Midnight Screenings in 5 Seconds

Too lazy to watch all of the full Midnight Screening video? Then check out this condensed version of all of our midnight reviews, from Thor to Conan the Barbarian.

 

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  • 8/29/2011 7:14 PM SpazOutLoud wrote:
    Exactly.
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    1. 9/1/2011 10:04 AM DICK SECONDS wrote:
      I miss the porno couple.
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  • 8/29/2011 7:15 PM Darren Forest wrote:
    Thank you, good sir; the 14 hours I've spent looking over all your midnight screening reviews has been condensed into 2 minutes, proving that I wasted my life. And it was STILL worth it to confirm that I should never watch Smurfs or Spy Kids 4.
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  • 8/29/2011 7:16 PM LeMunson wrote:
    Hilarious. Really enjoyed watching all of them, can't wait for next year
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  • 8/29/2011 7:19 PM Reid wrote:
    I'm surprised Transformers 3 wasn't "Deep Wang..."
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    1. 8/29/2011 11:35 PM Kevin wrote:
      Yeah I was thinking for a second that he would take a clip from spoony's FFX-2 Pt.1 review of him screaming "deep wang", just to throw people off.
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  • 8/29/2011 7:29 PM Marconius wrote:
    Ah, this cracked me up, well done. You missed some of the last ones though, didn't you? Spy Kids 4 wasn't in there, I think.
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    1. 8/29/2011 7:40 PM Brad wrote:
      "Spy Kids 4" or "Judy Moody" weren't midnight screenings =)
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      1. 8/31/2011 7:37 AM Michael Borean wrote:
        Yea they weren't but I also was hoping they'd show up here anyway since they were for the cause as it were. Still, video amused me since I got to remember all the videos lol.
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  • 8/29/2011 8:07 PM Jeremy wrote:
    Brad, even though the midnight screenings are over are you still gonna be doing solo Vlog reviews? I know you'll do occasional Midnight's but what about the Vlogs?
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  • 8/29/2011 8:08 PM LucasChad wrote:
    Would've been great if the end stinger was Jake yelling "Shoot the monkeys!" Still, it was a good time all summer.
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  • 8/29/2011 8:13 PM Anonymous wrote:
    The Conan one is beautiful.
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  • 8/29/2011 8:17 PM Ps2K wrote:
    My lungs hurt either from smoking or laughing!

    "Have you read anything from Robert E. Howard?"
    - Eh?

    Jerrid is my hero
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  • 8/29/2011 8:20 PM eddievercetti wrote:
    "Shia LaDouche
    SHOOT THE FUCKING MONKEYS!
    Vin Diesel's back?
    You shove it up your ass
    Baby Vagina
    This movie is no Happening
    Assburgers
    Ass Caves
    Poo Jokes
    No Name and No Act
    I saw titties
    Of course it has poo!"
    Best quotes from these reviews.
    Sad the theater isn't doing these for this week.
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    1. 8/29/2011 9:36 PM BooRat wrote:
      Maybe a Best of Jake's Review should be in the making!?
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  • 8/29/2011 9:14 PM noj9 wrote:
    summer midnight screenings movie review are over.
    Are you still going to do solo reviews in the fall?
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  • 8/29/2011 9:33 PM BooRat wrote:
    This was both the funnist shot video ya'll've ever made and the saddist reminder the Summer is over!


    PS: And you missed one of Vin's appearinces!
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  • 8/29/2011 10:36 PM Zach wrote:
    I believe the site should produce a shirt reading "And when I looked up there I saw titties" with a picture of a penguin. My God, Jake was fantastic all summer.
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  • 8/29/2011 10:38 PM JayRam wrote:
    Fuckin' hilarious. Everything becomes better taken out of context.
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  • 8/29/2011 11:24 PM full_absolution wrote:
    Dear Mr. Jones and Co.,

    Only two things:

    1) Give Jake his own show! He is Lewis Black's anger, AVGN's cursing and Jack Black's facial expressions mixed into a molotov cocktail of awesmoeness! I'd watch him review anything, including a phone book.

    1) Jerrid, you are my favorite thing about Team Cinema Snob! You provide excellent counter-balance to the dark comedy stylings of the rest of the crew, and if I ever meet you at a con, I want your autograph.

    Thanks to all of you for the hard work!
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  • 8/30/2011 12:19 AM Ron wrote:
    I'm so glad you chose that part of the Zookeeper. Funniest five seconds during the whole series.
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  • 8/30/2011 4:08 AM lokiduck wrote:
    Best part was Mr. Popper's Penguins XD

    That and Crazy, Stupid, Love.
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  • 8/30/2011 5:43 AM Dave wrote:
    In Kung Fu Panda, the protagonist knew that this bird wasn't his real dad. They even make a joke about it.

    As for Horrible Bossess - it blows and I rather watch Transofrmers 3 again. This is just painful with it's predictible, washed out jokes.

    Great video anyway. Harry Potter in the nutshell.
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  • 8/30/2011 6:43 AM FrankN.Stein wrote:
    Lacks a list of how many times Jerrid dared to laugh.
    Otherwise - great summary. And I loved Vin Diesel's cameo.
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  • 8/30/2011 6:55 AM SbargoVox3 wrote:
    Jerrid and his Assburgers.
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  • 8/30/2011 8:51 AM Yurxes wrote:
    I watched all of these videos throughout the summer, and I feel sad now that it's over. It's like I'm losing a group of friends until next year. It'll be interesting next summer to go back and watch this video and feel nostalgic; hell, I already feel nostalgic about some earlier episodes since I watched them during a rough time. Thank you Brad & friends
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  • 8/30/2011 8:58 AM Random wrote:
    What needs to happen now is a montage of Priest references. Especially to see how many times Jake goes "Fucking Priest"
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    1. 8/30/2011 6:45 PM Reid wrote:
      Yes please.
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  • 8/30/2011 11:07 AM Kbomb13 wrote:
    Thank you all for the videos. You guys helped make my summer before moving to college a really fun one.
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  • 8/30/2011 1:12 PM Anonymous wrote:
    Man jake if there was a theme for you this year it would have to be Cruel Summer. But hey on the plus side because of you and the guys I am getting Priest on Blu-ray
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  • 8/30/2011 7:45 PM Zash wrote:
    Thanks for the mid night screening videos. Gave me good laughs through out the summer.
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  • 8/31/2011 5:50 AM Mitch wrote:
    You should have included the line from the Spy Kids 4 review,

    "Is this what I've been doing to you? I'm a monster."
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  • 8/31/2011 1:36 PM Arne Maes wrote:
    The midnight screenings were great, really loved the interaction between you guys, gonna miss it!
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  • 8/31/2011 5:43 PM Mason wrote:
    What was the song you used?

    And I want a best of Jake video too.
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    1. 9/1/2011 6:44 AM Djeuve wrote:
      I don't remember the exact name but you should be able to find it under "Theme Song from Taxi"
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      1. 9/2/2011 2:41 PM LandoFunk wrote:
        "Angela" by Bob James from Touchdown (1978)..I'm a fan..All 5 jazz lovers out there can kiss my ass!
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  • 9/1/2011 7:40 PM Casper wrote:
    This video is longer than 5 seconds. My doctor told me I had 5 seconds to live. So I tried to watch this. I died before it was finished. I now typing this from the through the use of a medium. Thanks alot for wasting my last 5 seconds of my life....
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  • 9/2/2011 5:26 PM Asinein wrote:
    Does this mean no Midnight Screenings of the guaranteed-to-be-awful Labor Day weekend premieres? That's disappointing. I guess I'll just have to go back through and watch all the other MS videos until I forget about it...
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