E.T. Week: Keep Up the Lust E.T.

Yes.  There is another E.T. Porno.

Posted by thecinemasnob at 11/1/2011 5:00 PM
Categories: The Cinema Snob
 

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  • 11/1/2011 5:10 PM Jason wrote:
    Great video..
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  • 11/1/2011 5:24 PM Tom wrote:
    We're all waiting for the REAL E.T. porno wiTH Ron Jeremy. But these forgrien oness are creepy as well
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  • 11/1/2011 5:26 PM cinerama3 wrote:
    YES!! Thank you brad for being brave enough to tackle this one! I suggested it on the forums a while back and I'm glad you chose to do it! Though you'll probably never be able to sleep again. YOU ROCK!!
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  • 11/1/2011 5:40 PM Laurel B wrote:
    Do you ever wonder where you went wrong with your life that you can say 'it just looks like furry porn'?
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  • 11/1/2011 5:49 PM Reed wrote:
    Holy hell.....I KNEW that thing looked familiar! That's the alien from Meatballs 2!
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    1. 11/1/2011 6:12 PM Dan wrote:
      Looks like Meathead was getting a little something something....
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  • 11/1/2011 6:02 PM Josh wrote:
    Watching this or E.T. The Porno is like comparing a shit sandwich to shit soup. No matter what you have it's still going to taste like shit.
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  • 11/1/2011 6:10 PM jaltesorensen wrote:
    I had hoped an E.T. Porn in which female-E.T. has a threesome with Yoda and jar jar binks.
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    1. 11/1/2011 8:35 PM Elizabeth wrote:
      That exists and it's called Biodome.
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  • 11/1/2011 6:17 PM Rebort wrote:
    Geez, someone makes an E.T. porn, and they can't even bother to make it SLIGHTLY sick or disturbing?

    Brazil, I am disappoint.
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  • 11/1/2011 7:03 PM BooRat wrote:
    Well, that was interesting! so the 80s in Brazil was like the 60s up here!? No body shaved!
    Well, at least this ET porn was in the right era!
    It might be weird of me to say this but is it just me or could this have easily been a Predator porn if the changed out the alien costume! It might be the whole hiding in a tree thing!?
    I think I might have seen a scene from this porn once. That scene you described with the 2 wangs.
    I like that ending stinger you put on the end of the porno with "The Nightmare Becomes Real" I know where that's from! I own that cheesy old Italian Zombie movie! I was tempted to try and send it to you, but then I saw Phelous reviewing it a long while ago!
    I'm surprised there wasn't a Mr. Hands joke at the horse fucking scene!
    Come on how hard is it for them to make an enjoyable ET porn! The made an Edward Penishand movie and it's apparently hilarious!
    So which one is next!? The other Turkish ET?
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  • 11/1/2011 7:52 PM Guilherme wrote:
    There is a Brazilian Porno that's way worse than this one. It's called Amor, Estranho Amor (Love, Strange Love), and in it Xuxa, who was 20 when the film was made, fucks a 12 year old boy. This is really weird 'cause our government banned A Serbian Film for pedophilia. But this one has been re-released! I saw it on the newspaper in São Paulo, and one critic even praised it!! This is what got me started on The Cinema Snob, because after that I started to hate almost all mainstream movie critics. This is the movie's IMDB profile: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083552/

    Ther're several porn actors in Brazil who claim to be the little boy in Amor Estranho Amor, but not one of them is actually the boy. No one knows what happened to him after the movie.
    yeah, i'm Brazilian.
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  • 11/1/2011 8:46 PM Pisthetairos wrote:
    Hooray for Brazil. If there's one thing we all love, is some classy ET porn.

    Also, ET is male in this one, and a female in ET the porno. I'm thinking crossover? That way we can get some ET on ET action. Who needs humans when we can get freaky like that?
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  • 11/1/2011 8:52 PM The Creep wrote:
    Hey Brad, are you doing "Erotic Nights of the Living Dead" next for E.T. Week? Mark Shannon's scrotum could pass for E.T.

    Also, the last shot in this review SCARED THE HELL OUTTA ME!!!!!
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  • 11/1/2011 9:05 PM MikeKz wrote:
    Hmm, I guess the title is accurate. That woman's fever dream about fucking E.T. did maintain her level of lust. Why do you think she watched a porno after fucking him? E.T. is more of a metaphor in this film, not a wholly literal character.
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  • 11/1/2011 9:54 PM Johnnyboy wrote:
    I take it blip.tv lowered its censorship requirements?
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    1. 11/1/2011 10:42 PM Brian Pierson wrote:
      I was wondering the same thing, at about the 6:30 min mark.
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  • 11/1/2011 10:45 PM DianaGohan wrote:
    "Yes. There is another E.T. Porno."

    - ... Yeah that's a sentance that just makes me sad to be a human being. Bad enough someone got the bright idea to make one E.T Porno, but two, and maybe more? I think Todd in the shadows said it best: We as a species have a large history for our romance with interstellar species of unknown origins. But why is there material about us having sex with the most sexy, ugly and creepy alien to ever exisit? Ugh I could never watch E.T as a kid because the thing freaked me out. I can't imagine someone instead thinking "yeah I want to lay with that finger glowing hottie" without feeling the urge to vomitt a little bit.

