Troll 3, Part 2
The Cinema Snob looks at that other movie called "Troll 3," aka "Quest for the Mighty Sword." A movie that is actually the 4 entry to an entirely different series of films.
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Oh wow, I switch computers and there's suddenly a new Snob video. Been waiting for this one too.
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Yep, got that HD Version of Iron Warrior too, be careful though they cut out most of the nudity in this one, there's also a VHS Version that's uncut....
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the laughing crow made me want to play Banjo Kazooie.
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You got to love the Italians films they will rip off anything even a troll movie
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That goblin theme's gonna be stuck in my head, I just know it.
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The cinema snob is my new favorite critic! I've actually bought a few movies due to these great smart-ass reviews!
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The robot scene baffles me. What's with those bizarre sound effects in that scene? Not only that, but the heads look like cheap knock-offs of the heads used for the Mr. Roboto music video.
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Hey, look at the bright side: if D'amato had done an "Ator 5/4", it wouldn't have resolved that open ending anyway. It probably would have ended up being another 'Zombi' movie ("Zombi 7: Ator and The Troll"), or worse, a followup to "Porno Holocaust"...
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I'm starting suspect that all these series' may eventually converge into one movie: "Ator, Ilsa, and Megaweapon vs. Caligula and Fu Manchu's Terminator Troll Army of the Dead"
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Bwahahahaha! Oh God, the Torgo theme! Brilliant, simply brilliant.
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was that goblin mako or someone meant to sound like him
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This movie just doesn't rip off the "Troll" flicks, it steals the whole "troll being master to the hero" from Richard Wagner's "Ring cycle" operas, two of which were adapted to film by Fritz Lang in the 1920s. The whole "father's sword" bit, of course, was stolen from "Conan the Barbarian"....even the fact that Ator senior becomes a "prince" of some kingdom was stolen from Mako's end narration in "Conan."
Joe D'Amato: he steals from the best!
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I almost busted a gut on hearing "Torgo's Theme"! Nicely done.:>
One question: is it considered a point of continuity to have this Ator sport the exact same hairstyle as the "Troll" that's raising him?
Just wondering...
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Gotta love the Torgo theme. It just gets me everytime.
I read recently that due to the whole "Troll 2" craze Claudio Fragasso is actually considering making a sequel for it. Since there already are two so-called "sequels" I wonder what he will title it as. "Troll 2 part 3: Revenge Of The Goblins"?
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This is a little off topic....but..I'm really digging the title card art..kudos to the artist.
Very Mike Judge.
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Hey Brad, James Rolfe recently did a video review on the Deathstalker series!
http://www.spike.com/video/cinemassacre/3357960
I didn't know if you have all those movies and would like to give your take on that. Would you?
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I love "Deathstalker 2." I think that movie is hilarious. I loved that they saw how ridiculous the script was, and they just went all out on making it a zany comedy.
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lol did you hear the audio commentary? It's even funnier than the movie itself with them bashing the theme song, calling out what movies they ripped off and Toni Naples commenting on how she never got why they didn't use her real boobs.
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"Music by Thong & The Fish Is Readies"
Fantastic.
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A Black Devil Doll form Hell reference had me laughing. But the use of "Troll Toll" from Always Sunny...my god that had me literally on the floor in pain. Brad your just pure awesome.
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How much Keeffe?
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OH! MILES O' Keefe!
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Bastard! You beat me to it! =)
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Oh shit...the troll toll song. Maybe if there's another Ator movie we'll find out that he's the dayman and he'll fight the nightman.
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Brilliant Snob, as ever. I was surprised though that you didn't mention that the "prostitute" WAS Ator's mother! I'm also baffled by the "happy, goofy troll" theme music. Not only is it out of place as music, it doesn't even fit. Grendel's pure fucking evil, not some harmless, playful forest gnome!
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Did anyone else think that Grendel the goblin sounded like Aku from 'Samurai Jack'?
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Oh yeah it's official, if it has the Troll 2 masks it's a Troll sequel. Also wouldn't of been cool the Trolls to have Sean Connery's voice. That would've made the movie historically awesome.
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It's like trying to make people believe that Critters 3 is an unofficial sequel to Munchies thats an unofficial sequel to Gremlins.
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Ha, i remember seeing this on TNT or USA like 10 years ago and calling my brother all "holy crap, there is a conan ripoff with troll 2 goblins in it!"
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Did anyone else think 'Indiana Jones' when Ator shot those guys swinging their swords with arrows? I remember in the Indiana Jones movie Jones was fighting that guy who was swinging around a sword and instead of taking out his whip he takes out his gun and shoots him.
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lol, great review as always. One of your best. I actually want to see the Ator movies now.
