Home Sweet Home
The Cinema Snob gives anything but thank to this 1981 Thanksgiving slasher film.
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FIRST!!!! Finally! Sorry everyone, I never get first
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Congratulations; your life is complete. Now you can go ahead and kill yourself... your life won't get any better than this particular moment.
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Oh for a "Like" button!
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Well this put me in the mood to murder all of my horribly offensive family members ^_^ thanks Brad. although i wont actually kill anyone i loved watching these stupid people die. especially the one known simply as mistake....TT_TT what shame he has brought apon guitar.
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...And Tufo is just not an anagram of tofu. In Spanish, it means 'stink'. So... very appropriate.
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Wow. I think Mistake just edged out Droppo from 'Santa Claus Conquers The Martians' as most annoying comic relief in a film. At least he gets killed.
Did you notice the 1976 'King Kong' poster at 8:21? The characters were so uninteresting that my eyes immediately saw it.
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That looks like a pretty awful movie.
Mistake seemed annoying as hell. Though the surviving chick was cute.
Btw, I never knew Brad was allergic(or just hates) green beans.
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Dead body by Jake
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I lost it at "Marcel Mar-suck"...but you should have thrown in an "Edward James Almost" for good measure
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Marcel Mar-suck...
Brad, you are a wordsmith par excellence. Bravo.
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I totally agree
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I think I'll post this here, as I am not sure if you read comments on old videos.
How come you never reviewed Zombie 3? I haven't seen it myself but it was directed by Bruno Mattei so it should be worthy of a snobbing.
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Nice Review, Loved The Thief and the Cobbler/David Copperfleid Reference there xD
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What better way to celebrate Thanksgiving than with a bunch of turkeys getting carved up? Great one, CS!
BTW, seeing that the character was none other than Jake "Body by Jake" Steinfeld, we should notice this was probably his biggest role other than as a cabbie in "Coming To America". Poor guy.
- TGWD
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I'm sorry... I lost my shit when the killer dove onto the hood of the car and squished that guy. I was laughing so hard I had to go back and watch the scene again just so I could continue forth with the review.
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I hear you. That flying body splash to the car hood was one of the funniest things I've seen recently. It needs to be replayed over and over.
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Today I'm giving thanks to my family and the internet critics that keeps entertaining me this past year including you Brad.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
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I must admit I liked the beer-drinking kill at the very beginning. It all fell apart from there.
Happy Turkey Day, Brad!
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I just IMDB'd the movie. And pretty mucch EVERYONE besides FOUR characters went off to do other work. Everyone else vanished off the face of the fucking planet.
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And to think, I thought the only Thanksgiving slasher was that fake trailer done by Eli Roth.
Like the new Battlestar Galactica reference when the Edward James look-alike died.
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Don Edmonds (Ilsa shewolf)part must be the only interesting thing in it.
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Hehe, it's fun you mentioned David Hess as we first see the killer... because that's pretty much my reaction on seeing this guy too. This was such an underwhelming film, but the constantly amused killer helped it at little.
Nice and fun snobbing of this one~
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That bit where he hits the old lady and they do the dramatic zoom/freeze frame was hilarious. LOL
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I bought this movie off Ebay about 3 years ago, because i became obsessed with sallee young, or elyse. I saw a movie called demented, and though, ok why not. i was so amazed, by the main characters performance, that...i was, and AM at a loss for words. Her voice is so high pitched, and...the way she cries to Harry Reems "I was raped" its just so WONDERFUL! she is a queen and that is why i bought home sweet home. I was really hoping for a sallee young or demented comment, but if you have not seen that movie brad. Please check it out!
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The killer is the "Body by Jake" fitness video guy. Wow, I'm sure he doesn't put this on his resume.
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Nice review. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Okay, this killer is great. Elbow dropping the hood of a car on someone, laughing hysterically and happily, that crazy smile.
Amazing!
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Brad this is the second time I've heard you bash green beans and peas this week (I watched the Jones Soda video first).
Green Beans and Peas are good for you. 20 year old Crystal Pepsi is not. Green vegetables have vitamins, fiber and stuff our the body needs.
I think you got sick as a child after eating the green beans as a mental defense in retaliation to the woman who "made" you eat them. You've been rebelling ever since.
Choosing old soda over greens and veggies is akin to feeding a child liquor instead of water.
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Then I'll eat something good for me that I actually like =) Just because it's healthy doesn't mean it automatically tastes good.
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It was an okay, I guess. I think you set the bar pretty high with "Blood Freak", for the cheer WTF-ness factor in that thing. This just seems like a cheesy, by-the-book slasher.
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I actually liked this "review," mainly because you seemed to put a little more effort in the humor than just peppering us with f-bombs between clips.
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You didn't reference the boom mic at 4:05-4:06 of your review. Upper left, among the trees. You're slipping, lol j/k
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I'm impressed by how non-stereotypical the gay character in this movie appears to be.
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Hey...Vegas Vacation wasn't too bad!
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Looking through this, I accumulate a lot of thoughts - what to achieve, what to say, what to verbalize but nothing but I have knowledge of for a fact is that I am knocked out by the pleasant means of the creator
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haha, awesome review. loved it.
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HAHAHAHA yet another HIGHlarious review!! i giggled like a school girl when i saw the killer jump on the hood of that car! and to be fair i think anyone would react the same as the killer if offered a can Budweiser!
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Ha, I freakin' hate green beans! They used to make me eat them too. They're disgusting!!!!
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i love that ELECTRIC guitar don't you!?!
peas are the ones that get me
they still gross me out
even these movies make me less sick
shamefully i'm not joking :/
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Brad, while you were reviewing this movie I also forgot that the movie took place on Thanksgiving! Another good snobbing of a terrible film! Thanks!!
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This is such a great resource that you are providing and you give it away for free.
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"Body by Jake," no!
Judging by quality, this looks to sourced from the Media Home Entertainment VHS. Always nostalgic about that company, since I was introduced to "Night of the Living Dead," "Halloween," "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," the "Elm Street" series, "Basket Case," "Maniac" (the Spinell one), "The Groove Tube" and "Killer Klowns From Outer Space" through them. Lucky I missed out on this and "Deathrow Gameshow" during my video store prowling years, but seeing as how this is my first comment after watching a bender of these, awesome job, Brad. I still feel compelled to masochistically watch several them out of curiosity's sake, but these are some great heads-up warnings.
But to be fair, Media were also responsible for exposing me to "Sleepaway Camp," "The Curse," "Mannequin" and "Think Big" as a boy.
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lol my grandad always used to force me and my brother to always eat all our dinner,sucked balls
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For some reason that theme reminds of pink elephants on parade from Dumbo.
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2 things Brad as Snob missed. Killer played by Jake Steinfeld Body By Jake himself.
Then the guy telling the 4 year old "if you don't eat your you can't get dessert", calls for "if you don't eat your beans how can you get any pudding" from Pink Floyd The Wall.
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You missed an Ace Freely joke when the Mistake character was electrocuted.
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Mistake-The Jar-Jar or Slasher films! D-X<
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