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• 4/5/2011 10:36 PM Sploich wrote:
  A box slipped on the queen. At least it's not as bad as completely forgetting one.
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  1. 4/5/2011 10:43 PM Jillian wrote:
     If you notice a box slip, keep it to yourself, unless it's incredibly major.
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• 4/5/2011 10:37 PM Lotus Prince wrote:
  Holy crap, did you see that version of the Alice in Wonderland book at 2:19? I actually saw that version for sale at a book sale!
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• 4/5/2011 10:39 PM Anonymous wrote:
  Now I know where Japan got the inspiration for 'Alice in Sexland' from.
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  1. 4/6/2011 3:48 AM BooRat wrote:
     you mean Miyuki-chan in Wonderland!? You should read this then! http://www.cracked.com/article_18655_9-beloved-characters-made-horrifying-by-japan.html
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     1. 4/6/2011 7:12 PM Shadowdancer21b wrote:
        Miyuki-chan in Wonderland is an anime. Alice in Sexland is a hentai manga. A very unusual hentai manga. Futanari and pretty much anything that can have a penis attached to it abound.
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        1. 4/6/2011 10:46 PM BooRat wrote:
           I knew it was an anime but it was a oneshot manga before hand.
           I know the term Futa I try to avoid chix with dix as much as possible! Soooo, I won't being reading that Alice manga.
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     2. 1/20/2012 3:42 AM Count Monty wrote:
        I did not like that article. Most of those seemed pretty awesome. None of them really "horrifying"(cept alucard, but everyone is scared of him)
        
        I really hate it when people who know nothing about anime and re-imagining make fun of it. Most importantly, Gankutsuo may not be the same, but holds the same art, drama, and plot that the original did, just in a different way and made by underpaid over worked japanese guys.
        
        Also, that star wars manga looks awesome.
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  2. 4/7/2011 2:55 AM Lai-Lai wrote:
     Exactly.
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• 4/5/2011 10:42 PM Jack Power wrote:
  Pedobear approved?
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  1. 4/7/2011 2:57 AM Lai-Lai wrote:
     Nope, Alice is over 13. lol.
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• 4/5/2011 10:45 PM Chie wrote:
  hah! I wondered if the Snob would review this. I actually love this movie. x3
  
  What's a girl like you doing on a knight like that?
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• 4/5/2011 10:49 PM Terrence Cain wrote:
  How original. lol! You missed a few blackouts. I saw Alice's bushy snatch after she left the Queen's place where she ate her out. I could be wrong but I think I saw tits in the knight sex scene. Not being a prude. I think you should leave it all uncensored, but I thought I'd point it out since I know you try to keep that stuff under wraps.
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• 4/5/2011 10:58 PM Samm wrote:
  Great review Brad. But when Alice is running away from the queen towards end you can see her pubic hair. So you forgot to black box that area.
  
