Brad Has Seen "The Human Centipede"
Been getting a lot of emails about this one recently, so I've finally watched the new controversial horror flick "The Human Centipede."
Also, check out Mr. Rich's reaction to the film's trailer.
Also, check out Mr. Rich's reaction to the film's trailer.
Not even watched this yet, but I love the display pic for this video.
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I watched this a few hours ago, and honestly, I have some mixed feelings about. The concept was great, the doctor freaked me out, and some scenes were flat out depressing and emotional. But sometimes the acting was just AWFUL. I liked it overall, though. I felt sorry for the poor middle section. Thought the exact same thing about the placement in the centipede being based on acting tiers. XD I don't know if it's something I'll watch again, but I did really like it. You probably shouldn't have been laughing, though... Just sayin'.
Oh yeah! Angry Joe just called you out over at TGWTG. Apparently he's claiming that you'll completely forget the movie in a year because it's actually awful. Got anything to say about that?
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lol. I love Joe. And I completely understand someone nitpicking it to death if the original is their favorite horror film of all time, or if Freddy is their favorite slasher villain (I'm more of a Jason fan). My favorite horror film of all time is the original "Dawn of the Dead," and I nitpick that remake like crazy. I hate that remake.
As for Freddy. I love the first 2 movies, liked the 3rd one a lot, but 4-6 were awful. This movie brought Freddy back to the dark, creepy as fuck monster that I loved, and the movie itself was sleazy as hell. I love sleaze. And this delivered.
As for me forgetting it in a year...I watch so many movies for this site that it's hard for me to remember movies that I saw and loved. But I always remember the ones that deliver the sleaze.
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I love Joe, too, honestly. His campaign for the new AvP game won him tons of respect from me. But he's just nit picking like CRAZY this time. Seems like he just wanted the comedic Freddy, rather than the original. I know how it is, though, and Dawn is one I whine about a lot of myself. But when they finally remake The Thing and Videodrome, expect to see me bitching all over the place, too.
Exactly why I liked it. I didn't even like two and three that much, honestly. They aren't bad, but they never left the same impact on me that the original did, and New Nightmare is the only other that's done that for me. But Haley did such an amazing job as Freddy and the character himself was just so disgusting that I can't help but love it.
Makes sense to me! I imagine seeing so many movies for the Snob reviews does drive you up the walls sometimes, though. You're a braver man than many of us.
Oh! And did you know that the Human Centipede sequel is going to involve a daisy chain of twelve people? Twelve. Fucking. People. Now that'll be sick.
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And for the second time in as many days I have to thank Brad for being about the only person to share my opinion of a film, namely hating the "Dawn of the Dead" remake. I've heard people call that the best zombie movie ever made, a sentiment which makes me want to beat them with a bag of live cats (I would never do such a thing, but not for lack of wanting to...).
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HAHA the remake of "Dawn of the Dead" doesn't hold a candle to the original one. That's not the opinion of someone that saw one 20 years ago and the other one 5 years ago. Saw them in a period of 1 year in 2009 and the Romero one was a masterpiece of human satire with an incredible symbolic ending that sucker punches Hollywood in the face were the other one I can't even remember what was about, generic set pieces recycled from other zombie movies with a mediocre and uninspired ending.
Sorry to intrude on the conversation but that had to be said about that travesty.
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i loved the original dawn of the dead, untill i saw the remake then watched the original again and realised that fuck all happens, the first ten mins are great, then when they get to the shoppin mall they sit about doin jack shit for about 2 hours of film and its bloody boring, with a terrible ending and low budget acting, the remake was much better and its visionary director went on to make 300 and watchmen which are just brilliant, human centipede just sucks and my favourite slasher would be kruger in pt1 and 2, with fav horror ever being "the thing"....
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Loved the review of Human Centipede, Brad, but I actually liked the remake of Dawn of the Dead, in fact, I probably prefer it slightly more to the original, and I'm not just saying that because it's got better special effects (even though I do think the special effects to the original are very dated, but I digress). I generally found the new movie more suspenseful and the zombies scarier, plus I'm a big Zack Snyder fan. However, I do love George Romero too.
