Death Nurse 2
More stock footage! More shot on shitteo! And more amazing tea drinking action!
The Cinema Snob looks at Nick Phillips' "Death Nurse 2."
Relive The Snob's review for the first "Death Nurse" film here.
The Cinema Snob looks at Nick Phillips' "Death Nurse 2."
Relive The Snob's review for the first "Death Nurse" film here.
You always gotta love a visit from Crazy Fat Ethel. Keep up the good work Brad.
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Good shit Snob! I think Crazy Fat Ethel 2 and Death Nurse are amongst my fave snob reviews, and this new installment is right up there.
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Brad if you ever get the chance you should start selling a box set called "The Shot On Shitteo Series" containing Crazy Fat Ethel 1 & 2, Death Nurse 1 & 2, Black Devil Doll, and Woodchipper Massacre.
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Awesome review...but did you HAVE to reuse the 80 year old sideboob? I mean, really.
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4:25-4:37 Sergio Leone is turning in his grave. If I had to choose between death and watching either "Death Nurse" films... I would choose death. These things are just cancer to the eyes.
Tony Montana: "YOU DIE MUDDAFUCKA!!! Classic.
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Crazy Fat Ethel was in a porno?! A weird obscure porno?! Don't you run away from the camera chanting "no no no", get back on that chair and review it!
In all seriousness, awesome review as usual. I seriously want to know who released these shitteo's thinking they were watchable.
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I'm not gonna lie: the thought crossed my mind too, but I couldn't wish that on Brad.
Imagine it: "Priscilla Alden" and "porno" mentioned in the same sentence. And not just any porno, but a 70's-era porno: where the porn stars were nasty, hairy, greasy, flabby...oh god, I'm tasting bile.
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It would be rather cruel to expect him to sit through that, wouldn't it? It would be disgusting seeing Priscilla doing.... stuff.... oh God. Now I'm feeling queasy.
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Great review once again about an unfortunate trip down Memory Lane. The reviews keep getting funnier and funnier.
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I for one implore you, DO NOT review a porno starring Priscilla Alden! I may never stop throwing up!
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i dont think she stars in it (or at least i hope not.) I think she just pops up says a few lines and leaves.
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I couldn't stop laughing at this. The fact that this director continued to use the same actors and stock footage from previous films for newer films is so sad. But at least it rewarded us with this very funny review. Damn that Crazy Fat Ethel...
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He's not the only one: Tony Cardoza was in all of Coleman Francis' three films, but other actors like Frederic Downs and Harold Saunders appeared in two....However the real over-used element in the Francis movies have to be the deserts and industrial areas of inland California. Yes it looks like he shot the films out in Arizona/New Mexico, but really that's how the outskirts of Van Nuys and Hemet (where L. Ron Hubbard hid from the Feds in the `70s) looked back in 1963-65; underpopulated, weedy, sunblasted, full of automobile graveyards, dirt airstrips, and semi-abandoned horse ranches. He had an eye for hellholes, and that fit the "world going to sh*t" vibe his movies give off, but I think there were just too many ugly locations.
Brad I'm going to make a wild guess that Nick Phillips* had a contract to make two films for a direct to video company, so he shot both "Death Nurse" films in a month, sent the first film in to the DTV distributor a month later, then hung on the the other one for six months so that the DTV company and the rental audience would forget about the plot to "Death Nurse" so that "Death Nurse 2" could be foisted on them. Or he sent them both stinkburgers right away and they held off releasing "DN 2" for a year; there is nothing in either movie that suggests that they were made months apart.
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*Phillips is really Nick Millard, a director with over 18 pseudonyms who has been cranking out Z-grade trash since 1963 with a ten year break after making ".357 Magnum" in 1977. From what I can tell he has occasionally cranked out half-finished films, and most of his movies are made on a shoestring. So he's the nudie/crap action/horror version of Larry Buchanan, just as Buchanan was the Texas knockoff of Bert I. Gordon.
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Oh joy you finally reviewed Death Nurse II AKA Criminally Insane 4 and damn it was horrible. Well at least I think by reviewing this one the the previous 2 I've also seen almost all of Criminally Insane 1.
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That nurse is a man...
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HA HA HA OH GOD YES!
Thank you for reviewing this turd. It made my day.
And by the way, Scream Blacula Scream is awesome
Now what would be a good name for the fictional Snob brother? Chad? Bart?
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I actually have an old VHS camera in my basement, not sure if it still works though.
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I need to go check if it works, then I can fulfill my life long dream of making "Death Nurse Vs. Black Devil Doll From Hell".
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Make this!!!
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Priscilla Alden is teh sexy!
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Surprise Twin totally worked for me in The Prestige. But generally you're probably right.
Your twin brother might be up to review the porn video. He seems to be more hardcore considering his skull goblet.
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I love that swishing sound effect that you hear in the parking lot in this movie. It sounds like someone going into hyper space in the video game Defender.
