Weasels Rip My Flesh
The Cinema Snob tackles a movie about paper mache weasels, directed by a teenager.
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The Cinema Snob: Weasels Rip My Flesh
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For some reason I want to see a Platinum Dunes remake of this film.
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I'm first to comment! Sorry, just had to do that. Great review, Brad. Many laughs as always.
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I'm first to comment! Sorry, just had to do that. Great review, Brad. Many laughs as always.
Sorry, I WAS first for the first ten seconds I was typing this.
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That was amazing! and yes that did look like a pile of shit biting people arms off XD
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kitty! there got that out of my system.
also fun to see the movie title Abracadaver. there's a staff in world of warcraft called that so I had a chuckle seeing it.
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...The Cinema Snob Presents: "Siamese Cats Rip my Film!"
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Dear lord, this is a piece of shit. I could see if this was just him getting together with a few friends and making a movie just for shits and giggles, but this guy is actually serious! And I am pretty sure the stupid evil bunny from Monty Python Holy Grail looked more realistic, and y9u could practically see the Made In China tag on it! Great review though, you never cease to make me laugh.
P.S.- I love it when your kitty makes a cameo *Imitates JewWario* KITTY!!!!
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Best part? Cat cameo about 9:00 in, look at the bottom right.
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So all those adults took trust in a 16 year old to make a film. uhh sure.
Great review, Brad. ^_^
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES! I've been waiting for this one for awhile. I caught a hint of it when you mentioned all the things that we would see you go up against this year.
I saw this back in College. On Halloween, we'd have the trick or treat grabbag where a bunch of random horror flicks were put in a bag, some good, some awful; but regardless, whatever was pulled out would be the movie of the night. This was one of the first "Tricks" that ever came out of that bag. Ugh...
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You have to admire a film where every other main character is rocking a porn stache. Nah, fuck it, this movie is still a piece of shit.
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What...
Not a single Frank Zappa reference? FOR SHAME, BRAD.
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Rzzzzzz!
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Was going to say that Evil McBlueJacket even *looked* like Frank Zappa!
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Nevermind that, how come there isn't any mentions of Monsturd during the creature scenes?
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One of my favorite Zappa albums. I'm surprised there was no reference... more people need to get to know some Frank Zappa!
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CAT!
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DOG!
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SQUIRREL!
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BIRRRRD!
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Society.
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The final frontier.
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Actually, as I own a pair of rats, I... think that's a black gerbil and not a rat. http://www.popularpets.net/gerbils/pictures/black-mongolian-gerbil/male-black-gerbil.jpg
Which makes as much sense as anything in the movie. That, and weasels are mustalids (same family group as skunks and wolverines), and not a rodent.
... I'm done biology nerding it up in here.
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At least you put more research into this movie than they did.
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As an owner of MANY gerbils in the past I can say with confidence that that is a gerbil who has yet to have it's morning coffee. The dang things look downright mangeie first thing in the morning.
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I couldn't tell if it was a rat or a gerbil so I flipped a coin and went with rat. Oopsie =)
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It's ok we still love you.
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I think I can forgive you.
Maybe.
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D'you guys see what he did there?
You sneak. You used a double-tailed coin! You won't get away with this!
The next video you post that has ONE more rodent related mistake...expect a package in 3 days filled with beady-eyed, flesh-eating rodents of many shapes and sizes. Then I'll record all of it in an extremely grainy filter while you get devoured by them. You'll see, Mister Jones. You'll see.
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The rat was cute even if weasels are not rodents
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The rat was cute, even if it wasn't a weasel and even if weasels are not rodents.
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I love this film (tons of gory Super-8 fun).
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Man-weasel versus Weasel-shark equals AWESOME.
Hilarious comments throughout, wow. The movie... looks like it'd have some SyFy potential in there-
...Wait, I forget everything these days involves CG. Scratch that.
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I am surprised you didn't rip on this part, during the "shark attack" when the shark is moving away you can see a guy's hand on top of the shark.
Great review
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Think of it this way: in Futurama's Universe 1, you got it right and there were many comments acclaiming you for your rodent expertise.
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I don't envy you. A movie not even worth wiping my ass with.
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Indie film doesn't much more indie than this.
One of your best reviews so far, I'd say.
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It's nice to see your cat make an official apearence in a snob video.
