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6/27/2011 8:08 AM
Anonymous wrote:
But didn't you know conservatives are ignornant and violent religious nut-jobs that follow bigots like Limbaugh and Beck?
Sorry, had to throw that "response" because it is amazing how people with different viewpoints and beliefs offend others. (Don't take the first part seriously) Reply to this
6/25/2011 10:28 PMBooRat wrote:
Good review! Those had to be the worst Nazis I've seen in a film! And the worst hippies s well! Maybe I should've been high as well! Reply to this
6/26/2011 12:02 AM
Flaregun wrote:
Just where *does* one get a swastika bedspread?
I generally love these cheap-ass 60's exploitation films, especially if they have Hippies, and the faker the hippies the better. Yet somehow something tells me the hippies in this thing might be just a little *too* lame. It's just that everyone in this film, from the hippies to the Nazis, just gives off that Eisenhower Republican, member of the Rotary Club vibe. Reply to this
6/26/2011 12:43 AM
Earl wrote:
If you think Nazi biker films make you crave crazy shit, KKK documentaries make me crave Cheetohs, blueberry bagels, and Greek yogurt.
No, I'm not high when I see those documentaries. Reply to this
6/26/2011 8:47 AM
ken wrote:
Nice The Warriors reference, I've just remembered a shitty movie called The Last Slumber Party. If I remember correctly it was shot on shiteo. I only watched it once and think the snob should tackle it. How about snob? Reply to this
6/26/2011 9:49 AM
Vick wrote:
So is the snob always really high when doing the reviews, or just when watching the movies and writing? Or does he just get high every time his eyes are fixated on exploitation? Reply to this
6/26/2011 12:58 PMZamanta De Jesus wrote:
Right now I'm watching Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. If I can bear Lorenzo Lamas and shitty efects. I can bear Nazis, at least they make me laugh. Reply to this
6/26/2011 3:01 PM
FlippyJibbett wrote:
Well, another Nazi biker movie bites the dust. Awesome review, Snob—you awesomely killed this one. Killed it with fire. Reply to this
6/26/2011 4:56 PM
Scurvy wrote:
Am I the only one who saw the title card and was immediately reminded of the Garbage Pail Kids card art? Reply to this
6/26/2011 7:21 PMKingOfDoma wrote:
*squints at the back of the Satans jacket* Is... is that the Nostalgia Critic? Is the Nostalgia Critic Satan? ... that explains so much... Reply to this
6/26/2011 9:08 PM
Alex wrote:
Reminds me of a really bad and underwhelming version of Mad Foxes... Which reminds me that Brad really should review Mad Foxes. Reply to this
At least I now know where Pop Will Eat Itself got that sample from. Thanks! Reply to this
6/27/2011 6:28 AM
Strelnikov wrote:
I've heard that this one sat on the shelf until 1984 (!) for some stupid reason....
The deal with hippies and bikers in these trash `60s flicks is that, believe it or not, they sometimes hung out with each other, even though the bikers were mostly speed freaks and the hippies were into LSD and mescaline. Nazi bikers are a reference to the Hells Angels bike "club"/gang and various hangers on, copycats, etc. - there really were right-wing maniacs on stripped-down Harleys roaming the Californian highways in the 1960s-70s. Reply to this
6/27/2011 3:02 PM
skrag2112 wrote:
I've heard better German accents on 'Hogan's Heroes'. Oh wait, some of the actors actually were from Germany. Reply to this
6/27/2011 11:43 PMThe Movie Explorer wrote:
It’s sad when the hippies look tougher than the bikers in your biker movie. And speaking of Colonel Sanders, that had to be the most Southern-fried German accent I’ve ever heard, and I don’t mean Bavarian. Reply to this
6/28/2011 1:59 PM
Zach wrote:
... Wasn't Nothing Can Rape The Grimace from Clerks the animated show? Oh all the references that could have been made, that is by far the most awesome. Reply to this
6/30/2011 1:57 AMMaxime Laperle wrote:
My God, your comment section is all fifty kinds of messed up, i don't even know you'll be getting this, but oh well.
Although, as a bikesploitation film at it's best, it only has redeemable qualities in its cinematography and it's look, besides having a ridiculous story. Or probably the ridiculous action that follows it. Reply to this
7/1/2011 1:10 AM
Lex Agan wrote:
This is another high quality, tightly written and witty review. That makes it the opposite of half the stuff on TGWTG.
7/1/2011 2:01 AM
Some guy wrote:
I find it hard to belive that not one but two movies exist involving Nazi bikers. Reply to this
7/1/2011 1:46 PM
Ray O wrote:
Sounds Chinese, or maybe Japanese. I think he looked up our enemies from World War II and then picked the wrong country as a source for his accent. "We make-a one rast effort to sev zese misguidud chirdren from zis runatic."
Midnight Review of Cars II reference. Sweet. Reply to this
7/6/2011 9:10 PM
James wrote:
sugar cane shouldn't taste like tomatoe soup. i've tried some sugar cane and, it just tastes like sugar. Reply to this
1/4/2012 1:02 PM
TorpeErik wrote:
Check out the biker with the shades in the crowd at 2:55 That`s George Lucas! I kid you not! Reply to this
4/6/2012 11:24 AM
sergio wrote:
En général, je t'aime films d'exploitation de ces 60 pas cher-âne, surtout si elles ont Hippies, et le faussaire les hippies le mieux. Et pourtant, quelque chose me dit que les hippies dans cette chose pourrait être juste un peu superbahis boiteux. C'est juste que tout le monde dans ce film, des hippies aux nazis, donne juste à côté de ce que Eisenhower républicain, membre de l'ambiance du Rotary Club. Reply to this
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epic. pure epic.
