Zombi 7 (aka Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence)
Atleast the dubbers seem to be having a good time.
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The Cinema Snob: Zombi 7 (aka Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence)
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I was waiting for this!! Watching it now!!
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Seven??? Just like the other deadly sins....
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And after "Night of the Seagulls", you may as well take "The Dead Hate the Living" and rename it "Zombie 9", just to keep this brain-train going.
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...I never did figure out what you said at the end of the last snob video...
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I remember getting this off of ebay for a cent a few years ago. The greatest signle cent I've ever spent!
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Brad, you should think of some kind of exusce to review the rest of the Violent Shit movies!
Now premiering, for 3 episodes only: The Film Hipster! He wears a white jacket, and his cutoff date is 2008
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It's actually got to be done by "Teh sn0b" whom has no cut off date (one violent shit came out this year.)
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don't you know who i am? i'm the juggernaut bitch!
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there is a Zombie 9:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQEz0E3SH2Q
Just kidding, I love to be the bearer of bad news!
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I also love to be the bearer of typos. Apparently.
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Well that was a thorough waste of time.
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Hey Brad,
I knew you'd like this movie; looking on IMDB its from the same director as 'Violent Shit' and 'Violent Shit II'
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wow. this is one shitty film. but on the bright side, the dubbing is hilarious!.....well some of it is.
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Welcome back. Nice review. Horrible movie.
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It's not just Pestilence, it's EXREME pestilence.
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Picked this up a horror convention on video years ago and tried watching it, but shut it off after 5 minutes. Great view as always. You should review the so-called Demons sequels next. There are three called Demons 3 alone.
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Demons 3: The Ogre was so horrendous... it made my girl and I cry tears of wasted time...
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Violent Shit II had an actual "violent shit" as well.
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holy shit, whats this movie really called? I gotta get a copy!
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I actually think the dubbing was done by one guy in his parents basement.
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Nevermind, a guy and his girlfriend who had a restraining order on him.
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Sad thing is the dubbing was actually done by the filmmakers themselves ^^
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The funny thing is, the dubbing kind of reminded me of the guy who did all the dialog for "Yugioh: The Abridged Series". I wonder...
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The guy who did the YuGiOh:TAS did a much better job than this.
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"Six feet of bubblegum for YOU, not ZOMBIES!!!" -Fucking awesome.
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I kept waitin for the doctor to say "I'm the Juggernaut, BITCH!!!"
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lol American dub provided by My Way Entertainment!
http://www.youtube.com/user/MyWayEntertainment
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I think I hear my uncle clarence as the voice of the doctor. I wonder if the dubbing company picked up random people off the street and asked them whether or not they want to dub a zombie flick.
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Hehehe, it's funny how you mention you're pissed off that the climax of the movie was a dream sequence just a few days after reviewing Repo Men, Brad. Coincidence? Or strange vicissitude of destiny?
BTW, WHEN ARE THE NEXT BRUNO MATTEI AND SOFTLY FROM CABLE??
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i was srsly starting to miss the opening theme!
these dub actors make my penis hard.
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Thank God, I thought I was the only one!
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Wow, I didn't know 8-Bit Mickey was in a Shot on Shideo movie.
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8-Bit Mickey is a magical being who is secretly in every movie.
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Dont be surprised when a shit ton of Zombie 8's and 9's start popping up now. Muhahaha
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Theres another movie called Zombi 7 in Gerany! Wanna know what it is? DAWN OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!
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"I gotta take this gun, it's the only thing that covers the smell of my shit." XD
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Did anybody else noticed that one of the zombies was Chester A. Bum? and the fact that they shot his head off? I guess Germans are very Frugal bastards
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Heh, Demonic Toys reference...
I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed that I got that.
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"Oopsy Daisy!" [splatter]
A friend bought that movie for me. I made him watch it after I saw it. I have one less friend now
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I wonder how many people bring that up to David S. Goyer.
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The sound of vaginal mutilation just put me off breakfast. It could be used as an appetite suppressant.
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How the fuck did clicking on this from your paranormal activity review bring me to "scenesexblog"???
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I nearly laughed till my lungs burst while watching this damn thing. It has to be the WORST zombie movie I have ever seen.
The works of Bruno Mattei look like award winning material in comparison to this insanity. Hell, even Todd Sheets have made movies that are better than this one.
BTW, did I detect a Ghostbusters reference? I am surprised you didn't make when the zombie with the Ghostbusters sweater appeared.
The soundtrack during the suspense scenes sound like someone hitting random keys at a synthesizer and then mixed in some screaming and screeching noises.
While there isn't any Zombie 8, (though there is a Zombie 42) you never reviewed part 3. So your suffering is far from over Snob...