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YOU DIE MOTHER FUCKER! *bang*
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Funny review =D. I was waiting for the conclusion to this four-part series mess.
I guess the actress really liked playing the roll of a crazed fat woman working in a medical institution enough to play the same role 3.5 times.
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After all these fucking movies... How are you still alive?
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EPIC TEA-MAKING!!!
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Yay finally got the see the ending of this movie through this review. lol. Have to admit is better then Death Nurse 1 and I do think Priscilla Alden is fun actress, to bad she never got any semi-good roles. Also if you wanna make these reviews a quadruplet find Turn of the Screw... I don't remember what alias Nick Millard (Philips) uses, if any in that movie.
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what the hell is that one guy saying in the last clip before the nurse says 'shut up' ?
I still cannot believe that there is this much ineptitude in filmmaking.
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'Tis hard to swallow... though it's not so much the ineptitude of filmaking so much as that such fell-from-the-back-end-of-a-sick-dog shlock such as this gets DISTRUBUTED!!! ...but then, I'm still coping with the fact that for eight years the most powerful man on earth waved "hi" to Stevie Wonder and claimed "Mexican" was a language, so maybe stuff like this flying around isn't so surprising after all (Christ, Dubya could make better movies in his sleep!)
Truth is stranger than fiction, and often more ridulous...
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lol, Im glad you reviewed this........Was always wondering how bad it was.
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Maybe these are supposed to be make out films. You're not supposed to watch them, they're just excuses to do what comes naturally at the drive in. This fails, because all that's accomplished here is the audience atuomatically grabs the opportunity to practice their best WTF expressions.
And now I have plenty of time to do that, too. After hearing "porn" assiociated with "Crazy Fat Ethel", I will never have sex again.
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I actually still have on of those cameras. It's from 1989. You have to plug it into the wall to get it to run.
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Hey, I have one like that, too! Big bulky black thing. I love it for nostalgia. Now where did I put it... It's around here somewhere, I just haven't used it in years.
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The sad thing is I have a camera that is only ten years old, but because of the changes in computers and death of the fire wire, is now barely usable.
Come on steady employment!
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Brad - I'm sure this is an often asked question. Is there a PO Box, or discreet mailing address where a 100% donated sub-par film can be sent for your consideration?
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I can't even remember Death Nurse 1!!!
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Well, looks likes someone was good in a past life...
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My non-existent twin brother and I found this highly amusing!
I too have an old VHS camera (S-VHS at that!) but sadly the batteries are completely dead and now it only works off the plug.
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Tein pienen huomion imdb ssä. Death Nurse 2 on merkattu olevan jatko-osa Criminally Insane. Tämä on häiritsevää.
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The Tony Cardoza/Sam Kinison analogy was absolutely brilliant.
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Definitely better that DN1.I was suprised that the bum survived after being stabbed several times. You should review 357Magnum
next, looks horrid. P.S. that sound in the background is the camera screwing up. Plus the knives are cardboard covered in tin foil(look closely)P.P.S Great Review! HAHA
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Brad, how do you survive on these Piece Of SHIT movies?!!
Though I will admit that Grandma eyecandy line cracked me up...Then pissed me off.
If I want grandma eye-candy of any kind, I'll stick with the main character's grandma from Persepolis!!
Seriously- Brad, how do you ever survive on these Piece Of SHIT movies! Especially something this unfinished and hastily spliced together like some 5 year-old's YT vid!!!
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Didn't someone else use that logic about the rats? I seem to remember another cult film where a sleazy character uses sick cats and rats against eachother to his benefit. Fuck. What movie is that?! Maniac?
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Does anyone where i can buy both death nurse 1, 2?
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This was certainly a strange and silly movie. I still like the originality behind the bed, but for a movie as strange as this, the DVD extras and commentaries felt underwhelming.
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it was a strange movie,i dont want to watch it again,i felt that it was very strange and weired ,didnt give me a good feeling
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it was a strange movie,i dont want to watch it again,i felt that it was very strange and weired ,didnt give me a good f
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what kind of ice cream is that in the beginning.I never seen a ice cream carton like that before???
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Wow, that had to have been the angriest ice-cream eating I've ever seen. Probably on account of the prospect of suffering through another Death Nurse movie? This basically supports my "Nick Millard has only one movie that he keeps making over and over" theory.
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Pricilla's last movie was another shitty looking Nick Phillips movie, "The Turn of A Screw". I hope there were no random Criminally Insane clips in that. And I'm surprised as hell that he didn't get hsi goddamn dad to make an apperance in one or both of the Death Nurse movies. Yeah, his mom played Faith Chandler...and the other twin...and Nick himself was one of the TB paitents from the first. Goddamnit >_<
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Priscilla Alden was also Schwarzenegger's tourist disguise (the one with the exploding head) in Total Recall.
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This is the first time I've seen any footage of this flick. I can't believe they actually had a scene of the nurse making tea.
Stop it! I'm going to have a heart attack! It's too crazy!
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