    Still very solid review on a movie that seems well... yeah to just be about sex on the beach, with the occasional guy in an E.T costume or close up of horse sex. I can see why Turkey would make E.T but why would Brazil just make a weird porno of it anyway? Was there such a high demand for E.T screwing they decided to fill it? I think the best line here though was pointing out not even 50 people can fit on the beach, "hot to twat" and hoping this would be the Brazillian E.T without the tramps. Jeez what else are you going to have to watch this week anyway? Hopefully something with a better E.T costume then was shown here
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  • 11/2/2011 12:25 AM DRMProd wrote:
    Hey, I saw Monguito in the opening! Are you reviewing Los extraterrestres? It would be nice to see what you think about Olmedo & Porcel
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  • 11/2/2011 1:40 AM Jeremy wrote:
    I wouldn't suggest scented hand lotion as it's more likely to cause a rash if you have sensitive skin. Also any scent ceases to be delightful when your cock smells like it several hours after masturbation.
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  • 11/2/2011 2:38 AM skrag2112 wrote:
    How many E.T. pornos does one civilization need?
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    1. 11/6/2011 11:03 PM rokstarboy567 wrote:
      what we need is no et pornos what we have is one too god damn many
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  • 11/2/2011 6:01 AM CaptSpiffy wrote:
    a bad porno within a bad porno?
    Pornception.
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  • 11/2/2011 12:16 PM BigTeeIll wrote:
    Oh man. How much of the movie did the Pornception-Scenes take? More than half?

    I liked the conclusion. Awesome review. As always. Also would love to see one on the Erotic Nights thingy.
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  • 11/2/2011 1:09 PM Murro wrote:
    Grate Review ^^!
    Any one else look in the face of E.T when he looks in the tents and thing "Outcast" Game? The Talan: http://kinectia.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/mayihaveit12.jpg?w=300&h=225

    I can just hear him say as he looks in the tent: "Ulukai?"
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  • 11/2/2011 5:39 PM Ross wrote:
    What's Brad making a joke about during the movie's ending? Seems like Nightmare on Elm Street, but I can't tell
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    1. 11/2/2011 8:38 PM BooRat wrote:
      http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/phelous/28924-nightmare-city it was for Nightmare City! It's one I'd like to see Brad review, but Phelous did a pretty good job already! It's a cheesy Italian Zombie movie that you can get for like a Dollar around halloween in Dollar bin in most stores!
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  • 11/3/2011 1:27 AM Frankenstein wrote:
    I loved the Nightmare City reference. That's one of my favorite Italian horror soundtracks.
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  • 11/3/2011 2:00 AM Titus wrote:
    So far so good.
    The ET special episodes kick ass.I Had to leave a comment here because of the Nightmare City reference, LOL! I hope you get to review Porcel & Olmedo's "Los Extraterrestres",,
    Porcel became sort of legendary here in Puerto Rico because of a show called "A la cama con Porcel" (To bed with Porcel), which featured scantily clad ladies dancing. Dad used to watch it, I would sneak up and watch, lol. Good times.
    Porcel & Olmedo, R.I.P., and I believe they would've loved to see the Snob, errm, snob this movie, haha.

    Keep the good work up, Snob.
    (great job, Brad)
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  • 11/3/2011 5:05 AM Turcano wrote:
    Oh dear God, you just made me picture a ET porno spoof starring the Tramps. I may have to kill you.
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  • 11/3/2011 5:48 PM The Exiled One wrote:
    You know, I'm a giantess fetishist.

    And "Attack of the 50 Foot Hooker" actually had a giant-sized nude Lena shoving a guy in her vagina.

    Hell, I have a Japanese live action porn movie that is basically an hour and a half of giantess fucking.

    My point is that I actually got what I expected when I bought giantess porno movies, so anyone seeking out an E.T. porno should get what they expected.

    Then again, you can always type "E.T." on the Rule 34 site...
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  • 11/3/2011 6:11 PM Nils B-Film wrote:
    I already knew of this one's existence, and I have dreaded this movie... but it seems it's false advertisement. Only a few minutes of horrifying ET stuff. This is a great week of reviews so far. And I always gets a kick out of the catchy Nightmare City theme~
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  • 11/7/2011 12:02 PM Mike wrote:
    The ET looks like one alien from Meatballs 2 LOL
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  • 11/18/2011 10:43 AM ThomasMink wrote:
    Huge insult to furry porn there, man. Low.. just low.

    Probably more referring to fursuit porn, not furry porn.. but, I can understand the mistake.

    Either way, great stuff.
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    1. 1/21/2012 8:09 AM Count Monty wrote:
      Don't try to defend furry porn, it'll just get you into trouble.
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      1. 3/1/2012 1:02 PM In conclusion shut up wrote:
        You know what else will get you into trouble? Not realizing that on this planet with 7 billion people on it some of them might, just might have different views than you and when one them stands up to state their opinion, you mock their point.

        Besides, he's right. Not furry porn, fursuiter porn.

        And no I'm not saying you should like either of them. They're called "fetishes" for a reason.
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        1. 3/1/2012 1:56 PM In conclusion shut up again wrote:
          You know, now that I think on it, does fursuiter porn actually exist? I've never seen any.

          Well there's this movie. And that one episode of CSI.

          But I think the more obvious question why am I replying to myself?

          Maybe I'm just that desperate to start an pointless argument with someone that goes on for so long that the text begins to squeeze into the right 'cause there's too many replies. Cause that's always nice.

          Or maybe I'm just weird and you should act like I don't exist.

          Anyway E.T with two penises.
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    2. 3/22/2012 9:06 AM Da Erkka wrote:
      You know I really got no problems with furries, and yeah technically you're right... Buuut the way you say it is, well, silly.

      "Good sir, you have disrespected the fine name of furry pornography"
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  • 4/27/2012 12:04 AM SymbioticToxin wrote:
    Bad porn within bad porn? Then it's Bad porn-ception.
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