Porno Midnight Heat
The Snob checks out a 1983 adult thriller that shares the same title as a different, more recent flick.
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Ohohoho, awesome.
I love finding movies with the same titles, I recently found a Timothy Dalton flick sharing name with my in-production faeture, made me smile since Dalton happens to be a hero-actor of mine.
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Oh thank god a new snob video!
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I love when the ad before this is disneyworld. Then again late nights scouring the internet and coming across the fact disney owned the spice channel...hm...the ad fits!
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Why does your artist draw you so fat? I mean, you're not as skinny as you used to be, but you're not THAT big.
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Thank you title card artist. Now I know what Brad looks like naked (hurls)
Anyway, the review was funny and The Cinema Snob was in fine voice.
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I find Brad very attractive thank you very much =) Way more attractive than the artwork makes him look.
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That's just a not-particularly-flattering picture. You *really* want to know what Brad looks like naked, load up his Violent Shit review and pause it at exactly 7:57.
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Why do you know that.
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Wrong, just pause it at 7:58. He's naked reading the paper. *shudder* If I could I would buy you a ticket to Puerto Rico. You seriously need a tan. You're qualifying for twilight, man! The only thing missing is a little bit of glitter to be as sparkly as edward. Thanks for a great review as always and take care you and the gang! lol Besos to Jake!!!
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And thanks for reminding me such kodak memories. gah!
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Ha, the movie did the Singin' in the Rain sync gag, but on accident. Classic.
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This was from a fascinating era of porno when it was trying its damnedest to be a "legitimate" form of alternative cinema. Nice job, Brad!
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Heh kind of funny how Brad wound up making a better Midnight Heat since at least his story had a plot and resolution instead of just fucking. (Then again I don't think this Midnight Heat's main actors was made up of just a lot of the director's friends, unless his friends were all filthy hookers). Still as usual a great review. Favorite line.
"No movie don't jump you only have ten minutes left".
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Wow, this was a short one! So, whick Midnight Heat should I watch?
It looks like the ending was cut out! Like 5mins of footage was lost! I'm guessing by wht little plot I could get from this review that the lead actually burned down the hotel himself to fake his own death and basically murdered a bunch of Hookers and probaly the hitman hired to kill him and he's going to live out his life as a bum! But, I might be putting more thought into it than the writer and director!
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I cant wait for Porno Game Boys
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They already made that. It's part of "Brad and Jerrid: The Private Collection."
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What? no comment on how the main character was in the 3rd and 4th Taboo movie? you can see him fuck his own daughters in those, instead of someone else's, Much more classy!
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forgive me if i say this twice since my first comment didn't seem to go though, but I'm shocked there was no comment on how the guy from this movie was in the Taboo films, he gets to fuck his own daughters in those films, which is far more Classy!
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I loved ur midnight heat
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Is it possible to watch some of Brad's movies on this site? I cant seem to find a link anywhere on the frontpage. I was high when i saw midnight heat, when it was on the frontpage here. I liked it, especially its use of 80ties pop-music.
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On the right side there are categories and one is Midnight Heat. Click on it then it will take you to that.
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I'm not the only one who thinks that one of the cops from the 80's Midnight Heat sounds uncannily like Brad's friend Jake, right?
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Oh...OHHHH. Wait, now I get it. 2007 Midnight Heat. I looked it up. Disregard my last post, lol.
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Sex is a weapon joke was pure brilliance
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There is no contest when it comes to the question of which piece was the superior production. Brad's wins hands down, for it actually told an entire story. Although, in my opinion, either film would have greatly benefited from the addition of a role by George Lazenby. Albert "Cubby" Broccoli probably recommended that Lazenby continue to punch each stunt coordinator/professional wrestler he ever worked with, to Ronan O'Rahilly's chagrin. And unlike Jesse Ventura's work, nobody even mentions having a box with VD! This makes no sense at all. But in all seriousness, awesome work as always!
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And now I really want to see the Cinema Snob doing a full review of a Brad Jones movie.....
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Jamie Gillis, the guy who said "human excrement is the wave of the future", R.I.P.
You should do a review of his private porn collections, very fucked up from what i heard.
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Fuck m & m's
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Sharon Mitchell & Tish Ambrose!
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there is also a midnight heat made in 96.(according to imdb) I wonder if brad's gonna do that one too.
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WAs this a new low for the Snob? 3 out of 4 dentists say TES.
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I thought the episode was hilarious. I love it when he pokes fun at himself and at the movie. The line about Champagne and orange juice was very funny.
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did that guy really say, "I'm max f'n force" ?
As always, awesome work mr. snob.
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It's Max Force from Brad's movie "Cheap"! I recommend it, it's a fucked up flick.
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Yeah, I think I'll skip this one and stick with the 2007 Midnight Heat.
Jake FTW!
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Man, I really laughed out loud when you said the guy was looking at all these people walking in slow motion.
Great review as always.
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Brad I really want to see you review Jack and Jill tomorrow, oh and bring Jake along I'm sure he will just love it.
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Brad have you seen Drive* yet?
*No not the one starring Ryan Gosling. The one starring Mark Dacascos.
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Greetings from Tokyo!
^-^
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Another top notch review! By the by, have you ever considered reviewing 'Dollman'? I watched it this weekend, and as soon as I saw the credits I thought: Cinema Snob!
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"I'll look like I fucked the living lights out of sunshine!" Loooove that line!!!! Awesome review, Brad!!!
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at 745-8 in that time i saw nipple,just sayin
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you mean 7:53-55!?
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hey its jake after the smurfs lol i dint know he stared in a movie rofle
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Since I can't register to the forums and ask that way, I figured I'd give it a shot this way:
Will the Cinema Snob ever review Jungle Heat (Jungla proibita (la leggenda sex di Tarzan)) by Joe D'Amato? It was released in 1995, and if I remember correctly thats the cut-off point for the Snob, and nothing after that will be reviewed, well, unless its another Violent Shit haha
Oh yeah, it has monkeys in it. I shit you not, there are goddamn monkeys that the camera cuts to in the middle of atleast one sex scene. I haven't seen the whole porno though, just one scene. Don't really know if I'd want to sit through the whole thing.
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