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4/4/2010 4:43 PM
Ben Peeples wrote:
That was pretty tough to watch once I realized what you were about to do... good blood effect though! Reply to this
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4/4/2010 5:16 PM
CrimsonDusk wrote:
Man stop mentioning that guy or you'll actually make me curious about Tyler Perry. Who the heck keeps suggesting to you to go see his movies anyway? Reply to this
4/4/2010 7:12 PM
2 in the morning wrote:
Ah a movie that's got mom written all over it. She loves this stuff. Reply to this
4/4/2010 7:26 PM
Obscurus Lupa wrote:
LOL That's exactly how I feel every time I see an ad for a new one. Although thankfully it makes my job easier at the theater since an auditorium with six people in it is easy to clean. Reply to this
4/4/2010 7:43 PM
Joe wrote:
I was concerned when I saw you posted a review of this "movie." I was preparing to beat you soundly about the head for paying to see such drivel. The dentist was definitely the better choice.
4/4/2010 8:25 PM
Travis wrote:
You can sit through Salo, you can make it through Death Nurse 2, but you can't bring yourself to see a Tyler Perry film? Reply to this
4/4/2010 11:07 PMLindsey wrote:
Not only that but he also sat through all of the collective works of Chester Novell Turner, the raining king of Shiteo torture!!!
Of course if I had to choose between watching a Tyler Perry movie or getting my teeth pulled out with no anesthetic, I'd probably be calling the dentist. Reply to this
Tyler Perry! Tyler Perry! Tyler Perry! Tyler Perry... Reply to this
4/4/2010 10:54 PM
WilhelmofCoal wrote:
I thought you were going to give yourself a Glasgow Smile for a second there. Reply to this
4/4/2010 11:07 PM
Michael Rittenberry wrote:
Thank you, America, for spending thirty million of your dollars to see another Tyler Perry film. He's become like a cross-dressing Frank Capra for our age. Reply to this
4/5/2010 1:05 AM
ColinJ wrote:
Can black people possibly be so starved of decent entertainment that they utterly worship the lame-ass, condescending bullshit that Tyler Perry is making millions of dollars off? Reply to this
4/5/2010 1:19 AM
Apathetic One wrote:
I don't know what was rougher..you pulling out a tooth with (what looked like) a pair scissors..or the thought of someone actually paying to see anything with Tyler Perrys' name on it. Reply to this
4/5/2010 2:35 AM
Robert R. wrote:
Went to go see the Clash of the Tight Asses remake Saturday and when I got to the theater they had pieces of paper taped to the windows saying that Why Did I Get Married Too? was sold out. Somehow I wasn't surprised. I think I died a little inside somewhere. Reply to this
4/5/2010 3:20 AM
Crenshaw Pete wrote:
I feel ya, Brad. The work of Tyler Perry makes me want to head-butt a wall until I stop breathing. Reply to this
4/5/2010 4:23 AM
Critical Mass wrote:
I guess I should be glad I didn't have a clue who Tyler Perry was. His films don't seem to get much exposure over here in Belgium since none of the films in the list of films he directed at IMBD sound remotely familiar. Based on his IMDB rating I wonder who's the best director : Uwe Boll or this guy? At least Boll's "Postal" was enjoyable. Reply to this
Black Entertainment (*cough*BlacksSPLOITATION*cough*) with Christianity forced throughout really is a curse on American Media, just like Reality TV, for anyone to react that badly... Reply to this
4/5/2010 1:27 PM
MisterKeitel wrote:
What? But, I don't understand. After reading the above comments I'm getting the strange idea that you did NOT want to see the movie. Is that possible? I mean, are you saying that you're not a Tyler Perry fan? I find this all very strange. I'm not sure I understand how the Universe works any more. ;-> Reply to this
I would LOVE to see an actual review of one of Perry's films. He seems like he's remade "Diary of A Mad Black Woman" at LEAST nine times. Reply to this
4/5/2010 5:21 PM
shadowdancer21b wrote:
I don't blame you Brad. Tyler Perry is a nice person, but I do not like his humor at all. Reply to this
4/5/2010 6:57 PM
Nick wrote:
I don't like Tyler Perry very much, but it isn't because he's black. It's because he's a religious fundamentalist. Reply to this
4/5/2010 10:40 PM
SpinFire wrote:
Ow dang that had to hurt,I hope that was fake, man just watching you do that made my teeth hurt. I know this going to be a dumb question but,did you really do that? Reply to this
4/5/2010 10:42 PM
Cornbred-X wrote:
That effect always makes me cring and my mouth hurt.