Finally, WTF is up with the commenting function here? I have tried to submit this comment three times now only to get a "The text you provided does not match the number displayed in the Security Code Image" bullshit, even though I wrote the security code perfectly all times.
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Hehe im watching this episode and the doctor is obvously DR.SHAFT ;3
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Well, hello there, Mr. Zombi!
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Yeah, sorry, the title on IMDB was by me. The proof i had was the top comment on your Zombi 6.
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I'm sorry Brad. But there is indeed a Zombie 8. Original title is "Nightmare City", but even the Wikipedia-article says, that this is an alternative title for the flick.
And: Great review as always. Andreas Schnaas isn't one of the most aweful German directors out there (we've still got Olaf Ittenbach and Jochen Taubert), but yeah: His movies suck monkey balls. Big time.
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Noooooooooo! Phelous just reviewed "Nightmare City"! I smell a crossover!
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Another fantastic review.
And now to the REAL point of my review: I AM ISSUING YOU A CHALLENGE, CINEMA SNOB!!!
You, Spoony, Nostalgia Critic, and any other willing participants should have a showdown of your personal Chuck Norrises (Norres?) -- Pierre Kirby, Reb Brown, Ahnold -- a winner-takes-all badass action brawl.
And lo, it would be awesome.
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If by "awesome" you mean "stupid".
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This movie,and the other "Violent Shit" movies make shit like "Porno Holocaust" look good. ...and that's bad.
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Holy buckets of flaming shit, was a pointless endeavor. I could been doing something worthwhile, like cleaning my bathroom with my toothbrush. Still wouldn't leave the same foul taste in your mouth this movie did. I did come to realize that I got off light by comparison. After all I am getting the watered down review of highlights and sarcasm. You had to watch this steaming pile of rat feces and somehow still keep what few marbles you possess. Oh I was viewing some older posts as I have just been introduced to your insane quest to find meaning in exploitation films. Harking back to "Don't Go Near The Park", turns out Crackers Phin A.K.A. Robert Gribbin has masterpieces under his belt in the title such as: Hitch Hike To Hell and Teen Lust. Yes with this kind of legacy it is a wonder he chose Crackers as a stage name. At the same time you have to admire the balls on a guy that goes into audition for any movie calling himself Crackers Phin. Well thanks for the ongoing punishment you endure and the laughs you have provided. So far I am up to 15 Pod People references. HUZZAH!!!
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Hey Snob, nice job again! This was the only Schnaaaaas-flick I've ever bought on VHS when it came out. I was just liking the cover and had never heard of its director. And I remember needing several tries to watch it. I never saw it in one piece, falling asleep already after 20 minutes during the first run. But I watched it in the course of one week I guess just to justify the money I've thrown out of the window. I was so wrong. Money counts less than lifetime. But please, go on with this shit. Throw in the other big German shiteomaker Olaf Ittenbach. I'd love to get some snob-reviews. He clearly is better than Mr. Schnaas and still when you get through "The Burning Moon" without ripping out your eyeballs and eating them you are tough! Okay, one part of this anthology-movie is even quite good.
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Ahhhh! Good ol` German amateur Horror Zombie Flicks from the 90s. Every village in Germany had his bored director with a crappy "illegal" copy of Evil Dead. Because it was censored and banned from Germany. And the car was from the city Stade. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stade
I didn`t knew that such movies are dubbed and exported to US of A. Interesting.
Please! A review of Premutos - The Fallen Angel http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144555/ would be awesome!
Olaf Ittenbach was responsible for the gore effects in Bloodrayne.
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"Olaf Ittenbach was responsible for the gore effects in Bloodrayne."
Don't mention that! Now we are fucked...!!
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In the german dub you hear the producer all the time.. totally awesome ^^.. i truely love this movie because of his shittines
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I'm seriously tempted to track a copy of this down just to hear the rest of the dubbing. The dubbing in the shown clips was fucking hilarious, and had me in tears. The only thing holding me back from getting a copy is the concern that what was shown here is really all the actual funny parts. If the rest of the dubbing is just bland I would feel pretty stupid for wasting the money.
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This review was so funny, I loved it. I love Brad's sense of humour. Keep up the good work, I enjoy every review and usually end up watching them a few times for laughs!
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In that scene at the end, it sounds like the dubber was sucking on a balloon.
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Where's My Hooker WIth A Heart of Gold Part 3?
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These shot-on-video German horror films get worse and worse....I could tolerate something like this with subtitles, but joke dubbing gets old after a while.
Brad, I really think you should do one of those K. Gordon Murray dubbed films for Christmas (either this year or next year) - such absolute stinkers as that "Santa Claus" movie he imported from Mexico, or maybe one of the Aztec Mummy movies (there were at least 4 or 5 of those.)