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The 16 year old who made this piece of shit is a fucking hero
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Awesome Lloyd Close-Up
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Is that... cherry pie filling coming out of that guy's arm?
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Cat head spotted at 9:04.
I haven't laughed so much in ages. This movie looks so hilariously bad. Anyway good video Brad, you were really in a sweet spot with this one.
Also, OMFG your cat = win! What's his name?
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Kitteh cameo at the end made my day!
Lloyd for the president! \o/
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Cute kitty !!!!!!!!!!!!!
( =ºωº=)
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Now no offense Brad, but this shit still to this day looks like it has way more production value than any of the stuff that you've ever done. Just saying.
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Couldn't disagree more. Aside from "Midnight Heat" (which does admittedly look like shit), all of Brad's stuff has much higher production values than this film, even the Brad and Jerrid shorts. "Hooker with a Heart of Gold" looks especially good considering it was probably made for about $20. I mean Christ, in this one you can't even see what's going on half the time.
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Yeah, you know that The Cinema Snob is not me right? It's a character. As in fictitious. I'll be the first to admit that a lot of the movies featured on The Snob are a lot more well made than my own movies. But some of them aren't
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I guess the question is whether a fictitious persons should be giving fictitious reviews at all. At some point trying to be funny conflicts with trying to be objective.
I like your show but always take it with a grain of salt.
So I have to ask, When should I stop taking the weasel movie seriously? When I did, when the Snob did, or when the you that isn't in your show did? I think it's worth watching (The Weasel movie)to laugh at the gore they could produce.
And I've been chain smoking and drinking for hour so
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But Brad doesn´t even try to be objective. It´s just a linear sequence of jokes made on the premise of a snobby film critic reviewing godawful trash movies.
And while I agree that Brads movies (at least the ones I´ve seen so far) look like the digital equivalent of "shot on shitteo", the dialogue writing is better than in many movies with a much larger budget I´ve seen.
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Maybe this will help you out. The Cinema Snob does not do objective reviews. He does comedic linear reviews riffing the movie. An episode of The Cinema Snob is as much of an objective review as an episode of Rifftrax. If I were to be objective, the review would not be like this, with a fake character making jokes through the whole thing.
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If you take these as serious reviews, you're kinda missing the point. These aren't to be taken seriously as reviews. They're meant to make jokes at the expense of the movie and poking fun at angry movie critics. Nothing more, nothing less. Being objective has no place in this show, because these are not reviews.
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Have you ever actually seen any of Brad's movies? They are a billion times more well made than this. Ironically, given that he's coined this term, Brad is probably the best shot-on-shitteo director who ever lived.
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Way to be an asshole and simultaneously cower behind internet anonymity with a string of numbers as a name. You sure showed us, random person no one cares about.
By the way, if you put "Just saying" at the end of a dickhead remark, it doesn't make you less of a prick.
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KITTY!!!!
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That is one adorable weaselratgerbil.
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The looter raccoon returns!!
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Well, the Snob has covered killer slugs and killer weasel-like things along with another killer shark "sequel".
Which killer animals will be next?
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How about "Night of the Lepus." There's nothing scarier than gigantic, carnivorous bunny rabbits.
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I remember Phelous covered it in one of his early reviews but the Snob could take a shot at it.
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Or how about...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076504/
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I vote yes. That would be HILARIOUS.
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Bunnicula?
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Anyone else notice that at 5:18 the blonde kid runs exactly like Dr. Sattler escaping from the raptors in Jurassic Park?
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All Right! Another Snob. I am so excited. I can't wait to get home tonight and watch this.
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Unfortunately, the doctor in this movie gives a more convincing performance than the doctor in your movie.
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Hey it's the same guy who nitpicked that an artificial golden heart was unrealistic! What do you got for us this time? "Green goop doesn't come from Venus; everyone knows that Goop is central to just Pluto. So unrealistic." Idiot. Go back to watching a Terrence Malick movie. Also, the acting in Hooker was light years ahead of this thing. Trolls gotta troll.
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13minutes 58secs in i would just like to say
CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Next we need Geek Maggot Bingo!
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more of that cat, please
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You have the cutest cats.
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AWWWW He is such a cute kitty :3
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Did they just not have any FERRETS in the '70s? Honestly, -I- could shoot a better "Weasels Rip My Flesh" in the local pet shop. It'd be a little "Blair Witch Project"-esque because I'd be filming the inside of the ferret cage in the dark with a pocket flashlight, but it'd still be more convincing than this bucket of crap.
