Brad Tries Sperm

It's not what you think!  It's just a drink, I swear! 

I also try out Ironbeer Soft Drink, Leninade, Hair of the Dog, Molotov Explosive Energy, and Extenze Male Enhancement Energy Drink.

Special thanks to Matt Zion of  "Wreckless Eating" for the awesome care package!!

 

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  • 2/14/2011 4:18 PM Trevor wrote:
    LOL, LOVED the "Look Who's Talking" inspired opening
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  • 2/14/2011 4:31 PM Lenin wrote:
    Surprisingly satisfying simple soviet style soda!
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  • 2/14/2011 4:49 PM Nevet1212 wrote:
    Great show Brad, I alway's like these videos, there's just something about watching a man in a blazer drink and eat things that just sits well with me.
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  • 2/14/2011 4:49 PM Anonymous wrote:
    In soviet russia soda drinks you!
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  • 2/14/2011 5:15 PM TK6530 wrote:
    Thanks, I really needed a laugh today... honestly, thank you, it was a good ep.
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  • 2/14/2011 5:25 PM TMS wrote:
    Guest starring Lloyd. I was kinda saw that ending coming (pun not intended). I was expecting you to get up calling Jillian's name though.
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  • 2/14/2011 5:40 PM Pat wrote:
    Nice one. I need to get me some of that "Not See Kola".

    You should try another Swedish drink called "Kalle Sprätt". It's supposed to taste like kiwi. Trust me, it's wretched.
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  • 2/14/2011 5:42 PM Pat wrote:
    Nice one. I need to get me some of that "Not See Cola".

    You should try a Swedish drink called "Kalle Sprätt". It's supposed to taste like kiwi. Trust me, it's wretched.
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  • 2/14/2011 5:46 PM ThatsMyBigWheel wrote:
    Great show as always. I especially liked how you kept referencing Squirt in a review including alcoholic semen and a male enhancement drink.
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  • 2/14/2011 5:47 PM Ryan wrote:
    Lloyd needs his own spinoff.
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  • 2/14/2011 5:48 PM Bassbait wrote:
    A drink called "Hair of the Dog", and not ONE Jack Nicholson reference?
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    1. 2/15/2011 1:55 PM Will wrote:
      He should have looked at the cat and said, "Hair of the Dog that bit me, Lloyd." I assume that was what you were referring to.
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  • 2/14/2011 6:00 PM Dorran844221 wrote:
    So, you get hangovers the likes of which God has never seen? But yeah, I've seen Lenninade at BevMo along with Brain Wash and one called Love Potion 69 (not that impressive, really). I've run across some that might be worth it just for the name to send to you, though. Ran across 'em at a gas station in Oregon one time, and I'll need to track them down again for you.
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  • 2/14/2011 6:04 PM Terrence Cain wrote:
    So Brad...tell me...did Extenze make you grow a tree trunk or is it false advertising as we all know? lol!

    By the way, loved the ending! Mofo hilarious! lol!
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  • 2/14/2011 6:11 PM steveman wrote:
    Oh heavens. I picked up a bottle of Leninaide at a local beverage store not to long ago to do a bandwagon jumping video. Fuck me for timing. ;_;
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  • 2/14/2011 6:15 PM Vance wrote:
    Told ya Leninaide was good.
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  • 2/14/2011 6:49 PM The Evil Within wrote:
    Awesome, gotta get me some "Natzi (Not See) Cola."
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  • 2/14/2011 6:56 PM Nephilim wrote:
    Lol Love the Debbie Does Dallas ending
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  • 2/14/2011 6:58 PM Nephilim wrote:
    BTW.. Not See Cola? I heard they have actual Hitler Beer in Italy
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  • 2/14/2011 7:29 PM Trevor wrote:
    yeah...

    Eye See you or Detox, that was an awful Stallone movie. plus, funny reference to Batman Returns
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  • 2/14/2011 7:54 PM Damian wrote:
    That pussy is after the sperm!
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  • 2/14/2011 9:11 PM GregB wrote:
    Great ep!
    Say, what's the actual full name of the Sperm / Semen drink? Thinking of getting some as a gag gift!
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  • 2/14/2011 9:35 PM Fausto wrote:
    I got a little worried at the end there, totally thought you were going to rape the cat.
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  • 2/14/2011 9:36 PM Frederik wrote:
    Great show, Brad.
    Ordered the sperm on Ebay today. LOL

    GregB it is called POPSY SPERM. On Ebay it is sold by seller with this link

    http://cgi.ebay.nl/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270684296028&ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT

    She sends worldwide
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  • 2/14/2011 10:03 PM Morpheus Low wrote:
    Great stuff opening and ending got a real good laugh outta me
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  • 2/14/2011 10:09 PM krista wrote:
    Hey Brad where can you get those? I know they're sold in Germany but where in the states? having a bachelorett party soon
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  • 2/14/2011 10:43 PM Casandraelf wrote:
    hee hee, i think maybe you should give lloyd his own show. maybe that's why he keeps bugging you
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  • 2/15/2011 4:55 AM Deadagent wrote:
    Oh yeaaaah, the first thing on brad tries that i've had myself. That stuff is really good.
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  • 2/15/2011 5:10 AM Mike wrote:
    So you're saying that the Extenze soda really does help out with "a certain part of the male anatomy"?

