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• 11/21/2011 6:25 PM fairstarter wrote:
  there's something I should say here.. a number or something oh well.
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  1. 11/25/2011 2:59 AM DICK TIRED wrote:
     Brad you sound like Steve-O when voice is cracked.
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• 11/21/2011 6:27 PM Fairstarter wrote:
  there's something I have ti say here. It's like a number or something... Oh well time to watch this
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• 11/21/2011 6:36 PM The Omega Geek wrote:
  Fuckin Idiotic Retarded Shitting Twats
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• 11/21/2011 6:37 PM Matthew wrote:
  Damn, you caught the same cold I have, and I live in Pennsylvania! Considering that I know someone in California who has also contracted the annoying "pre-pubescent cracked voice" variation of the common cold, I'm beginning to wonder if I should watch "Contagion" again...
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• 11/21/2011 6:42 PM lucas wrote:
  happy thanksgiving, is there a possibility of reviewing a string of Andy Milligan movies? carnage, Guru the mad monk, Seeds of sin and the ghastly ones?
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• 11/21/2011 6:47 PM Matthew wrote:
  Thoroughly entertaining review, by the way. Not as consistently funny as "Home Sweet Home," but still an enjoyable way to unwind after work.
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• 11/21/2011 6:54 PM Lazy Shell wrote:
  The original Let's Play? So Slowbeef is in this movie? Sweet!
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• 11/21/2011 7:08 PM Skibz wrote:
  No offense to the brilliant Ted Raimi, but what misguided casting director thought he would be a perfect choice to play a clandestine condom salesman? Is it because he just drips a promiscuous vibe and raw sex appeal? That's like getting Eddie Deezen to play Casanova.
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• 11/21/2011 7:19 PM Guild Navigator wrote:
  Didn't Eli Roth directed or was going to direct a Thanksgiving themed slaher based on his Grindhouse trailer? It's a rather weak holiday to do some killing. I mean,in all the you're disposing of the bodies and a turkey sandwich you;re likely missing Black Friday...
  
  Anyway,a teaspoon of salt in a glass of water and some gargles and you'll have your voice back in no time. Happy Thanxgiving to all Team Snob.
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  1. 11/22/2011 12:14 AM BooRat wrote:
     Yeah I think so!
     I could be wrong but I think I recall seeing a movie years ago about a guy hiring hitmen to kill his whole family at Thanksgiving so he can inherit a fortune. It was shot like a horror film not like some action thriller because I remember I was younge at the time I saw it and I was really scared watching it. Wait it might've been a family reunion movie but I recall a large dinner scene that looked like Thanksgiving. You know of this movie I'm talking of?
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• 11/21/2011 8:36 PM mGrave wrote:
  Don't feel to bad about your voice brad, you actually sound a bit like Jason Lee at the moment.
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• 11/21/2011 8:49 PM Death Snob -The Snob that eats wrote:
  How about Zombie Rampage for a future review? I've heard some horrible things about it.
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• 11/21/2011 8:51 PM Boadicia wrote:
  OMG! I saw this movie ages ago in the theater, but under a different name. It was advertised in my town as Nightmare Shadow Woods, and the theater for some reason had a pathetic hand drawn poster that had nothing to do with the actual movie.
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  1. 11/22/2011 10:34 AM Jraptor wrote:
     You only used to get a poster with a first run movie. It was wise to save them in case you ran the film again. They were probably not supplied a poster to go with the movie (my dad ran a couple of theaters years ago).
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• 11/21/2011 9:23 PM Anonymous wrote:
  NICE Blade Runner Reference!
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• 11/21/2011 10:14 PM max wrote:
  AAAHHHHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHA FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
  I'M FROM JACKSONVILLE FLORIDA!!
  Funfact, Jacksonville is also where "The Blood Waters of Dr. Z" was filmed
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• 11/21/2011 10:14 PM Doug wrote:
  The other Bloodrage looks like a good Snob candidate too.
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• 11/21/2011 11:40 PM MikeKz wrote:
  What's with the cleavage on Louise? It's nice, but it seems out of place, especially since there are far more lascivious female characters in the movie?
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• 11/22/2011 12:06 AM BooRat wrote:
  This has got to be one of your best reviews yet! Even with the 3rd or 4th puberty hitting voice you got right now! (if that joke doesn't make sense it an extra testicles joke) I would've went with a Crash Test Dummies lead singer joke but I'm too lazy to iron out the details!
  Ted Raimi!? Why?
  That's the most 80s looking 70s I've ever seen!
  Twin killers? That could've easily been an awesome concept! If they didn't want to take the holiday themed killer thing seriously they really could've played up the twins angle a lot more!
  I noticed that those 2 images on the side on the screen lined up in that way but never said anything because I figured I was stretching it that anyone else would get the joke! Also, are you narcissistic enough to "enjoy" that image of your own face on that body!? XD
  "It's not cranberry sauce!"
  Thinking about it more the idea of a Thanksgiving themed slasher or horror film could be done easily. The whole Native American vengeful spirit thing could play in and all that jazz! None of this evil turkey crap! Just a strait up Halloween ripoff with a guy in a Guy Fawkes style mask and pilgrim hat and a blank gray jumpsuit.
  I do gotta admit too the effects in this movie are really great! That slit open head looked pretty convincing! Speaking of effects you haven't seen too many movies with people slit in half! Especially if your examples are just Cannibal Holocaust and Children At Play! If anything you should watch more to see if you can find better comparison material!
  I also enjoyed your homages to the other reviewers' catchphrases!
  Nope still not cranberry sauce!?
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• 11/22/2011 12:42 AM JayRam wrote:
  How hard is it to fuck up a slasher film?
  This genre of horror is so fool-proof even Wes Craven can do it--sort of.
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• 11/22/2011 1:12 AM Courtney wrote:
  12:14-I could not stop laughing! I was wondering if that was going to come up when I first noticed it myself.
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• 11/22/2011 1:54 AM Laurel B wrote:
  You know, this could have been a really cool movie if they'd took the 'protagonist's crazy twin brother killing off his friends and family' premise and kept the 'OMG it was the other twin!' in reserve as an end twist.
  
