Creepozoids
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The Cinema Snob: Creepozoids
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Holy Crap I love this movie!
Picked it up at the local video store years back, it had a great cover.
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Is your cell phone from before 1995 as well?
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Brad. Ever since the snob was on the tubes, the theme always manages to bring a great smile to my face.
Thank you.
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THANK YOU!!!! I TOLD YOU it was right up your alley!
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I have Creepozoids on VHS. Rented it solely on the premise (or novelty) of the cover art, then bought it during Hollywood Video's liquidation sale. Man what a shitfest.
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"I want to check its protein!"
Great review as always; always saw this at every video store I went to - glad I saw it was as bad as expected!
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I just bought an original poster for this 5 days before this video came out. It's hanging framed in my room.
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Probably good that this movie was terrible. If it had been a huge success Ashlyn Gere wouldn't have switched to porn.
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I find it hilarious how they keep usuing slang words that are pretty fucking specific as new slang. Why not go to the logical next step "Let rimjob it!" or "I'll 69 you, you sonofabitch!"
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Good job on the review. Good to see you working again.
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PLEASE tell me this is the beginning of an "Alien Rip-off" series of reviews... I've been waiting for this.
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This is one of those movies that I would always see in the video store back in the day and ALMOST rent but never quite do it. Clearly my judgement was sound.
Sho' Nuff!
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lol I was excited to see this review because I actually just saw this movie recently and the only good part is when Linnea Quigley shows her tits lol she's my favorite scream queen but not even she could save this wrectched excuse for a movie she's the only reason and I watched and when she got killed I was like fuck this and this movie actually ends on a fucking cliff hanger!
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Is it just me or did the opening part look like where they filmed Warrior of The Lost World?
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Oh yeah, the Creepozoids, what a funny little trasher. Nice to see the cinema snob go at it again, but I'd really hoped for reviews of "Violent Shit 2" and 3, cause there are so fuckin' many things to make fun of.
At least, please, please, please review "Dämonenbrut" in the near future, that would be extremly over-the-top-awesome, because, wow, this movie has everything:
Shitty directing, shitty actor, shitty effects and shitty hardcore tentacel rape in one. It's just... wow! Do it, Snob, I know you can!
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The monster's offspring looks like the Freddy baby from Nightmare on elm street 5.
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if you like this you should give terror within/2 a chance.
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RATS!! That's the film for the next Bruno Mattei show then?
......Please?
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Part of me wants to believe you did this review SOLELY to make the joke about Bennett giving you the Brain Wash drink.
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One of your funnies. Your reaction shots and quips get better and better. You portrait the snob's emotions very convincingly.
Your writing seems to have a few flaws though, maybe you're still a bit tired from shooting Paranoia:
-I think you actually wanted to say that the opening scientist would be MORE concerned by air.
-Wouldn't queefing acid add injury to insult and not the other way round?
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*looks at his collection of Zoid models across the room*
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*looks at the monster thing*
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How the fuck does that work?!
By the way, they aren't part man. They're giant bio-mechanical animals that are piloted by humans.
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Am I the only one who noticed that there was only one creepozoid?
They should have named this one Creepozoid, and then made a sequel with more than one, called Alien 2.
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I can't believe you never made a Freakazoid reference! That's the first thing I thought of when I saw the title.
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One of my favorites i've seen at least fifty times when i used to have it on vhs. Didnt realise it was so short. No wonder i enjoyed it so much. My brother inlaw couldnt stand the fact that the baby creepozoid who was much smaller was tossing around the grown actor with no logic of weight. Yea i dont even weigh a pound but am gonna toss your 150+ pound a** around like a barbie doll. Weee! See?
Thanks CinemaSnob for another instant classic review.
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anyone see the parallel between the "newborn" Half Human/Half Alie...sorry Creepozoid creature here and the one featured in Alien Resurrection?
God I bet Director Jean-Pierre Jeunet did. If so no wonder that film was so shit.
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Lol dude, were you referencing "The Sage" with the line about drinking poisonous drinks from guys named Bennett? If not, then it's a wicked funny coincidence O.o.
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Wow, i wasn't expecting the Evil Baby ending. Still, it looked like a crappy movie before that and now it looks like a hilariously awful movie
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OMG. This is one of my favorite movies!
Great reviw as always. Still wating for Turkish Star Trek.;]
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According to Urban Dictionary a Creepazoid is a person/ some one who does something Creepy.
Much like Christian Weston Chandler
Also @ DancingMad NEEEEEEEEEEERRRD
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Great review, but what anger!
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The Bennett "Sage" reference was awesome!
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Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure they don't run around in their underwear.
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Crapazoids!
Great work as always, Snobby!
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this movie was on doc mock
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The 'Snob NEVER fails too deliver the funny.Never
Oh,and it was sad to here about Stephen J Cannel's passing.I mention that as you use The Last American Hero as the theme tune.Not a show that aired over here but it suits the snob somehow.
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Loved the video, but can anyone explain why the hell the "Creepozoid" gives birth, reminds me of the ending to Violent Shit.
