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5/5/2010 10:52 PM
Gabe Kelly wrote:
Brownrigg must have had problems with random people entering and exploring his home... Reply to this
5/5/2010 10:54 PM
Crenshaw Pete wrote:
Can't wait to watch this when I get home, Been too long since the last edition of the Big Box! Reply to this
5/5/2010 11:07 PM
frank wrote:
i love it bast big box ever ! we need a The Cinema Snob meet the Nostalgia Critic episode do The Jetsonsand meet The Flintstones Reply to this
5/5/2010 11:55 PM
Apathetic One wrote:
WOW. That was some comb-over..I mean, geezus...why in the hell wouldn't you just shave your entire head at that point?
5/6/2010 12:04 AM
Caligula wrote:
Holy Shit LordKat cameo, i'm glad you and him have doing these crossovers recently (Ninja Gaiden) now this. you two are my faovrite internet personalities, keep up the great work Brad. Reply to this
5/6/2010 12:58 AM
Adamo wrote:
hmm, I wonder how many "don`t" movies were actually been shot? "Don`t open the door", "Don`t go near the park", "Don`t look now", "Don`t torture the duckling", "Don't Go in the Woods", ... Reply to this
5/6/2010 1:04 AMMara wrote:
Jillian is so awesome in this- can't wait to see what you have written for her.
You're always great, Vic- but seriously, she can emote like nobody's business! Reply to this
5/6/2010 2:25 AM
CrimsonDusk wrote:
Great episode and I wonder if Don't open the Door was as good as Don't Look in the Basement. Although you point out that the movie suddenly stops so that's not a good sign. Well at least Gene Ross plays a judge in both this movies or does he? Reply to this
5/6/2010 3:45 AM
EvilSandwich wrote:
I guess her name is Jillian Jones now. Poor woman has no choice but to become a Marvel superhero.
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Unless she already is and Misa Horny is her superhero alterego. Reply to this
5/6/2010 8:22 AM
Sam Wood wrote:
>guess her name is Jillian Jones now If she is now Ms. Jones, does that make Brad the devil ? I am referring to the classical comedy from 1941 starring Jean Arthur and Charles Cobur, of course. Reply to this
5/6/2010 10:22 AM
Flo wrote:
That would make Brad the Devil in Ms. Jones.
5/6/2010 3:26 PM
iridescence wrote:
This one actually looks worth checking out. I loved "Don't Look In The Basement" Genuinely creepy film.
"Don't Go In The House" (Psycho goes disco) and "Don't Ride Late Night Trains" (haven't seen it yet but want to) are other "Don't" movies. Reply to this
5/6/2010 4:28 PM
torsoboy wrote:
Hey Vic, I need to get in touch with your Uncle Lino ASAP. I've got a "couch" over here I need "cleaned". And I still have that shipment of "pillows" that isn't going to sell itself! Tell that lazy mook to get his ass in gear before I head over to his Emporium and give him the "Stanley Steemer" myself! Reply to this
5/6/2010 8:10 PM
rudy023 wrote:
Hey, Vic your lovely assistant there has some big, beautiful,... eyes! Seriously, thanks for another great video! Reply to this
5/7/2010 2:22 AM
Nate wrote:
Just wanted to do a shout out in respect of Messiah of Evil. Messiah remains one of my all time favourite zombie movies ever! It's got horrible acting and yes, is a bad movie, but I love it. It has some genuine scares (I love the scene in the movie theatre) and I would consider it a cult classic. It's the movie I always dreamed of remaking if I received the wild chance to be a director, because it's plot is actually pretty intriguing. I would love to see the Snob ruin although it would tear up my heart. Reply to this
5/7/2010 8:29 AM
Lazarus Long wrote:
That would be Scanners. If anyone but Jack Palance can explode a head with his mind, it's Mike Ironside. Reply to this
5/9/2010 12:37 AM
Tam Lin wrote:
Jillian's performance in this one is just priceless. Not to downplay the brilliance of Brad's voiceover, but she actually stole the show this time around. Reply to this
5/9/2010 8:45 AM
Ironychan wrote:
I have to second the request for the snob's take on 'Octaman'. It's not the most implausible half-human monster (Sting of Death takes that award), but still a favourite! Reply to this
5/25/2010 11:54 PMShadowdancer21b wrote:
"And there's a creepy doll, that always follows you. It's got a ruined eye that's always open. And there's a creepy doll, that always follows you. It's got a pretty mouth that could swallow you whole". "Creepy Doll" by Jonathan Coulton. Nice job on this one. Nice to see Big Box Model developing character. Reply to this
5/30/2010 4:26 AM
J.P. H wrote:
The Big Box Model shivering under the blanket like a dog during a thunderstorm was really funny. Kudos. Reply to this
11/18/2011 12:47 AM
IronFox wrote:
am i the only one who piratically shit them self when--after reading Jason was in this--Brad mentioned the line strawberry ice cream...
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Brownrigg must have had problems with random people entering and exploring his home...
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Can't wait to watch this when I get home,
Been too long since the last edition of the Big Box!
