Flaming Brian's Kitchen: Ass Reaper

Lets get some hot ass.

 

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  • 10/24/2011 7:48 PM Bob the Monkey wrote:
    So which is worse Jared(?) Ass Reaper or your Summer Movies?
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    1. 10/26/2011 3:22 PM Chris wrote:
      The individual is Jake, Jared is the bald one.
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  • 10/24/2011 7:50 PM Mike D wrote:
    AC/DC music should be playing every time Jake's on camera! Best intro ever!
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  • 10/24/2011 7:53 PM Locke wrote:
    Seeing this on my Twitter feed was one of the better parts of my day, thanks. XD
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  • 10/24/2011 7:53 PM Nexeu wrote:
    JARED!!!! RUSH SHIRT!!!! AWESOME!!!!

    Sorry Brian, but you chugging hot sauce is nowhere near as cool as the Jman rocking a Rush T
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    1. 10/24/2011 7:58 PM Skibz wrote:
      You meant Jake, though now that I think of it, Jerrid's also been outed as a Rush fan in a few videos. I wonder who else in the Snob crew are followers of the gospel of the Holy Trinity...
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      1. 10/24/2011 9:09 PM geddyb wrote:
        Yeah, Jerrid is a fan... I made a Rush reference during a live stream of the Oscars... He was very enthusiastic about it. I wonder how many Cinema Snob followers are Rush fans...
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        1. 10/24/2011 10:09 PM Rebort wrote:
          You can count me among that number
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          1. 10/25/2011 4:41 AM walrusonion wrote:
            I too enjoy the sounds of Canada's greatest non-shatner import.
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            1. 10/25/2011 4:01 PM Prof wrote:
              Guilty as charged.
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        2. 10/25/2011 8:51 PM MTRodaba2468 wrote:
          Been an unabashed Rush fan for years.
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  • 10/24/2011 8:01 PM Bolt Vanderhuge wrote:
    I was disappointed that you didn't try some, Brad.

    Come on, we want to know how many fire holes you give it!
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  • 10/24/2011 8:06 PM angelique_sp wrote:
    Damn!...Jake is actually speechless for a few minutes, ha!
    BTW, I LOVE Brian and Sarah's taste in decor...those framed covers on the wall are 'Smokin'
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  • 10/24/2011 8:11 PM some asshole wrote:
    a cold damp towel may help your eyes when they are burning, but i guess that would be counter productive.
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  • 10/24/2011 8:12 PM Smegzilla wrote:
    Jake's reaction to that hot sauce makes me want to try it even more! I love spicy but I've never had hot sauce on a twix before...
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  • 10/24/2011 8:53 PM BooRat wrote:
    That stuff sounds tastey! I'd want a bottle of it just to sit n my kitchen stelf.
    That chicken ya'll cooked looked really good. Ya'll didn't let that go to waist I hope!
    You know if you got that hot sauce in your eye you could pore some milk in there to stop the pain. That's actually what most cook'll tell you to do.
    Wow, unexspected Jake cameo! He felt that burning all the way down to his vagina!
    Chocolate and Hot Sauce... sounds ike something you'd find in Japan! We'll see next time on Brad Tries!?

    I just want to se ya'll try Ghost Chilies at some point. just the pepper without anything else!

    Also, awww, ya'll didn't show wiether or not a few hours later if it Reaped your asses on the way out!
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  • 10/24/2011 8:57 PM Drew wrote:
    Ass Reaper.....that sounds less like BBQ Sauce and more like a Porn the Cinema Snob should be reviewing.
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  • 10/24/2011 9:04 PM geddyb wrote:
    Rush... been a fan since I was 16.. (15 years). Anybody that wears a Rush shirt is awesome in my book.
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  • 10/24/2011 9:18 PM alchron wrote:
    Now I want this hot sauce, I'm sold.
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  • 10/24/2011 9:23 PM Shadowdancer21b wrote:
    Damn you Buster Poindexter!!

    Seriously though, this was an interesting episode.
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  • 10/24/2011 10:31 PM Nyssa wrote:
    This was the best laugh I've had all day, and believe me, I needed it. Fantastic.

    "Brian's Kitchen" *must* become a regular feature.

    P.S. - Rush most certainly rocks. As does Twix. That is all
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  • 10/24/2011 10:52 PM Drow0036 wrote:
    Why not just eat peppers ranging in heat from the lowest to the hottest?.
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  • 10/24/2011 11:43 PM Joe wrote:
    I wanted to see him cook the chicken.