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Dude the first 2 are great. I've never actually seen the 3rd, "Iron Warrior," but I'll have to get a copy of that sometime.
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Brad, next time you come over I'll show it to you. It's pretty excellent.
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Wait, Ator 4? I wonder, is Ator the Invincible the same as Ator the Fighting Eagle? Hmmmm.
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Awesome review! Between the Always Sunny reference and your homemade Film Ventures credit sequence, I almost peed myself.
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Another great review. I could feel your pain watching this one.
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The two headed monster VO was a stroke of genius; I nearly laughed myself into a stroke of my own. However, now *I* have nightmares that can only be purge by view something of equal or greater retchedness.
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Gotta give it up for the torgo theme. Just GOT To give it up for that man
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Yeah, I caught that too. Brilliant.
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Ator movies are great. They're so convoluted and incoherently made, but enjoyable nonetheless. They're prime examples of "good" bad movies.
Cave Dwellers was the first MST3K episode I ever saw back when it was on Comedy Central, coincidentally.
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Now, just imagine starting your netflix account with THIS!
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OMG. Thanks for doing this movie. when it comes to shitty movies, this is and has been for years my favorite shitty movie of all time. now we just need more votes on IMBD and it'll be the number 1 worst all time. I saw it once late night on fox at 2am on a saturday. Ended up costing me over 30 bucks to get on VHS, just damn, watch it all the time. 10x funnier than most comedies that come out every year.
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Nuts to them. It would have made more sence to falsely claim it was a Leaprichaun sequel.
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When is the Mahakaal review coming?
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YAY! New Snob video !
A FUNNY ONE, TOO! YAY!
Not saying that any of your other vids are boring...
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Wow They Will put a troll tital on anything wount they
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lol this movie nearly became Troll the Porno when the troll wanted to fuck the mom
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Holy shit, is that troll voiced by James Remar?
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James Remar? Really? I love that guy. He's like Gumbercules!
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that sex scene with Grendel and Ator's mother is so fuckin' disgusting... kinda on the same wave length as Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes--and there's nothing more digusting then them!
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If Cruise paid you millions to fuck him you would suck that cock right away
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Thong & the Fish is Readies ^_^
A+ for that one
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Miles O'Keeffe has a psychology degree! Who would have seen that coming? And, since no one else is a big enough pedantic jerk, the correct term would be "The Widow Ator" not "the Ator Widow". Sorry, but I have to justify taking AP English...
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Whatever happened to Miles O'Keefe?!?
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That was great, I wish you'd tackle Sword and Sandal movies more often because if there is one genre of bad films that I'm most familiar with it's this one, I must have rented every shitty magic and fantasy movie that my video store had when I was a kid and probably everyone of them would have made perfect MST3K material and then some. So hilariously bad but at least they had lots of boobies.
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Love the Always Sunny reference! Love your work! Keep strong!
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You need to do Killer Klowns From Outer Space soon.
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Great review for a horrible movie! One of the last Marisa Mell (Danger: Diabolik!) movies playing the witch of the swamp. Remarkable is that she is talking in the English version of this movie in her own voice while in past movies most of the times she was dubbed, even in the Italian speaking version of her movies, although she spoke perfectly Italian.
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it's seems ator got fator hahahaha bad joke
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Oh Brad. Start anything with the Great American Hero theme song and I'm there.
Wags
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that artor dude was in true romance, in the final shoot out, the bodyguard that hates cops... greets from germany
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Grendel has a stuffed Dimetrodon in his lair. Shakespearean apothecaries have stuffed alligators. Evil little troll apothecaries have stuffed therapsids.
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"this thing talks with the ease of like someone whose lips have been melted off saying only 'b-words'!" hahahahahaha!!
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That two headed monster part cracked me up. And the extra bit at the end was funny too. I need my movies like that, regardless. Like, what if in Full Metal Jacket, every time Sgt. Hartman showed up, it continued to play that goblin music? Or what if in Alien, it played whenever the Xenomorph showed up? What if Linda Blair had that as her theme? Imagine how much greater those movies would be. Can someone make that happen? I would love to watch at least like a 5 minute clip of that.
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The Warrior Princess in the movie sounds like she went to the same acting school as Cameron Diaz
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ok id really like an answer to this question, what is the deal with all the clips were someone is watching a movie, is it from a serie or siskel and ebert or something?
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It's been a while since I've watched this review, so I forget if you mentioned it... but I just discovered that both incarnations of Troll 3 are Joe D'amato films.
Is that... normal? As far as sequelsploitation goes, anyway.
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So....you going to Review "Troll Hunter"? Would it help if we called it "Troll 4...or 5" ?
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