I also agree with you 100% on the new Nightmare on Elm Street remake, very underated and people just want to hate it because it's Platinum Dunes.
Anyway, for my opinion on the Human Centipede, basically Roger Ebert's review sums up my view. It was a horrible film to sit through, but at the same time, I somewhat enjoyed. I sort of enjoyed it yet it was very disturbing and I'd never watch it again.
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I don't know what is more strange..the plot of this movie, the fact it was green-lit or the fact that a sequel is in the works.
On another note.. next time you have a few hours of down-time, check this movie out. I'd love to hear what you think of it.
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=LYX6ZM1W
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Just saw the trailer and I thought the acting of the two women was campy as hell or horrendous better said. Nope not disgusted and know why: the poster gives me the impression of a totally different thing and the final "product" is just 3 guys walk in unison or that's what the trailer makes me think.
The thing is the poster shows some kind of abomination with 6 arms and the movies shows them just surgically joined. Yeah it's disturbing someone would do a thing like that but that's not visual horror. Visual horror would have been to cut of their legs, the women heads and surgically sow them so there would be only one head. They way they made it look just seems cheap and "100% medically accurate" as the tagline implies.
Yeah Event Horizon or Nightmare on Elm Street or Friday the 13th would of been more gruesome if they were 100% medically accurate. The way the looked seemed like a skit from Just For Laughs, if anyone saw the earlier versions of that show.
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Lol. i love your almost guide to escaping a mad doctor as a human centipede near the end.
I'm sort of curious about what this is about, though 2 Girls 1 cup made me gag (Not vomit, thank you very much!) So I'm not entirely sure how I'll handle it. If anything I'll look it up online tomorrow, if at all. or maybe I'll not watch it at all!
I like your comforter, btw.
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I know exactly what you mean about laughing at preposterous film, like Jack Ketchum's "The Girl Next Door" as an example. Some things are just so out there, you can't help but laugh...
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Umm, "The Girl Next Door" is actually based on true events, so you may want to reconsider laughing at it.
As for The Human Centipede, I've read that Tom Six meant for it to be a dark comedy, so laughing at it may be completely appropriate.
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Okay, now, I have to imagine that one of the girls would've vomited when the guy, or the middle girl shat it their mouth. There's no where for the vomit to go, so what happens when they aspirate the vomit into their lungs? They get a massive infection, and die in a few days. That's what I was thinking about while watching the video. (I have no intention of seeing this movie.)
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I really was kind of psyched for a bedtime story with Brad (can you do that for real sometime, btw? :p), and I had to stop the video five minutes in... What is up with people today?
Then again, I'll probably check out the trailer later today. Dammit, morbid curiosity!
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"laughing at preposterous film, like Jack Ketchum's "The Girl Next Door" as an example. Some things are just so out there, you can't help but laugh..."
That's based on a true story and the truth was a lot more horrific, you shouldn't be laughing at that...
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I don't know, maybe it's just me, but it was merely lips sewn to anus then i don't see why the wouldn't just tear the stitching. If it were more complex, such as taking a bit of the bowel and attaching it to the esophagus, then there would be more reason to not want to force themselves apart. Haven't seen the movie so i wouldn't know the motivation, just seems weird that they would rather eat shit than mess up their face.
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I see it as a new "Saw" series: the concept is somehow shocking, and despite there's no room for sequels, they'll still find a way to screw around on it.
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Just watched the trailer and what slayed me about it was the "100% medical correct" at the end. If you DID create a human centipede, wouldn't at least the last person in the row die of malnutrition pretty soon? There aren't a lot of nutrients left in digested food, left alone when it's been digested twice...
I'm thinking way too much about this premise.
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I think what the '100% medical correct' thing, was that it is completly possible to connect people in that way. when it comes to them pulling themselves apart, it is more about the psycological than it is physical. You would think that it would just be simple, a bit of pain and i can stop eating shit. But people fear pain more than most other things. There are a few other ways of keeping them there; (without defeating the object and amputating them to avoid them pulling themselves apart)Restraints, attaching tissue to bowel and the following person's osophogus, using the tongue as a splayed muscel and grafting it onto open tissue on the anal ring... the list goes on.