Anyway, I agree but I do wonder why you always bring up tyler perry. I know I wouldnt lose sleep over not knowing what you thought of one of his latest blaxploitation releases.
Whatever, theres obviously an audience for it because he keeps making movies. That audience is obviously not the internet type (or at least they dont come round these parts). I think most of them call me at tech support asking why their internet isnt working (when its just that... there monitor isnt turned on :/ ) I lost faith in people a long time ago Reply to this
Keep up the good work. Oh and I'm looking forward to your review of Mahakaal... Reply to this
4/6/2010 4:10 PMDerek wrote:
Nice excuse, I'll remember that when the little missus wants to go see the next Nicholas Sparks movie.
What did you use for your blood? Looked like thickened tomato soup. Reply to this
4/6/2010 5:35 PMDavid wrote:
Tyler Perry's work needs to be looked at in context. He's an active philanthropist who wants to make a difference in his community. Are the films Oscar-worthy? No, they're Christen stage-plays watered down for a movie audience. But I'll take that over seeing a film that only portrays black people as gangsters/struggling rappers/comic relief. Reply to this
4/6/2010 8:43 PM
diggerjohn111 wrote:
I'll remember that one if the "Yellow Fever Flair Up Excuse" no longer works. Reply to this
4/7/2010 3:48 PM
Your Mom wrote:
I'm so sorry! I should have taken you to the dentist more often when you were a kid! Reply to this
4/10/2010 9:03 AM
ArthurLovat wrote:
I have never even heard of Tyler Perry, but judging from the Snobs reaction to him, I'm probably lucky. Great stuff! ^_^
I would love to see the Snob review one (or possibly more) of Andreas Schnaas movies. "Violent Shit I-III" and "Demonium" and "Nicos the Impaler" have been published in the US as far as I know.
Andreas is (besides Olaf Ittenbach) one of the biggest (and only) names in splatter here in Germany. Most of his movies aren't even available uncut.
I honestly wonder why the Snob hasn't done it yet. Especially since he mentioned Buttgereit's "Nekromantik" before. Reply to this
6/22/2010 7:50 PM
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10/9/2010 7:46 PM
Mezzannine wrote:
Bloody hell, Brad, give us a warning. Soon as you raised those scissors to your mouth I had a fucking flashback to Salo and when I came back to my senses I was dancing with my own blaser. Reply to this
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That was pretty tough to watch once I realized what you were about to do... good blood effect though!
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I feel the same way about tyler perry films
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I thought you were going to cut off your tongue, AGH!
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Man stop mentioning that guy or you'll actually make me curious about Tyler Perry. Who the heck keeps suggesting to you to go see his movies anyway?
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I know exactly how you feel.
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Y'need to start ending all reviews like this.
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Ah a movie that's got mom written all over it. She loves this stuff.
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LOL That's exactly how I feel every time I see an ad for a new one. Although thankfully it makes my job easier at the theater since an auditorium with six people in it is easy to clean.
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I was concerned when I saw you posted a review of this "movie." I was preparing to beat you soundly about the head for paying to see such drivel. The dentist was definitely the better choice.
Wags
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You can sit through Salo, you can make it through Death Nurse 2, but you can't bring yourself to see a Tyler Perry film?
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Not only that but he also sat through all of the collective works of Chester Novell Turner, the raining king of Shiteo torture!!!
Of course if I had to choose between watching a Tyler Perry movie or getting my teeth pulled out with no anesthetic, I'd probably be calling the dentist.
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I wouldn't see it either man.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwmVl2GOlPM
Tyler Perry! Tyler Perry! Tyler Perry! Tyler Perry...
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I thought you were going to give yourself a Glasgow Smile for a second there.
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Thank you, America, for spending thirty million of your dollars to see another Tyler Perry film. He's become like a cross-dressing Frank Capra for our age.
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Can black people possibly be so starved of decent entertainment that they utterly worship the lame-ass, condescending bullshit that Tyler Perry is making millions of dollars off?
