"Guys Gone Wild: Spring Break Young & Hung" Review
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Holy crap, I can't believe you actually reviewed that... I wonder if Jillian sat and watched it with you.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And that was just my reaction upon seeing the headline.
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Wow ok I'm gay my self and even i wouldnt buy this shit.
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I love me some gay porn.
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Awesome.
But you just know more people will send you gay porn or masturbation videos now. :/
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But... where is my guy on guy action? D:
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wow, you sure are a man of your word Bra
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You have a weird job.
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I need to send Brad some bear porn.
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Yes, yes you do. Screw these little twinks, I want my men.
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Is... is this even considered gay? I mean... they were alone and jerking off with a woman in the room?
But yeah, movie looked reeeeeeally boring.
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LOL!! Is the gay porno even gay?
Who would have ever thought that would ever be a question that you could ask?
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But that's the thing. Is it really gay porn, or just straight porn for women? Is it primarily marketed toward gay men?
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Of course it's gay porn! How many women do you know who think to themselves "Hmm, I'd really like to watch a video of men masturbating tonight." If there is a straight market for this, it's a tiny one. But that's how the company that makes these videos sneakily markets this blatant false advertising. The "Girls Gone Wild" you see advertised on late night TV is just as bad, only instead of ten awkward minutes of a camera girl trying to convince a drunk guy to take off his pants, the genders are swapped... though to my knowledge (having never seen one, honest) the girls video is even lamer, as you don't even get to see their genitals.
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actually I know a lot of girls who like that.
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It's gay porn for straight women marketed by straight men. Go fig.
Brad's probably the most secure in his heterosexuality than any other guy I know. Major props to you.
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Its more like 'Douchebags Gone Wild'. My gay brother would fall asleep after 5 minutes of this.
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That's because any guy, no matter if they're gay or not, would blow their rocks off before the movie began. He's having a rocks-off nap.
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TOO FUNNY.....but thank god William
Hung wasn't on there.
hung w
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Those guys seriously gave me douche chills... What jokes... can't even get it up... Six pack abs ain't shit if you can't make Linda Lovelace gag.
I like the part where that guy's "friends" don't even acknowledge him... That is probative of a case of aggravated douche baggary...
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lol this seems more like porn for girls than gay porn.
Seems like something my sister would watch. Then again.. she also gets off on hardcore gay porn..
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For Brad's sake, I hope Jillian was with him when viewing this. I remember seeing the commercial for this and my girlfriend at the time looked at me and said "That kinda looks gay. I can see why it was done but it just doesn't look right." .
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Brad: Honey, I sorta said I'd review this gay porn movie.
Jillian: Well, it's not like you don't see dozens of dicks in your other Snob videos.
Brad: Uh, that's just it. This isn't a Snob video. I'm just reviewing a gay porn DVD.
Jillian: ...okay, uh, I guess it's gotta be a wacky cult classic or something...
Brad: It's Guys Gone Wild.
Jillian: ...
Brad: Spring Break Edition.
Jillian: ...
Brad: I love you!
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LOL spot on, thats pretty much how I would have pictured that convo going down.
completely avoiding it's the Hard edition.
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...Oh my. That was...that was really something.
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AH WHISKEY DICK. I literally screamed at that. XD
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When he mentioned that the only thing I could think of was the Dave Attel bit on the subject...
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So that DVD is pretty much the camera lady's masturbation meterial she figured she could make extra money off of.
But yeah this dvd seems more for the females who get off on naked men then for a gay man to get off on. Which I have to say in a way is a nice change.Its just to bad all the men look like douchebags. Though I may find a copy and buy it for my best friend. She loves the Jersey Shore guys,
As for me. I prefer the real thing and/or women. I am the kind of girl who enjoys watching Girls Gone Wild though.
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Also Brad. My respect for you just went WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY up for actually reviewing and watching that.
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oh man.. I wasn't gonna watch this one but I can't miss one of your reviews dude LOL. I've gotta say you are talented man, making something that ridiculously boringly gay, funny. you should sue for false advertising and demand it be released as the limp edition.
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And I was hoping this would be in character as the Snob.
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You crazy bastard.
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Hmmmmm...you know, this is missing a little something, some musical accompaniment...wait, I got it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWogJ3QPXA0#t=5m34 You can thank me later. XD
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I thought the book was better.
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Wow that was less traumatizing than expected... but still fairly creepy. So did any of your female friends or loved ones enjoy this? male friends?
So is this going to be proudly displayed on your DVD shelf or is this going to the deep dark bowls of the basement in a box ladled, "Open at your own risk!"?
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YOU WATCH KING OF THE HILL! Watching that is mandatory for everyone in Texas! Hank had Diminished Gluteal Syndrome in that episode in which he had to wear a prosthetic ass!
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I'm sad to say that yes as a Texan I did watch that and got the joke when the Snob made it!