Either way, it is completly possible, to get them there like it, but without a serious series of daily injections and stomach tubes for actual feeding, they would die in concession from the end.
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It seems sick, sure, but what really pisses me off that the chicks are in the back (the body) of the centipede.
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The trailer looks hillarious, I'm gonna watch it when i can.
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I'm Dutch, so I know what movies Tom Six has made before this (and I watched one of them) and believe me when I say that you really don't want to see the rest of his movies. They are among the worst Dutch movies ever made.
The Human Centipede was actually rejected for release in Dutch cinemas because Tom Six has such a bad reputation as a director/writer.
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This totally wouldn't work in real life. In reality your poop consists of only 30% digested food and the rest is bacteria and other stuff you need to get rid of. Not to mention all the nutrition has already been sucked out of the stuff you ate.
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this is more important in kids, as a mother i prefer feeding my kids with pediasure, its really a good health drink.
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Hey man, you should check out this french film called Martyrs, a seriously fucked up film too, would be great to see what you thought of it.
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Gotta love this. The Human Centipede: Not disturbing enough for Brad Jones. "Needed to see more ass-to-mouth" says the Snob! XD
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If you liked seeing Dieter Laser's performance as a mad scientist here, you'd probably enjoy him as Mantrid, in season 2 of Lexx.
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I'm in that "think I'll skip this" group, but the review was amusing. I'm the kind of person who would laugh at this too, it's just a movie after all.
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Ye gads The Cinema Snob was SPEECHLESS for a moment there. You could feel the echoing silence at times. Sounds like one of those movies which changes one like seeing pictures of the holocaust for the very first time.
I think after a certain time the victims would adjust to the situation and start seeing their new existence as something biological with chemical reactions. With humans ability to adapt they might even do their best to make the waste matter taste good with certain ingrediants which reacte to the digestion process in a positive manner.
Thank you always real and humorous Cinema Snob for bringing this special movie to the attention of so many more people and for the Mr.Rich reaction which was pretty interesting hee hee
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Well thanks I am pretty interesting lol
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Ha ha
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Brad, great video, I plan to see the movie once it comes out on DVD. When you were talking about the part where the girl stabs the doctor in the leg, leaves the scalpel in his leg and the tries to get away, I'm wondering if that scene was supposed to be sort of an homage to the original Halloween. Laurie Strode stabs Michael Myers with the knife but instead of taking the knife with her, she just leaves it on the floor then runs up stairs only to have him chase after her again. Your thoughts?
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don't worry brad, I laughed too
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This movie looks so ridiculous....one of the highest compliments I could give to a film based on its trailer alone. I'll admit it, I'm curious as hell.
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Just watched the trailer and some reactions on youtube... I expected something else. Don't believe the hype!
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That surgeon is a complete dumbass, it'd be so much easier to mess around with DNA. That sort of thing happens on Fringe all the time. I mean, I'm no geneticist, but it'll probably be possible in a few decades.
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The trailer looked pretty funny, and I was surprised by the quality of the movie in the trailer. I figured it was going to be a German movie or some kind of foreign movie with a really poor budget. I really want to see this now.
Off-topic
How long does it take you to edit snob videos? And do you usually pick the clips you want to talk about while watching it for the first/second time, then do vo's and camera things. Curious, being I'm having a bitch of a time editing a review I did on this Tom Green movie.
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my friend showed me the trailer, up to the point where you saw them fused together i was doing fine. it's original, gotta give them that, i want to see it just as a challenge since few people can make it through the movie, but on the other hand feces really sicken me. if a friend brings it over i'll watch i guess. good review, made me laugh
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I'm hoping they add a fourth person, link the head to the back end and make a human doughnut!
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Just saw The Human Centipede. Honestly... It's waaaaaay over-hyped. Aside from a few(not even a handful) scenes, it really isn't that disturbing.
Furthermore I thought it was a bit slow. Entertaining up to a point but slow nonetheless.
I really agree with you on the doctor. Very creepy guy. Also the Japanese guy was great and I even thought the girls were okay (and they have nice boobs(hey eye candy is appreciated)) but they could have done so much more with the thing.