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Movie could've done without a lot...especially the plot.
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Snob, you are just like The Messiah: you taketh a bad flick and maketh it better.
Thanks for posting this; I may just have t track this one myself!
- TGWD
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sweet first time i've seen one of these so early, great job!
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The fat leader looked like Benny Hill
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I'm a conservative, but I laughed so hard with the Rush Limbaugh reference. lol.
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>conservative
Please, get out.
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Yeah! How dare he have a different political viewpoint!
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But didn't you know conservatives are ignornant and violent religious nut-jobs that follow bigots like Limbaugh and Beck?
Sorry, had to throw that "response" because it is amazing how people with different viewpoints and beliefs offend others. (Don't take the first part seriously)
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Good review! Those had to be the worst Nazis I've seen in a film! And the worst hippies s well!
Maybe I should've been high as well!
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Nice Larry the Cable Guy reference
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Donald Duck made a better movie Nazis than these guys!
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Oh god, please don't talk about sand!
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Just where *does* one get a swastika bedspread?
I generally love these cheap-ass 60's exploitation films, especially if they have Hippies, and the faker the hippies the better. Yet somehow something tells me the hippies in this thing might be just a little *too* lame. It's just that everyone in this film, from the hippies to the Nazis, just gives off that Eisenhower Republican, member of the Rotary Club vibe.
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If you think Nazi biker films make you crave crazy shit, KKK documentaries make me crave Cheetohs, blueberry bagels, and Greek yogurt.
No, I'm not high when I see those documentaries.
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did somebody say high, don't mind if I do
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I really liked that, um, what do you call that? Opening art work?
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It's called a TITLE CARD, ya' freak!
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is any Pepsi plug going to be a not ze cola joke?
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"Nothing Can Rape The Grimace" has just entered my lexicon
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Say what you will about the Nazis...they make good cola.
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Nice The Warriors reference, I've just remembered a shitty movie called The Last Slumber Party. If I remember correctly it was shot on shiteo. I only watched it once and think the snob should tackle it. How about snob?
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That phone call you made really had me LOL'n!
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So is the snob always really high when doing the reviews, or just when watching the movies and writing? Or does he just get high every time his eyes are fixated on exploitation?
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Right now I'm watching Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. If I can bear Lorenzo Lamas and shitty efects. I can bear Nazis, at least they make me laugh.
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Well, another Nazi biker movie bites the dust. Awesome review, Snob—you awesomely killed this one. Killed it with fire.
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That Book of Hey Jude joke was way too stupid to be as funny as it was.
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Am I the only one who saw the title card and was immediately reminded of the Garbage Pail Kids card art?
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*squints at the back of the Satans jacket* Is... is that the Nostalgia Critic? Is the Nostalgia Critic Satan? ... that explains so much...
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"rolls eyes" Oh boy!
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Reminds me of a really bad and underwhelming version of Mad Foxes... Which reminds me that Brad really should review Mad Foxes.
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Nice Clerks: The Animated Series reference.
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"CAN YOU DIG IT?"
At least I now know where Pop Will Eat Itself got that sample from. Thanks!
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I've heard that this one sat on the shelf until 1984 (!) for some stupid reason....
The deal with hippies and bikers in these trash `60s flicks is that, believe it or not, they sometimes hung out with each other, even though the bikers were mostly speed freaks and the hippies were into LSD and mescaline. Nazi bikers are a reference to the Hells Angels bike "club"/gang and various hangers on, copycats, etc. - there really were right-wing maniacs on stripped-down Harleys roaming the Californian highways in the 1960s-70s.
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The southern accent sounded like billy from Ownage Pranks!
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I've heard better German accents on 'Hogan's Heroes'. Oh wait, some of the actors actually were from Germany.
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I VAS BORN EEN DUSSELDORF UND DAT IS VHY ZEY CALL ME ROLF.
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It’s sad when the hippies look tougher than the bikers in your biker movie. And speaking of Colonel Sanders, that had to be the most Southern-fried German accent I’ve ever heard, and I don’t mean Bavarian.
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Wasn't Nothing Can Rape The Grimace from Clerks the animated show? Oh all the references that could have been made, that is by far the most awesome.
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My God, your comment section is all fifty kinds of messed up, i don't even know you'll be getting this, but oh well.
Although, as a bikesploitation film at it's best, it only has redeemable qualities in its cinematography and it's look, besides having a ridiculous story. Or probably the ridiculous action that follows it.
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This is another high quality, tightly written and witty review. That makes it the opposite of half the stuff on TGWTG.
Please continuue.
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I find it hard to belive that not one but two movies exist involving Nazi bikers.
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Sounds Chinese, or maybe Japanese. I think he looked up our enemies from World War II and then picked the wrong country as a source for his accent.
"We make-a one rast effort to sev zese misguidud chirdren from zis runatic."
Midnight Review of Cars II reference. Sweet.
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sugar cane shouldn't taste like tomatoe soup. i've tried some sugar cane and, it just tastes like sugar.
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This is a good movie to see. I just enjoy it every time I watch. Asigurari de sanatate
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It is so cool that they are back again
Asigurare locuinta
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Check out the biker with the shades in the crowd at 2:55 That`s George Lucas!
I kid you not!
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En général, je t'aime films d'exploitation de ces 60 pas cher-âne, surtout si elles ont Hippies, et le faussaire les hippies le mieux. Et pourtant, quelque chose me dit que les hippies dans cette chose pourrait être juste un peu superbahis boiteux. C'est juste que tout le monde dans ce film, des hippies aux nazis, donne juste à côté de ce que Eisenhower républicain, membre de l'ambiance du Rotary Club.
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