Brad and Phelous: "Troll 4"
aka Brad and Phelan review "Troll 4" at the Cameo Hotel in front of The Elevators.
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The Cinema Snob: Brad and Phelous: "Troll 4"
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Awesome! You've been really busy lately what with Filmbrain, Deathrow Gameshow and of course this :3 Keep up the good work Brad.
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Whoo, Phelous crossover! Bad ass stuff right there, love both your reviews. The mixed opening alone makes this fucking awesome. I loved this, hilarious stuff, best crossover on TGWTG, no shit. But come on, admit it... You wish there was a real Troll 4 to review, don't you, Brad?
Did you ad lib all of this, or did have something lined up beforehand? Because Mickey's parts were too amazing to not be rehearsed.
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that actually was improve. i was walking by and was like... guys. i have an idea.
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Are you shitting me? You're a god, Mickey, that was sheer brilliance.
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wow i mean improv*
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I was hoping for a stinger featuring Pierre Kirby....
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Really funny you guys.
Keep up the good work, both of you, keep pumping out reviews for my enjoyment.
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I knew this would be happening.
I brought it up, and now, here it is! Aren't I something?
(Man leans in, whispering)
I know I didn't make the video! But without me, it wouldn't have happened...
(Man leans in again, whispering some more)
OH GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A TRIDENT!
Anyway. Good video, guys.
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Oh crap Snob overload and Crossovers overload in the same day. My head is going to explode Scanners style.
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WOW! I am not a big Phelous fan but he and you made magic! I laughed my ass off on this one!
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Bruno mattei and joe d'amato's troll 4...I wish to go back in time and have this movie truly made
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written by claudio fragrosso
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Did everyone else see a different video than me? I thought this was just bad (with the exception of the 8-bit Mickey parts, and I don't even know who 8-bit Mickey is). I can't really critique anything specifically 'cause the whole thing was just blah.
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I'm not a fan of this one. It was obvious quite soon that "Troll 4" is just something that came up in your imagination and the combination of a long tedious fantasy story told by two men in a Hotel hallway combined with a bunch of totally random cameos filled with one over the top cliché after the other just didn't really work for me, at least not at this pacing. Had the video been reduced to about half the length and with perhaps a few scenes cut in from pretty much anything that could remotely fit in there while dropping a few cameos, I might have enjoyed it a bit more. Still, it's a courageous attempt to bring something different and apparently several reactions are very positive, so maybe it's just a matter of personal taste (even though I usually enjoy both of your shows).
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I was just wondering you drew the title card for this video? It's awesome!
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Thanks, man! That would be me, I'm Phelous's regular title card artist. This one was a blast to draw! I've been a fan of Brad's and Phelan's for awhile now, so it was really an honor to draw the title card for this epic review!
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Ah! I knew the style looked familiar..well done, well done!
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Great video guys. fucking awesome!
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Really liked the Bruno Mattei Show feel to this one, even if the movie was fake
Great cameos too!
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Hey Brad, I've got a question. It's not really related to this video, but it's sure as hell related to bad movies. Have you ever seen that obscure Mark Hamill flick, Guyver? It had this sort of a , power rangerish theme to it and a relatively good production value. The movie was directed by a guy named Screaming Mad George, and was marketed as having Hamill as the main character, which couldn't be farther from the truth. It was cheesy beyond belief, yet the monster transformations made it awesome. Since I saw it as a teenager I guess it was released in the 1990 or 91.
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Have you watched Guyver: Dark Hero though? It's more of a remake than an actual sequel. This one is more faithful to the Japanese manga from which it was based, along with the Gore to go with it.
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So when do we get to hear about Troll 5?
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looks like Spoony's got a gut. =/
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The great thing about the TGWTG team is that even though there aren't a lot of girls, there are a lot of boobs...Man boobs that is.
Seriously, TGWTG is going to need to start a mandatory employee exercise and diet progam. :p
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Sean Fausz even had a heart attack! But then again, they don't call him the Epic Fat guy for nothing.
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All I can ask about the Kickassia special is...where's the Nerd at?
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Check out Part 5 of Kickassia. You'll find your answer there... sort of. (By that, I mean James isn't the nerd.)
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hey, been a fan since i was in middle school. I'd like to say that over the years your acting has improved tremendously and im glad your getting involved with the other critics. Although you steal the show every time. You are by far my favorite and i would like you to continue doing what you do best.