6.5 out of 10. I dunno.. maybe I'm jaded...
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I don't want to see any movie called "The Human Centipede" unless it turns out to be something that "The Producers" rejected. It sounded like a movie where a guy wakes up to find himself as a giant centipede, but instead I get some torture porn movie about three people sucking each other's butts. Sure, the concept is slightly disturbing, but not for any of the right reasons. I would honestly not be disturbed by someone having to eat someone else's poop their whole lives, but having my teeth removed would be the scary part. Anything involving dental mutilation makes me queasy, even though the rest of the concept here doesn't even get a reaction from me.
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Ya, I doubt you are being honest with yourself here. There's something false and candid about the words you say.
But, whatever, I'm for the benifit of the doubt. Different things freak people out in various degrees.
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"I don't want to see any movie called "The Human Centipede" unless it turns out to be something that "The Producers" rejected."
Let me fix that for you:
"Sorry Tom Six, but I'll stick to real stories about people getting turned into bugs - like The Metamorphosis, thank you very much."
There, much better.
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I'd say both work... but I prefer mine because it involves Mel Brooks.
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Brad, granted "Human Centipede" has your attention at the moment. But I swear, if "Tucker and Dale Vs Evil" gets overlooked and does not get a proper release....something is definetly wrong. Check out the trailer this is fucking hilarious..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05mZuNTVw-c&feature=related
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I respect your opinion Brad but theirs no way in hell that I'm going to see this movie. I want to pretend that this movie never exists.
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i actually just watched this movie because of this review and i have to admit, i enjoyed it. yes it was fucked up, but it was definitely a nail biter and kept me in suspense.
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I've seen the trailer a few weeks ago, and I was honestly disappointed when I saw the centipede at the end. When I saw the shadowy picture of the centipede on the website, I was honestly expecting something that looked more monstrous.
Three people with asses taped to their faces? Really? I don't know; it just didn't seem creative enough to me. It looks like a contraption three friends can pretend to imitate in about 5 minutes, no surgery necessary.
Since the doctor was so obsessed with Siamese, I would expect something a bit different, like maybe a singular body with three heads near the top, multiple pairs of arms near the middle, and multiple pairs of legs near the bottom.
Then again, maybe it wouldn't be a centipede. Hmmmm...
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Dear Jillian,
If Brad forces you to watch The Human Centipede with him just to get your reaction and you end up hating it, remember, you can always read aloud the birth scene from Breaking Dawn and tape his reaction to that!
But seriously, even the idea of a human centipede is enough for me to vomit continuously for three days straight. Maybe I just have a problem with someone taking the human body and altering it in an undefinable manner. The trailer is intriguing, but I'm going to skip it.
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Ever since I heard about the trailer for this during a wiki walk over at TV Tropes, the damn thing has been haunting me. The idea just squicked me out and I am not one whom is easily squicked. Oddly enough, this puts me in the unique position of being kinda on the fence for this one. I was the trailer which caused me to raise an eyebrow, but not turn me off in the way the very idea of it did. The nightmare fetishist in me kinda wanted to check it out, just to see how squicky it was, but the more logical part of me was telling me to stay the fuck away. So I've prolly thought more about this stupid movie than is healthy for anyone.
However, thanks to your review, my haunting has been defused, so to speak. If only from the line "No fucking Human Centipede shit! Not in my fucking house!" So thanks for that. I might actually check it out now, if just to film a review of it. If it goes poorly, I'll blame you.
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If you read TVtropes and bring its vile jargon here then you deserve to be apart of a human centipede.
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What's wrong with tvtropes? It's what brought me here to the Cinema Snob in the first place~
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i saw it and i liked it
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I liked it, sure, it was weird, but orginal but the ending kinda reminds me the ending of the story "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" by Harlan Ellison
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Now when I heard the title and saw the poster, I thought it was gonna be like one guy with maybe 10 or 12 arms, so he looked all demonic and stuff (in Silent Hill: Homecoming there was a boss fight with a Centipede/ Human hybrid, that's what I pictured)
And then I saw the trailer...