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i love it bast big box ever ! we need a The Cinema Snob meet the Nostalgia Critic episode do The Jetsonsand meet The Flintstones
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Nice cameo by LordKat!
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Nice Jason cameo, haha.
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WOW. That was some comb-over..I mean, geezus...why in the hell wouldn't you just shave your entire head at that point?
Great episode.
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Holy Shit LordKat cameo, i'm glad you and him have doing these crossovers recently (Ninja Gaiden) now this. you two are my faovrite internet personalities, keep up the great work Brad.
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Can I coin a new genre...
'Don't-sploitation'!!
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hmm, I wonder how many "don`t" movies were actually been shot?
"Don`t open the door",
"Don`t go near the park",
"Don`t look now",
"Don`t torture the duckling",
"Don't Go in the Woods",
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"Don't tell mom the babysitter is dead"?
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Don't Open the Window (Let Sleeping Corpses Lie)
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"Don't" (from Grindhouse). I know it's just a trailer but it still rules!
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Yeah. Edgar Wright totally nailed that one.
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@3:54 Did I hear a motorboat?
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Jillian is so awesome in this- can't wait to see what you have written for her.
You're always great, Vic- but seriously, she can emote like nobody's business!
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Great episode and I wonder if Don't open the Door was as good as Don't Look in the Basement. Although you point out that the movie suddenly stops so that's not a good sign. Well at least Gene Ross plays a judge in both this movies or does he?
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Probably your funniest Big Box episode yet, loved the writing in this, very witty!
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A little hard on the big box model weren't ya Vic?
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I guess her name is Jillian Jones now. Poor woman has no choice but to become a Marvel superhero.
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Unless she already is and Misa Horny is her superhero alterego.
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>guess her name is Jillian Jones now
If she is now Ms. Jones, does that make Brad the devil ? I am referring to the classical comedy from 1941 starring Jean Arthur and Charles Cobur, of course.
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That would make Brad the Devil in Ms. Jones.
Wohohoa
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Hey Vic, was that Sam "Levelbrows" Waterston around the 4:30 mark?
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3:54 - hey! That's a nice mobile phone... what is that?
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Vic is back with a vengence!
I have missed these.
I feel bad for the Judge, hanging on my a thread is a perfect phrase. Just cut it already.
Jillian was great in this, can't wait for her starring project.
It's always great to have some Sam Waterson show up, *ting - ting*
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I wont go into a long winded post so; Brilliant.
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Please do Vengance of the Zombies next. The very cover of the movie caught me.
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Please, please, PLEASE do a Snob video of 'Octaman'!
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You're a very lucky man. Look at the size of those VHS racks!
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the title is so scary "Don't open the door" i like to read such kind of horror book
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This one actually looks worth checking out. I loved "Don't Look In The Basement" Genuinely creepy film.
"Don't Go In The House" (Psycho goes disco) and "Don't Ride Late Night Trains" (haven't seen it yet but want to) are other "Don't" movies.
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Hey Vic, I need to get in touch with your Uncle Lino ASAP. I've got a "couch" over here I need "cleaned". And I still have that shipment of "pillows" that isn't going to sell itself! Tell that lazy mook to get his ass in gear before I head over to his Emporium and give him the "Stanley Steemer" myself!
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I love big boo...er boxes XD
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Hey, Vic your lovely assistant there has some big, beautiful,... eyes! Seriously, thanks for another great video!
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Just wanted to do a shout out in respect of Messiah of Evil. Messiah remains one of my all time favourite zombie movies ever! It's got horrible acting and yes, is a bad movie, but I love it. It has some genuine scares (I love the scene in the movie theatre) and I would consider it a cult classic. It's the movie I always dreamed of remaking if I received the wild chance to be a director, because it's plot is actually pretty intriguing. I would love to see the Snob ruin although it would tear up my heart.
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Hey what movie is the shot of the head exploding from? Thanks
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That would be Scanners. If anyone but Jack Palance can explode a head with his mind, it's Mike Ironside.
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Is it me or did Jillian's boobs get bigger?
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I was thinking that too. Please don't kill us Brad for being pervs.
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Jillian's performance in this one is just priceless. Not to downplay the brilliance of Brad's voiceover, but she actually stole the show this time around.
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I have to second the request for the snob's take on 'Octaman'. It's not the most implausible half-human monster (Sting of Death takes that award), but still a favourite!
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Wonderful post... Very informational and educational as usual!
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Woh.. Very informational and educational as usual!
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"And there's a creepy doll, that always follows you. It's got a ruined eye that's always open. And there's a creepy doll, that always follows you. It's got a pretty mouth that could swallow you whole". "Creepy Doll" by Jonathan Coulton. Nice job on this one. Nice to see Big Box Model developing character.
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The Big Box Model shivering under the blanket like a dog during a thunderstorm was really funny. Kudos.
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I dig you work man. Fangs is awesome.
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am i the only one who piratically shit them self when--after reading Jason was in this--Brad mentioned the line strawberry ice cream...
Dodged a bullet there.
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