Brad Tries Durian
I finally try out the notoriously odorific fruit.
We also spotlight Green Bean Ice Cream Bars and a happy faced world mart Milk Drink.
We also spotlight Green Bean Ice Cream Bars and a happy faced world mart Milk Drink.
Brad, noooooo! You don't thaw the devil fruit! That's how it stinks up the joint!
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Did being frozen mellow it out? I've always heard those things smell like a ripe corpse.
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lol, Lord KaT's parts were hilarious.
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Ahh Durian. I personally think the stuff is delicious but really pricey. Lordkat cameo was...odd. Green bean Ice cream...oh my...you know you're gonna have to do squid icecream eventually right?
good show
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Nice title card, brad. Did pat do all the rest, too? Because whoever did them before always drew you pretty creepy.
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creepy?
Like in which ones?
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I think it was more solid after being freezed. Lordcats durian was more gooey and your looked like banana or something. Maby freezing durian makes it good?
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No, it was actually not ripe yet. That's why it was so solid and also why breaking the skin didn't make his house smell like the scene of a month old slasher murder. He made LordKat look a bit like a lightweight, but I recall Kat's durian was ripe and had the proper consistency like... oatmeal? Ewww. But yeah, I'm REALLY familiar with Asian foods and if his durian had been ripe, he would be singing a different tune.
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The mouth of Brad is an odd anomaly, indeed. While other try things in fear this strange beast looks at it with optimism and little fear. Oh lordkat, you don't need to jerk off to a cow... And I knew as soon as I read the "milk drink" it would be that same happy ass kid that wreckless eating did.
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Haha! I love what Jillian said at the end, you are kinda odd Brad, hehe.
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Was there really no ingredients list on the "milk drink"? Or maybe a company name, so you could look it up online?
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It's called Wang Zai Niu Nai... a fairly popular children's drink in Taiwan.
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Simply put, you didn't get a ripe one.
Otherwise, you'd be dying right now.
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Fresh green beans are delicious. But I'm not too sure about green bean ice cream...
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Lordkat's parts were hillarious. I'm surprised he didn't mentioned the strawberries. Nice video like always, I hope you'll do more food in future.
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jillian and the green bean pop sickle made this the sexiest brad tries ever!sorry brad, ur reign is over! haha
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Those green beans are not the beans you usually get in like green bean cassarole. in asian cuisine green beans usually refer to mung beans which are the same things bean sprouts in asian cuisine are grown from.
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I think Hooker production really has brought the shiny cute chemistry between you two up a notch. Really enjoyable to watch people in love.
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I like to see a horror comedy similar to Board James' Mr. Bucket episode where Brad gets attacked by the Milk Drink Boy because of this video!
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I call bullshit on your frozen Durian, too. I never had it but i stood next it in a chinese supermarket. some of it was sliced and wrapped in clingwrap (it didnt help much). Id say it smells like vomit.
In terms of chinese milkdrinks i suggest you try peanut-milk. sounds better than it is, because it tastes like the bitter, red-ish skin between nut and shell...
Wang Zai is most certanly not untreated milk, which is delicious by the way. In Great Britain they have the best Milk i ever had.
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That milk drink... would it happen to taste cantaloupe?
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I live in Little Chinatown in Brooklyn, NY. They sell that milk drink all over the place.
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If you eat it fresh, it tastes like banana pudding and smells like death.
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"If these taste like heaven i'm becoming an Atheist "
Classic!
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Oh noes, LordKaT is dead!?!
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Its probably coconut milk Brad.
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You gotta revisit the Durian in the future, it's a whole different story if it's fresh and ripe!
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LordKaT... please... please stop trying to act
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Dan please, please go fuck yourself.
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Haha, a true New Yorkers way to responde to a critic
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Critic =/= dicks
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Damn, dude. You can't act. Don't be a baby about it and do something about it. Instead of cursing at someone who gives you negative feedback (not everyone wants to suck your dick)
go fucking learn how to not act like your reading from a script.
Best way to insult someone is to prove them wrong.
or you can be a baby about it and never look at this thread again.
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or I could just tell you to go fuck yourself, again.
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By the way, Dan, LK ad libbed this because if you know the guy you can kinda tell. It really doesn't matter either way though, because 9-times-out-of-10 his ad libs are golden and hilarious. Learn to not be rude in your criticism and maybe Lordkat won't treat you that way in return.
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And on the next episode, Brad tries LordKat!
