Violent Shit II
It's violent. It's shit. And it's a sequel.
Special Thanks to Richard Orr and James Gilks of http://www.serialkillercalendar.com
Special Thanks to Richard Orr and James Gilks of http://www.serialkillercalendar.com
Brad you are the mna with the master plan!
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Yay! I'm the first to leave a comment. I don't have anything to say, but at least I was first.Yay. Jealous much?
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No.
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Yes.
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No somebody beat you by 4 minutes dipshit
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Good to know you're here to tell people these things almost half a year after the fact. Where would we be without you?
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I don't care how old yer comment is, but you have no life, no one cares if y're first ((Which you weren't BTW)) You loose respect and any kind of friendship by being a douche like you. But atleast you won a bucket of cancer!
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wait a minute! Dam you Marco!!!!!
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Hey Brad, is there any chance you can review movies off of the millcreek entertainment box sets ? By that I'm referring to the really shitty ones. I'm only asking because you would be reviewing movies that a lot of us have seen or own. Not that I don't enjoy watching you rip on movies that I haven't seen. Love your videos by the way. Keep up the good work.
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Yeah I think this would be awesome. I own the Kung Fu 50 Movie set and will soon get the Spirited Killer trilogy. I think there are a lot of movies you could review in the 50 movie set though. It's funny how they put Sonny Chiba in with it all though.
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"Devil Times Five" from Public Domain Theater is on one of their boxsets that I have
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I couldn't help but laugh at most of the ways Karl Jr. killed everyone. By the way, will we be seeing Zombie 90/Zombi 7 soon?
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That was hilarious! Especially the end when you apparently start cursing in German over ZOMBIE 90/ZOMBIE 7. I mean, a MOTHER'S DAY/FRIDAY THE 13TH hybrid is one of the worst ideas ever conceived in another country.
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Nice review. My only question is where do you find a lot of these really bad movies?
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This was a good episode and I dont know why but I feel like the Snob's going to review Night of the Seagulls and Attack of the Moon Beast soon. Zombie 7? Poor Snob, the zombie's will never leave him alone.
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The snob can't review Attack of the Moon Beast because that is MST3k territory. Also, Night of the Seagulls was actually pretty good in my opinion. If Brad sees otherwise then by all means snob the blind dead's swan song. I just don't think Seagulls was as inept as Ghost Galleon.
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I think you mean Track of the Moon Beast..
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"Night of the Seagulls" is actually my favourite "Blind Dead" flick. I totally agree that "Ghost Galleon" is the weakest. But I still like it a little as the blind dead are among my favourite horror villains of all time. Their very presence makes the movie worth a watch, even if they are a little out of place and the movie itself is rather tedious.
I would definitely like to see a review on "Zombie 90". I actually remember buying it a couple of years back and not even being able to sit through it. I sold it within days and I have never looked back, it would be fun to freshen up my memories with a snob video.
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Thanks to you Brad I have that damn Nudist Colony of the Dead song stuck in my. I hope you're happy.
Great review, I was really hoping you'd get to this. I can't wait for Zombie 90/Zombi 7.
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What's with the movie footage? It looks like this: http://yfrog.com/42wtflbrp
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INKI DINKI DO DAH, MUTHAFUCKA!
(well, it SHOULD have been Alan Rickman's line.)
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Brad can still talk about VS 3 and Karl vs Axe on his non-Snob movie reviews.
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That was as big as I could get the picture of the movie without it going all distorted and rendering the subtitling unreadable. Sorry I couldn't get it any bigger than that =)
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wow that was some shitty movie quality. took up a solid 20% of the screen. Gotta say though, i actually laughed at some of the death and decapitation scenes.
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Brad I have not asked nor begged for you to review a certain movie but please consider reviewing Violent Shit 3 and 4. I don't know why but these are my favorite reviews maybe because I can see true hate in your eyes and voice, or some other strange reason that I can not quite put my finger on. Still please consider my comment thanks for listening.
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You know, a Karl Berger is more likely to be found at Hardee's than Wendy's because Hardee's is also known as Carl's Jr. in the western US.
I'm a little disappointed that there were no "Butcher Shitters" or "Violent Shitters" in the opening credits text.
