Bat Pussy
Wow. This one's bad.
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YES!! Brad you bring me so much joy! Thank you for always being there. First!
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And then I saw the ending. *throws up*
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Brad... That is the BEST Tom Green costume I have EVER seen.
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SECOND! But seriously not loading for me... Bat Pussy eh? And the comments just say "Wow This one is bad"....
There's another Batman porn? And it's WORSE than Italian Batman? Why am I not suprised?
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Brad, where did you get that ultra-realistic Nicholas Cage mask?
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Hey, it's a Sarah Jessica Parker mask!
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The Horse's Head From The FAKKU Website?
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Hot to Trot Brad.
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Wow two Snobbed porns for the price of one!
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"Mommy! The horse mask scares me!"
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I can't stop laughing at that horse head! That mere sight of that is beyond hilarious.
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Cripes, does Jerrid ever wear a shirt? OR go to the grocery store, for that matter?
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When you're that sexy, you just come to expect people to naturally give you things for free.
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He doesn't need a shirt - he's got chest hair!
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I saw clips of Bat Pussy before. I don't really watch 'so bad it's good' porno's but I do love anything by Joe D'amato. Nice review.
Also when Jerrid came in asking for cheese I realized something that you probably already know. But Brad, you're life is a sitcom. And that's awesome. Maybe you should pitch your life to Hulu as a series.
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150th anniversary? You age well, Snob.
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He's an immortal!
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Next week for the 150th episode: Caligula 3, Thunder of the Ninja Express Hunt. In it, Pierre Kirby fucks everything.
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Sweet, you used clips from the 2006 The Batman series in the opening, that was an unexpected treat, follow by a less delightful bat surprise.
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I wonder where she keeps the Batrang???!! Hummmmm???
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After watching the crew at Video Games AWESOME playing both Batman: Arkham Asylum and Batman: Arkham City, it's nice to unwind and watch a new Snob episode on another Batman porno spoof that's actually worse than Italian Batman. At least Italian Batman had a plot but without English subtitles.
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Wow, the way that looked and was shot it actually does look like somebody owned a theater like a Play house where like local theatrical productions would be staged and just had 3 drugged up hillbillies try to fuck on stage while they half ass tried to film them. I could tell by the echo and the fact that room they were in looked to be on a large stage.
That dude in it looked like a guy from freaking Deliverance!
I like the Horse mask but it's creepy as hell like something Jigsaw would wear!
Oh, God Jerrid shirtless again and he's doing something freaky with cheese!
Nice crack at the Maniac commenter!
Was that ball bouncing music from the Testicle Cancer/Legal Pot episode of South Park because it sounded like it! And, I know ya'll watch South Park!
So you did finally review Anal Dwarf! How did that get an IMDB article if it was only 8mins!? Was it par of something longer?
ET? There are more ET porns out there?!
Actually for a Batman theme with the way your head is shaped and your hair style you'd make a great Jack Nickelson Joker!
Mr. Jones we never knew you did a German Scat video! 1 Snob, No Cup!
God, I hope that was pudding!
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As Mr. Horse from Ren & Stimpy would say; "No sir, I didn't like it." lol!
And Jerrid, this is your 3rd without a shirt. Twice in one week. Keep the damn shirt on ya harry bastard, lol!
And Brad, if you do E.T. porn week I swear I will hunt you down and feed that porn movie to you, frame by frame, lol! : )
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Aww and this was released after my birthday!!
Good job on the review!!
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LOL! Oh Cinema Snob, you are a caution.
Oh man, Bat Pussy looks super lame.
So, there are OTHER E.T. pornos? NOOOOOOOO!
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If there are more E.T. porns I'll be screaming, "NO, NO, PLEASE GOD HELP ME!" like Ozzy on the song Black Sabbath.
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Wow. Shirtless Jerrid asking for cheese and shirtless Brad covered in fake feces were the least repulsive things about this video. Just wow.
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Wow, I saw a bit of Bat Pussy in an Everything Is Terrible compilation, and it was seriously one of the least sexy things I have ever seen. It's one thing for a porno to be poorly acted and plotted, but when watching it makes me want to become a eunuch and never think about sex again, something has gone terribly wrong.
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OMG, you're considering an E.T. week?! Woohooo!!!!
- Hey, wait a minute!
- Hmmm, brain where you're going?....
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Great!! now i can't think of E.T. without the horrible images of the porno spoof seeping into my Brain!!
LOL
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I see Jerrid as the neighbor you find in every sitcom of the '90s. They randomly show up, say a few lines, then leave without a trace. The Wilson to your Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor, as it were.
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I'm pretty sure this is 60s porn spoof, not 70s. (But early 70s it's hard to tell the difference.) Either way, wow, this looks downright unwatchable. Makes TOYS ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN actually seem like an art flick.
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1973.
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I guess that means that the Caligula review was episode 100 and 101 if next week's 150. Either that or one of those crossover reviews you've done you count towards the Cinema Snob quota. Also technically if you wanted to go with a Batwoman, you should of gone with the Batwoman from the TNBA DTV Movie Mystery of the Batwoman as going with Batgirl means you're going with underage bat pussy... well you know what I mean. Still very solid review, espiecally pointing out how not only is this the first literall movie that just involved only fucking but even comparing it to the 90's Batman movies. Though it needed a lot more terrible puns if that were the case.
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I'm amazed you didn't use a clip from Predator after the big pussy joke in the movie.
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Or a Sopranos reference...
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Cant stop laughing at the horse mask...need to breathe *falls over
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I laughed heartily at the part where you scratched your head after putting on the mask. I love the subtle jokes like that, especially since the movies you review are often anything but subtle.
