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2/25/2011 1:07 AM
Brandon wrote:
Ok did anyone notice that the Director of Photography for this was Wally Pfister? Guess before Inception, TDK, and Memento he was doing shitty Cinemax pornos. Gotta start somewhere I guess. Reply to this
2/25/2011 1:13 AM
kezkez wrote:
Damn! I want to watch this now at work. But I had to shut it off due to the NSFW factor.. ehh screw it I will just dim my monitor and keep looking around. Well.. it was worth it, how very apt, the movie, Brad's wife and myself all 'taking a risk' in our own way- how very apt! Reply to this
2/25/2011 1:23 AM
kk218 wrote:
Wally Pfister!?!?! LOL. This looks every bit as well shot as The Dark Knight and Inception.
(oh I see other people noticed this, too!) Reply to this
2/25/2011 2:09 AM
Bri wrote:
Yay! I love Softly From Cable! I like the call-in device; I think it helps break things up and gives "Shannon" more to do. I'd love to see wacky cameos from more of SFC's viewing audience. Reply to this
2/25/2011 2:54 AM
KillerBunnyFooFoo wrote:
I haven't been so excited since the discovery of more Pierre Kirby tapes. Loved the new episode, even though I will never be able to see Grease 2 again the same way. I like the added touch of Jill changing to Shannon's "real" voice and complaining about the silly Elvira-like puns.
What a touch of nostalgia this brings.I can vividly remember watching this stuff around 2 in the morning when my parents fell asleep and forgot to turn off the television. Well done! Reply to this
2/25/2011 8:56 AMDaniel Kepley wrote:
It's so awesome to see a new SOFTLY FROM CABLE after so many months! And what a movie, this ANIMAL INSTINCTS, where you can see Jan-Michael Vincent (VIGILANTE FORCE is available on MOD/DVD-R), David Carradine, Maxwell Caulfield, and John Saxon together in a softcore movie! And Wally Pfister, who went on to work with Christopher Nolan, as DP? Truly amazing! I sure hope there's more SOFTLY FROM CABLE coming, and more frequently, too. Reply to this
2/25/2011 9:36 AMchristy wrote:
Wow that was great. Those Carradine brothers wwould pretty much act in anything wouldn't they.
I am happy we get to see more of the lovely Jillian in your videos lately.
And Jillian no masturbate what you say I would masturbate to you Reply to this
2/25/2011 10:31 AM
PaPPa JUDAS wrote:
Wow between the absents of a follow up episode until now and all the softly from cable fan side comments you have made on your many shows I never expected this. Good job Brad.... GREAT JOB Jillian. Reply to this
2/25/2011 1:06 PM
Terrence Cain wrote:
I was laughing throughout the video, but not in a haha way, more of an awkward way for some reason. Well at least until the very end. Then I laughed my ass off cause the was genuinely funny and it made me feel like the tension was finally broke. Reply to this
2/25/2011 1:22 PM
Fhqwhgads wrote:
I was afraid you would not continue this series. Thanks for the new episode. Reply to this
Thank you for turning me into a horny 13 year old boy again...I guess. Reply to this
2/25/2011 8:06 PM
glenn wrote:
I watched Animal Instinct. It was not soft porn. It had a plot and everything. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Reply to this
2/26/2011 10:35 AM
W.D. wrote:
I can't decide who makes this Animal Instinct Movie awesome, David Carradine or Jan Michael Vincent. Reply to this
2/26/2011 1:57 PM
jeffj8 wrote:
Great episode. Better than the first one! The best “Skinamax” movie was “The Other Woman (1992)”. Although it doesn’t have Andrew Stevens or Shannon Tweed, is does have Sam J. Jones and Adrian Zmed. Additionally, it has the best soft core lesbian sex scene I have seen. Reply to this
2/26/2011 2:52 PMLucasChad wrote:
I assumed that was Jerrid's voice at the end of the video, and I thought the first caller was Brad! Ah well, can't win 'em all! Reply to this
4/15/2011 7:08 PM
Kelly wrote:
Jillian, we love you. You are absolutely hilarious on this show. Will there be another soon? Reply to this
10/25/2011 12:38 PM
Blue wrote:
Awesome as always! Please do more of these, I really love "Softly from Cable," brings back such delightfully cheesy memories from my childhood. Wow... I was a screwed up little girl. Maybe that's why I love actual pr0n now...
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Ok did anyone notice that the Director of Photography for this was Wally Pfister? Guess before Inception, TDK, and Memento he was doing shitty Cinemax pornos. Gotta start somewhere I guess.