Cannibalism will never that hilarious and suave ever again!
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You bought some kind of legless reptile. You bought Roland Emerich's Godzilla!
A local grocery store carries the horned melon, which is similarly spiky and exotic.
If it's been frozen, I don't think the seeds are viable anymore.
Not gonna go for an easy oral sex joke here? Putting big pieces in your mouth?
Brad Brad Brad Brad Brad Brad. Brad Brad.
Socks?
That's some good guar gum!
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its powdered milk
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I don't think your durian was ripe. The smell of ripe durian should be pungent enough to wake the dead.
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Wow. This was a funny episode. The green bean ice cream looked like a true horrorshow.
Lordkat was hilarious. The second time he came on made me laugh out loud.
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once i had an addiction to durian i've gone through 3-4 small ones without noticing it and those were fresh and (i'm not kidding) regarded a high grade/best batch harvested
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There is totally a lot to learn from other people.
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This was a really enjoyable episode, LordKat's parts were hilarious. During his second scene I was dying of laughter.
It's a nice change of pace whenever you bring guests on the show to try things with you, and when you and your wife start up a conversation that doesn't involve the camera it's really nice to see, you guys have good chemistry. I especially liked the small debate you guys had about the green bean bars at the end. "I was reading... cause I do that sometimes." :p
And you should definitely try things with peanut butter more often!
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Brad, the freezing of the durian really does mellow the smell. I've had it right off the tree/bush thing, and it smells like 4-year-old lucky gym socks wrapped around a corpse stuffed with vomit. Freezing is one way that dealers cope with the smell. I suggest you wait until they are in season, and order yourself some fresh durian to really get the taste and smell.
I didn't mind the taste so much, but the pudding-like texture just killed it for me. bleh.
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Lordkat was so fucking funny! lolololol I watch a lot of his videos but I've never seen him be THAT funny. I used to live beside Chinatown in Toronto and I swear I could still smell the durians inside my apartment with all the windows and doors closed.
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The only reason I can think of for there being no stink is because it was frozen
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I kinda love this video. Would like to share it with my friends on Facebook
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dan STFU and don't watch the videos then. 'you can't act' is not constructive criticism, just bitter and insulting. lordkat is watched by thousands of people every day and asks for nothing in return, so go fuck yourself, it's not like you're paying to see his performence, so he doesn't owe you shit.
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Great episode. LordKat's cameos were quite hilarious. I love the ad that came on at the end for Green Giant. Gotta try out this Durian fruit one day. Sounds interesting enough to try.
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Durian.
Brad...seriously.
You thought it had mild, not-so-bad smell?
Yeah, that's because it was frozen solid before, and that's the thing that must not be done with Durian under any circumstances. Durian loses almost all the smell and taste after it lied in the fridge for at least 5 hours (more is even worse).
You should really get one ripe Durian when it's season comes up and recap this episode, or made a Part Deux out of it.
Ripe Durian is notorious throughout the whole world for it's distinguishing smell of ROTTEN CORPSE. When it's ripe, it REALLY smells like there's a dead cow lying right beside you, that got maggots and flies in it and was lying there, like, for the 3 or 5 days.
It's taste on the other side...man...
What the hell? Onions? Seriously? Onions?
Actually, it's was officially stated by professional degustators for a long time now, that RIPE Durian (even though smells so horrible) tastes like strawberry and lemon, something in between these two. Seriously, no onions there. Oh well. At least now you know exactly.
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/I love green beans. steamed, can, raw, they're especially good raw.
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Lordkat's cow line was the weirdest thing I have ever heard here. However,
finally someone dares to speak out on the no socks issue: WEAR SOME FUCKING SOCKS BRAD! Who wears a suit without wearing socks?
Finally, I think we all agree that Brad MUST try a ripe Durian because this one was very disappointing. I've seen Brad react disgusted to things that seemed pretty normal and now he tries the stinky fruit that made all the tough guys sick and...nothing? Or you might skip that and try Surströmming. That'd be even greater.
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my girlfriend eats a lot of those things but yeah she's asian she'll eat anything.
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I never actually saw the green bean ice creams, but I do recall seeing the red bean ones in my grandmother's fridge all the time. Those are actually tasty, though a little odd if you're not used to it. But green beans? No. Just no.
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lol at the green bean ad at end of video.
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you need to do a 'brad tries Surströmming'
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Hey brad you should totally try eating "Kiwano"
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