Interesting Carepackage
Very special thanks to the individual who sent me probably the most random assortment of items I've ever gotten.
Original Series
Paranoia
Welcome
Previously featured on YouTube before ultimately being ousted by the powers that be (those powers being the people behind "Nail Gun Massacre") thecinemasnob.com will
feature all of the Snob's videos, old and new, and also brand new shows and full length original movies for those of us who already can't get enough of Z-Grade Cinema.
Links
Mike Bracken
The Spoony One
Tenebrous Kate
Eccentric Cinema
ThatGuyWithTheGlasses
Cinemassacre
Revolving Video
Shaun Millington
Shriek Freak Arrow in the Head
Leslie Jones Blastoff Network
I Spit on Your Taste
Vault of Horror
Bloody Disgusting
Varied Celluloid
Patrick Rodriguez
Avante Garde Theatre
DjDaymage Halloween Mix
Cheap Arse Film Review
Forgotten Junk
Banned From the Video Store
The Experience Cinematic
Fistful of Cult
Video Hero's Hollywood Rant
The Horror Channel
Full Moon Reviews
SFHFF Review
The Spoony One
Tenebrous Kate
Eccentric Cinema
ThatGuyWithTheGlasses
Cinemassacre
Revolving Video
Shaun Millington
Shriek Freak Arrow in the Head
Leslie Jones Blastoff Network
I Spit on Your Taste
Vault of Horror
Bloody Disgusting
Varied Celluloid
Patrick Rodriguez
Avante Garde Theatre
DjDaymage Halloween Mix
Cheap Arse Film Review
Forgotten Junk
Banned From the Video Store
The Experience Cinematic
Fistful of Cult
Video Hero's Hollywood Rant
The Horror Channel
Full Moon Reviews
SFHFF Review
The Cinema Snob: Interesting Carepackage
BlogAds
Support
Help Support The Cinema Snob!
Unfortunately my page hates donate buttons and the link doesn't work, but if you would like to help out The Cinema Snob, my Paypal account is under thecinemasnob@yahoo.com
Unfortunately my page hates donate buttons and the link doesn't work, but if you would like to help out The Cinema Snob, my Paypal account is under thecinemasnob@yahoo.com
indeed you must review it, and you can use that slinky to relive the massive boner the movie will give.
Reply to this
Hey, if you don't want that Guys gone Wild....errr...nevermind.....
Reply to this
Who....sent these? Seriously
Reply to this
Let me guess: you already had that dvd, that's why it's still in the package ^^
If you review it, you might have to focus on their technique and stuff, I somehow doubt that movie will be story driven ^^
Reply to this
Brad Tries Masturbating to Gay Porn.
Reply to this
I once recieved 2 copies of Top Gun and sesame street countdown both for NES in the post from an anonymous sender. Fun times i loved sesame street as a kid
Reply to this
If it was me sending the stuff i'd just include a note that said "Trololo" and that would be 'nuff said.
Reply to this
Wow a troll that spent money on you lol. I doubt any woman you would know would want to watch the guys gone wild. Maybe you can slip it into a box for your mom when you give her the oj book lol.
Reply to this
So that is why it´s impossible to send stuff to Brad.... he only receives gay porn from the fans he has given his adress.
I would have love to send you some hard to come by bootleg movies..... but if you have gotten much gay porn that way in the past then i understand why you dont post your adress in puplic
Reply to this
Isn't that kind of worrying?
A book about a (possibly) serial killer
A book about a town 1 hour away from you
A gay porn.
If you turn up raped to death with a slinky gag they'll know where to look.
Reply to this
Yeah I kinda agree here.. this is a more creepy package than it is an interesting one.
Reply to this
umm.. That is one scary ass package you received there brad lol.. A book about a killer.. A slinky, Alien abductions, A book about a town an hour away from you.. and a Tihuana gay porn video..
This sounds like the lead up to the worst SAW movie ever. O.J simpson on a tricycle, the gruesome tests you must partake in recreations of old gameshow sets. answering trivia on a nearby town, and every wrong answer you get involves a slinky and tihuana boys.
I'm a little scared for you dude, won't lie. You survived the human spider though... and your neighbor is Kung tai ted.. but still. Guys gone wild might be your only review I don't watch LOL
Reply to this
Did you put these items as a joke on a public wishlist on Amazon? Then someone decided to buy them for you? hahaha
I love how the thumbnail shot makes it look like Brad's never seen a slinky before.
Reply to this
More proof that Brad's voice makes everything sexy. I'd watch that DVD with him, and I'm not even interested in men.
Reply to this
Better watch your back Brad! I think the same person who sent you these random gifts might be stalking you.
I used to have that slinky as a kid. Enjoyed hours of making it move down the stairs like in Ace Ventura 2.
Reply to this
Honestly until the Guys Gone Wild DVD came up i thought this video would be a set up to a new experimental series or something. You know a string of V-logs bout weird events happening to Brad or something, and the items being clues as to why its happening, or who is doing it to him.
Or even the set up to his next mini series like Hooker with a Hear of Gold, only this time it be a thriller/murder mystery.
Reply to this
Wow, ok, that was interesting! I've been wanting to put together a nice mixed package and send ya'll but I've got no idea how to beat that last one... don't know now if I want to!
This will be a creepy review in the future with Jake as a guest host as he seams like the one that'd freak out a bit more to be forced to watch that!
I really need to find ya'll's mailing address!
Reply to this
That was really freakin random XD
Reply to this
Hey, I'll offer you a swap for that Guys Gone Wild DVD. Let's see, I've got...the TV remake of 'In Cold Blood', with Eric Roberts on DVD? How about a nasty-looking Pan & Scan DVD of Embryo with Rock Hudson? No? I don't blame you.
