Dr. Sex

Lets hope he has better credentials than Dr. Butcher MD.

Posted by thecinemasnob at 9/26/2011 9:40 PM
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  • 9/26/2011 9:58 PM SewerGeek wrote:
    Good episode as always. Damn it! Now I want a castle in Vegas with live in strippers. But it will probably just be a house with neighbors who listen to tokio hotel all day.
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  • 9/26/2011 10:01 PM Michael C. wrote:
    I don't know about you, but I would like to live in a house filled with topless ghost women posing in cheesecake shots.
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    1. 9/26/2011 10:41 PM BooRat wrote:
      I wouldn't because I think that'd be like a hellish torture! See Hellbound: Hellraiser II for a good exsample!
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  • 9/26/2011 10:23 PM Doug wrote:
    "His colleague picks up his missing frames and leaves" hahahaha great episode
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  • 9/26/2011 10:29 PM brooklyn wrote:
    Well that certainly is an interesting title.
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  • 9/26/2011 10:38 PM BooRat wrote:
    Wow, this would be great remade into a late night Cinemax softcore porno!
    That was a great twist to that 1st skit!
    I now hate that director now to, because I want his life! And, that bitchin' mustach!
    Do you really hate this movie or is it one of those you fake hate for the Snob?
    Also, cutting between your old episode of you from no more than 3-5 years ago has a wierd effect as you've changed so much since then that you look like you could be your own father by comparison! No offince!!!
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  • 9/26/2011 11:27 PM Bassbait wrote:
    Obviously the missing frames were part of the artistic genius of the movie. The cut-up narrative is a clear pre-cursor to Tarantino and David Lynch.

    Being a Cinema Snob, I thought you'd know that a film called "Dr. Sex" would be too intellectually honest and perfectly executed to contain errors!
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  • 9/26/2011 11:30 PM Michael F. wrote:
    That doctor who suddenly turned into a dog at the end looked an awful lot like Jim Rose.

    I can understand what you didn't include a reference to that. It's because it's tough to talk about Jim Rose....without making lots of pauses...or sounding extreme...or getting ready for a MONSTER tour stop in C-Bus! The Jungle is representing...
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    1. 9/27/2011 12:13 PM Michael F. wrote:
      I could have sworn that I wrote Jim Rome in there; it was late at night! And it's not like Jim Rome matters.
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  • 9/27/2011 2:51 AM DianaGohan wrote:
    This was a great review. Favorite had to be at the end though.

    "I gotta say I'm very disappointed in my session with Dr. Sex, and this is after meeting two of his secretaries" (cut to the sexual awakening of Nerd clip with the Cinema Snob there).

    I also liked mocking the original Wanda video for it's location, jokes as well as not getting the facts wrong. To be fair though I don't think as many people would call you out on this information then some of the other reviewers but yeah everyone had their rough beginnings and it's interesting comparing where you were then and where you are now. And though your videos then were okay they're defintley incredibley amusing now having some of the best one liners of all the reviewers on TGWTG. And I'm not just saying this because this is your site I'm on right now either.
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  • 9/27/2011 2:56 AM glenn wrote:
    What you read here is a series of random words'
    Aardvark. Naughty bits. Umlaut. Shoe. kumquat.
    I agree with Dr Sex, SEX is a vast and complex subject.
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  • 9/27/2011 3:39 AM lokiduck wrote:
    I like how the black boxes get confused and have sad faces when the women disappear XD, gave them a lot of personality.
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  • 9/27/2011 4:00 AM John Connor wrote:
    I can't blame you. I want that guy's life, too.
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  • 9/27/2011 6:14 AM RovingMind wrote:
    I love seeing the snob snob himself. It would be cool to see him go back and re-review some of his first movies. Those reviews where pretty short and he wasn't at the top of his game.

    He is so much better now.
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  • 9/27/2011 8:32 AM Nils B-Film wrote:
    Yes! Been curious about this one ever since you mentioned it in the Wanda review. This seems like a much weirder film than I expected... Ted goes all surrealist on our asses. The sad blackboxes was a funny visual gag of yours. And by the way... don't be too harsh on your old reviews. The clip of your disinterested eyes in the Wanda review always cracked me up. I like your older stuff still.
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  • 9/27/2011 8:41 AM alexalex2220 wrote:
    Did the video skip the ads for anyone else?
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    1. 9/27/2011 12:30 PM Rebort wrote:
      No ad for me either. I just clicked a couple of ads on the main site to make up for it.
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  • 9/27/2011 8:44 AM Someone wrote:
    wow , that was a great episode , even better than the one last week.

    I really loved the parts where you made fun of your younger amateur self , and the last scene near the stinger killed me. XD

    So this director lives in a mansion in Las Vegas with a bunch of strippers ? must be the sheer power of his pimpin Salvador Dali like mustache.

    man , the chicks in this movie look so fine , even with the black boxes. 8P

    The review itself came in a perfect time , since I've just watched MST3K's episode of "Girl in Golden Boots" for the first time last week , and it's easily one of the best Sci Fi's (I refuse to call it Sy Fy) episodes of the show , alongside classics like "Space Mutiny" , "Hobgoblins" , "Prince of Space" , "Devil Fish" , "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" , and many others.

    also , clever use of the black boxes in this one. ^^
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  • 9/27/2011 10:08 AM hsinchu1 wrote:
    How do you riff a movie that features a deep-voiced woman with a Jackie O hairdo and not make a Dr. Girlfriend joke?
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  • 9/27/2011 10:28 AM PalaceOfWisdom wrote:
    "My spoon is too Big!"