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Pfister? I hardly pknow her!
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Damn! I want to watch this now at work. But I had to shut it off due to the NSFW factor.. ehh screw it I will just dim my monitor and keep looking around.
Well.. it was worth it, how very apt, the movie, Brad's wife and myself all 'taking a risk' in our own way- how very apt!
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Well that's my cameo for the year.
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Looks like we've got a new writer: Brad Jone. Welcome to the site, Mr. Jone.
In all seriousness, great episode.
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Wally Pfister!?!?! LOL. This looks every bit as well shot as The Dark Knight and Inception.
(oh I see other people noticed this, too!)
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Yay! I love Softly From Cable!
I like the call-in device; I think it helps break things up and gives "Shannon" more to do. I'd love to see wacky cameos from more of SFC's viewing audience.
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Ah Poop Caller! Brian's greatest role!
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Well, it's about time. nice. good job.
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Did that Cinemax Movie opening rip-off the McGyver theme?
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I haven't been so excited since the discovery of more Pierre Kirby tapes. Loved the new episode, even though I will never be able to see Grease 2 again the same way. I like the added touch of Jill changing to Shannon's "real" voice and complaining about the silly Elvira-like puns.
What a touch of nostalgia this brings.I can vividly remember watching this stuff around 2 in the morning when my parents fell asleep and forgot to turn off the television. Well done!
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Damn I tried calling but the line was busy.
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oh man, that was hilarious.
I can never get enough of your puns and that blond wig. ^__^
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I was trying to say something smart, but I'm pretty stupid, so all I could come up with was this...
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Wally Pf-- WHAT!? mind blown!
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It's so awesome to see a new SOFTLY FROM CABLE after so many months! And what a movie, this ANIMAL INSTINCTS, where you can see Jan-Michael Vincent (VIGILANTE FORCE is available on MOD/DVD-R), David Carradine, Maxwell Caulfield, and John Saxon together in a softcore movie! And Wally Pfister, who went on to work with Christopher Nolan, as DP? Truly amazing! I sure hope there's more SOFTLY FROM CABLE coming, and more frequently, too.
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Wow that was great. Those Carradine brothers wwould pretty much act in anything wouldn't they.
I am happy we get to see more of the lovely Jillian in your videos lately.
And Jillian no masturbate what you say I would masturbate to you
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Wow between the absents of a follow up episode until now and all the softly from cable fan side comments you have made on your many shows I never expected this. Good job Brad.... GREAT JOB Jillian.
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I was expecting Keith Carradine we don't get much of him on your site
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Maxwell Caufield. America's instant has been actor.
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FINALLY!!!! You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this!
Now you just have to start doing the Bruno Mattei show again and tell Ed Glaser to do another Deja View! :p
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I lol'd at the Nightman theme song!
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I was laughing throughout the video, but not in a haha way, more of an awkward way for some reason. Well at least until the very end. Then I laughed my ass off cause the was genuinely funny and it made me feel like the tension was finally broke.
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I was afraid you would not continue this series.
Thanks for the new episode.
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Holy crap, I forgot how awesome Shannon Wherry's body was.
Thank you for turning me into a horny 13 year old boy again...I guess.
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I watched Animal Instinct. It was not soft porn. It had a plot and everything. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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I can't decide who makes this Animal Instinct Movie awesome, David Carradine or Jan Michael Vincent.
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Great episode. Better than the first one! The best “Skinamax” movie was “The Other Woman (1992)”. Although it doesn’t have Andrew Stevens or Shannon Tweed, is does have Sam J. Jones and Adrian Zmed. Additionally, it has the best soft core lesbian sex scene I have seen.
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I assumed that was Jerrid's voice at the end of the video, and I thought the first caller was Brad! Ah well, can't win 'em all!
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WHEN DO I GET TO SEE BRAD IN SOME KINKY LINGERIE!?
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I'm loving this series so much so far! Great ending, and the callers were great!
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Fucking LOVED it, Brad! HILARIOUS! The puns were facepalmingly awesome! Can't wait to see more!
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Ha. I remember seeing this movie when I was like 14. Aw the memories.
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Jillian, we love you. You are absolutely hilarious on this show. Will there be another soon?
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Awesome as always! Please do more of these, I really love "Softly from Cable," brings back such delightfully cheesy memories from my childhood. Wow... I was a screwed up little girl. Maybe that's why I love actual pr0n now...
Anyway, more Jillian please!
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I would like more Softly From Cable. Great stuff.
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hehe, Small Wonder. Sometimes the best jokes are the ones that few people will get.
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