"The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)" Review
More random thoughts. Star Laurence Harvey has the most magnificent gut I've ever seen in my life. When 10 people shit in a room, it shouldn't surprise you that it may begin to stink. And it's hilarious watching someone obsess over "The Human Centipede."
Gotta agree with you. I liked the villain of the first one. Wasn't really a fan of the movie though...
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I think it's matter of god gift.
I can't say anything more.
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No barbed wire rape!? No thank you very much!
Okay, I ain't quite seen the 1st but I've seen enough of it from the trailers and all the reviews I can basically say I have. I do like the Doctor too he was the best character. And the actor has done so little he would be great in some larger films. The only thing I seen he did before the 1st Human Centipede was the TV show Lexx which I loved back in the 90s!
Well, you've told me enough Mr. Jones to not go out of my way to get this on DVD I'll wait and see if I can find it for like a dollar someday in a dollar-bin or in a pawn shop.
Well, that scene with the baby sounds like the one that'd ruin the movie for me. I love horror and campy horror but I got a rule I hate images of really young kids dying. And, that's why I don't like Feast 2.
So, did you or why didn't you watch and review this with the likes of Jerrid or Jake their input would've been greatly enjoyed and probably would've enhanced this video!?
I can't wait to see if you can get Phelous or... dammit I forgot his damn name the guy from Brows Held High to review this maybe do a 3-way crossover with the footage from the film sliced in. You know you want to!!!
I still would like to hear your review for "John Dies at the End" when it comes out!
So, does the chick from the 1st movie actually make it onto the "real" Human Centipede in this or is she one that dies from the massive brain damage from a crowbar to the head?!
You're our B, Brad! (evillaughter)
Do you think there will be a 3rd Sequence!?
I can see it happening! Get enough people together you can make the Human Ringworm!!! A never ending circle of re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-digested SHIT!!!
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I'm surprised you didn't have any comments about the BBFC's initial decision to ban this movie. Based on your assessment of the gore level, it seems like you would feel their reaction was inappropriate (assuming, of course, that censorship is ever justified, which I personally don't believe to be the case).
Incidentally, the BBFC recently decided to release "The Human Centipede 2" in Great Britain after nearly four months of repeated viewings allowed them to find two-and-a-half minutes of footage that could be cut to make it "acceptable." Free speech issues aside for a moment, which poor bureaucrats drew short straws and wound up with THAT assignment? If your job forces you to watch "The Human Centipede 2" over and over again for four freakin' months, you need a better union.
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I just heard an interview with Ashlynn Yennie earlier tonight and she said she agreed to do the movie because she got to be the person in the front. She also said that a 3rd movie is in the works.
And when she told her parents she said it's a horror movie where people are sewn ass to mouth. And they are proud and supportive and have only seen a picture of the first movie what she looked like "sewn together" but that is it. Also she said they wore in the first movie prosthetic butts with a thin layer of silicone and they all had bite pieces.
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After watching Cannibal Holocaust,everything looks tame by comparison. Anyone who thinks modern horror is at the worst it's ever been should give it a watch and then tell me how gruesome these movies are.
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Just for you to know: The american version is cut and the part that got left out is the barb-wire-anal-rape-scene as documented on severall websites and censor-newspages.
So yeah, you saw the edited version.
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Hey Brad, serious question, how come newborn getting it's head crushed=hilarity but newborn porn=disgust.
I haven't seen Human Centipede 2 or a Serbian Film and i have no desire to, but just curious about why you didn't seem to have a problem with the same sort of scene here when you were pretty vocal about Serbian Film.
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It's not the same. One is a cartoon, and the other is realistic fucking baby rape. The context is completely different. Same thing could apply with adults getting killed in a movie. Sometimes it can be hilarious, other times it can be disturbing.
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Yeah, that makes sense, there is a line where something goes over the top, and it's different for a lot of people. I've laughed at a scene where a pregnant woman gets stabbed by a bayonet and comes out with a fetus hanging off the end, just because it was so ridiculous, but even just your review of Serbian Film made me never want to see it based on the description of that one scene.
I hope i didn't come off as attacking or anything, i was just curious on your take, not having seen the movie, or the scene in question. Execution is key.
thanks for answering. I probably still won't see HC2 just because the character doesn't seem interesting, the doctor in the first film was enjoyable in his own way. This movie just seems like a kill reel with some random nobody.
