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• 5/18/2011 10:48 PM Chase357 wrote:
  Dear God! That is an awesome title card!
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  1. 5/19/2011 1:51 AM JOHN FUDGEPACKINSON wrote:
     it would only be awesome if Yor was hangliding from dracula
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• 5/18/2011 10:49 PM Kris D. wrote:
  Sweet, new Snob!
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• 5/18/2011 10:57 PM Oprahbiznotch wrote:
  LOVE your review! Keep doin em so I have somethin to watch
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• 5/18/2011 11:00 PM Gin wrote:
  Boobage at 12:59
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• 5/18/2011 11:03 PM Gin wrote:
  16:53 Snob forgot to black box that too :X
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• 5/18/2011 11:08 PM tamh wrote:
  Nice review as always! I laughed my lungs out.
  Hope to see your next video!
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• 5/19/2011 12:09 AM Johnny Eggz wrote:
  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! it wont play!
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• 5/19/2011 12:14 AM Michael wrote:
  First off, it's kinda funny that you made a joke about having to put a previous review on a different video player for fear of fans pointing out the boob scenes when, only minuets later, you forget to censor a boob scene in this review (Don't bother looking, I'm sure he fixed it already!)
  
  Also, I realized where I've seen clips from this movie before. The drive-in scene where the werewolf attacks the girl is part of a collection of clips on the DVD "Monsters Crash the Pajama Party," which James Rolfe (AVGN) reviewed in October 2009 on day 16 of Cinemassacre's Monster Madness 3. Here's the link for those who want to see that review and that clip: http://cinemassacre.com/2009/10/16/16-monsters-crash-party-1964/
  
  It's kinda funny that the clip turned out to be from an old Dracula porno with worse dubbing than 4Kids circa 2004.
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  1. 5/20/2011 2:06 PM Anoniguy wrote:
     Haha, I was about to make a similar comment re: the boobs.
     
     Looks like you missed a few pairs, Brad!
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• 5/19/2011 12:44 AM Alex wrote:
  Great ending! Loved it.
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• 5/19/2011 12:48 AM Handsome Pete wrote:
  Alucard doesn't transform into a bat, he transforms into a tab.
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• 5/19/2011 12:50 AM Fiery Little One wrote:
  I saw a martial arts movie from the Philippines, IIRC, like this once, only thing was that the gag dub had absolutely *nothing* to do with what was happening on screen. Half way through my brain wanted to leave my head by way of my ears.
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  1. 5/19/2011 2:07 AM Rockabillydolphinman wrote:
     Are you referring to 'Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters?'
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     1. 5/19/2011 11:21 PM Fiery Little One wrote:
        That might have been it, but it's been a few years since the last time I saw it.
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• 5/19/2011 1:02 AM Nitpicker extraordinaire wrote:
  Rigamortis? You mean Rigor Mortis?
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• 5/19/2011 1:43 AM Lai-Lai wrote:
  I can't get this to play, here or on Blip, & all my Adobe software was updated two days ago.
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  1. 5/19/2011 1:46 AM Lai-Lai wrote:
     I can get your other videos to play, but not this.
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• 5/19/2011 2:18 AM Wolfgar wrote:
  Further proof Brad does everything in a suit.
  
  The video originally wouldn't play for me, but it worked after refreshing the page. Maybe folks should try that, or maybe it's been fixed.
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• 5/19/2011 2:35 AM Kyle wrote:
  The Smoking Bit was Fucking Hilarius!!!
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• 5/19/2011 2:46 AM JJBattleX wrote:
  You should review Mr. Freedom (from the 70s) - it made my head hurt - badly
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• 5/19/2011 3:12 AM Rincewind wrote:
  Alucard? Holy crap, it's "goblin" spelled backwards!
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  1. 5/19/2011 3:46 AM SAB5130 wrote:
     I think the special effects for both this an Troll 2 came from the same brilliant team.
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• 5/19/2011 3:17 AM Chris H wrote:
  BUSH!!!! 12 MINUTES AND 48 SECONDS IN!!!!
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• 5/19/2011 3:44 AM SAB5130 wrote:
  I blame What's Up, Tiger Lilly? (1966). Direct all anger toward Woody Allen.
  
  How do I add Dracula (The Dirty Old Man) to my DVD collection? LOL LOL LOL LOL
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• 5/19/2011 3:44 AM The Movie Explorer wrote:
  I keep confusing this one with Old Dracula starring David Niven. Speaking of which: Mama Dracula? No. Just, no!
  
  Should I be insulted that these hack comedy people automatically think that speaking in Yiddish accents is hilarious if I am not Jewish myself? (Yes, for it's my intelligence they're insulting.)
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  1. 5/19/2011 9:46 AM Starlet wrote:
     Yeah, that's really one of those terrible things exclusive to Jews (sarcasm hint: no, it's not. That applies to every accent ever.)
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• 5/19/2011 3:56 AM Slade wrote:
  I'm singing in a rain...
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• 5/19/2011 4:17 AM Aileen wrote:
  Zero In and Scream? I don't remember that one.
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  1. 5/19/2011 4:20 AM Aileen wrote:
     Scratch that. Didn't look far enough.
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• 5/19/2011 4:33 AM Lai-Lai wrote:
  http://www.veoh.com/watch/v18584678tEGWqmbC
  
  Veoh has Snob episodes I've never seen before.
  
  Alucard: Star of Castlevania. Hellsing, & Master of Mosquiton.
  
  That's not beautiful scenery...That's the Nevada desert. It looks the same no matter how long you drive. Only difference is, his (natural) hair was white in those & he had an eternal case of hairless Babyface.
  
