Hell's Bloody Devils
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Great to see you back Snob! Don't let all the house guests chase you away.
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Now when I go into a KFC, I will be thinking of bikers or secret agents!
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Jesus, did they ever try so hard and fail with this one...
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!
Almond joys have nuts damn it, mounds don't.
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My life has meaning again
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Wow. I suddenly have a craving for fried chicken right now.
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The Snob is awesome.
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Your reaction to the cameo of Col. Sanders couldn't have been more appropriate.
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I haven't finished the review yet, but I want to say that's a great remix at the beginning. Seriously, Klayman2007, nice job!
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Nice review. Reminds me of a even worst version of Operation 007.
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The next James Bond movie should have a KFC scene.
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I hate... I HAAAATTTEE!!! ... love that bit.
So Brad, is your autofocus not working or did you purposely film things that way to illustrate how unfocussed the movie is in terms of it's plot?
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Do..Do I see a stand filled with Wii games in the background?
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THE Colonel Sanders?! In an exploitation film?
That's the most hilarious thing in this video. I wonder if Dave Thomas cameoed in a movie.
And what IS up with that 60s spy song in the opening credits?
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i believe i saw this one under the title "the fakers" which would explain the song not this horrible movie
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Is anyone else having problems viewing videos on the site since the last Firefox update? The ads run fine, but as soon as the video proper begins Firefox crashes.
Looking forward to watching this, suppose I'll just wait for it to hit TGwtG.
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I don't have that issue. It sounds like it's Flash related, though. Have you updated your Flash Player?
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Yes, my Flash Player is up-to-date and all videos, the Snob's or otherwise, will work on TGWTG. Thanks for your suggestion. I'll just keep trying to run the videos until they actually work.
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Oh hey its Colonel Sanders.
Wait What!
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I'm still trying to figure out what I actually saw there. Where does Brad find these films?
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lol, the Colonel Sanders bit threw me off....
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Holy shit Colonel Sanders...I had the same reaction you did. Its also nice to see Emily banks again after the Shore Leave episode of Star Trek.
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I literally couldn't believe my eyes when Col. Sanders appeared
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now could i.. the second he walked on screen i thought "WTF??? Col. Sanders??" Then I burst out laughing..
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Great review, I can't believe that was the real Col. Sanders. Also, the guy who covered the opening theme is cool for referencing The Neverhood. How's the foot doing too?
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virtually every film to prominently feature motorbikes as the main attraction is awful. All biker films are ether hippies doing dull stuff with their choppers or mullet men on hogs staring manfully into the middle distance to a soundtrack of vaguely country inflected soft-rock. Even the Anklebiters, a film allegedly about midget vampires, features the latter.
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The Colonel Sanders bit is so surreal, it might actually be genius.
The only thing that could be stranger is Wendy letting the pigtails down and starring in a They Call Her One Eye remake.
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Christ... this looks like something Herschell Gordon Lewis would do. Hell, it's almost the kind of crap he actually did do for Blood Feast. Of course, ole Herschell would never spring for such an lavish title sequence. Nor the rotoscoped tits.
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Damn you Snob! How could you review a movie that has Nazi biker, psuedo-Bond spies, AND Colonel Sanders? I had such a pretty mind . . . ::sobs::
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Wow just wow you can't get entertainment like that in movies anymore. I wonder what's the score on John Carradine movies The Snob has review. I think 5 with this one but I could be wrong.
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Yay! Cinema Snob!
I am curious about something though, I was only like 5 when this movie came out and I noticed that the trailer said it was rated "GP." My memory doesn't extend that far, but I don't remember any movies being rated "GP" and by the time I really started diving into movies, they didn't use it and used G/PG/R.
Can some movie history buff tell me what that was about?
I loved the Colonel's appearance. Definitely didn't see that coming. I think if I went into a KFC and saw the Colonel looming over us I'd probably have the same reaction Brad did. It would just feel.. strange. I wonder where this movie was shot? If I remember correctly, the first KFC shops started here in Utah and not Kentucky... was the Colonel roaming our KFCs in the 70s? I'd love to see if he made any other equally surreal appearances in an exploitation flick.
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GP was a rating used between 1970 and 1972; it replaced M (itself only used for three years as well) and was replaced by PG. Its very brief usage is probably why you've never heard of it.
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The Colonel also has a cameo in Herschell Gordon Lewis's The Blst Off Girls.
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Somewhere in the 60s there was a studio executive who thought:
"A Nazi biker gang can make ANY movie better!"
