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feature all of the Snob's videos, old and new, and also brand new shows and full length original movies for those of us who already can't get enough of Z-Grade Cinema.
Too lazy to watch all of the full Midnight Screening video? Then check out this condensed version of all of our midnight reviews, from Thor to Conan the Barbarian.
8/29/2011 7:15 PMDarren Forest wrote:
Thank you, good sir; the 14 hours I've spent looking over all your midnight screening reviews has been condensed into 2 minutes, proving that I wasted my life. And it was STILL worth it to confirm that I should never watch Smurfs or Spy Kids 4. Reply to this
8/29/2011 11:35 PM
Kevin wrote:
Yeah I was thinking for a second that he would take a clip from spoony's FFX-2 Pt.1 review of him screaming "deep wang", just to throw people off. Reply to this
8/29/2011 7:29 PM
Marconius wrote:
Ah, this cracked me up, well done. You missed some of the last ones though, didn't you? Spy Kids 4 wasn't in there, I think. Reply to this
8/31/2011 7:37 AM
Michael Borean wrote:
Yea they weren't but I also was hoping they'd show up here anyway since they were for the cause as it were. Still, video amused me since I got to remember all the videos lol. Reply to this
8/29/2011 8:07 PMJeremy wrote:
Brad, even though the midnight screenings are over are you still gonna be doing solo Vlog reviews? I know you'll do occasional Midnight's but what about the Vlogs? Reply to this
8/29/2011 8:08 PM
LucasChad wrote:
Would've been great if the end stinger was Jake yelling "Shoot the monkeys!" Still, it was a good time all summer. Reply to this
8/29/2011 8:20 PM
eddievercetti wrote:
"Shia LaDouche SHOOT THE FUCKING MONKEYS! Vin Diesel's back? You shove it up your ass Baby Vagina This movie is no Happening Assburgers Ass Caves Poo Jokes No Name and No Act I saw titties Of course it has poo!" Best quotes from these reviews. Sad the theater isn't doing these for this week. Reply to this
8/29/2011 9:14 PMnoj9 wrote:
summer midnight screenings movie review are over. Are you still going to do solo reviews in the fall? Reply to this
8/29/2011 9:33 PMBooRat wrote:
This was both the funnist shot video ya'll've ever made and the saddist reminder the Summer is over!
PS: And you missed one of Vin's appearinces! Reply to this
8/29/2011 10:36 PM
Zach wrote:
I believe the site should produce a shirt reading "And when I looked up there I saw titties" with a picture of a penguin. My God, Jake was fantastic all summer. Reply to this
1) Give Jake his own show! He is Lewis Black's anger, AVGN's cursing and Jack Black's facial expressions mixed into a molotov cocktail of awesmoeness! I'd watch him review anything, including a phone book.
1) Jerrid, you are my favorite thing about Team Cinema Snob! You provide excellent counter-balance to the dark comedy stylings of the rest of the crew, and if I ever meet you at a con, I want your autograph.
Thanks to all of you for the hard work! Reply to this
8/30/2011 12:19 AM
Ron wrote:
I'm so glad you chose that part of the Zookeeper. Funniest five seconds during the whole series. Reply to this
8/30/2011 4:08 AM
lokiduck wrote:
Best part was Mr. Popper's Penguins XD
8/30/2011 5:43 AM
Dave wrote:
In Kung Fu Panda, the protagonist knew that this bird wasn't his real dad. They even make a joke about it.
As for Horrible Bossess - it blows and I rather watch Transofrmers 3 again. This is just painful with it's predictible, washed out jokes.
Great video anyway. Harry Potter in the nutshell. Reply to this
8/30/2011 6:43 AM
FrankN.Stein wrote:
Lacks a list of how many times Jerrid dared to laugh. Otherwise - great summary. And I loved Vin Diesel's cameo. Reply to this
8/30/2011 8:51 AM
Yurxes wrote:
I watched all of these videos throughout the summer, and I feel sad now that it's over. It's like I'm losing a group of friends until next year. It'll be interesting next summer to go back and watch this video and feel nostalgic; hell, I already feel nostalgic about some earlier episodes since I watched them during a rough time. Thank you Brad & friends Reply to this
8/30/2011 8:58 AM
Random wrote:
What needs to happen now is a montage of Priest references. Especially to see how many times Jake goes "Fucking Priest" Reply to this
8/30/2011 11:07 AM
Kbomb13 wrote:
Thank you all for the videos. You guys helped make my summer before moving to college a really fun one. Reply to this
8/30/2011 1:12 PM
Anonymous wrote:
Man jake if there was a theme for you this year it would have to be Cruel Summer. But hey on the plus side because of you and the guys I am getting Priest on Blu-ray Reply to this
8/30/2011 7:45 PM
Zash wrote:
Thanks for the mid night screening videos. Gave me good laughs through out the summer. Reply to this
8/31/2011 5:50 AM
Mitch wrote:
You should have included the line from the Spy Kids 4 review,
"Is this what I've been doing to you? I'm a monster." Reply to this
8/31/2011 1:36 PM
Arne Maes wrote:
The midnight screenings were great, really loved the interaction between you guys, gonna miss it! Reply to this
9/1/2011 6:44 AM
Djeuve wrote:
I don't remember the exact name but you should be able to find it under "Theme Song from Taxi" Reply to this
9/2/2011 2:41 PM
LandoFunk wrote:
"Angela" by Bob James from Touchdown (1978)..I'm a fan..All 5 jazz lovers out there can kiss my ass! Reply to this
9/1/2011 7:40 PM
Casper wrote:
This video is longer than 5 seconds. My doctor told me I had 5 seconds to live. So I tried to watch this. I died before it was finished. I now typing this from the through the use of a medium. Thanks alot for wasting my last 5 seconds of my life.... Reply to this
9/2/2011 5:26 PM
Asinein wrote:
Does this mean no Midnight Screenings of the guaranteed-to-be-awful Labor Day weekend premieres? That's disappointing. I guess I'll just have to go back through and watch all the other MS videos until I forget about it... Reply to this
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I miss the porno couple.
