Angel Above - The Devil Below
Satan possesses a woman's vagina and causes it to talk. Yep, another one of those.
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good job as always Snob
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I love the talking vagina movies. They're always provide great material for the Cinema snob xD
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Is it just me or did he keep saying there were 4 talking talking vag movies?
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I didn't catch the last line in the video, so maybe it explained it. But yeah, I heard him say a few times there were four, and then he only explained abut the three. I assume the fourth must be the next review.
Great review, as always. Although I think my favorite review of this "genre" is still Chatterbox.
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yes he did say 4 and I'm curious if that was a mistake or if there's a 4th he hasn't reviewed yet!
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The 4th is "Pussy Talk 2."
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Lloyd!!!!
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How many talking vagina movies could there possibly be?
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Jerrid has genital warts.......plus his vagina talks.
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I demand equal time! Where are all the talking dick movies? And,no,not actors named Richard.....
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"You have to get out of here! Your vagina is haunted!" -- great wisdom from Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose
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dammit man you stole my quote
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Tarot. I know I should hate it. It is stupid, juvenile, ham fisted and way too preachy. But it's so bad I can't help but love it. It's like a tiny little dog trying to scare you. It doesn't work but it is amusing.
Jim Balent is not a good writer. But he is entertaining. His art isn't that bad either.
Got off topic there. Am I the only one who finds the idea of Satan in a vagina creepy?
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Another talking pussy movie? Wow I new the 70s were screwed up but DAAAAMMMN!!
"Wow, did you just tell me tto do something unspeakible to you in a deep manly voice and then growl like a tiger all without moving your lips!? Because I totally believe you did!"
Please, dear god don't make a talking penis movie, Brad!
I've heard of better possesion themed pornos from this time that you should review!
You said there were 4 movies like this? what was the forth!?
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Oprah: AAAAaaah!
Mingie: What the? Haha! You missed me, you stewpid buggers! You see that Gary? They can't even aim!
Gary: [softly] Min... [louder] Mingie.
Mingie: Gary, what's, what's wrong?
Gary: They got me, Mingie.
Mingie: No... Oh no!
Gary: Aye. They got me bad. Oh, the blood.
Mingie: Try to hang on, Gary!
Gary: Ih... It's gettin' dark, Minge.
Mingie: Oh Gary! What have I gotten ya into?
Gary: I've seen muh life flash before me eyes. Mingie!
Mingie: I'm 'ere, Gary!
Gary: Where... where are we, Mingie? Are we in Paris?
Mingie: Yeah. Yeah, we're in Paris, mate.
Gary: Ahhh... Is it as wonderful as I 'oped?
Mingie: Ih, it's beautiful. We've finally made it!
Gary: Tell me what you see, Mingie.
Mingie: [getting emotional] Well, there's the... Eiffel Tower right in front of us. The Louvre, right over there behind ya. And f-fresh baguettes all around.
Gary: Ahhh... I can smell them, Mingie. At least I got to see Paris before I- [and no more is heard from him]
Mingie: Gary? Gary, say somethin'. [Gary craps his last, or maybe it's just a final fart] You killed him, you bastards! He didn't even want any part in this! This is all your fault, you stupid cow! You never gave your ol' Gary the time of day and now he's gone! Life ain't worth livin' any more! What's the use?! ...I'm comin' to see you, Gary! [the gun is cocked] I'm comin' to see ya!
Oprah: No! Don't! [the gun goes off. Moments later, Oprah is put on a gurney and wheeled over to a waiting ambulance, and rolled in]
Lt. Nelson: Oprah's going to be okay. Wish I could say the same for her vagina and asshole.
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You know, The Change-Up attempted to bring back the body-swap film. How much longer before Hollywood attempts to bring back the talking vagina picture?
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Oh boy... Another one... But yeah, at least this one explains why it's talking all of a sudden.
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Hmmm.... I guess of all the reviews of movies about talking vaginas, this may be the funniest review of a movie about a talking vagina that I have seen in the last several months.
I have seen a lot of reviews of movies about talking vaginas. This is mainly due to Brad Jones.
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At 9:30, the mother's voice, dialogue, acting and hair are SOOO similar to Tommy Wiseau's... O.O
Still, I wonder if there's even more stupid movies about talking vaginas, I'm still speechless after seeing this one
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Cool credits sequence.
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i think the fourth one he was referring to was 'teeth' which is beyond his cutoff date
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Nope Brad said in the comments above there's a sequal to "Pussy Talk"
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I like how the girl eats the scene by emoting to the sound of stock lions roaring.
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If your vag is growling like a lion, you have worse problems than being in a porn.
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You said this movie had three rip offs and counted Pussy Talk and Chatterbox among them, so does that mean that there is one more talking vagina movie left to be Snobbed?
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Vagtriloquist.
And another word enters the English language.