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Lmao what? the colonel??
i felt like i got flashbanged when i saw him
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Great review..I could tell that it was an Al Adamson movie during the opening credits because they look the same as the ones in East Meets Watts..Thanks Cinema Snob!!
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About the statutory rape comment, the age of consent in Nevada is 16. So it really wasn't statutory rape there.
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The girl Polanski raped was 13 years old. No matter how old she was, he had her drugged and she said no, so it would have been rape even if she'd been 70.
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I think that he was referring to the 16 year old girl in the movie rather than the girl Polanski actually raped.
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The Colonel's appearance was easily the best part of this whole film. I didn't even know that guy was REAL until this. I had a Santa Claus moment upon watching this review: "Its true! He is real! He is!" I guess this means that there might be a real Ronald McDonald, huh?
By the way, are you ever going to Brad Tries a KFC Double Down? That would be awesome.
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FilmBrain? Is that you?
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This looks... terrible. Oh well, and what's with all the fake tan?!?! They look friggin' orange!
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The sub-Pierre Kirby guy is Robert Dix, who appears in many Al Adamson movies and plays a spy who gets killed before the credits in Live and Let Die.
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at 1:50, i almost expected LittleKuriboh to pop in with "MADMEN ON MOTORCYCLES!!!"
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hehe would make a great double feature with The Pink Angels. Then again that actually has a lot of bikers in it lol.
Transvestite gay bikers that is
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So thats where the helicopter at the end of Demons 2 comes from!!!
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The weak or immature? Also, after the title Hells Bloody Devils, did we need to throw in the Nazi ideals as well. Also, I must find, "Faker,"
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this is the second video in a row where the snob and I had the same exact reaction. Last video it was the face during the "shatner" scene and this time I said "what the fuck?" about a second before the Snob did during the Colonel Sanders bit. Hahaha keep up the good work Brad.
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no madden, u won't put my hands up
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Col. Sanders is watching you masticate.
Bwa ha ha ha ha!
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Toonces, brilliant!
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This movie literally has everything. Col. Sanders, bikers, Nazis, secret agents, and John Carradine. An amazing review Brad.
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I believe Colonel Sanders just popping up like that counts as a 'Big Lipped Alligator Moment'.
Also, doesn't the woman singing 'Faker' during the opening credits sound like the same singer from the 'Manos' credits?
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Patton Oswalt and Col. Sanders FTW!
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Love the snob <3 So glad to see some new reviews! But for ultimate snobbage, needs more use of the word "oeuvre." Use it five times in a review and you win a cake! (Like, seriously. I'll totally bake you a cake. o 3o)
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Nazis, Bikers, shitty Bond knock offs and the colonel... am I tripping or is all this really happening?
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According to imdb this movie's alternate title was "The Fakers" so that's the only thing I could get from "FAKER!"
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LMAO at the colonel and love the NES version of the theme song.
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It's a cool synth version of the theme, though I wouldn't quite say that it's an NES version.
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Actually it was more like a Sega Genesis remix.
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It IS a Sega Genesis remix. I made it with the power of "The Ultimate Genesis Soundfont" and FL Studio 9.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwiAoa_nSuA
Anyways, thanks for all the praise! I'm a little bummed out that Brad didn't post the link to the actual song anywhere on this site or TGWTG, but I guess that's alright since my name is in the opening of the video.
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I think the helicopter explosion at the end was Col. Sanders with a bazooka!
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The Snob has returned and there was much rejoicing.
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Your reaction to the Colonel showing up goes right on the list of funniest Snob moments, along with the time-shifted phone call, and the happy squeak when you found out there were more Pierre Kirby movies.
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This review includes one of the best 'What the fuck's ever recorded. Awesome.
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When the "I hate" clip of the movie showed up, I immediately thought of Patton Oswalt. I'm so glad you did too. But you probably could've put some of his KFC bits in this review too and it would've worked.
Seriously, more movies need random cameos from Colonel Sanders in them. I don't care if he is dead.
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The Colonel?
Nazi Bikers?
Wanna be spys?
What the fuck were people taking during the 70s?
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What WEREN'T people taking in the 70's?
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I did a double-take at the Colonel Sanders cameo. At first I thought it was a WTF moment with an impersonator or something until I realized that that was the man himself. Even now I don't think it's fully sunk in. That was just bizarre.
This movie was made in the 70s, weren't they afraid that everyone watching would think they were just having a bad trip when Colonel Frickin' Sanders walked onscreen?