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Thank you, good sir; the 14 hours I've spent looking over all your midnight screening reviews has been condensed into 2 minutes, proving that I wasted my life. And it was STILL worth it to confirm that I should never watch Smurfs or Spy Kids 4.
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Hilarious. Really enjoyed watching all of them, can't wait for next year
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I'm surprised Transformers 3 wasn't "Deep Wang..."
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Yeah I was thinking for a second that he would take a clip from spoony's FFX-2 Pt.1 review of him screaming "deep wang", just to throw people off.
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Ah, this cracked me up, well done. You missed some of the last ones though, didn't you? Spy Kids 4 wasn't in there, I think.
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"Spy Kids 4" or "Judy Moody" weren't midnight screenings =)
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Yea they weren't but I also was hoping they'd show up here anyway since they were for the cause as it were. Still, video amused me since I got to remember all the videos lol.
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Brad, even though the midnight screenings are over are you still gonna be doing solo Vlog reviews? I know you'll do occasional Midnight's but what about the Vlogs?
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Would've been great if the end stinger was Jake yelling "Shoot the monkeys!" Still, it was a good time all summer.
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The Conan one is beautiful.
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My lungs hurt either from smoking or laughing!
"Have you read anything from Robert E. Howard?"
- Eh?
Jerrid is my hero
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"Shia LaDouche
SHOOT THE FUCKING MONKEYS!
Vin Diesel's back?
You shove it up your ass
Baby Vagina
This movie is no Happening
Assburgers
Ass Caves
Poo Jokes
No Name and No Act
I saw titties
Of course it has poo!"
Best quotes from these reviews.
Sad the theater isn't doing these for this week.
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Maybe a Best of Jake's Review should be in the making!?
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summer midnight screenings movie review are over.
Are you still going to do solo reviews in the fall?
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This was both the funnist shot video ya'll've ever made and the saddist reminder the Summer is over!
PS: And you missed one of Vin's appearinces!
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I believe the site should produce a shirt reading "And when I looked up there I saw titties" with a picture of a penguin. My God, Jake was fantastic all summer.
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Fuckin' hilarious. Everything becomes better taken out of context.
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Dear Mr. Jones and Co.,
Only two things:
1) Give Jake his own show! He is Lewis Black's anger, AVGN's cursing and Jack Black's facial expressions mixed into a molotov cocktail of awesmoeness! I'd watch him review anything, including a phone book.
1) Jerrid, you are my favorite thing about Team Cinema Snob! You provide excellent counter-balance to the dark comedy stylings of the rest of the crew, and if I ever meet you at a con, I want your autograph.
Thanks to all of you for the hard work!
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I'm so glad you chose that part of the Zookeeper. Funniest five seconds during the whole series.
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Best part was Mr. Popper's Penguins XD
That and Crazy, Stupid, Love.
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In Kung Fu Panda, the protagonist knew that this bird wasn't his real dad. They even make a joke about it.
As for Horrible Bossess - it blows and I rather watch Transofrmers 3 again. This is just painful with it's predictible, washed out jokes.
Great video anyway. Harry Potter in the nutshell.
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Lacks a list of how many times Jerrid dared to laugh.
Otherwise - great summary. And I loved Vin Diesel's cameo.
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Jerrid and his Assburgers.
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I watched all of these videos throughout the summer, and I feel sad now that it's over. It's like I'm losing a group of friends until next year.
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What needs to happen now is a montage of Priest references. Especially to see how many times Jake goes "Fucking Priest"
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Yes please.
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Thank you all for the videos. You guys helped make my summer before moving to college a really fun one.
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Man jake if there was a theme for you this year it would have to be Cruel Summer. But hey on the plus side because of you and the guys I am getting Priest on Blu-ray
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Thanks for the mid night screening videos. Gave me good laughs through out the summer.
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You should have included the line from the Spy Kids 4 review,
"Is this what I've been doing to you? I'm a monster."
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The midnight screenings were great, really loved the interaction between you guys, gonna miss it!
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What was the song you used?
And I want a best of Jake video too.
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I don't remember the exact name but you should be able to find it under "Theme Song from Taxi"
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"Angela" by Bob James from Touchdown (1978)..I'm a fan..All 5 jazz lovers out there can kiss my ass!
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This video is longer than 5 seconds. My doctor told me I had 5 seconds to live. So I tried to watch this. I died before it was finished. I now typing this from the through the use of a medium. Thanks alot for wasting my last 5 seconds of my life....
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Does this mean no Midnight Screenings of the guaranteed-to-be-awful Labor Day weekend premieres? That's disappointing. I guess I'll just have to go back through and watch all the other MS videos until I forget about it...
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