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Yeah, Brad- I was totally bummed out that Dieter Laser was not his own twin in this one too... Dieter Laser ='s "I destroyed a Universe! I destroyed a Universe!! I DESTROYED A Universe!!!"
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Coming next summer Brad Jones in Caligula II (Full Sequence)
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I heard there's a new Nicolas Cage movie that you can also watch On Demand called Trespass. Who knows, you might enjoy it!
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No barbed wire rape and no close-up shots of Martin's dick getting bloody from the sandpaper? You definitely watched the cut version.
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Well, I'm going to send this review to my philosopher professor, to see if she /still/ wants to take our philosophy class to see this movie for the sake of another aesthetics and censorship debate... By the sounds of things, it's not worth it, and none of us really wanted to go in the first place.
Anyway, thanks for giving us your thoughts! By the sounds of things, you might have just saved me several English pounds and an extra hour and a half I could spend doing something useful.
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why.... why.... why would you watch crap like this?
Any view just makes it more likely for them to make another disgusting movie
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Because that's what Brad does. He watches bad movies and reviews them. Look at any of his reviews of The Asylum's films.
That being said, I doubt that the movie studios are watching to see if Brad Jones reviewed their movie.
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I too think that the doctor in the first movie was great. He was an awesome mad scientist. If only that screaming Japanese guy wasn't in the movie! Anyway, yeah, The Human Centipede was a pretty good movie and not as gruesome as I thought it would be.
The Human Centipede 2 does seem rather stupid. I'm skeptical of the "first one was just a movie and the sequel is real life" type of sequel. I think your ideas for a Human Centipede sequel are much better. Another idea is to just have someone else discover the doctor's work. He, or even she, is at first repulsed by it, but is then intrigued by the idea of making a human centipede.
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When Brad said "wraps her up in plastic" he sounded just like Jack Nance in Twin Peaks.
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I'm sorry but in my own personal opinion anything horrible that happens to a baby is just a tragedy. I don't give a shit if it's a movie it will always be in poor taste and disguising to me. The same goes for rape jokes they are never funny. They are NEVER going to be funny.
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I was a volunteer for Fantastic Fest here in Austin, where the film premiered. Got to see the main actor, Laurence Harvey, in person, seems like a nice guy, but heard he laughed throughout the screening. His eyes were very bulging, couldn't stop staring at them.
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The first one proved you could still come up with an idea so odd it didn't need to be graphic to work. And it surprised me by being entertaining.
This doesn't work. For some reason it reminded me of things like Basket Case, but not as interesting. Now, Bad Biology
would be perfect for the Snob if it was older.
Plus they missed a trick by not calling it the Human Millipede
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I never watched anything on demand. What do I have to do in order to watch this movie?
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Tony Six stated that the scene with the all the crap being in color was his tribute to Schindler's List. What a fucking ass.
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I really don't get why so many people I talk to consider this and the first one to be like the most graphic films ever. Which of course they definitely are not ive seen and heard of movies that make them look like nothing.
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Here is my idea for what the THC sequel SHOULD have been in terms of plot. I'd like some feedback if people thought this would have been better.
My idea is that the human centipede is discovered and all of the doctor's stuff, and it gets out as news worldwide. Somewhere else in the world, a man (or even a woman?) hears the idea and researches until they decide to make a 12 person centipede of their own. They do it, and they torture the centipede, but the one living person from the end of first centipede movie, ends up going on a justice mission and tries to kill the person and save the centipede.
It'd turn into a more thriller based movie with an actual protagonist, and I thought that would have been a much better idea.
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Well, the idea of a copy cat "killer"/Mad Doctor would work for a sequel but the idea of the "surviving" middle person from the 1st movie going out to stop the new doctor would work mostly because the surgeries the doctor did to her to make her a piece of the Centipede would've left her permanently crippled. He removed tendons in her knees, removed her tongue, teeth, lips, and I do believe broke her jar. Also, as she was the middle part(the
So, unless Ironsides vs Evil Scat Fetish Doctor sound like an awesome film it would work.
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You would rather eat the shit in Human Centipede 2 than rewatch Blair Witch 2?
I smell a new Brad Tries episode!
