Troll 3, Part 1
The Cinema Snob chops down some killer trees and "Troll 3." Where's Michael Palin in a lumberjack costume when you need him?
Also, thank you very much to Mr Gabe Kelly for the box of DVD's and VHS's! I'm sorry I don't know your email address, but you rock!
Also, thank you very much to Mr Gabe Kelly for the box of DVD's and VHS's! I'm sorry I don't know your email address, but you rock!
Awesome review!
can't wait for the review for the other "Troll 3"
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Also it seems like this one tried to be the most disturbing of them all but as you show the way they executed the subjects ensures hilarity. Can't wait to see more of you guys talking about how many other recycled scenes are in the next movie and if you resist to do anymore.
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Loved the crossover at the end, haha!
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BTW, who has been drawing these new title card pictures?
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Try reading the credits.
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Excellent video, Brad. One of the best in a while.
And extra points for name-dropping the Estevez/Sheen masterpiece MEN AT WORK.
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Dare....dare I dream of a Big Box/Brad Jones crossover? I daren't even hope for a Big Box/Brad Jones/Cinema Snob super crossover.
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Wow for a while there I forgot the alternate title of this movie is Troll 3
Another extremely entertaining review Brad, your videos never get old.
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That was one of the most hilarious reviews in awhile. The crossover ending was genius.
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Well, the standard 3 troll movies do have one thing in common: they all revolve around ...plants.
Yeah, really not seeing the connection with trolls either.
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Considering Michael E-bay is making a unnecessary Robert Englund-less remake of Nightmare on elm street, you ought to review "Mahakaal The Monster"
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I don't have a copy of that one, I'll have to check it out!
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Some more info here: http://www.freddyinspace.com/2009/07/mahakaal-bollywoods-mullet-haired.html Worth a watch. And as that wasn't enough, there is also a Bollywood Evil Dead rip-off out there
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It's available here in the States from Mondo Macabro. As I recall, it's pretty great.
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Excellent replies of all comments are posted here
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We should not encourage the Michael E-bay to do so....
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Dear Cinema Snob,
I regret to inform you: There is a sequel to Turkish Star Wars called "Son of the Man Who Saves the World."
Ha ha ha!
Signed, jmatthews@mondo.com
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Isn't CREEPERS a very misleading title? Wasn't Argentos PHENOMENA already titled like that? I bet TROLL 3 would have been much better if it had Jennifer Connelly in it.
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Yes, Phenomena was retitled as Creepers. And I don't think even Jennifer Connelly could save this train wreck.
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shocking ending! You have just fucked my mind!
Awesome review, the snob vids are just getting better and better
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Great review and "Oh My Gooooooood" there is another Troll 3. Oh and Brian's cameo was awesome.
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OK Brad.. Fuckin' hilarious! "AAAAAGH!"
/ Greetings from Sweden
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That was some fucking sinister music there in the end credits. Apparently the real twist ending is that after I closed the laptop and it cuts to black, you fucking KILL ME?! All that was missing was a card saying "And now the true nightmare begins."
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That reminds me...are you going to do The Toxic Avenger sequals? The only good thing they had to offer was Sargeant Kabukiman.
A missed oppertunity to insert a Mandark laugh. (Dexter's Laboratory).
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great review and awesome ending, i rofled when you were suddenly at the bar and brian was writing on his laptop
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that was one of the funnest one yet And at the end I thought it was going to be phelous but brain at the bars booth and brad siting there was even better grate job
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Another brilliant review!
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Keep blogging
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Love the Coily reference. I don't think MSTie even needed to riff that short, it's comedy gold on its own.
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ssssssssssssssssssssssssequel! So perfect, that is a movie that needs to be made NOW!
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Ator the Invincible? I thought they only made Ator the Fighting Eagle and Cave Dwellers. Wow. This movie has some odd continuity problems.
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Anyone else notice "Jet" by Wings playing in the bar?
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ha ha loved the ending
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Sorry to mimick the majority of comments here but I agree that was a great cross over- twist ending there. Well done, this is one of your best episodes.