    Wait, it is allowed to quote Academy Award winnig pictures on this website?

    Brilliant episode, as usual
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  • 9/27/2011 12:02 PM jaltesorensen wrote:
    Epic cutting

    I was entertained.
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  • 9/27/2011 12:28 PM Rebort wrote:
    I came to make a Dr. Girlfriend comment but I see that's been covered.

    How about that giant spoon in the second vignette? It's seen more action than the actual Spoony! Hey-ooo!

    Okay, I'm finished. Great episode!
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  • 9/27/2011 1:53 PM Jyri wrote:
    Have you ever actually had contact with Ted Mikels?

    And what do you REALLY think of his movies...?
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  • 9/27/2011 3:08 PM Dave wrote:
    Well, at least is not Dr. T...
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  • 9/27/2011 3:16 PM lrb wrote:
    "Godamnit! This show can't even keep its facts straight!"

    HOT DOG! Pierre Kirby isn't dead!
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  • 9/27/2011 3:21 PM masterpower wrote:
    Come on Brad, the eye gag is great, it's one of my favourite snob moments, along with the "showing my face while watching the zombie's penis" in Porno Holocaust.
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  • 9/27/2011 3:30 PM lrb wrote:
    People getting cut out of tin air? I didn't know Terrence Malik was 8bit Mickey's dad.
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  • 9/27/2011 4:30 PM Peakpasha wrote:
    Dr Sex, now that's a sophisticated name.

    Speaking of names, I've seen Italian directors using English names, but an American director using an Italian name, that's a rarity.

    Anyway, great episode.
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  • 9/27/2011 6:53 PM alan wrote:
    Hey Brad, could you review the blood island trilogy in order? Brides of Blood, Mad Doctor of Blood Island, and Beast of Blood. Perfect fodder for your show. Do them in order and if you want do Terror is a man being as it's technically the first blood island movie. Hell, riff Beast of Yellow Night too.
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  • 9/27/2011 9:02 PM Sammy H wrote:
    Oh my, Brad you look like a thin Bob Chipman in that title card! :0
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  • 9/27/2011 9:14 PM Patrick wrote:
    I'm glad there were emoticons in the black boxes. Honestly, great review, horrible movie. I'm also saddened by the fact that I remember having seen this.
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  • 9/28/2011 12:40 AM MikeKz wrote:
    So, I guess this movie is for those whole like the simple titillation of tired burlesque strippers. A movie called Dr. Sex has no sex. This movie is stupid. I'd even go so far as to say that it's even stupider than Transformers 2.
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  • 9/28/2011 1:28 AM Dan wrote:
    If you did the eye gag now you'd use a close-up of your cat's eyes instead
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  • 9/28/2011 4:13 AM Faustus wrote:
    What mst3k was that? I don't recognize it.
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  • 9/28/2011 4:25 AM Lai-Lai wrote:
    I don;t think I've seen Girl in Gold Boots, but I have seen Dr. Goldfoot & the Bikini Machine. Oh Vincent Price; you can make anything watchable.
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  • 9/28/2011 8:45 AM LudwigVonAntero wrote:
    I thought you'd turn into Lloyd, but disappearing is okay too.
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  • 9/28/2011 10:42 AM Anonymous wrote:
    So, how many more weeks of Malick jokes? It's rare that you hate a movie THAT much; it's actually kind of impressive.
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  • 9/28/2011 11:37 AM Jake wrote:
    "Now he's going all toxic avenger on it's ass!"

    Thanks for the laughs again, great review for a movie with obviously way too much of that wretched nudity nobody sane even cares for!
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  • 9/28/2011 2:26 PM executor wrote:
    Lol.

    Best. Stinger. EVER!

    And frankly, I'm glad that you eloberated on the "It's bad!". Nice episode again, Mr. Snob!
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  • 9/28/2011 3:43 PM Stefano Pavone wrote:
    Hey, Brad - thanks for posting this on my birthday (26 September).
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  • 9/28/2011 5:21 PM sanguinesushi wrote:
    Wow I have seen Mst3k Girl in Gold Boots maybe a hundred times and I NEVER noticed that edit. Maybe because it was a bad movie I forgave it or something... I agree with you about the first part of this film not being too bad, a decent twist although I have seen it before. As a whole, from what you showed anyway, I wouldn't put this one in the bottom compared to a lot of other "films" you've found, that's for sure. At least it had some kind of concept going and I can accept the final guy turning into a dog, maybe I'm tying it into the first dog and the idea that all of Dr. Sex's patients turn into dogs after having sessions with him or something. Who knows! Oh and stop bashing yourself from your past videos silly, I love you anyway
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  • 9/29/2011 5:24 PM Timo wrote:
    So this is a movie about sex in the city?
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  • 10/3/2011 11:57 PM Dan S. wrote:
    Ahh jump cuts!

    Couldn't have a Youtube w/o 'em.

    Nella!
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  • 10/4/2011 4:13 PM ROBRAM89 wrote:
    So nobody is going to mention that the shot of the doctor's eyes bugging out has actually been used elsewhere?

    That's right: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI&ob=av3e
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    1. 10/4/2011 4:30 PM BooRat wrote:
      He could spend a year reviewing all the films Rob Zombie sampled in that one video! I'd love to see him review the one with that robot!
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  • 10/8/2011 5:28 AM wolfspawn wrote:
    when the time comes i want him to review this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304722/
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  • 2/8/2012 11:58 PM Cinemac3 wrote:
    My English professor's nickname is Dr. Sex :-O
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