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Speaking of nazis and cameos, there's a very bad submarine german nazi shit movie which features Karl Doenitz at the end talking a lot of shit about fighting for the fatherland and blah blah to the really bad german actors(obvously the good actors like Karl Dielh left to the US).
I was like "Holy shit, isn't that the dude that ordened the no prisoners no survivors doctrine!".
I just watched it to compare it to the superior and more imparcial Das Boat by Wolfgang Petersen.
Please, don't ask me the name, I bet a lot of you might know it, even Brad himself(I bet XD).
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It's an Al Adamson production!
What did you expect?!?
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the intro song was epic xD
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When you cut to that Patton Oswalt bit, it genuinely felt like you were reading my mind.
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Welcome back Snob!!! You were very much missed bro.
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When Colonel Sanders appeared, I nearly died.
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The alternate title of "Hell's Bloody Devils" is "The Fakers." That is one possible explanation for the title song.
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I didn't know that about the Colonel, but I also assumed it was for money. Before he got into fast food Sanders did many careers from Lawyer to Midwife eventually figuring out that dressing like a colonel and selling roast chicken was the best movie.
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I realize this question is coming out of nowhere, Brad, but did you name your cat after the bartender in Kubrick's "The Shining"? I gots ta know.
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DAMN YOU CINEMA SNOB!!!!!!!
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Can't take criticism? What's the matter, Colonel? Chicken?!
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"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
That was an awesome review.
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I knew the redhead looked familiar. She was Yeoman Tania Barrows in the Star Trek episode "Shore Leave". Glad to see that her career went SOMEWHERE after that
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How bad can it be being rated GP(general Public)all ages permitted without supervision.I just watched the 1st 2 minutes so I dont know if Brad mentions it or not
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I dig the 8-bit music intro
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Speaking of Godfrey Ho... I just found out that there is a japanese powerviolence band named after him... I mentioned his films to a crust punk friend of mine, and he pulls out a compilation with a band named after the master...
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Trying to remember what review that hilarious Krueger guy is from. Best laugh ever!
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Like Blood of Ghastly Horror, this was a cut-and-paste job. The biker stuff was cut into the shelved spy movie, which was filmed 3 or so years earlier.
Read here: http://www.dvddrive-in.com/reviews/e-h/hellsbloodydevils6770.htm
And here: http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/cult_movies/hells_bloody_devils.htm
Oh, and even though that is the real Colonel Sanders, I'm pretty sure that the voice coming out of his mouth is dubbed. No idea why they'd have someone else loop him later, but I just know that the voice in this film sounds too deep and not raspy enough to be the real Colonel's voice...
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Your reaction to the Colonel might be my favorite Snob moment
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WoAH! I was laughing so hard i got a headache! Must have been the stress relief coming over me too dang fast!
Great review and didnt know Colonel Sanders was in so many of these. Herschell Gordon Lewis on the dialogue commentary of WIZARD OF GORE mentioned how he got the Colonel to do a scene in one of his establiments. Herschell Gordon Lewis also mentioned his great love for fried chicken and how he would go anywhere if someone was cooking up fried chicken. Wonder how many fans took him up on it
Welcome back Cinema Snob Welcome back! as they would say in the 1970s show WELCOME BACK KOTTER.
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Wow, this movie hurt my brain with all the Mystery Science Theater 3000 connections! You had Greydon Clark (Director of Angels Revenge and Final Justice) The Girl in Gold Boots herself and John Carrodine! (Who had a bit part in Red Zone Cuba)
But the Col Sanders cameo left me just as WTF as Brad! Your reaction was priceless Brad, Bravo!
I love these spliced together movies, they make a wonderful train wreck. What a bad movie that was.
Great review Snob!
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Outside of your double-take over Colonel Sanders' cameo, the best part of the review was the backstory on the cameo. Apparently, product placement didn't start with E.T. I noticed Bud Carlos' name in the credits in addition to Graydon Clark's. Was Laslo Kovacs the director of photography? Who was the cameraman responsible for shooting Easy Rider mentioned in the trailer? Inquiring minds want to know.
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How to tell your exploitation film is going to be completely lame: it's rated GP. Mind you, that's also a pretty laser-precise indication of when this was released!
Colonel Sanders' totally random and out-of-place cameo was HILARIOUS!
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Did anyone else notice that the final shot looks like it was done in on the same set as the original "i spit on your grave" rape scene. also, thinking back, that set looks suspiciously like the same set as the Brady bunch. That would be totally freaky
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Brad "The Fakers" was a working title for the film back when it was still considered a spy film in (1967) my guess the song was for that film.
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