    I want a cooking show.
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  • 10/25/2011 12:40 AM Damin wrote:
    I like how Jake comes in like a cocky bad ass and then gets knocked down a peg 2 seconds after popping that Twix in his mouth!
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  • 10/25/2011 1:09 AM Brandon wrote:
    Why didn't you try some Brad?
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  • 10/25/2011 1:15 AM Christina wrote:
    I <3 Jake! He is awesome! I love every video he shows up in
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  • 10/25/2011 1:28 AM Strelnikov wrote:
    I liked the use of Mozart while Brian tried to choke down that bit of chicken; it gave the whole thing pathos.

    As for Jake's bit: who in the name of Christ puts ultrahot sauce on a trick-or-treat sized candy bar? That was insane!
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  • 10/25/2011 7:32 AM Norris wrote:
    Is it bad that i read the title as "Ass Raper" and thought that the robe on the bottle was like his raping outfit. Considering that its 85 fireballs. It may indeed turn out to be an Ass Raper.
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  • 10/25/2011 7:51 AM jdreyfuss wrote:
    You said it's comparable in heat to Blazin' sauce. Does it taste similar or is there too much heat to tell what it tastes like?
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  • 10/25/2011 8:45 AM Dan S. wrote:
    Does El Topo Chico go Ass to Reap?
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  • 10/25/2011 9:38 AM Aural Aurum wrote:
    You're welcome, Brian. You're welcome.
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  • 10/25/2011 10:05 AM lars wrote:
    http://store.davesgourmet.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=DAGPHS

    should get this.
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  • 10/25/2011 1:20 PM Nephilim wrote:
    Hehe I love this show.
    There's something terribly hilarious about people trying the really hot hotsauces.

    (and just so I don't come off as a total sadist, lol, me and my friends occasionally also try those really wicked hot sauces)
    I recently came across Aruba Tropical Heat sauce. Besides quite hot, it also has a rather pleasant fruity flavor unlike most hotsauces that are kinda bitter and just friggin hot.
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  • 10/25/2011 2:34 PM Truffala wrote:
    I love how Jake strolls in all badass, AC/DC backing him up, lays down the challenge and then it's suddenly, Oh Shit, run the fuck away.
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    1. 10/25/2011 4:07 PM Unholy Fire Dragon wrote:
      My thoughts exactly.
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  • 10/25/2011 5:45 PM Will wrote:
    Can I just say this?

    Jake needs his own show.

    Dude's got personality.
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  • 10/25/2011 6:36 PM Adam wrote:
    Brian you are the man for giving that sauce a giant swig. You guys should also consider including something tacked on to the end of the video about how much it hurt leaving the system. Jake's also going to have to be a permanent addition to the Kitchen
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  • 10/25/2011 6:42 PM nebosuke wrote:
    Ass Reaper...sounds like the title they'd give a porno spoof of Bleach
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  • 10/26/2011 2:20 AM honkytonk wrote:
    I tried to smoke while watching this vid and my cigarette kept dropping out of my mouth because I was laughing so hard.
    Just brilliant guys, keep it up.
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  • 10/26/2011 7:08 AM Jeg Har En Lille Pik wrote:
    Well, i found it interesting.
    Funny ending.
    Brian has a hot wifre.

    But there was no references to Killer-mummies from Poland or Zen-Buddhist Aliens from Mars.... so that lowers the over-all rating of the video.
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  • 10/26/2011 11:20 AM Rinnsi wrote:
    240k units? not bad. my friend use to bring in hot sauces into work all the time. i think the last one (before he quit) was 4million? eyea.... that shit hurts.
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  • 10/26/2011 4:23 PM Mike wrote:
    HOLY SHIT I HAVE THIS STUFF IN MY FRIDGE!
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  • 10/26/2011 9:03 PM scott wrote:
    i have a hot sauce that is 6,000,000 SHU. police grade pepper spray is only 5,000,000 SHU. i guess it goes without saying that you only need one drop at a time.

    if you are interested, email me!
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  • 10/27/2011 2:52 PM Tea wrote:
    I love Flaming Brian's kitchen so much. It's always hilarious. Are you going to try The Source?
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  • 10/27/2011 8:09 PM Lai-Lai wrote:
    Watching guys drink hotsauce & choke really brings back memories of highschool weekends.
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  • 10/29/2011 1:02 PM enerccio wrote:
    Holy shit, was that battle royale music at the beginning?!
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  • 10/30/2011 5:03 PM RYAN wrote:
    good episode. how does sarah make that chicken? i've tried making that before and the parm just melts off
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  • 5/24/2012 3:27 PM Jeevesie wrote:
    Love the Flaming Brian's series, even if it is just an occasional thing! It was this episode that really inspired me to seek out some really HOT hot sauce, and today my bottle of Ass Reaper arrived in the mail. Deliciously painful, just as the review stated. I've gotta say, I kinda thought that Jake might have been hamming up his reaction for comic effect, but having tasted it... yeah... if I hadn't been prepared, it would have kicked my ass too.
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