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Thanks for the laugh Brad. After this depressing day it was something I truly needed. Now let's get down to the porn. What the fuck!? How is this even really considered hardcore porn? This is soft, ultra soft cause no one is even mimicking sex with another person. This is why a lot of women think men in general are dumb. Yeah, don't hit on the camera lady. Don't even try to get her to fuck you. Don't try to get her to bring in a girl to fuck. Just do some exercises and jerk off. Who the hell thought up this lame ass idea? Who thought this was going to be the next Deep Throat? lol! Great review Brad, sorry you had to watch the lamest so-called "porn movie" ever.
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Kitty looking out the window!
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He probably had more fun than Brad. Damn that vid blows... no wait, they didn't.
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The Triple Lindy isn't defined on Urban Dictionary yet, but I found it. Looks dangerous.
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The only thing erotic about that review was Brad's voice.
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your pairing of dry analysis and silly gay porn made my sad day happy again. please, please do more gay porn reviews. please! pretty please!
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The commercials have deceived us! I was led to believe that there would be wrestling in these videos. By the way, respect for your dedication to your job, Brad.
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Can you do a crossover with AniMat? http://www.youtube.com/user/ElectricDragon505
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You do know you'll be receiving many such packages in the near future now right?
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I'm a bisexual who gets aroused constantly by pretty much everything. Yet this dvd would bore the hell out of me. Haha
Funny review for sure though. Some great jokes
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Some of these guys (the guy looking for a free shirt especially) seem so dumb that I kinda feel sorry for them.Like watching someone take advantage of the mentally retarded.
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My God this is the one time i've seen something on this site and didn't want to see it through till the end. I'm gay so it was not the fact it was gay porn or just dudes jerking off. It was the fact that everyone shown on that video was a fucking douche. Not even Brad's jokes (funny as they where) saved the video from being, Frat Fucker #52 acts stupid and drunk and fails at being sexy.
Worse yet that dude who just kept asking what he had to take off and pose and shit. Really? Are you retarded or really fucking stupid? Cause there was no way just alcohol made you that way!
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Amusing. Not something I would care much about and glad to see you review almost anything now.
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You know how you're flipping channels and you happen upon an Animal Planet special about two squids fucking and you find yourself momentarily mesmerized and mildly stimulated? This movie doesn't do that.
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wow, seriously none of those guys wanted to fuck the camera girl!? What a disappointment.
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what i find depressing is that girls actually like guys like this. obviously they have so much blood flowing to their muscles that not enough is flowing to their head.
As a concept, its terrible. Axe Body Spray ads are more erotic. This may not be my sort of thing but at least I recognize what may turn on women or gay men. Push up contests and guys who can't get it up humping the air isn't a turn on for anyone. It was entertaining to hear Brad's commentary on the video though.
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I gotta give you props Brad for actually being able to watch that stuff. And I don't mean the fact its gay porn, but rather it is by the far the most dull gay porn ever made.
So I have to ask, did you watch this alone, or did your wife or any of the rest of the Snob Crew join you? Because honestly, the only way this DVD could MAYBE be remotely enjoyable is if you have a group to do a mystery science theater 3000 riff with. And even THAT might not be enough.
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Well. Kudos for reviewing this, man. You managed to make a review more interesting than the gay porn you were reviewing.
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Well, this was certainly... Something...
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LOL Brad
Still the film seems less gay than Top Gun
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How the hell do those guys have like 8 packs if all they do is crush beers? This DVD left me a lot of unanswered questions, like the first time I saw Inception or Apocalypse Now. Firstly, where did all this wacking off take place, was it actually happening or were they trapped within several dreams or had they had actually gone deep into Cambodia? Secondly, when Simple Andrew sees his friends and they ignore him is it because he's actually dead and doesn't know it yet, was there a red doorknob? And finally, were these really the 12 best guys assembled to jerk off to a camera? I mean honestly, you have to wonder how horrible some of the other candidates were that were left on the cutting room floor so I guess I'm wondering is there a gag reel and alternating endings with this DVD like the two different endings for The Descent?
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Brad I hope you told Jillian about this.
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First off, was the camera lady Mila Kunis? Secondly, how much more Gay porn do you think Brad is going to get because of this? And did this count as a Cinema Snob review or a Brad Tries?
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This was one of your funniest videos ever. Your deadpan-style works great for the material. I think this needs to be a new show!
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If I wanted to see drunken well-built men jerk off I would just go down to my gym, give all the regulars a load of beer, and then show them porn.
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Who would of thought a DVD called "Guys Gone Wild: Spring Break, Young & Hung: Hard Edition" would be boring pornography? I'm sure enough gay/bi guys have confirmed here (myself included) that Douches Gone Wild is more dull than a sex education tape, but I'm curious if any females like this at all, just out of mild curiosity.
Although well done on the review. I'm just surprised you got a random package including this DVD. I'm surprised anyone would buy it ever except as a gag since there are better things around for less. The internet is free (excluding paying the internet provider)...Right?