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And that's all I have to say on that.
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what's really hilarious is that before watching this, I thought by hearing the title alone, it was the newest cheapo SYFY Saturday Night premiere movie/Cronenberg Fly rip-off
now after hearing your thoughts and watching the trailer...it doesn't look like it'll be anything vomit inducing at all, but rather a fairly ridiculous film with Christopher Walken's long lost german twin brother
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This sounds like something a couple of 15 year old stoners would think up.
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lol Well the director is a fellow Dutchie ;D
Seriously it's not that of a shallow movie. Just not really disturbing. Which was a let down...
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Stoners? Naw, more like LSD addicts.
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No definitely stoners! If it was acid. The film would have consisted of three people talking about how the symmetry of of their kitchen tiles revealed the secret of human nature. The rest of the 9 hour running time would consist of them staring at a tap dripping in rapt wonder. But it would still be called the Human Centipede because it just sums everything up, really
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Human centipede? I killed one those in Silent Hill and it wasn't cool then.
What if one of the segments dies, would you just drag it around? Last time I checked centipedes were all one animal not a line of bugs.
No fucking Human Centipede shit! Not in my fucking house!
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While the idea of the "human centipede" is gross, the execution in the movie was cheap and ridiculous looking.
Basically, 3 actors walking on 4 limbs, and 2 keeping their face in the ass of the person in front. With white bandages conveniently covering ererything. It never gets nastier or more graphic than that.
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Watched it after listening to all the hype....needless to say I was pretty disappointed. I was expecting it to be much more graphic and degenerate and just more shocking than it turned out to be. It had its moments like when the Japanese guy was like, "I have to shit!", that was pretty good, but other than that I really cant say I enjoyed it too much.
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I saw the trailer and a few things went through my mind.
1) Those girls are H O R R I B L E actresses.
2) Deter sort of shocked me when I first saw him. He has such an interesting face, I was chilled!
3) It doesn't look like it would be all that graphic, more psychological.
I have a friend who vomited after watching the trailer, and another who felt ill. I find it funny because I found Hostel and the later Saw films to be sickening based on the needless violence.
I'm liking that this film seems to have a sort of psychological edge to it. I love horror that makes you think, instead of just showing you torture and death. I think a lot of people's minds are underdeveloped due to the slop on tv and film these days, and the idea of a film like this is just "too shocking"
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That sounds...interesting. "I have to shit! FORGIVE ME!" Ha ha, awesome.
Brad, have you seen the film "Island of Death" from 1975? I saw it recently and had a pretty similar reaction; it's such a preposterously tasteless and obscene film that it has to be seen to be believed. It's a romantic comedy/horror film about a married couple, who are homicidal religious fanatics, that go around fucking goats and force-feeding their victims paint. Basically the comedy version of "Salo," though it's not particularly graphic (unless you consider on-screen golden showers graphic). I think the Cinema Snob would enjoy it quite a bit.
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Here's where you can watch it http://www.movies-links.tv/movies/the_human_centipede_first_sequence/
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Just finished watching this movie.... and I'm like Brad here, where does one start with this movie.
It's not like that this film is extremely scary, but is disturbing as a whole. I made the dumb idea by watching this movie while eating, lets say I didn't finish eating.
This film will definitely make a mark for it's ideas.
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HA! I'm just imagining you sitting down with a burrito, and when you get to the centipede part, you start chewing slower and slower, and you stare down into the face of your burrito...
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I don't think I'm interested in seeing the movie. It comes off to me as "torture porn".
Oddly enough though, I am kinda torn about it, though, since I have been following Dieter Laser for a while (most notably on the TV series Lexx) and, like you, I think he's a great actor (even compared him to Chris Walken not long ago, so it was amusing to hear you say it).
That said, I'm sure he did a great job, and I recommend anyone who's interested in him to have a look at Lexx, which recently had all it's four seasons posted on Hulu. The show was a short run, and Dieter Laser figures mostly in as a villain in season two (though he does make a brief appearance in season three), but whenever he does show up, he steals the damn show.