  Though I guess you could say she already did that for you. Bad pun over now
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• 4/5/2011 11:00 PM Samm wrote:
  Are you saying that because you like the nudity Jillian or just because every message so far has already mentioned it?
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• 4/5/2011 11:47 PM Brad wrote:
  Nip slips I don't care about; it's bush you gotta be weary of!
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  1. 4/5/2011 11:54 PM Terrence Cain wrote:
     I understand. I just figured you should know so you don't get in trouble.
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• 4/5/2011 11:51 PM James wrote:
  the songs were catchy, yet you didn't dance. lol
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• 4/6/2011 1:47 AM dickseverywhere wrote:
  Where did the score go at the end there?
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• 4/6/2011 2:05 AM steve wrote:
  oddly enough, i stumbled across this movie in it's entirety on a streaming porn site(don't judge) and decided to watch it. i found it to be utterly hilarious and got a lot of my friends to watch it. it's not something of a micro cult classic among my circle of friends. which i'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.
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• 4/6/2011 2:33 AM steve wrote:
  oddly enough, i stumbled across this movie in it's entirety on a streaming porn site(don't judge) and decided to watch it. i found it to be utterly hilarious and got a lot of my friends to watch it. it's not something of a micro cult classic among my circle of friends. which i'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.
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• 4/6/2011 2:50 AM filmbuff wrote:
  I was going to comment asking why you didn't mention the most surreal part: the shots where it was supposed to look like the camera was inside her vagina. But some quick googling reminded me that I was thinking of Alice in Pornoland, a completely different movie. It also reminded me that I have seen two Alice in Wonderland porn films in my lifetime, and both were better than Tim Burton's.
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• 4/6/2011 3:26 AM The Companionless Doctor wrote:
  Wow, I think this is the first time I ever saw a flick before you got a review up. Not entirely sure if I should be happy about that or not. Anyway, yeah, it really isn't that bad of a flick, just certainly... uh... yeah.
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• 4/6/2011 4:22 AM RockabillyDolphinan wrote:
  One of my all-time favorite porns. Thanks for the review.
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• 4/6/2011 4:39 AM Master Chen wrote:
  OH GOD! I actually pissed my pants and has almost died of laughing when I was watching this review!
  
  This movies is just AWESOME, I never saw any porn like that before! I'm totally, absolutely, 100%, going to find this and buy/download and add into my collection, just for the lulz.
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• 4/6/2011 5:43 AM enerccio wrote:
  Nice review Brad! Any chance of doing Brazilian Tarzan porn? I once downloaded that rare gem and I think it is worth doing.
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• 4/6/2011 7:02 AM Ometheon wrote:
  I wonder why they didnt use a dick for a caterpillar. It looks somewhat similar, and they could have painted one blue and Alice might have talked with it.
  
  Coming to think of it, I might have to get a copy of this movie... =)
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• 4/6/2011 8:15 AM Jerrod wrote:
  Still better than Tim Burton's latest piece of shit...
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• 4/6/2011 8:20 AM CJ47 wrote:
  I've been waiting for this episode ever since JewWario requested this to Brad on LordKaT's stream.
  
  Excellent job Brad, and something tells me this will become one of your more underrated episodes.
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• 4/6/2011 8:30 AM Brad's Jillian wrote:
  dammit, ok... so there's apparently another Jillian who comments. that was not me. I'm gonna have to think of a catchy tag name. Don't want people thinking I'm abrasive like that. I'm too lazy to do so now, hence the "brad's jillian" name... either that or someone is posting comments "as me" in brad's defense? i dunno...
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• 4/6/2011 9:03 AM Irony wrote:
  I actually let out a strangled yell at the stinger. I've never done that before.
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• 4/6/2011 10:28 AM LucasChad wrote:
  Good job using a scene from Blazing Saddles! Gotta go watch that film again!
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• 4/6/2011 11:34 AM Maxwell wrote:
  I haven't seen this video yet but I'd like to comment that I've seen this movie for the laughs, at least twice. It has become sort of an inside joke with my girlfriend, with whom I watched it. It's hilarious, especially considering how much I admire the actual book. In fact, it's the only good adaptation of the book.
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• 4/6/2011 11:35 AM Surge wrote:
  I was able to find this on a streaming porn site. It is hilarious! I was literally laughing out loud at some parts.
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• 4/6/2011 12:09 PM Mr. Holmes wrote:
  I've seen this one and boy is it bad!
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• 4/6/2011 12:10 PM Nephilim wrote:
  hehe I saw the trailer for this years ago and knew I wanted it.
  Took me ages to find a decent DVD of it though.
  