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Another great Snob review. I've been curious about the Violent Shit series for a while but I've never seen any of the movies and they're usually more money than I'd be willing to spend on those movies. Part 3 sounds really weird, I think it was supposed to be Karl on an island death camp or something. It would be awesome if you do make a video where you at least talk about the other Karl The Butcher movies.
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PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!!
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HA HA HA YES! You did it, you actually reviewed it. Thanks, this really made my day.
Any chance you will do Zombie 90: Extreme Pestilence? It is incredibly awful, even by Andreas Schnaas standards. And that says something.
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HA HA HA YES! You did it, you actually reviewed it. Thanks, this really made my day. Though I was expecting you to to bring up the "slasher killers don't use gun" rule from Ax'em when Karl Jr. suddenly starts shooting people right and left.
Hope we get to see a Zombie 90: Extreme Pestilence review soon as well. It is incredibly awful, even by Andreas Schnaas standards. And that says something.
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Brad, please tell me what you were trying to say when you were speaking German. I really cant figure it out.
And since I'm already talking: I want to apologize in the name of Germany for all the horrible movies and movie makers that our country has let lose on the world. The majority of us is not like that, please believe me.
(I said "moviemakers" because Uwe Boll is bad enough to count mulitple times.)
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What is weird, is that in the scene where the mother reads him bedtime stories, the subtitles are nothing like what she really is saysing. I think it's about telephone sex, but i can't be really sure, since Brad is talking over most of it, but she's saying something about how "she found the hidden phone booth again today"
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I have to point out, that the German word "Matschbirne" is not translated "Dickhead". It's rather "mudhead". But the German dialogue is actually pretty funny
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I am surprised you could hear anything, the only things I could really hear was Matschbirne and some random words here and there. The audio quality of those movies are horrible.
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"I am stapler face", aby the greatest line ever.
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@ Brad: What did you say at the end of the review. I couldn't make out the German sentence.
BTW: I've only seen one Schnaas movie to date and that was "Nikos - The Impaler". To describe this, take "Violent Shit" and remove the violent part. Much left, is there. Instead, we get a shower sequence that feels like it takes 20 minutes.
Seriously - if I'm asked about the worst movie I have ever seen it has to be NIKOS. In comparison, the two VS movies sound at least entertaining to some extent. And that's saying something!
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Great review as always. Thanks for saving me the trouble of ever watching these terrible films. Brad have you ever considered doing City of the Living Dead? My god that movie sucked, despite it's creepy atmosphere, head-drilling scene and intestine vomiting.
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Violent Shit 3 was apparently filmed in 1993 and just not released until 1999, so technically it falls before the cutoff.
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I crack up every time you play "inky dinky doo dah morning"
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Great work, there are many more german shot-on-shitteo-amateur movies, but i guess the violent shit series is still a better one. You should check out violent shit 3 and of course vs 4 which is technically way better than the other 3 parts.
greetings from germany
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great review but pleas record your videos in 4/3 aspect ratio. this pseudo widescreen is especially in the source material scenes very annoying. there are pillarbox and letterbox all over the place
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I was about to recommend just the opposite; stop letterboxing the videos and upload them in REAL widescreen. I have a widescreen monitor (it's a laptop), so all of your videos - even the segments with you - are "fullboxed" (letterboxed and pillarboxed) when I go fullscreen.
You can either record yourself in 4:3 (like AVGN does), or you can start publishing your videos in real 16:9 (like Spoony does). Either solution would be fine. My point is that, because widescreen monitors exist, you should never do your own letterboxing.
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Nice review again, although I'm wondering, why the picture of the movie had such a weird framing and what the hell did the Snob try to say in german at the end?
As a german guy, I'm curious on the one hand and on the other, I'd be glad to help, if you need german-speak-help the next time around. Maybe for the "Zombie 90" review?
(And for "Zombie 90": a re-cut of this title will be released here in the next few months, cause the camera-audio of the original release was, well, pretty bad, to say the least...)
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Always great to hear inky dinky doo dah morning- very funny review Brad.
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So the ending to this movie was just like the ending to The Geek? Wow...
Imagine if other fictional serial killers had training montages XD
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lol, excellent review. I love your total snob kind of voice(like when you're saying the theater scene is a metaphor; cracks me up).
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Here's what I got on the German part. I'm missing out on two words. Sadly two vital words. It just doesn't make sense. The whole grammatical structure seems to be off too. The pronunciation isn't too bad at all.