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im actually very embarrassed to admit that i was kinda dissapointed that this was very soft core, and im not even gay. I just thought that would be more hilarious.
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Thank you Brad! Now I know to put even gay porn though harsh review before buying. Thank you for doing your part in keeping porn standards high.
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This sets a dangerous precedent for people to mail you soft core gay porn.
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justkeapthatinmind is truly a dick for sending you this hes on you tube on a chaneel called little rilystares
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good review in style of the cinema snob videos. By the way will there be a new snob episode this week?
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When you review Backdoor to Chyna you can complain about too much flacid dick. I have a feeling this video is similar to tgwtg.com's hireing process.
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I don't get why this is being called gay porn. You wouldn't call a video of a woman masturbating alone gay (OR lesbian).
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That Ed guy was pretty hot.
Ahem.
I can't believe you reviewed this, but it was hilarious. You are a brave man, Brad.
Laughed really hard at the King of the Hill joke.
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I'd be so bored watching this... and I'm gay.
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Your cat is a camera whore. Brings a great little Wheres Waldo feel to your show.
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what a weird job you have Brad =)
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Hahaha... Wow man. This was hilarious. Quite the unexpected film to see you do. You always deliver!
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"there are things you see, that you can't unsee..."
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Wow, Cinema Snob. Color me impressed---you go places where no other reviewers dare to go! Talk about the most refreshing thing I've seen all week... I know this isn't the first porno you've reviewed, but damn it, you're the only one that reviews porn, and I think that that's a step ahead of other critics.
Mostly because porn can be funny as all hell. This one was pretty amusing, but that's probably just because I virtually never see any actual in-depth (no pun intended) reviews of porn like most of today's internet reviewers do. So keep up the good work, Brad. This is the most entertaining review since Transformers 3!
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I think a man that has survived watching E.T. the Porno and Troll 2 can stomach to watch just about anything. Plus he drinks 20 year old Crystal Pepsi I'm sure all those ancient drinks have helped his immune system from not just bacteria but also bad movies.
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No "deep wang" jokes?
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Which is worse being on this video and discovering your "camera shy" or having brad make fun of your dick.
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I heard one of the creators a few years ago on the radio once talking about how it's like creating these videos. She said everybody signs a release form and they are sober when they shoot the videos. They turn away many people that are drunk.
She said there was a girl that a week or two later told them to take out the footage out of the girls gone wild video because her family was into politics and she didn't want her family to suffer because she did the video. So they took it out and it wasn't a problem.
I watched a girls gone wild video once out of curiosity and it seemed very sexist. You can make a video showing naked girls and not make it seem so exploitative? They bragged about it being exploitative in the video!! If a guy said they liked those videos, the girls gone wild ones, I would judge him. Oh yeah there are plenty of free cam sites so if you want to see a guy jerk off just go to one of those.
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Huh well I guess now we know why this short lived thing didn't last long.
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This is just sad. In this day and age, are there gay men so closeted that they'd resort to watching THIS? Seriously, who is this for? Someone who thinks Playgirl is too suggestive?
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I like how your cat is just sitting in the window sill at the end
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I've watched 3 three videos in this series and brad all I can say is... my hat is tipped to you if you could stay awake through even one. When I heard about this I really wanted to see it but when that time finally came around I was bored to tears.
Firstly all the guys did was jerk off,I could have gone to a million different porn sites to see that and it probably would have been more entertaining.
Secondly as you put it would take 15 minutes just for them to get hard. I also really wanted know who's bright idea was it to put a woman who can't shut up in a porno aimed at gay men... if I don't want to see a woman in my porn... WTF would make someone think I wanted to hear them in my porn. I lost so many erections watching this just because I kept hearing her voice.
It wouldn't have been so bad if they had stuck to the girls gone wild format.
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Would it be safe to say that the review is actually more erotic than the actual porn being reviewed?
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not in the slightest
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The shot where a guy gets caught wacking off by a girl in a red bikini is a shot for shot copy of a scean from Fountain of Wayne's song 'Stacy's mom'.
i should not be able to recognise that off the top of my head.
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Actually the music video was the one that copied that scene.
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I would have laughed my ass off if this was a Brad Tries episode.
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It's the sequel to Top Gun!
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Funniest gay porn review I've ever heard. Next you should review 'Leeches!'
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"That'd be hilarious... probably not for the bear."
I loved this video.
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This was hilarious Brad. This isn't gay porn or even straight porn for women, it's just too sad. They can't even get their junk up in the first 15 minutes! xD
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You are right Brad I am surprise non of the guys hit on the camera ladies. I mean the camera lady sounds hot, so why wouldn't they?
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I like how in the last shot you can see Loyd looking out the window. I just imagine that while Brad is doing a review of male porn, Loyd is watching something really interesting like a murder taking place right outside the window or something.
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I know many girls that get turned on by two boys/guys(I'm 13, so it's mainly younger girls/women).
It just takes a little more comfort with one's self ...
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