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Speaking of Mel Blanc, could you imagine a talking snatch that sounded like Yosemite Sam?
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Oh my holy Jebus! This review had me in stitches! Well played sir, well played.
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Thank you for that embarrassing moment...
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The porn and porn-esque episodes are my favorites. Those movies are just plain ridiculous.
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Nice pussy. Lloyd, that is.
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This is a blatant Exorcist porno spoof. I apologize if you said this already, but I got halfway through the review and it donned on me: Randy=Reagan. a girl who plays with the necronomicon (Ouija board) and gets her vagina possessed. just look at her hair. pure Reagan.
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But it doesn't have a "Tubular Bells" sound-alike on the soundtrack; for a porno theater audience you needed to clue them in (because one or two of the audience were 9-year-olds who sneaked into the building when the usher was asleep. Don't deny it; you know crap like that happened in the grindhouse period.)
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These kinds of movies are so funny
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Nothing like a talking vag movie to help mend your sick body. Namely as even the illness thinks this movie is waste of it's time and goes to find someone not watching it.
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Come on, Brad, you know you wanted to put a nice, loud, "Manimal" over that growling.
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To be fair this is the only porno you've reviewed so far that actually looks like it would be decent wank material!
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A Vice Squad reference, then a Max Hardcore reference, and then a Hot summer in the city reference!
You read Cinema Sewer don't you?
In other words : awesome review!
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Man, these talking vag movies are ridiculous, though you do have to admit they do all have some sort of variation on the idea. One turns into an entertainer, can't remember what happened in Pussy Talk but it wasn't entertaining, and now Satan (who apparently likes cock in his mouth?) Also, thanks for your jokes about Jeff Dunham. I've never figured out why he had more than one Comedy Central special
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Pussysploitation [poos-ee-sploi-tey-shuhn] noun--the use of Lloyd to cover up graphic material in a review.
And I approve!
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Guys, I gotta say I love this running gag with counting on your hand the number of times Jerrid: laughed at the change up/fell asleep during the tree of life/genital warts.
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I just don't know who the hell to turn to at this point.
Maybe absolutely no one but me has experienced this, but on my computer anything related to Blip.tv is fucked. It won't load on this computer. It hasn't been able to load here for the last few days, and I can't even bring up the main site to find out what the problem is.
Every single webpage with an embedded blip.tv video refuses to load the video. I haven't been able to enjoy a single video by anyone who uses blip, and now I'm starting to get annoyed beyond all reason.
And no one seems to have this but me! I've searched google for anyone whose had this problem, and nothing comes up that isn't several months in not years old.
Can anyone help me? I'm getting really frustrated here.
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It happens, try a different browser or disable all of the addons on your current browser.
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Well, Brad. You're not on broadcast TV so you don't HAVE to black-box the lady bits.
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The hell? Yeah he does. Sites like Blip and youtube still have rules about nudity.
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Great video as always Brad, but that ending with Jerrid honestly made me nearly choke on the beer I was drinking from the juvenile giggles that showed up.
Thanks for that! >
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When you finish with the vagina movies, you should take the next step beyond:
Jess Franco's "Lulu's Talking Ass"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0186417/
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Talking vagina movies are simply fun. But the question is are there also talking dick movies?
Great episode !
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The worst part of this movie is that the vagina could only find work as a video game voice actor afterward.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU
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To those who may be interested in the history of the trope, I would recommend an Old French 13th century fabliau, "Le Chevalier Qui Fist Parler les Cons" (composed by one Garin).
This masterpiece from olden times tells a whimsical story of a knight who acquires an unusual ability; hijinks ensue.
Please note that the talking vagina is now officially Older Than Print.
The medieval classic inspired a hearty satire by none other but the acclaimed philosopher and writer Denis Diderot himself; his very first (anonymous) publication was entitled "Les Bijoux Indiscrets."
This makes the trope Older Than Steam.
The 70s? Hardly the beginning, but rather a continuation of the long-standing, noble tradition. Let us remember the humble beginnings, lest we forget where we came from.
Also, thank you kindly for yet another marvellous episode!
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Out of the whole TGWTG crowd, yu've got the best title cards. The faces are expressive enough, they manage to be somewhat realistic yet still cartoonish, and they have some wit to them.I hope the guy who does them (sean?) gets some recognition because of it.
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A jab at Rick Perry, to show you don't like conservatives.
Then a jab at Max Hardcore, who is currently inprisoned unjustly. When I think of horrible men from Wisconisn, I think of Ed Gein or Jeff Dahmer, not some guy who makes porn that some people find too hardcore. Personally, I do find his shit disgusting (from reading about it), and would never watch it.
But that's just it. I don't fucking watch it, because I don't want to. It's a free country, do what you want as long as you hurt no one. And all his actresses were consensual, and over 18.
