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Sorry Brian, but you chugging hot sauce is nowhere near as cool as the Jman rocking a Rush T Reply to this
10/24/2011 7:58 PM
Skibz wrote:
You meant Jake, though now that I think of it, Jerrid's also been outed as a Rush fan in a few videos. I wonder who else in the Snob crew are followers of the gospel of the Holy Trinity... Reply to this
10/24/2011 9:09 PM
geddyb wrote:
Yeah, Jerrid is a fan... I made a Rush reference during a live stream of the Oscars... He was very enthusiastic about it. I wonder how many Cinema Snob followers are Rush fans... Reply to this
10/24/2011 8:01 PM
Bolt Vanderhuge wrote:
I was disappointed that you didn't try some, Brad.
Come on, we want to know how many fire holes you give it! Reply to this
10/24/2011 8:06 PMangelique_sp wrote:
Damn!...Jake is actually speechless for a few minutes, ha! BTW, I LOVE Brian and Sarah's taste in decor...those framed covers on the wall are 'Smokin' Reply to this
10/24/2011 8:11 PM
some asshole wrote:
a cold damp towel may help your eyes when they are burning, but i guess that would be counter productive. Reply to this
10/24/2011 8:12 PM
Smegzilla wrote:
Jake's reaction to that hot sauce makes me want to try it even more! I love spicy but I've never had hot sauce on a twix before... Reply to this
10/24/2011 8:53 PMBooRat wrote:
That stuff sounds tastey! I'd want a bottle of it just to sit n my kitchen stelf. That chicken ya'll cooked looked really good. Ya'll didn't let that go to waist I hope! You know if you got that hot sauce in your eye you could pore some milk in there to stop the pain. That's actually what most cook'll tell you to do. Wow, unexspected Jake cameo! He felt that burning all the way down to his vagina! Chocolate and Hot Sauce... sounds ike something you'd find in Japan! We'll see next time on Brad Tries!?
I just want to se ya'll try Ghost Chilies at some point. just the pepper without anything else!
Also, awww, ya'll didn't show wiether or not a few hours later if it Reaped your asses on the way out! Reply to this
10/24/2011 8:57 PM
Drew wrote:
Ass Reaper.....that sounds less like BBQ Sauce and more like a Porn the Cinema Snob should be reviewing. Reply to this
10/24/2011 9:04 PM
geddyb wrote:
Rush... been a fan since I was 16.. (15 years). Anybody that wears a Rush shirt is awesome in my book. Reply to this
10/25/2011 12:40 AM
Damin wrote:
I like how Jake comes in like a cocky bad ass and then gets knocked down a peg 2 seconds after popping that Twix in his mouth! Reply to this
10/25/2011 1:28 AM
Strelnikov wrote:
I liked the use of Mozart while Brian tried to choke down that bit of chicken; it gave the whole thing pathos.
As for Jake's bit: who in the name of Christ puts ultrahot sauce on a trick-or-treat sized candy bar? That was insane! Reply to this
10/25/2011 7:32 AM
Norris wrote:
Is it bad that i read the title as "Ass Raper" and thought that the robe on the bottle was like his raping outfit. Considering that its 85 fireballs. It may indeed turn out to be an Ass Raper. Reply to this
10/25/2011 7:51 AM
jdreyfuss wrote:
You said it's comparable in heat to Blazin' sauce. Does it taste similar or is there too much heat to tell what it tastes like? Reply to this
10/25/2011 1:20 PM
Nephilim wrote:
Hehe I love this show. There's something terribly hilarious about people trying the really hot hotsauces.