  But I eventually got it and it was great Very funny movie. That and Kristine DeBelle is gorgeous
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• 4/6/2011 12:16 PM Tom wrote:
  "All the way down to Futterwacken"
  
  Seriously funny, that should be the new scale to judge Alice in Wonderland adaptations.
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  1. 4/6/2011 12:41 PM dagoreo wrote:
     I'm going to start using "futterwacken" as a euphemism for utter failure from now on.
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• 4/6/2011 12:20 PM Pirate Mike wrote:
  I only just saw Blazing Saddles for the first time last night, I'm still trying to get over that reference appearing just after I gain the knowledge to get it.
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• 4/6/2011 2:08 PM Broski wrote:
  Is there anything they wont make a porn of?
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• 4/6/2011 2:29 PM Jer Alford wrote:
  NOW, GET NAKED AND DANCE ON YOUR PORCH!!!
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• 4/6/2011 2:30 PM The Cheap-Arse Film Critic. wrote:
  I'll say this much. The woman playing Alice in this movie? Fucking GORGEOUS.
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• 4/6/2011 2:57 PM Monty Moonlight wrote:
  Ha, you nailed this one. It'd be good if it had more freakin' porn scenes and not so much of that other stuff though. Alice was pretty cute, and I definitely have a thing for the whole erotic fairytale parody aspect. You should do the old Cinderella one too, and I remember seeing one that was a whole bunch of fairytales together. I think all of them were musicals, but I don't know if those two were only softcore.
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• 4/6/2011 4:07 PM glenn wrote:
  Alice in Wonderland was always ripe for porn.
  Things getting larger and then getting small again! Things disappearing down holes!
  I too have seen this movie.
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• 4/6/2011 4:36 PM Gary Bowden wrote:
  Great review..The lead actress was in a movie called Cheerleaders Wild Weekend,which would be a good one to review.
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• 4/6/2011 5:32 PM Richard Grubber wrote:
  a crossover between the Snob and Paw might be in the near future
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• 4/6/2011 6:00 PM Johnson wrote:
  Gee...Finally there's an excuse for a legitmate "FUTTERWACKEN". Although it still sucks balls.
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• 4/6/2011 6:04 PM Ran88 wrote:
  I have a confession to make...
  
  I like this movie.
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• 4/6/2011 6:08 PM PaPPa JUDAS wrote:
  just after she goes through the mirror the video cuts to a commercial WTF?
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• 4/6/2011 6:39 PM Cameron wrote:
  Agreed with dagoreo, "futterwacken" should now be the word associated with failure.
  
  This actually looks like a decent film, especially for a porn XD
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• 4/6/2011 7:45 PM Anonymous wrote:
  It was'nt easy but I managed to finish myself off to Alice.
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• 4/6/2011 8:14 PM Corinth wrote:
  I've been waiting for this. Finally You got to it, Brad
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• 4/6/2011 8:33 PM dave h-s wrote:
  This is the first Snob video whose subject I've actually seen before! I had this on my old PC before it died. Man, I love telling people that there actually is such a thing as a musical porno version of Alice in Wonderland...
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• 4/6/2011 9:19 PM Gary Bowden wrote:
  You can get this movie at www.vsom dot com..
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• 4/6/2011 10:01 PM smalllerdemon wrote:
  Wow. First off, I kept thinking "Wow, she looks familiar." Being about 11 in 1976 meant that I often was able to get ahold of my father's Playboy magazines, and as it happens... http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_2752498/playboy-magazine-united-states-april-1976/
  
  She was in SO many 70s shows I grew up with in various roles, too.
  
  As we are watching this my wife proceeds to tell me "I've seen this, sort of. On scrambled cable when I was like 10 or 11. I remember the 'ding-a-ling' song. I like weird porn as a kid."
  
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0213374/resumephotos her *cough cough* head shot make it look like she's still remarkably attractive.
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• 4/6/2011 10:58 PM I am wrote:
  Am I the only one who can't play this episode?
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• 4/6/2011 11:40 PM CapnG wrote:
  Wow, there's nothing right about that movie.
  