  Also, that weird incongruous chase music sounds like "Call On Me" meets late Cher.
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• 11/22/2011 2:18 AM Kadafi wrote:
  You sound like Charlie Sheen now.
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• 11/22/2011 3:57 AM Matt wrote:
  Finally, Cinema Snob reviews Blood Rage/Nightmare at Shadow Woods. Great movie!
  
  I really wish they'd re-release it on DVD, with the PROPER version this time.....
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• 11/22/2011 5:53 AM Someone wrote:
  talk about a depressing ending.
  
  that joke about your show's thumbnail being above The Big Box's thumbnail and making you look like you have a pair of nice boobs made me laugh so hard! how the hell I haven't noticed that? XD
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• 11/22/2011 9:54 AM Rebort wrote:
  What, you don't remember Jacksonville Florida? Not only did he star in "The House that Cried Murder", but he was also in the classics "The Barn that Sang Dixie", "The Garage that Sighed Audibly", and "The Storage Shed that Remained Relatively Uninteresting".
  
  Awesome review.
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• 11/22/2011 10:31 AM Jraptor wrote:
  Happy Thanksgiving to you, your friends, and family. You are the only site (TGWTG, SE, etc.) I still watch because I enjoy your work.
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• 11/22/2011 12:04 PM Riah wrote:
  Is someone going through puberty again?
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• 11/22/2011 6:40 PM Handsome Pete wrote:
  Well, you got me. I never noticed the huge boobies you gave yourself until you pointed it out.
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• 11/23/2011 4:25 PM ohitsyou wrote:
  Omg...that was a HILARIOUS review! Thank you. I was about to see this movie, but now have changed my mind.
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• 11/23/2011 5:53 PM Nick wrote:
  Did Brad just use my joke about his widget list making him look big-breasted? That's awesome. I feel so special.
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• 11/23/2011 6:15 PM DrGlitterhouse wrote:
  The killer going after his friends could almost make sense if you can believe he enjoys killing and decided he could get away with it by blaming the murders on his escaped twin brother. But would someone that much into killing be able to restrain himself for 10 years?
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  1. 11/25/2011 6:33 AM Lermont wrote:
     That's what I thought. Except he might just find killing exiting rather than "like" it (just one of those empathy-lacking psychopaths), and he saw a chance to have some fun with the situation.
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• 11/23/2011 7:12 PM Benjamin J wrote:
  Someone should now start a punk band called "Clandestine Condom Salesman."
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• 11/25/2011 1:01 PM RatherOddRanger wrote:
  Hi this might sound odd but I picked up a Hindu knock off of Nightmare On Elm Street at a convention last year. I've recently been watching your reviews and thought you might like to give this movie ago. Is it ok if I donate it?
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• 12/3/2011 9:50 PM JScho wrote:
  Great review. Yes, ThanksKilling was the proverbial mega-turkey. God, that was f'ing horrible; at least that one has to do SOMETHING with Thanksgiving. One scene with a turkey dinner does NOT make your "movie" about Thanksgiving.
  
  Any chance for Frankenstein's General Hospital? Just putting it out there...
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• 12/6/2011 12:56 AM the dude wrote:
  Check out amazon. They have an unrated director's cut of "Don't open til Christmas" coming out.
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• 12/10/2011 2:30 AM Ray O wrote:
  Bravo for the banner ad joke!
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