Seriously, though, how would a fan go about sending you a thing which is less random, and might even be verging on the awesome (though I say so myself)?
Reply to this
Awesome video, and very random. I am curious on the process to send items to you. Whether u have a PO Box or whatnot set up. Keep up the great work on the videos!
Reply to this
You know, having the end of the video followed by the "That's for babies" commercial is uniquely disturbing for some reason.
Reply to this
That commercial has been getting on my nerves!
Reply to this
Yeah... troll fans can be funny. Well at last you got a slinky out of it.
Reply to this
you should make Jarred watch the gay porn. he might like it.
Reply to this
LOL I didn't realize they even made a Guys Gone Wild. I'm not gay but that's kinda awesome.
And I love how you cut right after "I gotta review it", especially since the question on everyone's minds is "Is he gonna review it?"
Reply to this
Guess what brian get's for his next birthday...
Reply to this
I'm gay and I wouldn't even send him gay porn, I sent him crush, classic pepsi and coke and local made rootbeer and it still hasn't seen the camera.
Reply to this
Guys Gone WIld review = black screen intercut with reactions from Brad.
Reply to this
And yet it will still be hilarious.
Reply to this
Man I wish fans of my site would send me stuff...
Jared probably took your UFO video because he still had 25 minutes!
Reply to this
Oh My God! Great reveal at the end!
This is gonna be a train wreck. I cant believe your gonna watch it, but anything for the sake of comedy lol
Reply to this
Hey Brad, I think the guy that sent you all that stuff was JustKeepThatInMind, the guy from Youtube who wanted to take a shit on your front porch. He's always sending weird stuff to people.
Reply to this
Haha, what a "care" package there, you might have to keep that slinkie in hands while watching Gay sex, to help relieve the stress that is undoubtably going to happen. Sitting through a whole girls gone wild is taxing enough, but to watch a gone wild video that holds no interest... brave man! I second the Jake notion mentioned previously (Im not sure you could persuade him though) The ladies might also be a good addition to such a video. Just a thought!
Reply to this
Dude, it's like you've got Boo Radley sending you gifts from Amazon
Reply to this
Slinky... slinkies are limp, non-erect penises are limp, a limp dick happens when something turns you off. Horrifying things can turn people off, death is considered a horrifying thing. Murder causes death, OJ was accused of murder. OJ is a former pro-athlete, athletes play games... gameshows! Gameshows were on TV, televisions were featured in the Ghostbusters movie. Dan Aykroyd was a ghostbuster. Dan Aykroyd talked about aliens, and Aliens have been reported sighted in the midwest near where Brad lives... BRAD IS BEING TARGETED BY GAY ALIENS!!
Reply to this
You mean Gayliens?
Reply to this
I think this video is designed to explain to us why Brad's gonna review a Guys Gone Wild video next week.
That...or it's a teaser designed to promote the upcoming Cinema Snob movie!!
Reply to this
The couch... Leaning?
Reply to this
I've got a slinky just like that one... Somewhere... The Dan Aykroyd DVD seems interesting... The rest... ? Not so much.
Reply to this
For a moment there I thought someone sent you a giant dildo at the end. At least I was on the right track.
Reply to this
Yea I thought we were going to start hearing a buzzing sound of a vibrator.
Reply to this
The package was from a guy who goes under the name JustKeepThatInMind. He has a Youtube channel. www.youtube.com/user/littleridleystares He is known for sending stuff like this. Look up his past lmao
Reply to this
So...should we expect to see "Brad and Jerrid watch Gay Porn"?
Reply to this
Last sentence made me scream. Then it turned into a wicked laughter.
Reply to this
It wasn't me. If I had money to toss around, I would have sent you Legos & rare-but-not-flat sodas. How much DO Legos cost now adays? ::looks it up:: Wow, $30 for 2lb of molded plastic.
This is going to be a hilarious review.
Reply to this
LMFAO. "well i've gotta review it."
Reply to this
For the love of GOD! Not a slinky. NOT A SLINKY!!! My friend, let's just call him JOHN, always plays with a slinky while on skype, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WE CAN'T STAND IT!!!
Reply to this
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow...just wow. He got professionally trolled.
Reply to this
i know who sent this his name is david hes on you tube he is just keap that in mind on the yu tube chanel of LittleRidleyStares he is not a troll heres a link to that chanel http://www.youtube.com/user/LittleRidleyStares
Reply to this
You totally need to Snob "Guys Gone Wild".
Perhaps as a new character, the Snob's French (Italian?) Cousin, The Porno Snob.
Reply to this
That would be redundant since the Snob already reviews the occasional porno.
Like the ET porno. Oh God I STILL can't wipe that image from my mind.
Reply to this
"I opened it up... and it was Lloyd!"
I can't help but think about how hilarious it would be if you opened the box and Lloyd really did jump out.
"What the hell? Someone sent my own cat to me. How does that work?"
Reply to this
8snickering then bursts out laughing* omg omg jktim did it again LOLZ
Reply to this
Why does it always germans who come up with this shit? I would rather go back to the old days of schnitzelkrautweißwursthaxen than being a country notorious for shitporn and corpsefucking.
Reply to this
wait a minute, wrong video.argh.
Reply to this
I know who sent him all that stuff. There used to be this guy on YouTube called justkeepthatinmind. (He deleted his account a year ago, but there's an archive account. http://www.youtube.com/user/JKTIMArchives) He used to be part of the YouTube ranting community along with Hellsing920, BigAl2k6 and RandomDCE before all their accounts and the website they created was hacked, but he rants about random stuff like Lunchables and traffic cones and stuff. He also had this hobby of mailing random crappy gifts to his friends. I have no idea how he got Brad's address, (My theory is he works for Amazon, which would explain where he gets all this stuff) but this package has his name written all over it.
Reply to this