KUNG TAI TED: "Golden Ninja Warrior"
In the thrilling conclusion to the Solomon story Arc, Ted finds time to talk about Godfrey Ho's "Golden Ninja Warrior" while searching for the evil Solomon (Ryan Mitchelle).
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New Kung Tai Ted! HAI-KEEBA!
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That was awesome. Kung Tai Ted ROCKS! I'd watch an entire movie of just KTT!
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that was freaking funny maybe '80s Dan, the Cinema Snob, Kung Tai Ted, and Brad and Jerrid can have a crossover XD
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Check out the 100th episode. Caligula review.
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Best, climax, ever... oh and the video was good too.
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That was fucking hilarious. Especially curly-haired, mustachioed Ben Affleck.
And I guess by now Brad's neighbours are used to seeing him walking around the place in odd costumes and a gun.
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LOL, love the subtle little nod to Crystal Pepsi!
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I always love how editing saves the heroes in a movie
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That is so awesome. Action music is really great with this stuff.
Informative as well. I did not realize that dark colas gave me cancer. If only there were a crystal clear beverage to enjoy in their stead...
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well done.
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The Golden Ninja Warrior is also in "Diamond Ninja Force" A.K.A. "Ghost Ninja". That one was actually a haunted house movie, before Ho did his usual Cut N' Paste. The result is Hilarious. If you haven't seen that one, I reccomend it.
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Solomon's expressions and movements at 8:45 make it look as if Ted was anally raping him.
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Salomon: "What are you doing back there?"
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During the fight scene what was the music?
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That was "Never Land" by Sisters of Mercy. It was used in the Ted Fast vs Bob Solomon fight scene in "Thunder of the Gigantic Serpent."
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thanks
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I hope Mountain Dew doesn't give me cancer!
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8:45...suprise butt sex! O_O
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Ryan's dubbed voice is hilarious!
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HOLY SHIT TED DON'T KILL ME!!!!!! Was my reaction when the video's still image came up.
Everyone rally up. It's not too late too drink and enjoy colourless beverages!!
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Has the guy who directed your script gained some weight?
SNOB PIECES!!!!!1
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I wonder if drivers or people on the side of the road gave you strange looks when you were driving and looking at the camera XD
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The place where the 2 Chinese chicks are fighting is San Zhi, in Taiwan. It's an abandoned settlement and it's creepy as hell. You can see more about it here:
http://www.atom.com/blog/2009/05/21/the-six-creepiest-abandoned-places/
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this is so weird, but i dreamed about this exact review last night. the ending was not there and brad was fighting the red ninja (the fact that the both of them were red ninjas were explaind but i don't really rember how) but it's still pretty creepy.
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Fake slow-motion? That rocks. That ROTHrocks.
Everybody feel free to use that.
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Surprise buttsex teaches little girls how to defeat evil? You, sir, are fantastic.
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I just love the way Solomon doesn't even notice the gun at first and is just so nonchalant about some random guy walking up to him and talking to him along with the way he (and by that I mean you) says Kung Ti Ted.
It makes him sounds like a badass mobster with throat cancer.
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I Forgot to mention that I love the main shot/title card or whatever that is for this video, hell you oughta use that as a photo for Kung Tai Ted autographs
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Title shot looks like my 'Man Bites Dog' poster.
http://abortionsforall.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/manbitesdogposter.jpg
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Sweet, I was wondering when another Kung Tai Ted would be up. Great job as always!
On another note, I love how the robot at 2:01 is just a repainted Omega Supreme with a few pieces missing from the 80's Transformers cartoon, massive budget there!
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Yes even Ted supports the Crystal Pepsi movement. Another quality episode Brad.
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That ending made everything tie together in a neat little package.
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please tell me that was a MAN BIRDS reference at the end! "oh yes give me his socks.."
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Most badass thing I've seen all week, I'll be honest. Very nice.
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Sadly, the Sanjhih UFO houses were torn down in 2009: http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/archives/2009/01/29/2003434810
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I like the Firefly reference.
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Always love Kung Tai Ted, it's been a while and was definitely worth the wait. I was in stitches practically the whole way through. What the hell must your neighbours think?
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Oh man, you had a mountain dew distortion in the cup holder. I am so jealous right now
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just made the same comment right below, before i read all the comments. i got a 12 pack up for sale with valid interest.
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You do? What is the link?
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The Sisters OF Mercy own!
And also Kung Tai Ted
Anotehr great video
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i have to wonder when this was filmed cause i swear i saw a can of mountain dew distortion in the cup holder. Not that someone can't still be drinking it now, but the oddness of that outdated mountain dew was hilarious to me. might as well have had a can of typhoon while you were at it.
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I've been missing your "Cheesy Awesomeness" Kung Tai Ted !
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I think I may have been the most awesomely cheese-tastic fight scene there at the end. Great job and I hope to see these become far more frequent in the future.
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Sorry I meant "that" at the beginning.
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On the one hand... I'm pretty sure that's not how it works. On the other hand... that was awesome enough that it really doesn't matter.
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Solomon and Ted shoul have transformed into ninjas and started sword fighting in hi speed For more awesomeness
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Wow. Gotta love those Godfrey Ho random ninja jump-cut fights. Like how it made it into the ending of Ted's battle. Nice choice of 80s music with SoM in the encounter. Really funny dialogue in that segment, and great use of the sock as well!
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You know Cinema Snob, I hate when video reviewers make some kind of plot from review to review, because it's always stupid and taken way too seriously, going on and on and on when I JUST want my review. But what you do with Kung Tai Ted is just so wonderfully cheezy.
I laughed hard watching the chase scene around the car. Best moment of Kund Tai Ted next to the PUNCHING MAGNUM MAGAZINE!
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Brad, what's the 80s song at the end?
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Hahahah, whenever you film outside, I'm always suprised not to see your neighbors standing out there watching.
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Oh hey!
I've seen that silly robot before.
It's a knock-off of Omega Supreme, from the Transformers.
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