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Is the music in this from WWF War Zone?
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aww Critic I'd share my copy of Secret of the Ooze if I were there.
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lol, funny dude. The NC cameo was a nice surprise and 8-Bit Mickey's cameo was just awesome.
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I gotta admit I didn't like that. Too many interruptions and particularly that funny. Maybe I'm used to some clips in these videos or maybe you can't get that passionate about a non-existing movie.
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That was pretty great. I had no idea Mickey could warp time and space. The things I'm learning about the TGWTG crew this year!
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I liked parts of it, but I think it went on too long. I liked the idea of cameos interrupting any chance of clips from the fake movie, but not all of them clicked in my opinion. It looked like you all had fun making it, so that's good. If it was pure ad-lib, then that's pretty cool. 8-Bit Mickey stole it from you guys, though.
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i wish you wouldnt do these crossovers, i like phelous alot, but these crossovers arent very good, i also just in general dont like TGWTG.com very much, i liked it alot more when you just stuck to this website....
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Am I the only one that totally wants to see Troll 4 on the big screen? Quick, somebody exhume Claudio Fragasso!!!
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I liked this, Phelous is really hit or miss with me but I can't find fault with him. His hostel reviews were spot on really and i never saw Hostel Part II but KNEW it was going to suck, because Eli Roth only has one thing going for him his looks and his acting he needs to STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM DIRECTING
Brad, I've got to say you've shown more class than the titanic here, people are berating you left and right for these crossovers and yet you're not letting it distract you.
Last but not least maybe YOU should direct Troll 4
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What would have made this video better................
If you stopped the stupid cameos
And gave Jillian a strap on cock (with the blonde wig) and if she would have fucked mars-girl till she admitted that shes annoying as hell with her purple hair...and anytime she is on camera that would be a total classic...Brad you are way better than Phellious on shitty B movies....But you both have a certain style...Next time you two review a film....That would be great.... Like Siskel and Ebert of awful b movies....which we know you love....Seriously....the 2 of you need to understand that you are one in the same....As film geeks we lost Siskel and Ebert...But hopefully we might gain "Brad & Phelous"
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So there is no Troll 4, not even any-old Italian film being called Troll 4 to cash in on the success and reputation of Trolls 1 to 3? Is it just me who finds this a little disappointing?
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I don`t get it. How many of these damn Troll movies was done..??
OK, the Trolls I know for now are:
=> Troll 1 (1986) by John Carl Buechler (already revieved here):
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092115/
and
=>Troll 2 (1990) by Claudio Fragasso (already reviewed here):
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105643/
=> I also know about "Ator III: The Hobgoblin" AKA "Troll - Das Schwert der Macht" AKA "Quest for the Mighty Sword" (1990) directed by Joe D`Amato (already reviewed here):
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100448/
That`s obvious.
But Troll 4? Is that THIS ONE you guys are talking about..??
"Troll 3" AKA "Troll III" AKA "Troll III: Contamination Point 7" AKA "Creepers" AKA "The Crawlers" (1990) directed by Joe D'Amato AND Fabrizio Laurenti?
From other Trolls I only heard about this one:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106620/
Is THAT the one you reviewed..? Or are there some OTHER f*** trolls hiding in the basement??
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ok, I`m sorry, I just saw that the "Troll 3 - contamination point 7" was just reviewed here. Sorry! :/
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It's an in joke between them. There is thus far no Troll 4 not that i know of, the video was set up as a joke to pull in cameo's from the other stars of the site.
Though i believe Brad should just go ahead and see if he can direct a troll 4...just a thought
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There is definitely a Troll 3. I've got it on DVD and it is by far the best movie called Troll 3 I've ever seen.
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I liked the idea for this video more than I liked the actual video. The NC's cameo was funny. As was 8-bit Mickey. Spoony seemed genuinely pissed. I don't get the 3 frames with Linkara and Beary. The title card was awesome but JewWario looked kind of buff, much more buff than he real is. Oh, and Bennett seems a lot better in these crossovers than in his own stuff. The improv sometimes worked and sometimes didn't. If you had even put together a small outline on what Troll 4 would be, it would have been better. If only because you and Phelan would have been on the same page. All and all, I found the video enjoyable but it could have been a lot better.
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Linkara was just coming to tell them to be quieter because of noise complaints. Wasn't a planned cameo etc.
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