Also I think you should review Rats sometime I'm curious what that movie is like.
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Oh so many references in this one, and oh so few I actually knew.
You inspire me, Brad, to watch more terrible movies so I'll know what you're talking about when you're making fun of other terrible movies.
Yep, sounds like a good use of my time.
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Hey, it's good to see a new Cinema Snob review! And a truly hilarious one at that! I just happened to have met Linnea Quigley at Monster-Mania Con 16 at Hunt Valley, MD, along with other cast members of THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (celebrating its 25th anniversary BTW). She signed my RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD Blu-ray/DVD and SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 1 & 2 DOUBLE FEATURE DVD; she was so incredibly nice, and she even had a doll of her character Trash in RETURN! The pictures are on my MySpace page if you're interested. Anyway, this little oddity from David DeCoteau sounds like fun!
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Anyone else remember 1998? When the world was a blackened husk?
Good times.
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Brad, Djangokill is right, Voodoo Black Exorcist has potential to be a hilarious snob video and could you also take a look at Dawn of the Mummy and let us know if we should keep our eyes out for those in the future. Thanks .
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When I saw the first rat pop out, my first thought was "I named the big one 'Bitey'."
Fun review, always nice to see a new Snob episode.
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Love the review. Hearing you say Shonuf, oddly enough, made me curious if there will ever be a kung tie ted or even a cinema snob review of The Last Dragon
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Are we going to not count Food of the Gods because the bedlam didn't reach apocalypse levels?
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SO GLAD THE SNOB IS BACK IN TOWN!!!
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Someone please make a .gif of 7:46-7:49
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Not as good as your Violent Shit review, but that review is hard to top. And why so few comments? You better not be going Spoony on me Brad!
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i've heard of this movie,think i'll check it out next time i see it.
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That is really a cheesy movie...I gotta see it sometime! Great review!
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The only Bennett I could think of was the one played by Vernon Wells, especially since he had made a Road Warrior reference before that.
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You stopped caring when Linnea Quigley died? How dare you! She's given you so much! She danced naked in a graveyard and became a naked zombie after that. As a demon, she put lipstick around her breast THEN in it! When she dies and really dies it's tragic.
Perhaps I shouldn't care what happens to you when you die. What have you done for me breast wise?
For shits and/or giggles, try Demons(1985). I assume you've already seen it as it is an Argento film, but I just love hearing a black man in West Berlin say, "A Demon, an instrument of evil."
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for a second there I thought the music during the backstory was going to break into Michael Jackson's "Beat it" XD
awesome job as always!
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How come I can't see many of your Cinema Snob videos? I don't think that they aren't available in Scandinavia, or? Or are the older ones just erased?
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nice word crepozoid
Paola
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Great work dude, u gave nice post to us. Thanks for spending the time to discuss this, I feel strongly about it and love learning more on this topic.
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lolz, you're such a beast!!! I love this writing!!! it's so on point, I hope you win an award this year!!! ^_^
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Wow!, this was a real quality post. In theory I'd like to write like this too - taking time and real effort to make a good article... but what can I say... I keep putting it off and never seem to get something done.
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You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog. Thanks
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The Creepazoid looked like if you'd combined the Alien with a stag beetle; this is almost as derivative as "Creature" (the one with Klaus Kinski on Titan.)
The slang he's using is Vietnam war milspeak; "humping it" means marching, usually with a full pack. "Shagging" means being quick about something, though they would usually use "double-time." I'm guessing he also used "clicks" (kilometers) possibly "sitrep" (situation report) in the crap we didn't see. If not you were lucky.
"The earth is a smoking husk"....that looks like an abandoned industrial park in Detroit. Riight.
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The music that plays during the text screen sounds like an awesome Sega Mega-Drive game
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This is such a great resource that you are providing and you give it away for free. I love seeing websites that understand the value of providing a quality resource for free.
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There seems to be an error with this video. It won't play...at all. Is there some trouble on Blip?
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Yes, I cannot play this video here, on youtube, TGWTG.com OR blip! It just says "Sorry, we're unable to play this video." And I was on a roll too! I've been watching ALL your videos on here in as few sittings as possible so please try to fix the error so I can see more!
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It's fixed! Thank you for taking the time and energy to do so
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creepozoids*
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Yay it's fixed! Thank you for taking the time and energy to do so. Now I don't have to tell people I've seen all of the Cinema Snob except Creepozoids anymore!
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well that was odd.. the first time I made the post it didn't post, so I redid it and now it showed up after I made the second one... Oops!
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I'm unsure about "shag it," but to "hump it" means to get a move on in a timely manner, essentially.
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While going through this post I felt that you have done a lot of research on the topic, I appreciate your efforts and glad that I found your blog. Keep posting such informative content.
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Brad, I fucking love the snob, I love your theme song. One thing about the word "hump", they incorrectly used a military term. Which means "march or hike carrying a rucksack; to perform any arduous task."
The only arduous task must of been watching that half-screen text for too long. Much respect to you, your website and the others involved.
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Why didn't you reference the "Creepazoid" cartoon from WB?
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