Brad Tries The State Fair 2011
It's another year at the Illinois State Fair. This year we try out Turkey Testicles, Fried Kool-Aid and more!
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I was at the Illinois State fair a few days ago. Wish I could've seen you guys.
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Brad's wife is so sexy
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Who farted at 14:26?
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I have made french toast out of pb&j sandwiches before. It's rich but good. I might make that tonight if I have enough bread.
The bright red fried koolaid looks odd lol. But who doesn't love cherry koolaid?
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Cherry Koolaid to me, tastes like cough syrup. I absolutely DESPISE it. Strawberry all the way
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"I lost my shoe!"
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So this was how you made up for Smurfs 3D for Jake.
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And Jilly nails the dismount!
9.5, 9.3, 9.2,.....
awww....and 3 from the Russian judge
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Brad's mom reminds me of Mac's mom from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, especially after blowing that smoke puff of powdered sugar.
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Brad Tries Fair Food? That's really not good. Where are the memorial services being held at? =)
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Don't do it Jake!! That haunted house is way too scary!!
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honestly, Brad, you might as well just have your wife shake her breasts at the camera or completely go topless or sideboob for these fans to stop bugging....It's obvious what they want.
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Haha Jake at the Republican tent. I now love Jake even more.
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You really get all that shit on american Fairs? That.... explains a couple of things about the American - physique, doesn't it? You get some pretty nasty stuff on fairs here in the old world but nothing that.... made for no other purpose than clogging your arteries.... BTW - so... your mother is a vegetarian, Brad? She must be soooo proud of all the things you eat
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Well, Fair Food isn't something you're gonna eat all the time. It's more like "you deep fried what!? I have got to try that!". More like a dare or just morbid curiosity of how the hell something that sounds so nasty or unlikely could actually taste good. And sometimes it doesn't taste good. Sometimes it's just awful.
Then to prevent yourself from keeling over you ride something that will invert you a billion times and you yak all of it up in a trash barrel next to the ride. Or into the face of whatever poor bastard had the misfortune of riding on the same ride with you.
Then you try to forget all that crap by getting drunk off your ass and wandering over to the 4H section where you try to get all the cows to moo at the same time. Then you wake up the next day and you only barely recollect the previous day. That's when you know you've won.
So as you can see, Fair food is actually quite awesome. Actually, the best fair food are the french fries and the funnel cakes. Oh god, funnel cake...
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Ah, that prank at the end was mean.
I'm assuming that was like a joy buzzer?
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No squid-flavored ice cream?
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Now there is nothing in life I want more then a meat parfait...
I wonder if any of you got sick after the fair XD
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why was Sarah angry at the flash light what was on it
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It was a prank flashlight. When you try turning it on it shocks you.
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Well this helped cheer up my rather boring B-Day. Always nice to see Brad and his friends generally goofing around like this.
On a side note what is it about state fairs that wont to not only kill you but also rob you of your money. Went to the one down here in Texas once and yeah any food was like 3 - 12 bucks without a drink.
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Kool-Aid Man balls! lol! Nice to see your mom make it in this episode by the way, Brad. I'm guessing you didn't go to any midnight screenings for Conan or any other of the midnight films since there is no post for one.
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I love the last part with the flashlight. Also I want a fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich
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No car crashes to end it this time? Oh well, at least this ending was good as well.
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To Brian:
We're on it.
Love,
Ghostbusters: Chicago Division.
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thanks for this little taste of home, brad.
won't be long 'til i can make it back to the fair again.
keep on rockin' in the free world.
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Great video as always, guys. You all have great chemistry and the videos work really well.
Nice connection with Starship btw, haha.
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As fun and funny as this is, where are my Fright Night, Conan and Spy Kids midnight screenings???!!!
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I guess none of you guys are Republicans, huh? Well, I suppose I would not find many people who are politically the same as me on a site devoted to exploitation films.
Oh well, good video either way.
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Eeh... you get used to it. As long as it's nothing like outright lies (which I've been seeing a Lot from some people) and more a joking opinion I don't typically take issue. Everyone has their opinion of things and they're quite welcome to it. So, here's to a fellow conservative. *holds hand out* ^^
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True, true. *shakes hand*
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Here, I was just going to happily post that seeing Brad shove balls in his mouth made my day... but finding out there's actually a couple other conservatives here? Holy smokes! XD
Still, balls. In. Mouth. My day was suddenly made awesome.
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Yep, me too. But I'd say specifically conservative with libertarian leanings, rather than specifically republican.
I have no problem sinking that party entirely and getting a new one. It happens every once and again. Remember the Whig Party?
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Had no idea you were from IL.As someone who is from there as well as one of my favorite internet critics, that just makes these videos a little bit more special to me now.
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I remember last year's State Fair vid... I'm not sure which one had the weirder stuff in it, but... I don't think I'd try any of this stuff...
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I hate those Banana Boat ads! They can't be paused!
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Watch it, Brad! Q your Face X was at the fair about an hour before you! *sarcasm*
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The only thing I ever cringe at in these group 'Brad Tries...' videos is how freely everyone shares their food, forks, and bottles with each other.