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Just watched the trailer. I don't know if it was due to your review, all the hype or what, but the trailer didn't really bother me at all. I did yelp "Ew!" but other than that I was fine.
So they weren't very graphic with the centipede itself. I wonder how they could be and avoid being considered porn. Maybe they couldn't.
I'm guessing the whole history with conjoined twins our good doctor has is so he'll know how to do what he had been famous for in reverse: connecting two people instead of seperating them. And doing it in such a way that the people can't just rip the stiches off and seperate that way.
A twelve person centipede in the sequel eh? That's going to be interesting to pull off.
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I have heard that it's intended to have an element of humour to it. It's not just you being weird.
I thought it sounded like an interesting concept. Not sure how it would flesh out to a full movie, but still....
The trailer of this actually got shown on a prime time comedy tv show here in England to.
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I had the same reaction to 2g1c as you. It was hilarious.
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So, Brad, it is happening again. Roger Ebert did it again and reviewed "The Human Centipede", giving it a whooping 0 stars.
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100505/REVIEWS/100509982
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Did you actually read it? He didn't give it no stars because he thought it was necessarily bad. He gave it no stars because it defies rating. He says it does what it's trying to do.
He probably gave it no stars in order to require people to actually read the review and not just judge it based on stars. Ebert has stated in the past that he hates the star system because many people just look at the stars and not the review, and stars are not adequate to rate movies. However, his publishers make it use the star-rating system for quotability. But for this movie, he refused to allow people to based their decision on the stars alone. However, it appears some people still don't get it.
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I read his review. It seemed he gave it a very fair review. He even pointed out things that the film did right, including atmosphere and such.
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You made me interested in this bizarre concept. Unfortunately, I suffer from a strange sort of "wussy-ness" that gives me a good tolerance for horror movies, in which I'm not remotely scared while watching the movie up until I go to bed and can't fall asleep because the movie comes back to haunt me.
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Wow, that's my problem too. But I got over it by watching The Shining, Alien, and The Exorcist over and over again (ok, maybe not over and over again for The Exorcist). By the end of most horror movies, I've made like 50 Ron Jeremy jokes. But those films are horror films and not necessarily torture films. I have no interest in watching a torture film, and so I don't want to see it. But my imagination takes over and all I think about day to day is this stupid movie. It drives me crazy, and I really don't want to watch the film, but I'm having freaking dreams about it. And it's starting to annoy me. So it's either watch it and hope that those issues go away, or just not give a crap, which is what I'm trying to do.
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I will tell you one thing Brad, the reason why you laugh at this is because this it the way you deal with things that disturb you. It is way to phase things out of your mind so that you don't have to deal with them. Believe it or not, that's what you are doing. Show a teenager of today Faces of Death, you will see what they do. Deal with your emotions, you will feel better about it.
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The movie sounds as if it might be in the same vein as a Frank Henenlotter/Stuart Gordon flick. The idea behind it seems incredibly weird but also quite interesting. I will have to check this one out.
Speaking of Henenlotter - everyone must see "Bad Biology". It's fucking insane!
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Director Tom Six Stated in an Interview that he's planning to take it a step further in the 2nd film of a Human Centipede Consisting of 12 people. He wanted to start with 3 to people for audiences to get used to the idea first and then he would make it more disgusting in the sequel.
According to some Interviews found on Wikipedia the Surgical process is said to be 100% Accurate and that it's based on some twisted experiments that happened in WW2.
There's even alot of WW2 symbolism since the 3 victims forced into this are 1 Japanese guy and two american women and the experiment is performed by a german.
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Just saw the trailer. Honestly, it just looks like another shitty horror movie.
Pun obviously intended.
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I've finally seen the human centipede. It's interesting, but hasn't got the legs to make it as a classic.
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http://blip.tv/file/3603347
Brilliant Review Brad! My website reviewed it as well but I think we got a different opinion to you... but still, utterly gross and sweet! Funny and sincere... as usual!
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Brad, man. I can't believe you liked this piece of shit and not Antichrist. This one wasn't even that bad.
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Thanks Brad i would never have heard about this movie if it wasnt for your review here.