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I don't know what was rougher..you pulling out a tooth with (what looked like) a pair scissors..or the thought of someone actually paying to see anything with Tyler Perrys' name on it.
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Went to go see the Clash of the Tight Asses remake Saturday and when I got to the theater they had pieces of paper taped to the windows saying that Why Did I Get Married Too? was sold out. Somehow I wasn't surprised. I think I died a little inside somewhere.
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I feel ya, Brad.
The work of Tyler Perry makes me want to head-butt a wall until I stop breathing.
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Alright, just knocked over the screen and got scared shitless.....
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I guess I should be glad I didn't have a clue who Tyler Perry was. His films don't seem to get much exposure over here in Belgium since none of the films in the list of films he directed at IMBD sound remotely familiar.
Based on his IMDB rating I wonder who's the best director : Uwe Boll or this guy? At least Boll's "Postal" was enjoyable.
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I think I will meet you at the dentist.
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Ok, I'll give you props for taking being able to pull out a tooth with a pair of scissors and not flinch.
But you seriously can't sit through a Tyler Perry movie? In the words of Coraline... WUSS PUSS!
Seriously though, funny bit.
But I still say you're a wuss, heheh.
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Is this movie REALLY that BAD?!
Black Entertainment (*cough*BlacksSPLOITATION*cough*) with Christianity forced throughout really is a curse on American Media, just like Reality TV, for anyone to react that badly...
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What? But, I don't understand. After reading the above comments I'm getting the strange idea that you did NOT want to see the movie. Is that possible? I mean, are you saying that you're not a Tyler Perry fan? I find this all very strange. I'm not sure I understand how the Universe works any more. ;->
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Ha ha, fuckin' boss shirt Brad!
I would LOVE to see an actual review of one of Perry's films. He seems like he's remade "Diary of A Mad Black Woman" at LEAST nine times.
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I don't blame you Brad. Tyler Perry is a nice person, but I do not like his humor at all.
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You could have just said you were white instead of hurting yourself.
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I don't like Tyler Perry very much, but it isn't because he's black. It's because he's a religious fundamentalist.
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Ow dang that had to hurt,I hope that was fake, man just watching you do that made my teeth hurt. I know this going to be a dumb question but,did you really do that?
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That effect always makes me cring and my mouth hurt.
Anyway, I agree but I do wonder why you always bring up tyler perry. I know I wouldnt lose sleep over not knowing what you thought of one of his latest blaxploitation releases.
Whatever, theres obviously an audience for it because he keeps making movies. That audience is obviously not the internet type (or at least they dont come round these parts). I think most of them call me at tech support asking why their internet isnt working (when its just that... there monitor isnt turned on :/ )
I lost faith in people a long time ago
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I have to remember this excuse next time someone suggests I go see a Michael bay movie.
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Well that was darn funny.
Keep up the good work. Oh and I'm looking forward to your review of Mahakaal...
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Nice excuse, I'll remember that when the little missus wants to go see the next Nicholas Sparks movie.
What did you use for your blood? Looked like thickened tomato soup.
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Tyler Perry's work needs to be looked at in context. He's an active philanthropist who wants to make a difference in his community. Are the films Oscar-worthy? No, they're Christen stage-plays watered down for a movie audience. But I'll take that over seeing a film that only portrays black people as gangsters/struggling rappers/comic relief.
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I'll remember that one if the "Yellow Fever Flair Up Excuse" no longer works.
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I'm so sorry! I should have taken you to the dentist more often when you were a kid!
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Well, dude, just make sure you don't go see the dentist from "Bloodsucking Freaks"!
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I have never even heard of Tyler Perry, but judging from the Snobs reaction to him, I'm probably lucky. Great stuff! ^_^
I would love to see the Snob review one (or possibly more) of Andreas Schnaas movies.
"Violent Shit I-III" and "Demonium" and "Nicos the Impaler" have been published in the US as far as I know.
Andreas is (besides Olaf Ittenbach) one of the biggest (and only) names in splatter here in Germany. Most of his movies aren't even available uncut.
I honestly wonder why the Snob hasn't done it yet. Especially since he mentioned Buttgereit's "Nekromantik" before.
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Ye gads! That was some review!
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Bloody hell, Brad, give us a warning.
Soon as you raised those scissors to your mouth I had a fucking flashback to Salo and when I came back to my senses I was dancing with my own blaser.
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