The Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
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How do you solve a problem like Maria? You screw her brains out and kill her.
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hmmm i'm going to have to solve that problem of how to keep a light inside the tomb when its sealed off
and holy crap political jab by the snob?! a first and pretty damn good at that
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The intro tune is f*cking awesome!
Farting in the holy water? Sign me up!
Thanks snob for bringing us another review. You just saved me a lot of time
Your website should have the catchphrase: "I watch crap shit so you don't have to"
Well I am off to watch Battlefield Earth, and thanks again for the review
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Good episode. Isnt this early tho?
Isn't valentines day tomorrow =P
You probably know that, Im just playin.
Seriously, though, always good to see a new episode.
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"Abbess" - a woman who is the superior of a convent of nuns. "Abscess" (what you said) - a localized collection of pus in the tissues of the body, often accompanied by swelling and inflammation and frequently caused by bacteria. Just sayin...
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In this movie, that's close enough.
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It's already 4 hours into Valentines day
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Was that writing on your hand joke a poke at Sarah Palin? Seems she had to write buzz words on her hand to remember them, hehe.
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heh, i might be a desperately lonely basement dweller but at least i can stalk Brad!
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Whoa, you mentioned The Devils. Only the coolest movie of all time.
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Umm, Abbess isn't Abcess Brad. big difference in the terms. Otherwise this is a funny review. An Abbess is the female head of an abbey, the female version of an abbot, and an abcess is an infection in the gums.
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Again, beaten to the punch. I guess being a level 3 Pedantic Jerk just isn't enough. I need to level up to keep up with the other fans.
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I know =) My mistake. I took it as the movie pronounced it.
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i thought the lead guy (forgot his name) looked like either trey parker (south park) or the actor that played hamlet in that god-awful episode of mst3k.
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@Shadow:
Actually; the Snob has made several political jabs in the past. They are rare but when they show up they are funny (albeit I am often at the alternate side of the political spectrum).
Liked this review. You teared this movie a new one. The re-title works a lot better than you would think since no excommunications actually take place in the plot.
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Yeah I tend to stay away from political humor for the most part, but whenever I throw them in there, I try to make them light enough so anyone, no matter which side they're on, can laugh at it.
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I personally loved the jab at Pahlin. She deserves it and the whole writing on the hand joke is going to be arouind for a while. Its going to be like Dan Quale and the potato spelling deal.
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One can only hope that the cakling witch and the Caruso moment become internet memes. Great review!
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You should have done erotic nights of the living dead for valentines day. But this was freaking hilarious
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I find it amusing how you say abscess rather than abbess. Seems to be more fitting to the movie. P.S. love the jab at Palin.
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I don't know about you but this movie made me want to watch The Name of the Rose with Sean Connery. Also put an apple on the bed before you got to sleep, to be sure it's not hungry.
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I think ive seen this movie, I recognized the music sounding like the heart song (which is one of my favourite songs ever) and my friend who watched it with me said he recognized it, although I think we saw it under a different title.
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Wow, I really didn't expect that awesome scream. Brad Jones FTW
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God, imagine if Black Narcissus was a nunsploitation flick! All its critical acclaim would never exist!
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A boring movie featuring the unsexiest women on earth? Yep, that's a fitting Valentines Day flick for today.
As I type this, the snow is falling here in St Charles. Its cold, bleak, desolate and, I've never noticed this before, but the apartment block I live in really resembles a Soviet era gulag. All that is missing are guard towers and razor wire fences. Today, I plan on just eating reheated leftovers and watching war movies. God, I hate Valentine's Day. St Patrick's Day can't get here soon enough. Now there's a saints day I can get into. Drink, fight, have a good laugh, and drink some more. St Pat understood what guys like.
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I pretty much agree that nunsploitation is boring...(to illustrate that, I've actually seen this movie; but none of the scenes in your review rang any bells!)...but Joe D'Amato's Images in a Convent is a good film. If you like seeing lots of hot naked women masturbating. And who doesnt?
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Brad, can you please review a Todd Sheets movie someday?
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Awesome Nickname dude! All hail Black Devil Doll!
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You deserve nothing but praise for mentioning "The Devils". Incredible film, and one everyone should check out (if you have the stomach for it).
Great review as always... it's funny that for a subsection of exploitation films entitled 'nusnploitation', you'd expect the movies to be at least slightly outrageous and offensive.
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Where you calling the abbess abscess because the movie made you feel like you had a pus-infested infection under your skin, or was it an honest mistake? Cause either way, it's DAMN funny.
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Great as usual! Oddly enough, I couldn't help but think that Vincent Price would have been right at home in this film.
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will you do an Irish themed movie for St Patricks day? And will you please take my request to review Chaos. The special features are HILLARIOUS.
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Maybe one of the Leprechaun movies! Sounds fitting though!
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I hate "Chaos". Nothing but a blatant rip-off of "Last House on the Left". Wes Craven really needs to sue those guys.
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ahhh love is in the air.
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Heh... you want dull, then review Lucio Fulci's Demonia.
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I've seen that on, and you're right. Not even a guy getting ripped in half by trees could save that movie.
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Holy crap, that dingy bum lady character's voice is hilarious! Please tell me she's in more of the movie!
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Sadly no. I pretty much showed all of her scenes.
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The Inquisitor looks, amazingly, more like Vic Tayback!
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here is a movie I'd like a review on, please. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvNLlwkwP64. Keep up the great work!
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I will say this Brad, of all the critics on the entire internet, you're videos have the best soundtracks.
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I love nunsploitation and I love trash! This is the film for me man! Great site Brad, good to see you.
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Why didn’t I find this post earlier? Keep up the good work!
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Thanks for sharing your thought. Wish you good luck for your future endeavors.
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All alone this Valentine's Day? Spend it with The Cinema Snob! It's cheaper than buying a hooker.
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Sounds like a romantic gift
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Surprised you didn't name Black Narcissus.
Quite a pose. I almost expect to hear "A Hard Day's Night" after that chord.
The abscess? It's abbess! Are you saying she's filled with pus?
And the positive use of the word "anymore."
I had said earlier that you did not mention The Devils. But then you did.
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Talk about bad habits...
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