Drunk Brian Tries The Blood of the Kali
Or Kah as it's known. He also tries out some Diluted Ohio Booze, Pornstar Shots, and a nasty alcohol made of eggs.
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Gee willikers, a drunk Brian episode on my my birthday? You're the best Dr. Jones!
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num num shevai
http://youtu.be/l1nVZluKdaA
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Drunk Brian is the best
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This video totally made my day. After a shift at work being able to come home and laugh my ass off at the snob and his band of merry men and women is priceless. Thanks a lot!!! Also...you all should come to Pax East in Boston this year...I live in Boston and would totally buy all of you drinks!! Also..in the beginning when Brian is walking around it sounds like Broken Glass...what is that?
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Ugh, I spent Saturday vomiting wine, Jameson, and hamburger meat. Seeing Brian drunk is bringin' back some baaaaaad memories of my recent past.
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Best video ever.
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I love the clever cut at the end. Great stuff. The bit about his brother was fantastic.
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Aw, I like Advocaat, and Rompope, and other egg-based liqueurs. Then again, I'm the only person I've ever met who does... :/
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This was very entertaining until the very last bit when Brian started turning into that "i love you man" drunk
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Brian reminds me a little too much of myself when I'm drunk...
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Drunk Brian sounds SO much like the chick from 'My Drunk Kitchen' - which now REALLY makes me want them to do a cross over (where they would probably neither get any cooking or reviewing done, but there'd probably be plenty of drunkness!
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Funniest Drunk Brian Tries yet though seriously Brian...GET HELP!
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10 bucks says Brian fell asleep in bed naked next to a dude, then woke up the next morning and found a condom between the two.
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That had me in tears Brain you are the man!
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I don't know if this is funny or really REALLY SAD!
Shortly after leaving the apartment room and getting arrested for Public Intoxication Brian got his wish to taste 3 dudes while in lockup! "Back off, boy! He's mine!"
I got the weirdest feeling this video will be featured in his intervention!
Jake you are the greatest enabler!
Hey, next time ya'll do this get farther back I'd like to see the whole room so I can see who's talking and throwing bad booze at Drunken Brian. Also, why no puke!?
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DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
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Even drunk, Brian doesn't like the taste of Dude. I'm drinking Blueberry Colt 45 Blast as I'm watching Drunk Brian so I'm kinda fucked up too.
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Southern Comfort, I got myself so sick drinking that one night. Wasn't in the best of moods, so decided it would be a great idea to drink most of a bottle to myself.... O_____o
Not to mention it just tastes wrong.
Anyway, very funny. Had me laughing so much.
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Why don't they show the lighter side of "Leaving Las Vegas" more often, lol? Brian, we thank you.....but I'm betting your liver was thinking otherwise, after that night, good sir.
But hey, at least you didn't wind up partying on a sketchy party bus in the nearby parking lot like last time.
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Holy crap, Kah! That's some harsh tequlia to drink after so many others considering is 110 proof, warms you up something fierce. I have the same yellow skull design: I'm currently using it as a flower vase.
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Did Brian just die? Good thing you were recording I guess
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Not quite the level of the last episode ("I rubbed it in mah ahyes. It feels like mace! Oh Gahd!"), but still hilarious.
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It would've been great for Brian vs. El Topo Chico Part Deux, but the poor guy had clearly suffered enough. Ohio Booze sucks, COME TO MICHIGAN!!
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It's one of the reasons I left Ohio. Come to Texas, where we soak watermelons in Everclear!
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Drunk Brian needs to be a superhero...
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Oooh no! Advokat is dirt! I've had many a new years eve party sullied by that filth. Evil stuff. And I dunno about the dutch, but we pronounce it Advo-kar here in the UK when we're being generous. You don't want to know what we call it otherwise...
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I'm Dutch. Don't like Advokaat either. It's mostly drunk by older(elderly) people.
But I'm a beer guy. Belgian, German and Irish beer mostly.
English Ales aren't my fave
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Nice to know the feeling is transnational
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Man , drunk Brian is the best Brian. ^^
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When Brian was opening the bottle of Pornstar, did he say Jillian was going to be naked in the Snob movie, or am I mistranslating?
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That's honestly what it sounded like, too. Her face suggested that he wasn't supposed to say that; that if that was actually the case, it was supposed to be a surprise.
If that is the case, I could see a spike in pre-orders... >_>
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Did Brian turn into Billy Madison at one point there?
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Hey, I forgot to say so in my comment yesterday, but I loved Sarah's hair. As someome who's been using dyes since age 14, I give it a thumbs up.
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Agreed, Blond Sarah looks great
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I am sooo grateful for the 12 steps!
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You know, very few people actually drink Advocaat (Advocate, aka Lawyer) straight up. It's either mixed in with shit, and is also used as sauce to pour over puddings.
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Wouldn't mixing it with shit actually just make it taste worst? :p
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Strangely enough, no. In fact, at a christmas party my friends and i invented a great drink of Advocaat mixed with Dr. Pepper (Dubbed: Dr. Caat)On paper it sounds like it should be terrible, but somehow the flavours just seemed to work!
Admittedly, we'd already drunk all the other booze at that point.
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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Can you buy The Blood of the Kali online anywhere? Because that would make a great gift...to myself.
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I only got that drunk a few times. I think wont do that for a while. Was no one else really drinking.
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My only complaint with "The Hooker with a Heart of Gold" is that Brian didn't incorporate more Drunk Brian into his performance.
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"Big tits Model" should really be mentioned in the snob movie.
And yeah i don't know if anyone mentioned this already, but Advocaat's really actually supposed to be drunk/eaten with a spoon out of a small glass.
So drinking it like that would be about the same as drinking out of an egg flavored bottle of Syrup or Honey.
I'm not surprised he couldn't keep that one in.
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I live near Cincinnati. I hate Ohio. Its a sad place. Nice video.
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Get better friends.
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This reminds me of why I don't hang out with drunk people.
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This is a close 2nd in entertainment. Jake's review of Mr Popper's Penguins is yet to be topped.
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Oh my god man you almost got me in trouble at work I was laughing so hard.
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As a (Belgian) Fleming I have to say no Ndro, just no, Dutch beers are vile, Belgian beers are where it's at.
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Brad and Company you know how to make me laugh. I liked the Temple OF Doom references and when while drinking Porn Star Brian calls Jillian The Big Tits Model instead of the big box model.
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Second he drank the egg shit I knew it was about to come back up because my stomach doesn't feel good when I eat slightly runny eggs I can only imagine basically raw eggs mixed with the alcohol elements and all the stuff he's been drinking.
Only question what color was the spew after drinking all of that shit?
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"They now how to party in Ohio."
No we don't. This is why we need Drunk Brian.
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Wonder if he ended up in the Copa-Ca-Banyo by the end of the night lol.
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I live in Ohio
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Brian channels Bobcat Goldthwait right before the 9 minute mark. If he was going to sing anything aside from the magnificent Copacabana, it should have been Tutti Frutti.
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Is there any chance that the Drunk Brian vids can get their own location on the site soon? Because hunting them down is rather tedious.
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My god i feel bad for Sara having to pour him into bed after all this. Looks like it was one hell of a fun party tho.
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ROFL, Pornstars are my favourite shot! It tastes like liquid skittles, and I got it once at a strip club.
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Oh my God, I think I never had seen such a legitimately drunk person in an Internet-Show...this was awesome, but I'd love to see a Video of his reactions when you've shown this to him!
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