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Odd. No mocking of the usage of toy trucks for the bulldozing scene?
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Bulldozers. That's how The Happening should have ended.
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Thanks for the info
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The ending of this one was freakin hilarious.
The tree roots in this film reminded me of the ... monster? ... in the film "Living Hell" aka "Organizm"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479201/
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I was thinking about the killer tree roots in the "Evil Dead" movies, but to each his own...
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Best ending ever! That was fucken funny.
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great, great, great review! one of the best. i beleive that Quest For The Mighty Sword is a conan the barbarian rip-off but i could be wrong.
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Hey. Phelous did this already, but thanks for trying
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Yeah! Don't you know that Phelous is the only person in the world who has ever reviewed "Troll 3"? How dare you review the same movie another critic has reviewed!
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PHELOUS is SHIT ! Brad is the Cinema Snob who is the king. Fuck Phelous that canadian fucktard isnt funny at all...he tries too fucking hard. Plus I bet he doesnt have a hottie "doing HIS camerawork".....
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Tourettes? Aww, poor snookums.
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Now Snob, I know you know that goblins first cousin is the orc...
I have actually seen the other Troll 3 on tv. One item of note is that it recycles the costumes from Troll 2. It's also awful. Really, really awful. I look forward to your upcoming dissection of it!
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I hate the Sheriff in "Creepers" because he looks a lot like L. Ron Hubbard (founder of Scientology), and if it's one thing we don't need, it's nincompoop lawmen who look like the guy who wrote "Battlefield Earth!" At least the two deputies in "Manos" try to halfass an investigation of the shots they hear in the dark - this douchebag won't go out and pick up a corpse in the woods because "it's dead...it ain't going nowhere." Ever heard of "scavangers", L. Ron? How about "evidence degradation", Ronnie? I think he got elected because he gave everbody in town a beer, and every time he screws up, the townies get more beer.
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One quick note on fad, redneck sheriffs: my hometown had Bubba 'The Love Sponge' running for the job. He didn't win.
As for 'Mahakaal: The Monster,' I actually reviewed it on my site...in boring, text format. If you can get your hands on it, it will make a great review. I can't say much without spoiling it though.
In regards to 'Ator,' there are four films. One of them is not made by Joe D'Amato and is supposed to be good.
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Who cares for Ator if Miles O'Keeffe isn't playing Ator ;P
Still, have to watch that fourth one....
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You know Snob, I don't mean to sound pretentious, but your directing has gotten a lot better. Your earlier stuff were pretty much normal(albeit good) video reviews. But you've shown your talent in your more recent vids(like your spoof of "The Shining").
The style and comic timing are some of the best I've seen(loved the ending here). Watching your reviews has become like experiencing new genres and styles of filmmaking. It's really cool, and really rare for video reviewers to pull it off(to date, I've only seen AVGN, Movie Preview Critc, Spoonyone and you pull it off).
I'm beginning to suspect that you may have become a 4 star reviewer. Can't wait to see the next "Troll 3".
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Shit... at the end of 'Death Bed' when you mentioned 'another non-troll troll sequel' I thought you were kidding. Does this mean we're going to get creepazoids and cannibal confederates in the near future, too?
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I sat through "Curse of the Cannibal Confederates"...the Snob's head would explode from the sheer annoyance that movie creates!
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Great review as always. I think that I like Phelous's review a little better though. His review is absolutely hysterical.
"Ha ha ha. I'm in acting overdrive!!!"
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Add a reference to the Bruno Mattei show and crossing-over with it made me happy and delighted. It immediately shifted a dimension of the site for me in the best way. That was awesome. Keep on intertwin' my friend.
Great review. I was a little surprised that wasn't at least a serviceable callback to Evil Dead in regards to the trees, though.
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LOL great review as usual
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You know what I hate? When movies (and movie clips) shatter my willing suspension of disbelief. I can normally accept mutations thanks to radioactive materials in movies, but something about someone falling into a pool of uranium bothered me.