    The Leninade sounds like "mixed fruit jelly" in drink form.
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  • 2/15/2011 5:45 AM Mr. B wrote:
    "Heh. There it is." I almost died laughing at that point. Also I wonder, if there is a salsa soda, could there be a cinnamon soda?
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  • 2/15/2011 6:50 AM Chie wrote:
    Loved the intro, especially Jillian's expression. xD

    Great episode. I actually really like Leninade...
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  • 2/15/2011 7:32 AM 3D Master wrote:
    Brad, you should really drink the entire Existenz and report if it works as advertised!

    If it does, that would be hilarious!
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  • 2/15/2011 8:10 AM Engii wrote:
    Lol. The Lenonade would go well with some vodka, I bet.

    Wonder if anyone can track down an old can of Gay Fuel. Sure it's just another energy drink, but all the puns and highly immature jokes from it would be awesome.
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  • 2/15/2011 12:22 PM Lard wrote:
    Mike Love's gonna sue you.
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  • 2/15/2011 1:40 PM Maximillionaire wrote:
    In Soviet Russia, Leninade drinks you!
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  • 2/15/2011 4:06 PM Liam Fogarty wrote:
    There is a shop near me that sells a drink called Pussy I've tried it and it is the worst thing I have ever put in my mouth, it tastes putrid (rather like the real thing). I might have to try an send you some pussy over from the UK over there to you, it'll undoubtedly lead to a lot of Pussy releated puns and a great reaction shot!
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    1. 2/15/2011 4:53 PM Brad wrote:
      I've been trying to get that one for a while! The website won't ship it to the states.
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      1. 2/15/2011 5:00 PM Liam Fogarty wrote:
        Well I hope you get some, it made me think twice about what they meant by saying it's made from "Natural Juices" after I tried.
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  • 2/15/2011 7:06 PM Jimmy wrote:
    Another great Brad Tries. ^_^ I feel your pain with the hangovers, I'm the same way.
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  • 2/15/2011 10:59 PM Ebb wrote:
    Hey Brad, i enjoy your Brad Tries Show alot, but i always wished after each drink, you would rate it on a scale from 0 to 5 or something, cause your reviews makes me very curious about getting these sorts of drinks, yet its not always clear as to how good or bad each drink is, would make the show a more "critic-ish" show aswell, i think it would add something atleast. in case you read this i really hope you'll consider the idea, and if its not your thing to rate stuff, keep on doing what you do man, wont stop me from watching just an idea i had in mind.
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  • 2/16/2011 1:03 AM RedneckYachtClubber wrote:
    LOL Jillian's expression was priceless.
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  • 2/16/2011 8:29 AM Tyler wrote:
    A little while ago I went to one of those dollar stores in a strip mall in my part of Florida. Anyway, when I was there, I came across a bunch of odd drinks, and tried a few of them. They were interesting.

    You should go check out the dollar stores and other shops of that ilk in your area Brad, you might find some odd drinks for you show.

    The one that I found interesting was "Frostop Orange Creme", it tasted like a melted orange creamsicle.
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  • 2/16/2011 1:54 PM Chris wrote:
    Nice, been waiting for you to do leninade, Was gonna send you one (they always have it at local 7-eleven clone) if you ever opened up submissions.
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  • 2/16/2011 6:22 PM Layla wrote:
    Lloyd is such a great co-star.
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  • 2/16/2011 10:09 PM Anonymous wrote:
    One of these times you gotta try Mary Jane's Relaxing Soda.
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  • 2/16/2011 10:49 PM Mark Reddman wrote:
    I'd be careful with that extenze stuff, there was a lawsuit filed in california because the pill form of extenze had 'Levels of lead that were excessively high'. Now, I highly doubt that you are one to be taken in by the whole idea of such a product actually being able to have that effect (there would be a nobel prize in that, I'm sure) but I do worry about their product quality and what goes into anything they produce.
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  • 2/17/2011 9:27 AM Masamune wrote:
    yea the guys from Wreckless eating are cool, me and someone from that show/channel were talking about how cool the cinemasnob is too!
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  • 2/17/2011 5:17 PM Jade Gryphon wrote:
    There's a cure for hangovers, it's called "drinking a glass of water for after every 3rd glass of alcohol." Many people don't know that hangover is a sign of the body getting dehydrated from alcohol, and you need to rehydrate before it actually comes back on you.
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  • 3/4/2011 9:14 PM erased head wrote:
    thank for a great series brad! i have a recommendation for you, if your into coffee you might want to give David Lynch's espresso a try!you like cinema and obscure drinks so its a perfect match!
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  • 3/5/2011 5:08 AM Debby wrote:
    great review! I've tried ironbeer and it's so good. It's also a "communist" drink because it's from cuba and its the only drink they sell in cuba apparently.
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  • 4/29/2011 10:24 AM Frederik wrote:
    Tried it and its really good. Cream Scotch.
    yummie
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  • 6/30/2011 7:23 PM JeDeedike wrote:
    Hi!
    Do you not think about the environment? Let's work on renewable energy?
    What can you offer in terms of advertising?
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  • 7/3/2011 2:41 AM Cody Fulling wrote:
    The beginning reminded me of Flight of the Navigator.
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  • 7/11/2011 10:05 PM Iris wrote:
    For sadness that you didn't read the cap on the Leninade.
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  • 11/22/2011 6:52 PM lokiduck wrote:
    My dad bought me Leninade 8D
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  • 12/11/2011 9:43 PM mwallen wrote:
    wouldn't it technically be fascism in drink form lol??
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