Also, I adore your cat. ^^ Sometimes, when the cat wanders into the shot, I just let my brain get distracted from whatever shitsploitation is being discussed and go to my happy "Cat!" place.
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Giving people rabies and becoming immortal? Was this film Chuck Palahniuk's inspiration for Rant?
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WTF!?.
You got balls XD
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That radioactive goo looks an awful lot like egg yolks.
Weasels are NOT in the Rodent family, they're in the Musteline family.
It's not a rat, it's a groundhog/woodchuck.
Manweasel or Dr Zoidberg?
Oh no! It's Mr Bill!
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Finally, your cat got the moment of fame he was demanding.
Give him an own space please.
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i own this movie, and always wondered if this movie is just one huge Zappa reference. Album name/mustaches everywhere!
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Ha, I was just thinking that the title must have been a Zappa reference.
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Reminds me of the movies i made as a kid with a vhs cam with my little brother. Except I probably had better framing and effects.
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Great stuff. Surprised you didn't mention the fact that in many of the scenes you showed, they clearly had sampled music and sound effects from "Horror at Party Beach", which compared to this film is "Touch of Evil".
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You ever thought of reviewing the AVGN's old ass movies he shot at home? Could be some delicious reviewer drama there.
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Sadly, I would much rather watch this film than Chatterbox. And unfortunately, I have seen Chatterbox.
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Thanks for the truth in advertising at the beginning. I realize Cinema Snob is mostly a performance piece, but ripping into a 16-year-old for using whatever materials he had at hand seems a little mean-spirited. As if the train in Ghosts of Mars didn't look like a scale model. Apparently, the kid has kept working on his craft.
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Hahaha... I never thought I'd see you review a Nathan Schiff movie. I gotta admit though, this one is probably the one I liked least of his films. Long Island Cannibal Massacre and They Don't Cut The Grass Anymore is two of my favorite ultra-lowbudget films, mainly due to their outlandish turns in plot. And had Vermillion Eyes been shot with something else than a Super 8 you can't hardly see what's going on, I'd say it'd be a classic.
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Has anyone noticed that at 9:01, a killer weasel enters the frame at right? I think it's the same weasel in the "random shot" at 13:58.
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Awesome cat close-up.
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It's just me or blib.tv is getting an error in this video?
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I just HAD to say - this was one of the very best Snob vids. Very funny! ILMAO! Thank you so much.
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The video quality in some of the scenes is so bad... it reminds me of my shitty camrea work from some of my videos.
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Well that looks like a winner.
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Looks like a winner.
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Hey Snob, I've got one for you: LIGHT BLAST, a 1985 action movie starring Erik Estrada of CHiPS fame and directed by Enzo G. Castellari (THE INGLORIOUS BASTARDS). In it, Estrada is a San Francisco cop in pursuit of a mad scientist/extortionist and his laser that can melt anything and anyone! I watched my Code Red DVD of this movie (which I used to watch on WGBS Philly 57 when I was a teen) and saw it as prime Snob material (since MST3K is gone). Oh, really funny review of WEASELS RIP MY FLESH BTW; loved the Joe Spinell reference and Foghorn Leghorn inserts. "Goddamn Cheese 'N Crackers!" FTW!
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Oh look, it isn't even an original idea.
http://www.klopfers-web.de/pictures/20101124234855.jpg
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What, no mention of The Killer Shrews? I'm pretty sure MST3k even name drops this movie (well most likely the Frank Zappa song, but hey). Actually Crow says "Weasels Ripped My Flesh, RZZZZZ" on a few different episodes. I had no idea there was a movie named that until this video. Thank you, Brad, for letting us laugh about love, again.
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9:01 That's not a weasel either. Looks like a domesticated feline of some sort
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A man-turd monster! Damn funny! Where do you find these crappy movies?
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@9:01
that fucking cat
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This is such a great resource that you are providing and you give it away for free.
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Awww a kitty ^_^
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KITTY!
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At least this isn't "The Killer Shrews." That movie used minatures and dogs wrapped up in rugs! X_x BTW, Brad, plz review the above Film and "Night of The Lepus." (A film about giant killer bunnies. X_x)
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Perhaps the director saw the cover of this old Man's Life magazine: http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/6/8/104768.jpg?v=1
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