  Side note, anyone else think there was actually a bug on their monitor around 05:37?
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• 4/6/2011 11:48 PM BooRat wrote:
  This reminds me of something else you should review! I got it on DVD if I find it you can have it! It's a famious 70s animated porn called "Once Upon a Girl" and it stars half the origional voice cast of Scooby Doo(Frank Welker)!!! If you want it just ask me!
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• 4/7/2011 12:21 AM Joel Kazoo wrote:
  Well worth the wait, Brad!
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• 4/7/2011 12:37 AM skrag2112 wrote:
  I feel so sorry for the people of the 70s. Trying to watch a porno in a theater with other people. No fast forward button. Waiting through a bunch of crap until you get to the reason you went in there for. Thank god now we have the internet and porn that cuts out the crap and gets to the good stuff.
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• 4/7/2011 2:30 AM Guest wrote:
  You're probably already aware of this, but there are a few other movies of this sort, too.
  
  I think the first was actually called just "Fairy Tale" and the other was a Cinderella one, I think. A neat little fact, Sy Richardson (AKA, "Lite" in Repo Man) appeared in them.
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• 4/7/2011 2:53 AM Lai-Lai wrote:
  Lol, she meets 5 furries & she fucks the boulder instead.
  
  Best looking Mad Hatter in a live action Alice movie ever. I would have given that to Depp, but he looked too much like Madonna in her 60s.
  
  Haha, she broke the Hatter's dick off by looking at it?
  
  You think Humpty's singing sucks in THIS movie? Try listening to him in the animated version of "Alice Through the Looking Glass."
  
  ::Insert Benny Hill music here::
  
  This is way funnier than that Lord of the Rings porno. Not the all-dude gay one though, that one makes too much sense. The one where they're tuned into girls named Lego Ass & Fro Ho.
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  1. 8/29/2011 12:57 PM Laurel wrote:
     I was just thinking that about the Hatter! The actor looks fucking perfect for the part.
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• 4/7/2011 4:07 AM Hellfish wrote:
  Good god, man, you couldn't have picked a better stinger.
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• 4/7/2011 6:36 AM octo7 wrote:
  Despite Alice being really hot, this is the unsexiest porn film ever.... besides ET
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• 4/7/2011 11:25 AM glenn wrote:
  Let's face there' a 70s 0r 80s porno version of everything.
  The one I really don't want to know about is Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.
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• 4/7/2011 12:37 PM Jannol wrote:
  I refuse to watch this review because it has censored nudity.
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  1. 4/7/2011 11:45 PM Sarah30 wrote:
     Then go to a porn site, fap a bit and quit your bitching.
     
     The rest of us come here to have a laugh with Brad (and now, at your expense).
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• 4/7/2011 2:29 PM Starling Powers wrote:
  LOL...1976, ah...Where art thou ? For a moment I thought the 'Rabbit' was Benny Hill. The 'Knight' reminded me of Richard Pryor, And the 'Queen'...yeah, her snatch would scar me too, no wonder Alice wanted to escape so badly.
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  1. 4/7/2011 8:05 PM BooRat wrote:
     I thought the same too but the comment i posted about it never showed up and I've tried reposting it about 10 times now and it keeps telling me it's been sent in for moderation! Is that happening to anyone else!?
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  2. 4/7/2011 11:03 PM Ryan wrote:
     LOL, so I wasn't the only one who thought the knight looked like Richard Pryor! I was hoping Brad would mention it, but he didn't.
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• 4/7/2011 3:43 PM Will wrote:
  The Blazing Saddles reference was hilarious. This movie should have ended with Slim Pickens punching the director in the balls. "Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks!"
  
  "They hit Buddy! C'mon girls!"
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• 4/7/2011 7:27 PM Ilya wrote:
  So I saw this in theaters when it played at the University of Chicago's Doc Films (which I highly recommend). It was actually sort of fun.
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• 4/7/2011 10:41 PM The Movie Explorer wrote:
  I remember hearing about this: the "What's a nice girl like you doing on a knight like this" song in particular. What was it with the 70s and fairy tale porn?
  