I looked up uranium and found out why: the melting point of uranium is 1,132 C. Again, I can normally accept radioactive shit in movies, but that's just too much of a stretch for me. She should have burst into flames or melted, dammit!
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Snob, this is first-grade bathtop hootch FRIED in gold.
Shmuck out.
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I really wanna see you review this "EVIL DEAD 4".
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Great review. But you totally should have mentioned the amazing, pointless miniatures in this movie... yes, I've sat through this one as well. Twice! It's fucking godawful.
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The Cinema Snob chops down some killer trees and "Troll 3." Where's Michael Palin in a lumberjack costume when you need him?
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Also, my Dad's Chihuahua "Maiyu" has several nicknames including: Goober, Micromutt, and Gooberton Esquire Puppadoo.
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This is quite possibly one of the worst movies of the modern era, and it's just a darned shame that MST 3000 never got hold of it.That said, this is a FANTASTIC party flick. Slap it in the VCR and settle in for a couple hours of mockery and hooting. The movie closes with what is quite possibly one of the worst miniature sequences EVER done. It's beyond painful.
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oh man this is so horrifying,what is exactly happening in the video can anyone tell me please, i am a bit confused
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that canadian fucktard isnt funny at all...he tries too fucking hard. Plus I bet he doesnt have a hottie "doing HIS camerawork".....
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Just about finished going through all of your videos, as I'm a recent addict brought to your fold by TGWTG. And watching this review, I had to laugh hysterically at one part.
"G-degrees. Do you now what that measures?" "It measures nuclear radioactivity!" "That's damn right, kid!"
HAHAHAHA! What can I say? I work in the nuclear field. This is the biggest line of BS ever. Though... accuracy can't be expected at all from this kind of film, I suppose (even if it's filmed by a crew from a country that's entirely powered by the damned stuff).
I've found you to be the best reviewer I've seen on the internet. I would insert a campy 'keep up the good work,' but the redundancy of that statement in your commentary pages probably would just bore you.
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Ator the Invincible? I thought they only made Ator the Fighting Eagle and Cave Dwellers. Wow. This movie has some odd continuity problems.
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That was some fucking sinister music there in the end credits. Apparently the real twist ending is that after I closed the laptop and it cuts to black, you fucking KILL ME?! All that was missing was a card saying "And now the true nightmare begins."
Thanks
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I have actually seen the other Troll 3 on tv. One item of note is that it recycles the costumes from Troll 2. It's also awful. Really, really awful. I look forward to your upcoming dissection of it!
Thanks..
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Such engaging character dialogue deserves the academy award this movie never recieved. We then reach a gas station, where the bus driver runs toward the washroom. Girl 1 gets off the bus, we're not quite sure why, but the bus driver comes back and takes off without her.
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I am trieing to be the most disturbing of them all but as you show the way they executed the subjects ensures hilarity. Can't wait to see more of you guys talking about how many other recycled scenes are in the next movie and if you resist to do any more..Thanks..
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The film was directed (!) by trash director Joe D'Amato, famous for the Black Emanuelle movies with wife Laura Gemser and other eurotrash like Porno Holocaust, Orgasmo Nero
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Rounding off tonight’s list we have The Crawlers, aka Contamination. 7, aka Troll 3. yet another ‘sequel’ that has absolutely nothing to do with the first two films.
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Also, thank you very much to Mr Gabe Kelly for the box of DVD's and VHS's! I'm sorry I don't know your email address, but you rock!
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If you want to know about the connection between trolls and plants, see the Nostalgia Critics review of A Troll in Central Park. Yeah, another droll troll film, and it stinks too.
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Great site. This could probably have the refactoring tag added t it
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Great site. This could probably have the refactoring tag added t it.
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considering that troll 3 was trying to be more fantastical, and more epic than the first two, this should have also starred Harry Potter. When is there going to be a Troll 4?? Anyone... any takers???
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Can't wait to see more of you guys talking about how many other recycled scenes are in the next movie and if you resist to do anymore.
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