the more romantic side of "Ninja Death" series. Meanwhile, Master Kempo Dojo (Ed Glaser) lurks in the shadows, waiting for attack!
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Yes woman rape is OK if the woman doing the raping is a hot Japanese Geisha that wants to give you a bath under a steaming waterfall.
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Yes what he says about women was right and will said...........
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That was hilarious.
And for Master Kempo Dojo... watch out because Kung Tai Ted will eff you up, son!
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I really liked the movie man awesome.
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Now you even had me laughing at the credits!
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Can´t wait for the showdown with Master Kempo Dojo.
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LMAO at "Tiger." LMAO x 2 at Jillian's cameo!
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Amazing to watch lol..
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She looks like an asian Joan Cusack.
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Was anyone else thinking 'Benny Hill Theme' when Jillian was chasing Brad?
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Turns out that all the Ninja Death movies are in public domain... so how about a Public Domain Theater triple feature?
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Lol greate stuff, anybody know what the theme tune to Kung Tai Ted is??
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Oh gah, that was extremely funny!
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that montage song reminded me of Wonderful Wonderful by Johnny Mathis, which gave me daymares...
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I can't hear that song without thinking of Snoop Dogg.
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I have never heard of that version of "Takeoishi" before. I've only heard the solo version. Also, I'm so excited about the showdown. I too, never get away with the "I'm Chinese" excuse.
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Hey, I was curious. That sound clip of some yelling japanese girl when you're being chased. What is that from? It sounds familiar, but I can't place it.
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Sounds like Misa from Death Note to me.Only anime i love.
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Jillian got it from her Anime collection. It's from something called .hack Legend of the Twilight.
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Ah, I see. Thanks, man!
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does being wrong about that make me ignorant or just racist?
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Racist. Even if Japan isn't your first language, your second language, or any other language, you should still be able to pick up on all the accents and idiosyncrasies of every single anime performer. Thinking that people who use a language you do not fully understand sound similar... that's just sickening.
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Cool. U know that was a joke,right?
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I think he was joking as well.
That, or he is a hardcore fan of japanese voice actors.
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Ha ha ha. Kung Tie Ted will need to come up with some new moves to defend himself from horny japanese ladies in the future.
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Brilliant. It's just the deadpan way Ted says lines like:
"He may try to rip your heart out to please Kali-Ma"
That has me laughing hysterically.
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funny how the ed glaser part contrasts in quality. I'd still prefer brads camera any day, though.
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Ok, I may be wrong here or it might have been a joke but you said "japanese ninja" ninjas are chinese. The more you know. (makes a rainbow)
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Ninja are Japanese. Always have been, always will be.
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this is what I found. Ninja were Japanese. BUT the art of Ninjutsu goes way back in history and much of the technique came from China. Many people seem to think that the Ninja sword techniques are the same as those used by the samurai. That is not true. The sword techniques done by the ninja are much different having come from Chinese sword techniques rather than Japanese. All that one handed "figure eight" spinning of the sword is not from Samurai sword styles.
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Considering how much of Japanese culture is influenced/derived from China, you're starting down a road with no end here.
But there's no need to prove that ninjas are Japanese in order to vindicate Ted because, in Ninja Death, the ninjas are Japanese, fresh from Japan. In fact the entire action of the movie is driven by the Ninjas being freaked out at having Chinese orphans trained as ninjas. They hate it because it should be Japan exclusive. Tiger even refuses at first to be trained as a ninja *because* he is Chinese. So Ted is correct to refer to ninjas as Japanese, because in the movie that's exactly true.
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I wonder if Ted can help me find a movie I have been looking for that I remember seeing as a little girl.
There was a girl with one arm. I think she had a twin or a sister? This may have been the same film or different I remember this line "Your mother was a pig.and your father was dog. thats why your so ugly." And she threw an egg in a guys mouth.
We watched a lot of kung fu movies as kids so they could all be morphing into one.
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I think he was joking as well.That, or he is a hardcore fan of japanese voice actors.
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hehee that sound cool dude u are the imagination fellow...
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Brilliant I will be practicng my voice over all day now.
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Totally cool, really made me laugh out loud.
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This was really a great stuff...
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I have never heard of that version of "Takeoishi" before. I've only heard the solo version. Also, I'm so excited about the showdown. I too, never get away with the "I'm Chinese" excuse.
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What is the name of the song that played during the montage???
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never mind!!! Found it!!!
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