Ich glaube, ich habe für diese/n ?Fragen?, für die lieben ?Fäggen?
Rough translation: I believe that I have for those ???, for those lovely/dear ???.
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Now I feel like making a ROM hack of that crappy Friday the 13th game if only to replace Jason with Karl The Butcher Jr.
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Fuck yes. I've been hoping you'd review zombie 90 ever since u reviewed Absurd.
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:O Holy shitty cam movie madness!! Violent Shit 2 is in fact the greatest FUCKING movie ever created!! Awesome!! Ok now to be serious. No No it was NOT the greatest film ever. It was like watching my dick turn red become on fire and burn to a crisp while Kevin James told stand up about my mother bending over taking the cock of a newly zombified Mr. Ed for an hour and 30 minutes... Yay Memories!
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"He looks like the word 'murderer'" is an absolutely brilliant line.
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Violent Shit is a rare series that gets more entertaining with each sequel. Nice review. The Nudis Colony of The Dead segment was funny!
Zombie 7? Really? Oh well... Zombie 90 is cheesy low budget fun, I'd love to see what the Snob has to say about it.
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Im really agonizing over that last german sentence... "Ich glaube, ich habe für diese Fragen... für die lieben Ficken." just what are you trying to tell us?
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Who'd they get to do their end credits? An Amiga cracktro programmer?
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There's a Zombi 7? OH MAN! OH GOD! OH MAN! OH GOD! OH MAN! OH GOD!
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So... does this mean you will be doing Zombie 90?
That and "Night of Horror" have been on my Cinema Snob review wish list for sometime now.
Don't let me down Brad.
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Sure, on the west coast, the killer in this movie was called Carl Jr., but in the East Coast release, he was called Hardee.
If anyone else here has made that joke, I'm sorry, but I can't be expected to read ALL the comments.
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It's an inky dinky doo dah morning & a shpadoinkle day.
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It's been several years since I took German, but it sounds like he's saying, "Ich glaube, ich habe fuer diese fragen... fuer die lieben Ficken..."
I can translate it to:
"I believe I have a question for this.... for the love of fuck..."
So it probably means:
"I think I have a question about this... for the love of fuck..."
I could be wrong.
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Love your reviews. Just wish I could get past that nasally voice of yours.
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Brad what were you trying to say in german. I got this far:
"Ich glaube ich habe für diesen"
Everything after that is not understandable, sadly.
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Okay, I really have to know, what you wanted to say in german at the end, I always understand "Ich haben für diese Fragen.. für diese Fragen.. würde lieber ficken." which means "I have for this questions.. for this questions.. would rather want to fuck."
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One of my favorite movies, and the best of the sequels. I love it. The ball tearing scene, the shovel decapitation, and the severed head blowjob bit were my favorite parts.
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hehe. made me happy i understood the last bit. with these movies i keep expecting the killer guy to be Rammsteins singer, Till Lindemann. this just seems like something he would do in his free time. star in bad movies, not murdering people. lol. at least Amundsen Der Penguin was cute sort of
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Am I the only one who notices how ridiculously wide the screen is? Seriously, that's the widest screen I've seen.
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Funny musical montage. Was expecting Argyle Park's "VIOLENT" any second during the "MOTHERS DAY" training scene.
Oh my ZOMBI 7! Glad i waited so long to see the latest greatest reviews! Back to back gore reviews! What more could one want for the holidays alongside the just released final patch for FALLOUT NEW VEGAS???
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I'm german and i did'nt get the german sentence at the end ... and i'm curious ...
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PLEEAAASEEEE REVIEW BLOOD BATH!!!!!
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And you have a cool site and blog!
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And you have a cool site and blog!
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Violent shit 3 and 4 end up going from left field to somewhere the taint side of Uranus. Karl the butcher in 4 looks like a bad avgn pun. You gonna have fun with infantry of doom (aka "zombie doom") now with shit english dubbing!
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its violent its shit 2 times more the mediocrity
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Holy shit... violent shit is from my city. This is hamburg. WTF? Thats so shamefull and humiliating... now i go and hang myself.
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Eine ganze Episode in Deutsch, for ur German Fans, Come On! If Snoop Dog can sing in german - u have to review in german.^^ there are so much shitty movies from germany 2 do!
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