I loved D.Laser as Mantrid in Lexx, i was blown away with his performance in THC. i agree with you about the comedy elements also, those chicks were really in need of a centepede.
I cant remember seeing such a well played psyco in recent times, there is virtualy no gore in this film, thats probably the reason most people will rekon it to be a peice`of shit, im almost praying D.laser is in the 2nd movie. brillaint actor.
thanks again brad, your review really got me interested to see the movie.
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Brad someone turned this movie into a pretty cool flash game.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/537029
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Hey Brad, I just went on Newgrounds.com, and someone made a game of this movie in the style of the actual centipede arcade game, here's a link if you're interested:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/537029
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I don't know if someone already mentioned it up there or not, but apparantly the rumor is that in the second film... they're gonna do it with 12 people. Huh.
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I love the beginning of your rewievXD
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from everything I've heard about the movie, I gotta say I'm kinda interested. think I'm gonna watch itXD
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don't feel bad. I laughed my ass off too. Good acting but anyone who walked out or threw up are pussies. I hear a sequel is in the works as well so i'll keep my fingers crossed for that
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lol what will the sequel be called? The human millipede?
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If it was medically accurate then wouldn't the feces become softer and softer through each digestive body until it literally just soups out the last body? It would be pure wet diarrhea. If the director actually did his homework he would have studied the digestive track of a cow because a cow has four stomachs its food processes through before exiting the body. And cows are not known to die of infection.
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Gotta chime in here...
I'm a surgical nurse by trade. I've done everything from limb amputations to heart bypass surgery. I've probably handled more bowels than an Exploitation film's FX tech. This idea of joining three digestive tracts is interesting, but nowhere near 100% medically accurate. Could it technically be done, yes, could it be done successfully, no. I've only seen the trailer, but it seems this surgeon is working alone. Assuming he has no EEEEvil hench-doctors and nurses, this enterprise of his is impossible. Here are the just the anatomical/surgical problems. I'm not even mentioning the equipment or anaesthetic requirements...
1)First big problem is asphyxiation of the two rear segments. The graft would occlude any oxygenation through the mouth so the nose would have to take over that function and anyone whose ever had a cold can tell you how inadequate the nose can be for breathing. The best option to solve this would be large trach tubes. If the good doctor hasn't done that, they're dead.
2)Following that same idea, you would have to join the rectum to the oesophagus or again risk aspiration and death. The surgery would have to happen in phases, with each phase survived and healed before the next, like freeing the rectum and sigmoid colon. Then you would have to go beyond pulling teeth, but remove the entire mandible and tongue (think Roger Ebert) to create a receptive cavity and even that would be a very confined space to work in because you can't extend the oesophagus. That's ignoring the hemorrhaging during these surgeries or the stricture created by scarring if they actually got the chance to heal.
3)Death is the only outcome. If it's not a surgical or airway complication, blood loss or infection that kills them, it will be dehydration. The small bowel is the place where the body reclaims almost all the water from what we consume. That's why healthy stool is solid, not liquid. What would be passed on to the two end segments would not only lack in nutrition, but in water. The segments would have to have feeding tubes and regular IV fluid infusions.
4)Using females, period. To reduce complications I would have used only males for reasons that are purely anatomical. First their urinary tract is easier to preserve because it passes through the penis. They also do not have a uterus and vaginal opening, so no menses and subsequent complications. The female's urethra, vaginal opening and anus live in very close proximity and are more easily damaged during the kind of manipulative surgery required. You could end up with occlusion or infection of the urinary tract and eventual renal failure. Even with catheterization. You also would be dealing with the increased likelihood of fistulas between the cavities and stool entering the vagina even if you performed a hysterectomy to eliminate menses. In this movie's scenario, the best option would have been to place the male in the middle. Sorry guys...
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And I heard with the sequel, there's going to be 12 people.That's going to be quite a show,especially if they show everything. And I agree that about the scene where she goes back for her friend. I'm pretty sure if all of us were in that situation,we'd haul ass and run out of the house and get help; not drag our unconcious friends out of a lunatic's death house and limp through the woods. Do it if you want a death wish.
I saw it on demand,but never got around to watching it. I hope they bring it back just for this month at least.
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