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Did Brad just pull a 'Plumbers don't wear ties on us'?
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E.T. week huh?
....OH SHIT! Brad's gonna do Pod People!
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That poor ninja cat doesn't know WTF is going on!
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That Was SO Boring..There Must be better Batman/batgirl Porn Spoofs Nowdays..Or older ones.
Actors were a Yawn,Main Character was Boring And Dumb ennough to Hop on with a bouncy ball..At least Italian Batman had a bike..Though that was dumb also.
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I loved this episode, now I want some cheese.
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The only thing I could think at the end of that video was "Holy fucking ass splatter' Batman!"
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So...Brad...as the Snob...In a horse mask...watching midget porn...and commending it.
Yeahhhh, probably should've saved that for episode 150. It's going to be hard to top that.
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Whose laptop?
I have an Asus ROG laptop too, but it's from the g-series so it looks entirely different.
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Hey Brad you could have just filmed 1-2 minutes of footage with the horsehead on and just did the rest of the review with nothing but narration and using the same 1-2 minutes over and over... at least that's how I would have done it. I just hope your head doesn't end up in Jack Woltz's bed.
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Why not something awesome from Troma?
The Toxic Avenger
Class of nuke em' high
Surf Nazis must die
Troma's War
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Nothing says "INTERNET!" more than a dude wearing a horse mask and reviewing a midget porn flick! XD
OK , this is probably the best Snob episode you've done so far since your review of Dr. Sex. ^^
please , keep the horse mask on for next week's reivews. XD
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Nothing says "INTERNET!" more than a dude wearing a horse mask and reviewing a midget porn flick! XD
OK , this is probably the best Snob episode you've done so far since your review of Dr. Sex. ^^
please , keep the horse mask on for next week's reivews. XD
PS: HORSE !
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A better title for the Roseanne porno would have been "Boneanne" or "BoneInAnne".
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With that clip of Batgirl getting into her costume playing as you were getting into your costume, I totally thought you were going to don some purple spandex and a red wig. But a horse head works too. Just... got my expectations up, is all.
Anyway, great review(s) as always. I always look forward to having your movie choices bring down my classy status after a long day of Shakespeare class. Can't wait to see if you're actually gonna stick to your guns on an E.T. week. If there is another porno spoof of that, I may as well join a cult of eunechs now and get it over with.
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The most random review for the most random movie ever. I love it.
And please don't tell me there's MORE ET porn! That shit demon thing still haunts my dreams.
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>Insert Excramental reference here<
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It was great to get this review straight from the horse's mouth, but the ending was full of "shit"! LOL
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Wow the horse mask sure looks so real O_ O
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I think your 150th review should be about "International Guerrillas", a 3-hour film from Pakistan where Salman Rushdie is the villain. It's epic(ally bad).
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Wow! That made the 1966 Batman series look like Masterpiece Theater. Did people actually jerk off to this crap?
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I wish you'd wear that horse head every episode. Pleeaaase? It strangely suits you. Makes the show even more unique.
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"Wow. This one's bad."
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Don't think I could have put it better myself.
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I've watched your videos for a while, but never commented until now. This had me in tears. Well done and thank you.
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Paget Brewster was in The Anal Dwarf?
And did Ralphus use the whole chi-kken!
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A week long ET thing? No, you should do a thing that covers other Star Wars knock offs like Starcrash, The Humanoid, and... I don't know, but there are other Star Wars knock offs aside from Brazilian/Turkish Star Wars and Star Odyssey.
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Funny review, especially the horse mask!
I had seen the bouncy ball segment before, which got me curious of this film... but now I'm glad I haven't seen it. Wow this one looks shitty and dull, with an exception for the obvious bloopers. Really big effort on the makers parts, huh? Just keep the camera rolling!
Nice extra bonus, especially for fans of Ralphus!
Will look forward to the ET week, I've cringed on a lot of those horrifying ET films!
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There are 2 other ET Pornos i know of:
Etesão, Quanto Mais Sexo Melhor (Keep Up the Lust ET)
And EThree: The Extra Testicle with Ron Jeremy
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If you're going to do ET week, then you definately need NUKIE! After all, nothing says "inspird by ET" more than a couple of hideous troll rejects who, the more emotional they get, the more snot they produce!
As for Bat Pussy, it *might* have worked as filler for cannibal Confederates. ...maybe...
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Is it sad that I can say I have officially watched every video on this site and that guy with the glasses that I can find that Brad's in?
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Dammit Brad, your animated title sequence got my hopes up... Then again, I doubt you'd do a review of one of those well done animated porn parodies that are floating around the net and looking exactly like the source artwork...
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I really hope to God that Something Weird is the worst porn studio ever, because I really don't want to imagine something worse.
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Hm... OOPSIE? HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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This sounds weird but for some reason I now want you to make a character based around that horse head mask.
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This was, um BAD!
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Oh my god.....srly i have nothing to say to this movie besides it stole my precius time, the movie itself not Cinema-snob, and second.......this laptop.....is that the logo of transformers?
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Am I the only one that knows that the horse mask is from creepyhorsemask.com?
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Hey look, it's Sp00n! Why does he sound so much like The Cinema Snob?
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I saw this movie long time ago,but I cannot remember something..so is not so good!
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The thing is that they DIDN'T fuck at all. They just argued the entire time. It's not porn at all, it's anti-porn.
Oh, and for the record the Dragon Art Theater was a drive-in in High Springs, Florida It's former site is now a church. The announcer you see at the beginning is Donn Davison the director of Demented Death Farm Massacre/The Hillbilly Hooker/Honey Britches (1971), The Legend of McCullough's Mountain/Blood Beast of Monster Mountain (1976), and Moonshiner's Woman (1968).
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