And I agree we shouldn't have hardcore, or even softcore, porn on every TV screen in public, but it's not like he is a well known man. You have to seek out his shit if you want to watch it, which I think is a good system for keeping extremely hardcore porn legal, but away from the majority of the population who is distrubed by it.
To call him the "devil," even in jest, is kicking a man while he is down, and especially mean spirited, given that he is in jail, and far worse people from even his home state, let alone the world, exist.
OTHER THAN THOSE TWO OFFHAND COMMENTS, I felt it was a very good episode, and am bamboozled by the influx of talking vagina movies the 1970s had.
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And to say one more thing, it is somewhat hypocriitcal for a fan of exploitation films to think someone is the "devil" when all they are charged with is "obscenity." I daresay even Caligula might once have face that charge, let alone some of the other movies you like.
Really, obscenity is a stupid thing to be illegal. I do agree "obscene" porn should be hard to find (i.e., not at the eye level of anyone in magazine stands, and not generally advertised where soften porn is), and only those who want to find it will ever need know it exists, but I certainly think that that minority of people has their rights same as you and me.
Obscenity laws and that fucking Miller test are both outrageous impediments to the First Amendment, and ought to be abolished immediately. Same with fucks like Tipper Gore and the like.
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Strictly speaking, he's likely NOT going to jail for banging a 16 year old. In 30 of the 50 states (AND DC), the age of consent is 16
Also, as a Texan, I appreciate the Rick Perry joke. Fuck that guy
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The issue was never he banged anyone under 18. I can understand how that could be an issue, him being into his 50s, but all his actresses were over 18, that was made perfectly clear, and was never the issue in the first place. He went to jail for "obscenity" which is just one step from "thoughtcrime" a la George Orwell's 1984, in my opinion.
Obviously, if there was even a change of him fucking underage girls (and since it is on camera, whether or not the age of consent is 14, 16 or 18 does not matter), or anything was nonconsensual, then he would be a sick fuck. But that was not the case.
As for Rick Perry, he's okay. Not my #1 choice for President (that'd be Ron Paul as far as mainstream candidates are concerned; and R. Lee Wrights of the Libertarian party overall; fuck Obama and make him a one-term president, I say), but an okay guy, a generic Republican, nothing overly good or bad about him.
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Are you talking about the director of the film or something?
Because I was commenting on Brad's statement about the CHARACTER sleeping with the daughter character. Where he said "you're going to jail!"
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oh, I was replying to the conversation directly above about Max Hardcore, who is in jail for no good reason. I didn't realize this was a new "thread". The issue was furhter confused becaues you also happened to mention the Rick Perry joke. Sorry for the confusion.
And in that case, then no, he wouldn't go to jail. You can fuck a 16 year old, you just can't film it, or show it publicly, I guess. Which more or less makes sense as a law, I am not opposed to it.
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Max Hardcore was released from jail on July 19, 2011.
Also, if my name was Paul Little, I'd go by something else too.
Still though, he's out of jail, so your argument just fell apart.
That said, I don't think he should have been in jail in the first place.
Brad's jokes on Max or Rick Perry made me laugh. I'm a republican. Which means last time I checked, I'm a conservative.
I think you and others should not take it too badly when Brad makes jokes about people like Max Hardcore, or Rick Perry.
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Ah. That. Yeah, I ignored that thread of conversation the instant I saw the statement "to show you don't like conservatives."
I really don't give people who make sweeping general statements like that the time of day anymore, unless I'm in a really pissy mood and want a shitfest. And I try not to do that on comments/forums owned by people I respect.
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What the hell? Pussy talk's ridiculous premiss is an even huger ripoff than I thought. That's... not good. Now I probably have to track this down and watch this when I get masochistic.
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This looks like the trashiest of the talking vagina movies. And I can’t believe I just wrote that sentence! Because the very premise is inherently sleazy!
But yes, while Chatterbox was just silly, shticky and ultimately harmless and Pussy Talk seemed to struggle for a kind of “plausibility” (well, as much as you could get out of a film whose central premise involves a trash-talking coochie), this movie was just...ew! Maybe it’s the man voicing the snatch. Maybe it’s the extended rape scene played for laughs. Whatever it is, I feel like I need a long, hot shower now.
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Pretty good episode, Brad! Jerrid's penis has a female's voice, which is both hilarious and sad, as well as mocks him.
Then we got to see good ol' Lloyd being used as a substitute for vagina and judging by the footage taken, he was either mildly amused by the attention or didn't care and you interrupted "Lloyd time" which I can only assume is a cat's lazy part of their day.
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What I would like to see in one of these talking vagina movies:
Someone ELSE gets into an argument with the vagina and it gets so heated he decides to shut it uo with his cock - and inadvertedly rapes it's owner in the process.
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As always Snob, you have all the weird movies! I would love to have a crappy movie collection just like you!
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