  I knew I recognized that white rabbit guy from somewhere. No, not as the psychologist from Chatterbox, he played one of the doctors on the Bob Newhart Show. Only in the 70s could you have a regular gig on prime time TV AND do porno on the side!
  
  Planning onn doing the Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio any time soon? I admit: it's the goofy tag-line ("It's not only his nose that grows!") that amuses me about that one. But Ilsa herself, Dyanne Thorne is in it!
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• 4/7/2011 11:39 PM Sarah30 wrote:
  What, no "Jabbercocky"? No porn involving the Walrus and some oysters?
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• 4/7/2011 11:47 PM Gemini wrote:
  I never did like musicals. Especially really crappy ones like this.
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• 4/8/2011 7:56 AM bob wrote:
  http://www.mrsatanism.com/movies/zombie6monsterhunter.htm
  
  theres a zombi 6...
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  1. 4/8/2011 9:41 AM Chris C. wrote:
     He already reviewed it.
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• 4/8/2011 1:32 PM Mykee wrote:
  I was hoping you'd review this one. Keep it up.
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• 4/8/2011 1:49 PM Samm wrote:
  So yeah I actually rememeber this movie now. it took me a couple times watching this review. But I remember when I was a younger girl this was one of the porno's my mom and dad owned. It isn't a porno you can get yourself off to thats for sure. The girl who played Alice was pretty hot. But then again Alice is suppsoe to be an attractive girl.
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• 4/9/2011 9:21 AM Lex wrote:
  What is the clip with the set gets barged in during a musical number that Brad put in when things started getting zany? It looks vaguely familiar...
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  1. 4/9/2011 9:33 AM BooRat wrote:
     Blazin' Saddles a Mel Brooks movie!
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• 4/9/2011 8:29 PM Jon S wrote:
  Great video. I've got an idea for a movie you should review: The Flintbones, a XXX Flinstones parody. You've done Beaver and Butt-Face, Italian Batman, and that weird Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles import. This is probably one video that should be ripe for dissection.
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• 4/9/2011 8:34 PM Jon S wrote:
  I take back my Flintbones comment. Turns out he did write a review as the Guy With the Glasses. I did not do the research. Sorry.
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• 4/10/2011 6:20 AM tgcam wrote:
  Ah, i see you've gone the Ed Wood rout, and gone from bad movies to pornography...
  
  hang on... i think I've seen this...
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• 4/11/2011 3:13 PM Doperwtje wrote:
  I watched this movie thinking it to be a simple porno-spoof too, but then I started to just skip the actual porn-scenes because they weren't as fun. That and '70s pubic hair terrifies me...
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• 4/17/2011 3:29 PM TheMCritic89 wrote:
  Nice review Brad~!!! keep going...
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• 4/27/2011 7:55 PM Jocko wrote:
  The porn from this era is so....innocent, like more than mainstream movies even. I saw this a long time ago, very charming.
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• 8/5/2011 8:28 PM Opsis wrote:
  there is still less sodomy in this movie then in the sci-fi channel version of Alice in Wonderland
  
  I love this review it's one of my favorites.
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• 12/12/2011 8:58 PM Tom Smith wrote:
  HEY FAG most of your old videos are returning an error 'this video is temporarilly unavailable'
  
  and we wana watch yo show 8(
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• 2/19/2012 6:57 PM Dragonrider1227 wrote:
  There's a movie out there called "The erotic adventures of Pinocchio." I think you know what to do, Cinema Snob.
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• 6/29/2012 4:28 AM Albert C wrote:
  Bush alert!!! Look carefully at 4:53, Alice bends down and her dress opens up and you can see her bush real quick. I guess Brad forgot to black-box that one!
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• 12/4/2012 2:41 AM glampire wrote:
  "I've seen a rabbit and a dog, and Alice hasn't fucked either one of them."
  
  --My god, that declaration ought to be on greeting cards.
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