KUNG TAI TED: "Dragon Lives Again"
While Kung Tai Ted breaks down one of the wackiest of the Bruceploitation films, a new villain awaits to defeat Ted.
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no crossovers!
maybe the 100th episode was the last time!
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Nice episode. Well Kung Tai Ted have to get a partner or backup? I would guess so.
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Nice episode
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Oh man.
That spoof at the end was almost like a classic HK flick with that Aussie guy.
This is going to be SO FREAKIN' AWESOME.
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"that Aussie guy."
Shhhh, we don't talk about him anymore. >_>
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Oh you mean Pierre Kirby?
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Oh shit, it's Hitman! ...And apparently he's decided to rock the Cool Hand Luke shades.
Hey, he's more convincing than Timothy Olyphant.
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Holy shit, who drew that title card?
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How long have you been sitting on Kung Tai Head?
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Haha, please tell me this is going into a Pierre Kirby style action flick!
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Pierre Kirby style? No, please tell me this is going into a Pierre Kirby action flick, full stop! The way Ho put Kirby into movies, you just need good editing to pull it off. It might be a big project (possibly bigger than the Caligula review), but it would be sooooo awesome!
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That Popeye plays the mob boss in the original Departed (Infernal Affairs)!
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When I saw the Opening Credits Move (in.. ya know.. the opening) I was expecting it to be the 'Good Sportsmanship Toss- Where, should you ask nicely and offer your arms, the minions you are fighting will kindly lift you back up onto your feet and play a merry round of dosey-do"
And with Jerrad and 'Salomon', probably want to have them actually say totally diffrent lines since.. ya know.. it's not really a bad dub if their mouths still match the words dubbed over lol
Otherwise, YAY Brucespoitation!
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Guess you've never seen any movies with Richard Norton as a bad guy...
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The ending Solomon sequence is a direct homage to 80s Godfrey Ho villains, where it was bad dubbing over English speaking actors. It's a pretty spot on spoof actually.
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Solomon reminded me of the gringo drug dealer bad guy in the original "El Mariachi" - mostly the white shirt and the clunky 90's cell phone.
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Glad you tackled this film. Absolute lunacy at its finest. I'm a big fan of "Bruce" Leung Siu Lung; outside of the little Bruceploitation he was involved with, he was quite a charismatic actor & really badass fighter. It's cool that Kung Fu Hustle gave him exposure to a newer generation.
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Great ep as usual, and I loved the use of Alan Parsons Project's Sirius; I wish it and Eye in the Sky weren't separate songs.
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Awesome. Kinda sad you didn't make a SHOCKER reference with the skeleton crew. Or a Skeleton Krew reference, either. ...god, I watch too many kid shows x.x;
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Huh? James Rolfe at the end?
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Solomon Samson Zuccor.
Loved the cell phone. Haha, this is going to be an awesome story arc.
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really brings back memories of the Harry Knuckles movies... am I the only one who ever saw those?
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I too know the wonderment that is Harry Knuckles.
Judging by this review the movie goes from boner jokes to a fuckfest involving multiple popular characters from unrelated movies and popular genres.
I think we've found the historical legacy of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's "______ Movie" series.
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the title card is amazing!
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I'm so confused by this movie... and why does Jerrid look like a drug dealer from Miami Vice.. or a 70s porno.
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Seriously, why didn't they have him fight the Big G-Man? That was the only thing missing.
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Who knew that Vito Coreleone could do a mean tiger style?
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Nice one. The influences *cough* Terror Serpent and American Eagle *cough* are pretty clear, but it's still very entertaining. I wonder when some other format gets Godfrey-Hoed while different Ted Fights get spliced in.
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Bradsters- That was one superduper trippy movie. It's like the kind of dream I'd have if I ate a pepperoni pizza and ice cream just before bedtime. It kind of reminds me of the Mick Farren novel The Further Adventures of Jim Morrison in the Afterlife. The story follows Jim beyond the grave as he saunters through alternate dimensions where our souls can create any reality they wish. Jim ends up treking throught a Hollywood facade of Tombstone complete with a boozy Doc Holiday gunfighter, a robot
Godzilla monster piloted by a TV addicted Jesus Christ and his harem of anime vizens, a scifi futuristic dictatorship rulled over by the dogheaded ancient Egyptain god Anubus who explodes his own nuke and a run in with Tricky Dick Nixon at a gambling casino nestled way in a mountain top bunker in Hell. If fact if I had the money I'd shoot that whole books as an indy movie but cast you Brad at the lead. Who needs Jim Morrison when I've got my own Val Kilmer in you?
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That ending sequence was absolutely amazing. I'd love to see more of that. (That Salomon... what a useless guy!) Great episode!
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Hell yes Brad vs. Jerrid.
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I think the sequence at the end is some of your best work ever.
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Holy shit it's Derek Diamond
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lol......another example of a movie that either has the greatest idea of all time or the stupidest.
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Awesome review, is Ed Glaser coming back to fight Ted yet again ?
What was the BGM playing when we first see Solomon ?
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I laughed when i realized that you dubbed over your friends with yourself.
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I absolutely loved the Ho-style scene at the end, aside from being shot on digital, that's pretty much what any Ho film was like.
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Great episode, but where is that music coming from in the "crossover" scene with Jarrid from? I've heard it before, but not really able to place it atm...
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It's Sirius by the Alan Parnsons Project. BUT, I know exactly what you mean, it's in something else too. If you've ever played the Deus Ex mod 'The Nameless Mod' I'm pretty sure it's one of the songs that plays when people are talking. If it's not the same song entirely the song motif plays.
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most epic title card ever
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Enemies of Imagination Land? The only thing missing is the forest animals who want to rape and murder everything.
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I love the subtle joke about most characters in these exploitation movies being dubbed by the same person
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yo brad have you ever considered snobbing
or....kung tai ted...ing enter the dragon?
this is a truly epixploitation movie
many varieties of exploitation ^_^
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A scifi futuristic dictatorship rulled over by the dogheaded ancient Egyptain god Anubus who explodes his own nuke and a run in with Tricky Dick Nixon at a gambling casino nestled way in a mountain top bunker in Hell.
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All I know is this: there is very good chance that when I die, both my 5th grade teacher and Kurt Russel in his "Snake Pliskin" character, are going to be waiting for me...with nail bats.
Suddenly, death is alot scarier.
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Hello, love this epesode and kung tai ted! (Kung chi Ned!) I was wondering what the song is that is during he "Fake Erection"! Please help me i know i have heard it so many times i just dont rember what it was
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You can do anything you think you can.
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I really want to find this movie, somehow.
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Judging by this reactions of everybody, I do think It had been a pretty good plan to talk about it the following. When i wish I really could respond more rapidly.
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