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At some point, it was announced that Schnaas, Ittenbach, and Jorg Buttgereit would team up for a super-gory movie named "Barcelona Babylon", but nothing came out of it.
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I cant believe that anybody was fooled by that doll that was supposed to be a baby....Lame
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Brad, I <3 you for the Demonic Toys/Baby Oopsie Daisy reference. I hope we'll be seeing a review of that masterpiece sometime soon!
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Hey Snob,Great Review!!(Love the voices,And I thought the "Sammy's"Line in Las Vegas Bloodbath was a WTF? Moment)
To answer your question,"If someone shot a Shot-on-shitio in the woods would there be anyone to see it?"
I'm afraid I can only say The Blair Witch Project.(I've actually Bought B-Flicks on Retail Price,that are better than that Horrible piece of Boring Shit.)
Anyway,Off to see Don't Open until Christmas.
Happy Holidays!
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thanks Brad, for taking the bullet for us with this putrid zombie flick! Seriously, it seems like Zombie movies always get the shaft when it comes to bad movies, like this and the "Twilight" movies.
p.s. Will you review "The Walking Dead" TV series?
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There is a zombi 8, and yes, it is called Night Of The Seagulls
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i have only three words on comedy dubs, Brad: NINJA. BACHELOR. PARTY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VghdtUsj2HQ
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lol, calling something Zombie 8 just to get you to review it actually sounds like a good idea....
Hey snob, you should review "Zombie 8: Oasis of the Zombies".
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Scary whats out there. Thank you for saving whatever sanity your fans still have Cinema Snob.
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This was kind of terrible to watch. I could barely hear what was going on. Stop talking at the same time dammit!
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Love the 'Demonic Toys' reference!
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The dubbing has to be the worst I've heard you review for a movie! I couldn't stop laughing.
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Snob, thers a zombie 8
"Zombi 8" - Canada (English title) (video title), USA (video box title), USA (TV title)
ka "Zombi 8" - Canada (English title) (video title), USA (video box title), USA (TV title)
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Is this movie in the public domain? I want to see it so bad.
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Hey! I found a movie on IMDB with the alternate title of Zombie 8! Strangely enough, it came out years before Zombi 2, and even Dawn of the Dead! You should probably check it out!
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I love Schnaas' movies so much.
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By the way Brad, the American dub of this was done as a joke and it somehow became the official dub... you can ask Matthias Kerl on Facebook about it if you wish to know more, he'll answer pretty much anything anyone would want to know about the movie (and VS 2 and 3)
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is that booger from revenge of the nerds 4:23
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Damn that's good stuff.
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Well someone had to give Dolemite some work
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anyone else catch the reference to boll's house of the dead funny version?
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Zombi 7, Starring Flavor Flav as a white doctor.
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I swear this movie is like a bad student film. I can find stuff on youtube better then it.
You're a better man then I Brad to watch this shit.
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Am I the only one who thinks those two doctors look kinda like Handsome Tom and
8-bit Mickey?
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vbjq h iidtf
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Just saw a movie that reminds me of this, a little Troma flick called "Pot Zombies" with Birdemic-quality special effects.
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It's nice to know that spider the guy stepped on had a full cup of blood in it somehow.
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I went to night of the seaguls on imdb to change it myself but it was already done. Please review Zombi 8 Cinema Snob!
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The dialogue from weelchair girl is exactly from "The Conversation" lol to hear francis ford coppela dialogue in a violent shit movie ;P
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Zombies!!! Ohh Yeah
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Would you believe a pen-and-paper zombie survival roleplaying game suggests this movie as an inspiration for a campaign?
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Would it be appropriate to also suggest the alternate title "What's up, Living Dead?"
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Zombi 8 is here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Seagulls
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You know, as funny as the dubbing is, it's the biggest "fuck you" to the filmmakers. Unless, of course, the dubs were done when the film was sold to a distributor.
It's better suited for a RiffTrax rather than the actual film. As terrible as Zombie '90 is, I can't help but feel bad about the dubbing.
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i have saved you the trouble of searching for the next "Zombi" sequels cause i was bored and was curious. Like you said "Zombi 8" is Night of the Seagulls, a movie you mentioned a little in the Ghost Galleon video. Sadly there are 2 "Zombi 9" movies: Die and Let Live, released in 2006 so you don't have to do that one cause of your cutoff date, and the other is Calamity of Snakes, released in 1983. And sadly there is a "Zombi 10", a movie from Hong Kong called The Boxer's Omen (aka: Mo) released also in 1983. This is according to IMDB. Why do they torture us into thinking there are so many "Zombi" movies when in reality there are 2 (3 in Italy) and when will this fad end?
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