  I REALLY wanna see the Zombie 90 fandub.
  
  I once accidently stumbled onto a nonchalantly-voiced Russian fandub of a hentai anime on Veoh. It was kinda like this.
  
  It's pretty sexist, so of course they coulnd't keep a voice actress, unless you count Olive Oyl.
  
  This is one of the dumbest movies you've ever shived.
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  1. 5/19/2011 4:36 AM Lai-Lai wrote:
     Woops. Looks like I accidently inserted my poke at Nevada into my Alucard description.
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  2. 5/19/2011 4:44 AM Spritle wrote:
     It's alreay one this site. Click "cinema Snob" on the left, scroll all the way down, & click "older posts."
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  3. 5/20/2011 3:32 AM The Movie Explorer wrote:
     My dad's take on driving across Nevada on I-80:
     
     Pass a sign reading "Winemucca: 50 Miles"
     
     Drive for two hours.
     
     Pass another sign reading "Winemucca: 50 Miles"
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• 5/19/2011 4:47 AM Jer Alford wrote:
  What happened to Jackalman after this movie...
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jg15nf6tYI
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• 5/19/2011 9:48 AM Matt wrote:
  For all that the narrator keeps banging on about the beautiful hills, they're really not all that beautiful.
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• 5/19/2011 9:55 AM anon wrote:
  When the film started blabbing about hills and mountains in choppy sentences, I fully expected to see a Shatner on the Mount reference.
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• 5/19/2011 11:41 AM Jake wrote:
  I might have spotted a Caligula reference in there :>
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• 5/19/2011 2:30 PM InternetHobo wrote:
  Showering in a suit, nice. From this day forth, all my showers with be taken whilst wearing a suit jacket.
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• 5/19/2011 2:57 PM skrag2112 wrote:
  Was anyone else getting a 'Manos: The Hands Of Fate' vibe off this film? It looks like the cinematographer went to the same school as Harold Warren.
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• 5/19/2011 6:21 PM bojacko6 wrote:
  what i like about your reviews is that i may not have seen these movies or even heard of them and yet you still make it entertaining, and I want to watch more. goodjob!
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• 5/19/2011 7:05 PM Terrence Cain wrote:
  Great review Brad. I thought you should have censored your own nipples for comedic affect though. Would have added to the hilarity of all the censoring you do, lol!
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• 5/19/2011 8:06 PM Will wrote:
  Alucard looks a little like Angry Joe.
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• 5/19/2011 11:01 PM Xuchilbara wrote:
  I'm glad I'm not the only one who instantly thought of Castlevania. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Alucard.
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• 5/20/2011 1:30 AM Chungas Revenge wrote:
  You've reviewed a movie called "weasles ripped my flesh AND a movie about sexually active vacum cleaners but THIS is your first Frank Zappa refrence???
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• 5/20/2011 5:36 AM Android developers wrote:
  I think the things you covered through the post are quiet impressive, good job and great efforts. I found it very interesting and enjoyed reading all of it...keep it up, lovely job.
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• 5/20/2011 7:16 AM Nils B-Film wrote:
  Awkward indeed, but very funny. The audio during the mountain part in the beginning sounds like a legitimate psychedelic song text. I kinda liked that.
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• 5/20/2011 2:00 PM Madone wrote:
  cutest werewolf ever!
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• 5/20/2011 8:06 PM Pisthetairos wrote:
  Wow, the dubbing in this movie sounds like a real awkward attempt at funny. It's a shame, too, I think the original soundtrack would be better for a few laughs. But I gotta admit I liked the bit with the beautiful hills.
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• 5/21/2011 2:44 PM Snake Eyes wrote:
  Great review, Brad! Another job well done!
  
  By the way...does the Hellsing Organization know that Alucard is turning reporters into werewolves and molesting women instead of fighting monsters?
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• 5/22/2011 12:02 AM Katie wrote:
  LOL!!
  
  That was a VERY good episode. Towelhead was so cute, lol!!
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• 5/26/2011 3:25 PM Azren wrote:
  I... It's like someone tried to make J-Men Forever, but they tripped and fell, giving them such a terrible concussion that they couldn't even make jokes any more!
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• 5/28/2011 6:46 AM Oom Yung Doe wrote:
  I really appreciate your professional approach. These are pieces of very useful information that will be of great use for me in future. Thanks for it.
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• 5/31/2011 9:29 PM Cocacola4blood wrote:
  That this was made in the sixties is no surprise to me...
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• 6/1/2011 12:56 PM Adelie wrote:
  I feel so much happier now I understand all this. Thkans!
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• 7/6/2011 12:17 AM 13secondstomidnight wrote:
  So apparently Alucard has left either the Hellsing organization, or has run away from Castlevania and is now molesting women in a cave somewhere. Wow, SOMEBODY hit rock bottom with their drug addiction.
  
  I liked the beginning audio about the beautiful hills, and originally it looked like this would be a genuinely funny dub... that expectation died quickly (a horrible death).
  
  Seriously, comedically dubbing a RAPE SCENE?? Have some damn class!
  
  Great review as always.
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• 7/30/2011 12:03 AM EclecticEnnui wrote:
  The beginning with the redundant narration is extremely funny. I don't remember the last time I laughed that hard from watching that part the first time. (I couldn't help but watch it a few more times.) Great review.
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• 10/27/2011 3:14 PM Anne from MakeupWoot wrote:
  While I love your reviews, it absolutely kills me that you have the exact same sofa/recliner set that my parents had back when I was in high school. I really miss it. It was super comfortable.
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