The Big Box: "The Thirsty Dead"
They're dead, and they're parched.
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I always wondered....do those shake weights actually do anything? I mean I just can't imagine them being that good of a workout.
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Not sure if my previous comment took or not so I'll just ask again to be safe...do those shake weights actually work? I just can't envision them as giving a good workout.
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Oh.
Oh my god.
YOU HAVE A COPY OF TAMBO?! I saw that movie when I was a kid! My GOD I hope you review it sometime!
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Best final 10 seconds of a movie review ever.
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Agreed.
And why is Bob Guccione the cult leader?
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Well who else would have a tropical island loaded with cultists?
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Yay! Been awhile since Vic and the Big box model have appeared. I always like these as I have a lot of big boxes myself =) And of course Vic's accent is hilarious and Jillian has some pretty funny expressions ^^
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So, i love Jillians breasts. Just gonna get that out there.
The review was awesome, ive never heard or seen this movie, and probally never will, but great review, two thumbs up Brad =3
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I give it Two Nipples Up!
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The title card alone is making me thirsty.
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Now going to sleep mode.
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Here is some cab fare.
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So that thing on the tree is actually Hebrew. I can't really make it out, but it does use the the root for the word "fear" so there's that.
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Treebrew.
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Best Miley Cyrus Joke...EVER!!!
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To answer David, my sister uses the ShakeWeight (completely oblivious to the double entendre) and apparently her arms have really toned in just a few weeks' use.
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Been a while, good to see the big box episodes are back.
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Wow. Brad, are you trying to make us jealous of you? You're a lucky man, you know that.
Seperately, I'd like to compliment Jillian on her amazing breasts, and sense of humor/indulgence. Thank you, Jillian.
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Nice post.Thank you for taking the time to publish this information very useful!
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Glad to see this back with something hilarious, hoping that next we'll see another episode of the Bruno Mattei Show.
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Yes! I have been wondering about when we'd see another. Is it on hiatus because your friends got tired of watching Bruno's films?
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I had the Big Box theme song stuck in my head the other day. Good to have another episode to revive the earworm.
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Wifesploitation for the win. Any way that is interesting little movie you have there Brad.
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No relation.
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Wait , wait, wait !
Shake Weights really do exist ? o_O
I have a feeling I need to rewatch the latest South Park episode again ...
Other than that great video !
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It's always great to see a new BIG BOX episode! And I loved the Shake Weight bit at the end, along with the ZARDOZ reference!
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The strange tree language looks like Hebrew to me. It's hard to read, but from what I can figure out its the words "weary/tired" and "I chose," which doesn't make a lot of sense.
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YES! A NEW BIG BOX! BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!
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Sleep mode.
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These videos take on a whole new meaning now that I know that Brad is standing just off-camera with a microphone at crotch level.
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Your wife's rack would make Mai Shiranui envious, Brad!
The ending sequence totally made my day.
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Faster.....Faster....you can do it!....changr hands...faster....faster...harder....oh I love to listen to what you have to say...fast....hard. *squirt*
here's change for a cabe going to sleep mode now....
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Wow you exactly bought one of those things? Didn't you see the South Park Episode. Sides dose that thing exactly work or dose it you just buy a running joke?
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woohoo a new Big Boobsuhhhh Box, big box.
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Ok! I laughed my ass off at the end of the video!
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I almost choked on my drink at the baby Moses line.
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Glad to see ya back, Vic!
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Kudos on the 70s Spider-Man TV show reference.
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Nice one with an awesomly funny ending, thanks for coming up with gags like that as well as to Jillian for beeing so cool to take part in such absurditys!
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Best. Ending. Ever.
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Thirsty Dead... more reason to bring back Crystal Pepsi.
Good review, you're always awesome playing Vic.
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Ha! Shake Weight. I didn't even know that was a real thing. Hilarious.
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Again nothing original. South Park already did Shake Weight gag a month ago.
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Originality, shake weight and sexual innuendo don't belong in the same sentence no matter who did it first. That is the first thing every adult male thinks when they see the shake weight for the first time and despite that I never get tired of seeing a good looking woman like her using a shake weight.
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Exactly! And as we all know, South Park was the VERY FIRST thing to make that joke about the shake weight. Nobody did it before then. Absolutely no one before that South Park did 8 jokes on the subject three weeks ago. And I expect everything Brad does to be 100% original. If someone else did the joke beforehand, he can't do it, no matter if the video is supposed to be poking fun at pure tit joke exploitation.
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Didn't South Park have an entire episode dedicated to pointing out the stupidity of saying ,'So and so did it first'? SIMPSONS DID IT!
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Ah, I think this is my favorite Big Box episode yet. Love that last gag!
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Hahaha... very funny episode. The film looks worth for checking out as well!
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That ending was incredible.
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Probably the most entertaining Big Box Show yet. I heard Thirsty Dead compared derisively to Star Trek once, and I can definitely see it from the clips. But why a Three's Company reference instead of a My Three Sons reference, considering John Considine was actually on that show?
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HAHAHAHAHA that was some good shit and the ending was so classy!!!
when i saw the infomercial for that handjob practice device i nearly shit myself with laughter. but this time i think ill have to change my undies!!
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Finally, a new big box!
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Loved this episode.
I love the Big Box and you got to give kudos to Brad for keeping up with all these shows
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I think I'm slow because no one else mentioned it but Island of the Floating Ghost Titties? I love watching the films mentioned in these but is that one really a movie?
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Very hilarious, the shake weight is such a joke, blatant selling of sex, and as George Carlin says, nothing sells like big tits especially threateningly big tits.
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