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I think you watched the U.K. version, it had a lot of the scenes cut out like the barbed wire rape.
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I have not seen either film, nor do I plan to, but I've seen and heard enough of the first one to agree with your statements.
From the snippets I've seen, Hieter is pretty awesome. HAMMY AS HELL, but still memorable and intimidating. The villain here, I... um... yeah, not so much. I think it partially has to do with the minimal dialogue, but also he seems almost pathetic in a way, like he's just a slave to this obsession/fetish. Also no real reason for doing any of this other than derp dee doo he's crazy, I guess. Not to say that Hieter was devoid of any of the above. Did he even really have a solid reason for anything at all? Regardless, Hieter just happened to have a better presence and felt much more dominant in every scene. He was all around creepy.
Oh, and he didn't make fart noises.
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Also: Wow that gut. You... weren't kidding around.
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I find all the comments on here stating they havent seen either of the films yet they feel the need to comment on them pretty funny.
As for me, this film just felt like masturbatory material for Tom Six, he clearly didnt get the reaction he wanted from the first so decided to go over board with this one. The very idea of someone becoming so obsessed with the movie is clearly Six's ego at work.
The sad thing is, I see a talented director in Six, I just would like to see him do something with a bit of substance instead of a an average horror film and a a pointless 90 min gross out.
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I have not seen the movie, but my opinions completely reflect those by the reviews I have only read and watched. =D
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Really, Peloquin? It seemed to me more like a parody of people's concerns that these kind of movies inspire copycat crimes. It didn't seem self-congratulatory at all; it actually seemed a little self-mocking at times.
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speaking of gruesome A Serbian Film is probably the most hardcore so far
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Also, I really have to say that - in a very strange way - I kind of admire Tom Six. Considering all the hype and publicity his films get, he could easily go the Salo/Serbian Film route and try and claim that there's some deeper meaning behind it all, but he just comes right out and admits that these films are purely made for shock value, and in the case of the 2nd film, he just wanted to make a disgusting movie. I applaud his lack of pretentiousness.
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I heard though that there is a scene involving a mother going into labor as she is trying to get away. From what I was told we supposedly see the death of the child?
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Yes, Kevin. We see it die.
SPOILERS
The mother crushes its head trying to step on the gas pedal of her getaway car.
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I just finished watching the On Demand version and I'll have to disagree with Brad on the not giving a shit about Martin thing. I thought he was a delightful villain; the ur example of the psychotic man child archetype. Sure, Heiter was probably more entertaining, but I liked Martin as an example of a snowball of abuse, neglect, sadism, and everything that makes a crazy killer.
Also, to everyone who takes these movies as serious horror films: don't. It won't work. They're troll movies, and to truly enjoy them you need to remember that Tom Six is TRYING to gross people out; he's not trying to make a classy horror film. They're made to test the limits of cinema and people's stomachs, and I for one admire the man for that.
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Been waiting for this one as a fan of the first, unfortunately I'm sorely disappointed. In fact I feel kinda insulted. This movie just took the genius that was the first and literally raped it.. turned it into a shoddy, grimy mockery of the original idea. I hated it and Six thought this would be a suitable follow up when the scope for further twists on the original was so huge I'll never know.
The violence in it? I've seen more violence going on at my local after 11pm. Perhaps i'm desensitized as a hardcore horror/slasher/gore fan... but this just seemed weak. The much mentioned 'A Serbian Film' can hold on to it's crown as the most barbaric film out there right now... this HC2 is just a brocken hollow mockery of the original. Not impressed.
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This movie sounds fucked up to me. I saw the first film, I thought it was disturbing despite it not being as graphic as I thought. This film would surely mentally break me.
What's worse is that Tom Six wants to make yet another Human Centipede film, with it actually intended to make "the last movie look like a Disney film in comparison". When your 2nd film has baby's skulls being crushed, 10 people-centipedes and barbed wire rape...how much more gruesome and horrific can you get?
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OMFG I laughed so hard at your description of the shit scene, I didnt even see this movie! Im still laughing hahahahah!!!!!!!!
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Brad the demand version you watched was cut. The other demand version from bounty films.com is uncut. There is a comparision between cut and uncut here
http://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=285799 it is basicly the barbed wire scene and the sandpaper scene thats it
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