New Year's Evil
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I Spit on Your Taste
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DjDaymage Halloween Mix
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The Cinema Snob: New Year's Evil
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Im sitting browsing old vids and then all of da sudden! BOOM! new video!
*enter happy squeek noice*
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Same here
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Yay. New Snob. Always a sign that my depression might ease up a bit =D
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Hey Brad, i don't know if you read these comments or not but i just wanted to ask you something.
Over the past few months on my youtube channel i've been posting reviews to movies and television shows. These reviews are pretty popular but i was wondering if you had any advice for amateur critics about reviews and how to go about them.
You make some of the best videos on the internet and i greatly look forward to another year with The Cinema Snob!
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This is it: proof that The Cinema Snob is a sadist...unto HIMSELF.
"New Year's Evil" is one of those films that grows more painful with every viewing; I can only imagine how many times you had to watch this to review it. For that, you deserve a Purple Heart.
Rock on, Snob.
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A slasher film with a horrible punk rock band i can honestly say that the killer is the best thing in this movie also he is EVIL
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surely that was a Stan Laurel mask?? no??
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Yup !!
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I was wondering, Brad...
Have you ever considered reviewing "Starcrash"?
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Oh, please, please review 'Starcrash'! It would be EPIC. I can just see the Snob's face when Prince Simon takes his mask off...
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Brad! Did you just tape this flick off the TV? Canadian TV at that? Is Springfield close enough to the border to get CBC?
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It appears to be recorded off the no longer existing digital cable channel "Scream" (now known as Dusk).
I was really jazzed to see a Canadian TV rating icon though!
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GOOD! I needed to watch something like this after experiencing the pain of seeing Twilight: Eclipse beating Inception and Toy Story 3 for Favorite Movie at the People's Choice Awards!
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Officer Plot looks so damn familiar...? Help me out here, people!
FWIW, if you're looking for an Arbor Day themed horror film, good luck, but MAD Magazine did do a horror film pastiche called "Arbor Day" once, which was a great deconstruction of all the slasher movie cliches years before Scream came out.
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There was also a Fake "Arbor Day" slasher movie in the 1988 remake of "The Blob" thearter scenes. If that counts
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No, that movie-within-the movie was called "Garden tool massacre"
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They didn't show the most horrifying plot twist. The Erik Estrada party was actually located at a local swamp disguised as a timeshare. The horror.
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This comment deserves a million dollars. Holy shit.
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It's your lovable psychotic maniac, Grover. I'll show you the difference between near & far, while I disembowel you.
!Halloween III reference for the win!
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Hey Snob, ever thought about reviewing a Todd Sheets movie?
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It is always nice to see the snob back.
Bad slashers are more funny than scary anyway.
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Ha, Devil reference.
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hey snob great review, but i think you were a little hard on the punks,they were nothing but stereotypes in that movie and not all of us are that damn stupid or violent, im not tryin to hate or anything im, like i said great review just sayin it seemed a little hateful towards punks
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Because the Snob's a real person and everything he says is 100% fact and not played for laughs amirite?
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Another great review,Brad,but the mask wasn't Richard Nixon/Ed Sullivan.It was a Stan Laurel mask.
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When I saw that this was a Golan-Globus production, I KNEW you were in trouble. This movie does for punk what The Apple did for trashy Eurodisco.
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Brad, I have just recently found your site and I love it. I was wondering if you have seen the French horror movie Inside? I thought it was a pretty insane horror picture and would love to see it reviewed on your site. Keep up the great work!
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Another great review from the snob. I totally missed the Hardbodies connection.
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Brad, you forgot to mention that this turkey was a Golan-Globus movie made five minutes after "The Apple" bombed. You should do a month of Cannon films.
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jelly side down.
crispin glover - letterman.
Goddamn I love your references.
kudos.
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Just sayin'...but if he wants to kill a persion in each Time Zone...and he begins in Hollywood...that's like the last Time Zone on the planet. Everywhere else it's pretty much January 1st. Good Job Killer.
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Good review. Loved the "pins chasing a bowling ball" line.
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Don't know if anyone here knows but there is a riff of this movie by It Came From Public Domain on Youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_ln2ihs6Ik
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Still got my VHS of this, love it.
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The episode was great, especially the callback to Hell's Bloody Devils. I agree that it was definitely a lot more tame than the rest of the Snob's review repertoire, but I did enjoy the increased joke-to-word ratio in this one.
Also, I haven't seen "BLACK FRIDAY!?" or "CYBER MONDAY!?" yet, though I may not be looking had enough (...or at all).
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THAT WASN'T PUNK ROCK GODAMMIT!!!!!
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What's with the sound spiking around the 15:29. Very good review except for that part so far.
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Heh... because he eventually did review Blood Freak (the movie in the drive-in he said was worse then this)
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