(and just so I don't come off as a total sadist, lol, me and my friends occasionally also try those really wicked hot sauces) I recently came across Aruba Tropical Heat sauce. Besides quite hot, it also has a rather pleasant fruity flavor unlike most hotsauces that are kinda bitter and just friggin hot. Reply to this
10/25/2011 2:34 PM
Truffala wrote:
I love how Jake strolls in all badass, AC/DC backing him up, lays down the challenge and then it's suddenly, Oh Shit, run the fuck away. Reply to this
10/25/2011 6:36 PM
Adam wrote:
Brian you are the man for giving that sauce a giant swig. You guys should also consider including something tacked on to the end of the video about how much it hurt leaving the system. Jake's also going to have to be a permanent addition to the Kitchen Reply to this
10/26/2011 2:20 AM
honkytonk wrote:
I tried to smoke while watching this vid and my cigarette kept dropping out of my mouth because I was laughing so hard. Just brilliant guys, keep it up. Reply to this
10/26/2011 7:08 AM
Jeg Har En Lille Pik wrote:
Well, i found it interesting. Funny ending. Brian has a hot wifre.
But there was no references to Killer-mummies from Poland or Zen-Buddhist Aliens from Mars.... so that lowers the over-all rating of the video. Reply to this
10/26/2011 11:20 AM
Rinnsi wrote:
240k units? not bad. my friend use to bring in hot sauces into work all the time. i think the last one (before he quit) was 4million? eyea.... that shit hurts. Reply to this
10/26/2011 9:03 PM
scott wrote:
i have a hot sauce that is 6,000,000 SHU. police grade pepper spray is only 5,000,000 SHU. i guess it goes without saying that you only need one drop at a time.
10/30/2011 5:03 PM
RYAN wrote:
good episode. how does sarah make that chicken? i've tried making that before and the parm just melts off Reply to this
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5/24/2012 3:27 PM
Jeevesie wrote:
Love the Flaming Brian's series, even if it is just an occasional thing! It was this episode that really inspired me to seek out some really HOT hot sauce, and today my bottle of Ass Reaper arrived in the mail. Deliciously painful, just as the review stated. I've gotta say, I kinda thought that Jake might have been hamming up his reaction for comic effect, but having tasted it... yeah... if I hadn't been prepared, it would have kicked my ass too. Reply to this
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So which is worse Jared(?) Ass Reaper or your Summer Movies?
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The individual is Jake, Jared is the bald one.
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AC/DC music should be playing every time Jake's on camera! Best intro ever!
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Seeing this on my Twitter feed was one of the better parts of my day, thanks. XD
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JARED!!!! RUSH SHIRT!!!! AWESOME!!!!
Sorry Brian, but you chugging hot sauce is nowhere near as cool as the Jman rocking a Rush T
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You meant Jake, though now that I think of it, Jerrid's also been outed as a Rush fan in a few videos. I wonder who else in the Snob crew are followers of the gospel of the Holy Trinity...
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Yeah, Jerrid is a fan... I made a Rush reference during a live stream of the Oscars... He was very enthusiastic about it. I wonder how many Cinema Snob followers are Rush fans...
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You can count me among that number
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I too enjoy the sounds of Canada's greatest non-shatner import.
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Guilty as charged.
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Been an unabashed Rush fan for years.
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I was disappointed that you didn't try some, Brad.
Come on, we want to know how many fire holes you give it!
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Damn!...Jake is actually speechless for a few minutes, ha!
BTW, I LOVE Brian and Sarah's taste in decor...those framed covers on the wall are 'Smokin'
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a cold damp towel may help your eyes when they are burning, but i guess that would be counter productive.
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Jake's reaction to that hot sauce makes me want to try it even more! I love spicy but I've never had hot sauce on a twix before...
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That stuff sounds tastey! I'd want a bottle of it just to sit n my kitchen stelf.
That chicken ya'll cooked looked really good. Ya'll didn't let that go to waist I hope!
You know if you got that hot sauce in your eye you could pore some milk in there to stop the pain. That's actually what most cook'll tell you to do.
Wow, unexspected Jake cameo! He felt that burning all the way down to his vagina!
Chocolate and Hot Sauce... sounds ike something you'd find in Japan! We'll see next time on Brad Tries!?
I just want to se ya'll try Ghost Chilies at some point. just the pepper without anything else!
Also, awww, ya'll didn't show wiether or not a few hours later if it Reaped your asses on the way out!
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Ass Reaper.....that sounds less like BBQ Sauce and more like a Porn the Cinema Snob should be reviewing.