Maybe I'm more of a germophobe than I thought or maybe Brad has a closer relationship with his friends than I do mine, but the concept of passing around a corndog - let alone collectively licking it - just makes me shiver.
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Same here. But I myself wash my hands all the time for example, so I guess it's just me.
Also, I'm a cook and that might have something to do with it. I learned lots of stuff about viruses and how stuff like that goes from person to person, so I never really touch anything strange anymore.
I don't actually even eat in restaurants, because I know that there's lots of strange stuff going behind the scenes
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Immune systems don't get enough credit these days.
Unless someone has mouth herpes, sharing food isn't going to kill you.
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Haha, I felt the same way too. Interesting how people don't think eating after someone can get them sick when that's like a First class flight into your body for Germs. Sharing food may not get you a serious disease (I hope) but it can make you sick if someone has a virus or bacteria that can be transmitted through mucosal contact with it. Your f*cked and health insurance is expensive. No thanks I'd rather get my own plate and Fork thank you.
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Hi, this video amazed me. Brad is so great.
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I noticed Brad's wife voice is almost the same as Cameron Diaz's voice, same tone same pitch, kinda weird
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Jake at the Republican Tent hahaha
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As always amazing. I hope i will see more videos with all of u :] And i wish i have friends like u. Damn this scene with forks and liking was really hot
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Lol I wish we had these weird kinds of food at the fair.
For strange foods I usually have to resort to asian stores. But it's fun to try
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You know, I haven't been to the fair in ages, the Puyallup's coming up in September and I'll have to force myself to brave the traffic this year.
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Ya'll forgot to cup the balls, cup the balls, dammit!!!
This is ya'll's best mostly homo-erotic video ya'll've produced!
And, shortly after this video they all had massive heart attacks and Brad had his 1st triple bypass!
PS: I like how she fixed her shirt before riding a machinical bull! Also, why no one else try but the women!?
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1 word: Fanservice.
Well, that or the men didn't want to try it.
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"Fuck you and your chocolate corndog"- Flaming Brian
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Those Fair foods are really something! Shame our County Fair isn't until Mid March, but the next county's fair is in November, so not much wait for me to try some weird carnie recipes of my own! lol
Oh and I forgot to count, but I think Jillian stayed on for more than 8 seconds!
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OOOH, you guys are making me wish that I was at the fair right now! Although, I'm from the Buffalo, NY area, and the only odd food our fairs ever seem to have are taco in a bag and deep fried twinkies. I have seen deep fried butter once, but I could already hear my arteries clogging, so I passed it up. Funny and entertaining video btw!!!
P.S. The red hair looks soooo adorable on Sarah! This may be late, I don't know how long she has had it, but this is the first time I have seen it!
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I really wish I wasn't allergic to peanuts. I would love to try the fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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I heard the IL State Fair got alligator and I'm surprised that wasn't on the menu. Oh well, now Brad and company just need to come to the MN state fair next week and try it there(plus our other awesomely gross food).
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We did alligator in last year's state fair episode.
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The Iowa State Fair had deep-fried STICKS OF BUTTER. I an not even kidding: stick of butter, covered in egg wash, then Panko, then more egg wash, then MORE panko. Deep frying it (reminding you that 'it' refers to A FUCKING STUCK OF BUTTER) results in the butter not only melting the bread crumbs, but FUSING with them.
Needless to say, my point is that I'm 85% certain that my state fair kicks your state fair's ass when it comes to ludicrous food, turkey testes aside. If that doesn't clinch it then this might: chocolate covered bacon on a stick.
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Your mom is a vegetarian or does she not like eating beef or something? Only curious
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Hahaha, I love these Fair Food videos! You'd never see any of that food anywhere but in the US, and I frankly would be very reluctant to eat any of it. Though the PB&J sandwich would have probably been okay, and maybe the meat parfait because it just seems like a roast dinner in a cup haha. Australia's fair food never gets outrageously bad for you; it's a good thing but on the other hand I feel a little cheated that I can't shorten my life expectancy by 10 minutes lol.
I think the best part is just seeing you guys out and about, enjoying yourselves!
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I'm always amazed at how fair food by and large uses very similar ingredients, but the results are sometimes sooooo different from one another.
Also, watching all this fried food coated in powdered sugar REALLY made me want french toast.
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Man, I totally should've went to the state fair this year. I mean, fair food and possibly running into Brad and friends? It'd be like dying and going to heaven (not an unlikely side effect of the food mind you).
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So is the meat parfait like a shepherds pie arranged like a parfait? That's kind of what it looked like.
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My old boss tried to get me with a prank pen that shocks you. He called me into the office to sign a sticky note... not the best way to stay inconspicuous, I must say. I knew right away what that flashlight was when Jake was talking about it, haha.
Here's hoping everyone's arteries aren't in TOO bad of shape.
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How do you even fry kool aid? It boggles my mind (maybe I'm just stupid, haha).
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God I hate the fair but the meat parfait was awesome.
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