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Rush... been a fan since I was 16.. (15 years). Anybody that wears a Rush shirt is awesome in my book.
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Now I want this hot sauce, I'm sold.
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Damn you Buster Poindexter!!
Seriously though, this was an interesting episode.
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This was the best laugh I've had all day, and believe me, I needed it. Fantastic.
"Brian's Kitchen" *must* become a regular feature.
P.S. - Rush most certainly rocks. As does Twix. That is all
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Why not just eat peppers ranging in heat from the lowest to the hottest?.
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I wanted to see him cook the chicken.
I want a cooking show.
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I like how Jake comes in like a cocky bad ass and then gets knocked down a peg 2 seconds after popping that Twix in his mouth!
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Why didn't you try some Brad?
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I <3 Jake! He is awesome! I love every video he shows up in
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I liked the use of Mozart while Brian tried to choke down that bit of chicken; it gave the whole thing pathos.
As for Jake's bit: who in the name of Christ puts ultrahot sauce on a trick-or-treat sized candy bar? That was insane!
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Is it bad that i read the title as "Ass Raper" and thought that the robe on the bottle was like his raping outfit. Considering that its 85 fireballs. It may indeed turn out to be an Ass Raper.
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You said it's comparable in heat to Blazin' sauce. Does it taste similar or is there too much heat to tell what it tastes like?
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Does El Topo Chico go Ass to Reap?
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You're welcome, Brian. You're welcome.
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http://store.davesgourmet.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=DAGPHS
should get this.
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Hehe I love this show.
There's something terribly hilarious about people trying the really hot hotsauces.
(and just so I don't come off as a total sadist, lol, me and my friends occasionally also try those really wicked hot sauces)
I recently came across Aruba Tropical Heat sauce. Besides quite hot, it also has a rather pleasant fruity flavor unlike most hotsauces that are kinda bitter and just friggin hot.
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I love how Jake strolls in all badass, AC/DC backing him up, lays down the challenge and then it's suddenly, Oh Shit, run the fuck away.
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My thoughts exactly.
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Can I just say this?
Jake needs his own show.
Dude's got personality.
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Brian you are the man for giving that sauce a giant swig. You guys should also consider including something tacked on to the end of the video about how much it hurt leaving the system. Jake's also going to have to be a permanent addition to the Kitchen
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Ass Reaper...sounds like the title they'd give a porno spoof of Bleach
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I tried to smoke while watching this vid and my cigarette kept dropping out of my mouth because I was laughing so hard.
Just brilliant guys, keep it up.
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Well, i found it interesting.
Funny ending.
Brian has a hot wifre.
But there was no references to Killer-mummies from Poland or Zen-Buddhist Aliens from Mars.... so that lowers the over-all rating of the video.
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240k units? not bad. my friend use to bring in hot sauces into work all the time. i think the last one (before he quit) was 4million? eyea.... that shit hurts.
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HOLY SHIT I HAVE THIS STUFF IN MY FRIDGE!
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i have a hot sauce that is 6,000,000 SHU. police grade pepper spray is only 5,000,000 SHU. i guess it goes without saying that you only need one drop at a time.
if you are interested, email me!
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I love Flaming Brian's kitchen so much. It's always hilarious. Are you going to try The Source?
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Watching guys drink hotsauce & choke really brings back memories of highschool weekends.
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Holy shit, was that battle royale music at the beginning?!
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good episode. how does sarah make that chicken? i've tried making that before and the parm just melts off
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The customer service, talent and assistance they provided were exceptional. They took the time to speak with me at length before i even made my first trip to Arizona, paying special attention to my requirements. Thanks.
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Love the Flaming Brian's series, even if it is just an occasional thing! It was this episode that really inspired me to seek out some really HOT hot sauce, and today my bottle of Ass Reaper arrived in the mail. Deliciously painful, just as the review stated. I've gotta say, I kinda thought that Jake might have been hamming up his reaction for comic effect, but having tasted it... yeah... if I hadn't been prepared, it would have kicked my ass too.
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